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614. Cutthroat Island (1995): Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Crap

Tombstone (1993): Skin Your Smoke Wagon, Where Applicable.

613. Howard the Duck (1986): Feather Fungus and Casual Bestiality.

612. Dream A Little Dream (1989): The Two Coreys Destroy Western Civilization

611. Bloodsport (1988): Jean Claude Steals Your Heart and Breaks Your Face

610. Shakespeare in Love (1998): A Cloying Pageant Which Yet Doth Feast Upon Private Ryan's Tears

609.The Untouchables (1987): You Send Our Podcast to the Hospital, We Send Your Podcast to the Morgue

Return of the Jedi (1983): Kill Your Father. You'll Feel Better

608.Contact (1997): Nerds Discover New Life in Our Galaxy. And New Cheese

The Postman (1997): Neither Snow Nor Rain Nor Gloom of Night Can Make This Watchable

Silence of the Lambs (1991): Why We Cant Have Friends For Dinner Anymore: A Retrospective

607. Manhunter (1986): Hannibal Lector's Film Debut Overshadowed By Really Tiny Shorts

Armageddon (1998): Roughnecks Are People Too - A Retrospective

606. Invasion U.S.A (1985): You Don't Mess With A Man's Armadillo

The Mummy (1999): Camels Outrunning Horses Is Just The Beginning With This One

605. Men In Black (1997): Galaxy Defense, Courtesy of a Ford LTD.

Spirited Away (2001): Life Lessons Mean More When Delivered By Nightmarish Creatures

604. Clash of The Titans (1981): The Gods Are Jerks

Stand By Me (1986): Barf-A-Ramas and Goochers: A Retrospective

603. Smokey and the Bandit (1977): Truckers, Trans-Ams, and Just Enough Mustache.

Planet of the Apes (2001): Spreading Monkey Pox To Every Movie Since

Cliffhanger (1993): Rocky Plays Die Hard in the Mountains. A Retrospective

526. Escape From New York (1981): The Best 70s Movie Of The 80s

Die Hard (1988): A Grumpy Nostalgia Half-Assed Christmas Special, part II

Trading Places (1983): A Grumpy Nostalgia Half-Assed Christmas Special, part I

525. The Dark Crystal (1982): When Good Muppets Go Bad

524. The Running Man (1987): The Most Prophetic Movie Ever Made. Plus Tight Unitards

523. An American Werewolf in London (1981): Where Wolf There Wolf Special. Part II

522. Silver Bullet (1985): Where Wolf There Wolf Special, Part I

Poltergeist (1982): Still Hate That Stupid Clown

Tron (1982): Your Podcast Is Low On Memory. Close Some Episodes and Try Again

520. Better Off Dead (1985): Fatburgers, Mortality, and Asian Drag Racing All For $2 (Plus Tip)

519. Tremors (1990): It's Perfectly Acceptable To Root For the Worms

Speed (1994) : Another Pop Quiz For Aspiring Hotshots

518. The Flintstones (1994): Yabba Dabba Doo Not Watch

The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997): Un-Extincted

517. This is Spinal Tap (1984): Even Pretend Metal is Better Than Music Now

NIC CAGE HEAT WAVE IV: Face/Off (1997)

NIC CAGE HEAT WAVE III: Con Air (1997)

NIC CAGE HEATWAVE II: The Rock (1996)

516. Superman (1978): It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's Ned Beatty

515. The Terminator (1984): Free Gargoyles with Purchase

514.Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989): You Are Named After the Dog?

513. The Goonies (1985): Treasure Maps, Booby Traps, Constant Yaps

512. Top Gun (1986): Tom Cruise Takes Flight, Logic Takes a Dive

511. Anaconda (1997): The Snake Swallowed the Script (and Voight)

510. Field of Dreams (1989): Baseball Will Always Fix Us

509. They Live (1988): Rowdy Roddy Rules the Roost

508. Highlander (1986): Immortality Has Never Looked So 80s

507. Reign of Fire (2002): Burn Baby Burn

506. Stargate (1994): Ancient Gods and Alien Portals Are No Match For Kurt Russell's Hair

505. The Spy Who Loved Me (1977): Metal Teeth, Aqua Cars, and Vodka Martinis

504. Jurassic Park (1993): Jeff Goldblum Explains Science Again

502. Good Will Hunting (1997): Turns Out We Like Them Apples

501. Dick Tracy (1990): Warren Beatty’s Chin vs. Our Patience

426. Fright Night (1985): Overstuffed Teen Hair. Blood On A Budget

Retro Halloween Bonus Series!: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

Retro Halloween Bonus Series!: Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

Retro Halloween Bonus Series!: Evil Dead II (1987)

424. The Lost Boys (1987): Two Coreys, Too Pretentious

423. Scarface (1983): Say Hello to Our Tired Premise

422. Beetlejuice (1988): Burtons BioExorcist Bonanza

421. Broken Arrow (1996): It Aint Cool, John? No.

419. The Godfather, Part III (1990): You've Been Wrong. It Doesn’t Sleep With the Fishes

418. Back to the Future (1985): What the Hell is a GigaWatt, Butthead?

417. Time Bandits (1981): There Are No Small Roles, Just Small Actors

416. Gone in 60 Seconds (2000): Grand Theft AutoErotica

414. Planet of the Apes (1968): Get Your Stinkin' Paws Off Us, You Damn, Dirty Listeners

412. The Matrix (1999): Leather Dusters Can Appear Pretentious.

411. The Postman (1997): Return to Sender.

409. Flash Gordon (1980): He'll Save Everyone of Us

407. Predator (1987): We Aint Got Time to Bleed

405. Tron (1982): Maximum Neon, Minimum Sense

403. The Fugitive (1993): An Arm Up for Missing Arms

402. When Harry Met Sally (1989): We'll Have What She's Having

325. Trading Places (1983): Gratuitous Nudity and Orange Juice Futures. All We Need

324. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971): Childhood Horror Wrapped in Chocolate

323. The Fellowship of the Ring (2001): Pass the Lembas On The Left Hand Side

321. Die Hard (1988): Corporate Terrorists, Heroic Sarcasm, Endless Smoking

320. Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979): A Script Thicker Than Shatner's Girdle

319. Waterworld (1995): Brooding, Wet, And Overbudget

318. A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984): Freddy Is Creative, Evil, And Surprisingly Quippy

316. Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992): Gary Oldman vs. Subtlety

314. Young Frankenstein (1974): What Knockers!

313. Armageddon (1998): The Asteroid Approaches, Cue Aerosmith

312. The Truman Show (1998): Reality Is Optional, TV Is Mandatory

310. Rocky III (1982): We Pity The Fools Who Don't Like This Podcast

307. The Princess Bride (1987): Andre The Giant Should Have Been In More Movies

305. Demolition Man (1993): Light Fuse And Run Away. Never Return

303. Return of the Jedi (1983): Galactic Tyranny Defeated By Redemption And Teddy Bears

302. Spirited Away (2001): Life Lessons Mean More When Delivered By Nightmarish Creatures

301. Con Air (1997): Proving A Stupid Premise Can Be Solved With A Stupid Accent

226. Batman Returns (1992): Why Michelle Pfeiffer Should Be The Only Actress In Hollywood

225. The Edge (1997): This Bear Was Poked

224. Days of Thunder (1990): Top Gun With More Left Turns

223. The Blues Brothers (1980): Don't You Blaspheme In Here!

222. Jaws (1975): We're Gonna Need A Bigger Podcast

221. Cliffhanger (1993): Die Hard On A Mountain? Yeah Sure!

220. Planet of the Apes (2001): Spreading Monkey Pox To Every Movie Since

219. Fight Club (1999): We Do Not Talk About Fight Club.

218. Dune (1984): We're Going To Spit On You Now...Just A Little Spittle

217. Cape Fear (1991): The Most High End B-Movie Ever Made

216. Blade Runner (1982): The Greatest Movie You'll Ever Fall Asleep To

215. Predator 2 (1990): Who Says You Need Arnold For A Good Sequel? Everyone Does. That's Who.

212. Twister: Revisited! (Feat. 2nd Hand Nostalgia): A Companion Podcast To An Obscure, Niche Show.

211. Stand By Me (1986): Oh Man, This Is A Real Goocher, But Loved. Sincerely

210. Poltergeist (1982): Sorry, Pennywise. This Is The Clown Hating Movie For 80s Kids

209. Tombstone (1993): Huckleberries Unite!

208. Face/Off (1997): Put Subtlety & Your Brain In A Black Bag For Later. You'll Need Neither

207. Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981): Thousands Of Rip-Offs Later, Still Not Even Touched

206. Point Break (1991): Zen Surfer Bank Robber Was A Good Look In The 90s

205. The Silence of the Lambs (1991): Pairs Well With A Nice Kiante

204. Total Recall (1990): 113 Minutes, 81 Kills, 3 Boobs (On One Prostitute), And 1 Quato

203. Goodfellas (1990): One Dog Goes One Way, The Other One Goes The Other Way. A Metaphor For Life

202. The Mummy (1999): Camels Outrunning Horses Is Just The Beginning With This One

201. Congo (1995): Possibly The Greatest Bad Movie Ever Made. Or Just Regular Bad

113. Godzilla (1998): When Giant Reptiles Have Weight Problems. We Must Flee!

112. Aliens (1986): Cameron Gets It. Most Others Don't.

111. The Fifth Element (1997): High Fashion, Frumpy Movie.

110. Speed (1994): The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down

109. The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997): Explain The Dead People On The Boat, Please

107. The Shining (1980): This Episode's Not Gonna Hurt You, It's Just Gonna Bash Your Brains In

106. Superman II (1980): Terence Stamp, A Mute, And A Goth Walk Into A Bar

105. The Rock (1996): Place Every Movie Cliche Into Blender. Add Connery, Cage, And Bay. Enjoy

104. Interview with the Vampire (1994) : Tom Cruise Is A Tall, Blond Vampire. And It Gets More Better From There

103. Batman (1989): Dark Knight? Nope. Just Dark. Lit By Itty-Bitty Book Light. Guano Incoming

102. Independence Day (1996): Proves Randy Quaid Can Save The World If We'd Only Listen

101. Twister (1996): You'll Need An Early Warning System To Survive This Premier Episode