Join Andy Diaz and Gabe Martinez as they relive the trauma of youth... through MOVIES!
The Toxic Avenger: The Yin and Yang of Cinema
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011) · Nov 15, 2023
Final Destination 2: Weed Smokin’ and Butt Bangin’
Final Destination 2 (2003) · Nov 1, 2023
Galaxy Quest: Pale Skin, Blue Blood, and Nasty Flaps (w/ Victor Hughes)
Galaxy Quest (1999) · Oct 18, 2023
Does This Movie Suck: Saw
Saw (2004) · Oct 11, 2023
Creepshow 2: That’s What Happens
Creepshow 2 (1987) · Oct 4, 2023
Monkeybone: Nightmare Fuel and Soul Patch Dreams
Monkeybone (2001) · Aug 16, 2023
Does This Movie Suck: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) · Aug 9, 2023
Tales from the Darkside: A Promise That Will Rip You Apart
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) · Aug 2, 2023
Does This Movie Suck!? Space Jam: A New Legacy
Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021) · Jul 26, 2023
Oppenheimer: Itchin' to Blast Off
Oppenheimer (2023) · Jul 19, 2023
Dolls: The Heart of a Child
Dolls (1986) · Jun 7, 2023
Beau Is Afraid: I’ll Drink Paint to That
Beau Is Afraid (2023) · May 17, 2023
Speed: Cracking Wise and Talking Wads
Speed (1994) · May 3, 2023
The Lost Boys: Grab That Face
The Lost Boys (1987) · Apr 19, 2023
Twister: Bill Pullman Would Never (w/Megan Golden)
Twister (1996) · Apr 5, 2023
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial: You Are What You Eat
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) · Mar 22, 2023
Silent Night, Deadly Night: Beefcake to Sweatcake
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) · Mar 15, 2023
Leprechaun: Chomping at that Low Hanging Fruit
Leprechaun (1993) · Nov 30, 2022
Does This Movie Suck!? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: For the Love of Foot
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) · Nov 16, 2022
The Exorcist: Feeding the Demon (w/ Paul Masvidal)
The Exorcist (1973) · Nov 2, 2022
Alien: Union Talks Over Leathery Eggs (w/ Jeremy Bolm)
Alien (1979) · Oct 26, 2022
Hereditary: A Trauma, Heads Above The Rest
Hereditary (2018) · Oct 19, 2022
Barbarian: Tension as Thick as a Hot Dog
Barbarian (2022) · Oct 12, 2022
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight - A Whole New Goal
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995) · Oct 5, 2022
Colors: The Most Inclusive Gang in Town (w/ Jose Flores)
Colors (1988) · Sep 14, 2022
Jurassic Park: Sauce Talk with the Boys (w/ Nick Miller)
Jurassic Park (1993) · Aug 31, 2022
Who Framed Roger Rabbit: I’ll Drink to That! (w/ Adam Ribota)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) · Aug 10, 2022
Starship Troopers: I’m Doing My Part (in honor of Raymond Diaz)
Starship Troopers (1997) · Jul 27, 2022
Little Monsters: Stranger Danger from Below (w/ Joss Whedon)
Little Monsters (1989) · Jul 13, 2022
Jaws: Shark Ruins Everyone’s Summer (w/ Mike Camerlengo)
Jaws (1975) · Jun 29, 2022
The Fly: The Bad Boy of Science
The Fly (1986) · Jun 15, 2022
Porky’s: The Death of Small Business
Porky's (1981) · Jun 1, 2022
The Matrix: Jacking In, All By Myself
The Matrix (1999) · May 18, 2022
Pink Flamingos: Now This Is Art
Pink Flamingos (1976) · May 4, 2022
The NeverEnding Story: Do What You Dream or Die Trying
The NeverEnding Story (1984) · Apr 20, 2022
Does This Movie Suck: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
Star Wars (1977) · Apr 13, 2022
House Party: A Love Unrequited
House Party (1990) · Apr 6, 2022
Return to Oz: The Nonstop Horror Show (w/ James Stebick)
Return to Oz (1985) · Oct 27, 2021
Cannibal Holocaust: Why Did We Do This?!
Cannibal Holocaust (1980) · Oct 20, 2021
Hellraiser: Addicted to What the Dick Did
Hellraiser (1987) · Oct 13, 2021
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Hooking Up and Screaming All Night
The Hot Nights of Linda (1975) · Oct 6, 2021
Pet Sematary: Hauling Crab Across State Lines
Pet Sematary (1989) · Sep 29, 2021
A Nightmare on Elm Street: Violent Sex and Home Alone Traps
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) · Sep 22, 2021
Tombstone: Skin That Smoke Wagon
Tombstone (1993) · Sep 15, 2021
See No Evil, Hear No Evil: Robbery by Erection
See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989) · Sep 8, 2021
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory: The Saddest Boy in London
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971) · Sep 1, 2021
Gremlins: The Gift of the Mogwai
Gremlins (1984) · Aug 25, 2021
The Abyss: Water Ghosts Save a Marriage (w/ Gabriel Casdorph)
The Abyss (1989) · Aug 18, 2021
Teen Wolf: Van Surfing and Whipped Cream Wrestling
Teen Wolf (1985) · Aug 11, 2021
Tremors: Crying With Kevin Bacon (featuring Chris Ray)
Tremors (1990) · Aug 4, 2021
Road House: Speak Softly and Carry a Big Kick
Road House (1989) · Jul 28, 2021
Independence Day: I Could Have Been at a BBQ (w/ Sara Fabel)
Independence Day (1996) · Jul 7, 2021
9½ Weeks: Heartbreaks and Tummy Aches
Nine 1/2 Weeks (1986) · Jun 30, 2021
Robocop: Do All Robots Eat Babyfood?
RoboCop (1987) · Jun 16, 2021