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Ep. 267: Russellmania
Obsession (2026) · Aug 18, 2026
Ep. 262: Bored Games
Arcade (1993) · Mar 10, 2025
Ep. 262: Bored Games
Nightmares (1983) · Mar 10, 2025
Ep. 261: The Swearwolves Were Hung
All the Creatures Were Stirring (2018) · Dec 23, 2024
Ep. 260: John Carver of Mass
Thanksgiving (2023) · Nov 25, 2024
Ep. 255: He’s Just THAT Into You!
He's Just Not That Into You (2009) · Apr 22, 2024
Ep. 251: Halloween H2… Oh, no! They’re back!
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998) · Sep 25, 2023
Episode 248: Slayed in Manhattan
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) · Jun 5, 2023
Episode 248: Slayed in Manhattan
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993) · Jun 5, 2023
Episode 245: Field of Screams
Husk (2011) · May 15, 2023
Episode 243: Naked and Afraid
Species (1995) · May 1, 2023
Episode 240: Every Body Counts
Student Bodies (1981) · Apr 10, 2023
Episode 238: Battle Royale with Cheese
Battle Royale (2000) · Mar 27, 2023
Episode 237: No Sleep Till Poland
Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight (2020) · Mar 20, 2023
Episode 235: Arquette-nophobia
Eight Legged Freaks (2002) · Mar 6, 2023
Episode 232: Broadcast Snooze
The Last Broadcast (1998) · Feb 13, 2023
Episode 231: Taint-ed Love
Possession (1981) · Feb 6, 2023
Episode 230: You’ll Float 2
It Chapter Two (2019) · Jan 30, 2023
Episode 229: What is It?
It (2017) · Jan 23, 2023
Episode 218: Where’s the Wolf?
Cursed (2005) · Nov 7, 2022
Episode 211: Chucky Bound and HorrorHound
Child's Play 2 (1990) · Sep 19, 2022
Episode 205: Jason’s Weekend at Bernie’s
Weekend at Bernie's (1989) · Aug 8, 2022
Episode 204: My Sweet Overlord
Overlord (2018) · Aug 1, 2022
Episode 197: A Reptile Dysfunction
Alligator (1980) · Jun 13, 2022
Episode 197: A Reptile Dysfunction
Crawl (2019) · Jun 13, 2022
Episode 195: Putting the “Fun” in Funeral
Mausoleum (1983) · May 30, 2022
Episode 195: Putting the “Fun” in Funeral
Mortuary (1983) · May 30, 2022
Episode 193: Silent but Deadly
Silent Hill (2006) · May 16, 2022
Episode 193: Silent but Deadly
House of the Dead (2003) · May 16, 2022
Episode 190: Misery Loves Company
Misery (1990) · Apr 25, 2022
Episode 190: Misery Loves Company
The Visit (2015) · Apr 25, 2022
Episode 189: Hot Garbage
Street Trash (1987) · Apr 18, 2022
Episode 189: Hot Garbage
Slime City (1988) · Apr 18, 2022
Episode 188: Let’s All Go to the Lobby
Popcorn (1991) · Apr 11, 2022
Episode 188: Let’s All Go to the Lobby
The Last Matinee (2020) · Apr 11, 2022
Episode 184: Ginger Snaps Relapse
Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed (2004) · Mar 14, 2022
Episode 184: Ginger Snaps Relapse
Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning (2004) · Mar 14, 2022
Episode 182: Ship Happens!
Ghost Ship (2002) · Feb 28, 2022
Episode 182: Ship Happens!
Death Ship (1980) · Feb 28, 2022
Episode 179: Here Comes the Son
The Baby (1973) · Feb 7, 2022
Episode 179: Here Comes the Son
Son (2021) · Feb 7, 2022
Episode 175: Go Back to Jersey, Ya Moron!
The Toxic Avenger (1984) · Jan 10, 2022
Episode 175: Go Back to Jersey, Ya Moron!
Class of Nuke 'Em High (1986) · Jan 10, 2022
Episode 171: Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
Don't Breathe (2016) · Dec 13, 2021
Episode 171: Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
Lights Out (2016) · Dec 13, 2021
Episode 170: Avoid the Noid!
Creepozoids (1987) · Dec 6, 2021
Episode 170: Avoid the Noid!
Humanoids from the Deep (1980) · Dec 6, 2021
Episode 167: Strangled & Mangled
Strangled (2016) · Nov 15, 2021
Episode 165: All Tricks. No Treats.
The Pumpkin Karver (2006) · Nov 1, 2021
Episode 165: All Tricks. No Treats.
Trick (2019) · Nov 1, 2021
Episode 164: Attrition by Attraction
The Houses October Built (2014) · Oct 25, 2021
Episode 164: Attrition by Attraction
Hell House LLC (2015) · Oct 25, 2021
Episode 161: Party Til You Drop… Dead.
Murder Party (2007) · Oct 4, 2021
Episode 161: Party Til You Drop… Dead.
Truth or Dare (2017) · Oct 4, 2021
Episode 160: “On the Darkside. Oh, Sam!”
Trick 'r Treat (2007) · Sep 27, 2021
Episode 159: Heads and Tales
Sleepy Hollow (1999) · Sep 20, 2021
Episode 159: Heads and Tales
Pumpkinhead (1988) · Sep 20, 2021
Episode 158: You’ve Got Dead on You
Shaun of the Dead (2004) · Sep 13, 2021
Episode 158: You’ve Got Dead on You
The Return of the Living Dead (1985) · Sep 13, 2021
Episode 154: Murder for a Jar of Red Rum
Dementia 13 (1963) · Aug 16, 2021
Episode 154: Murder for a Jar of Red Rum
31 (2016) · Aug 16, 2021
Episode 152: Malachai! Chucky Wants You, Too!
Child's Play (1988) · Aug 2, 2021
Episode 152: Malachai! Chucky Wants You, Too!
Children of the Corn (1984) · Aug 2, 2021
Episode 150: Lights, Camera… Oh, Sh**!
The Blair Witch Project (1999) · Jul 19, 2021
Episode 150: Lights, Camera… Oh, Sh**!
Paranormal Activity (2007) · Jul 19, 2021
Episode 148: “It’s Them Damn Enchiladas!”
Scream 3 (2000) · Jul 5, 2021
Episode 148: “It’s Them Damn Enchiladas!”
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) · Jul 5, 2021
Episode 147: He’s a Maniac, Maniac on the Force!
Maniac Cop (1988) · Jun 28, 2021
Episode 147: He’s a Maniac, Maniac on the Force!
Dead Heat (1988) · Jun 28, 2021
Episode 146: Bound & Gagged
Housebound (2014) · Jun 21, 2021
Episode 146: Bound & Gagged
Southbound (2015) · Jun 21, 2021
Episode 139: Here Come the Brides
Bride of Frankenstein (1935) · May 3, 2021
Episode 139: Here Come the Brides
Bride of Re-Animator (1990) · May 3, 2021
Episode 138: The Fame Monster
Starry Eyes (2014) · Apr 26, 2021
Episode 138: The Fame Monster
The Neon Demon (2016) · Apr 26, 2021
Episode 134: Road Rage
Christine (1983) · Mar 29, 2021
Episode 134: Road Rage
Maximum Overdrive (1986) · Mar 29, 2021
Episode 125: Camps and Vamps
Vamps (2012) · Jan 25, 2021
Episode 121: “Loco” Motives
Terror Train (1980) · Dec 28, 2020
Episode 121: “Loco” Motives
New Year's Evil (1980) · Dec 28, 2020
Episode 116: A Burglar’s Ball and a Bloody Bodega
Intruder (1989) · Nov 23, 2020
Episode 116: A Burglar’s Ball and a Bloody Bodega
The Prowler (1981) · Nov 23, 2020
Episode 114: Two Creeps. One Show.
Creepshow (1982) · Nov 9, 2020
Episode 114: Two Creeps. One Show.
Creepshow 2 (1987) · Nov 9, 2020
Episode 113: Purge of Allegiance
Uncle Sam (1996) · Nov 2, 2020
Episode 113: Purge of Allegiance
The Purge (2013) · Nov 2, 2020
Episode 111: Tricks or Treats?
Trick or Treat (1986) · Oct 19, 2020
Episode 111: Tricks or Treats?
Trick or Treats (1982) · Oct 19, 2020
Episode 110: A Couple of Tools
Saw (2004) · Oct 12, 2020
Episode 110: A Couple of Tools
Hatchet (2006) · Oct 12, 2020
Episode 109: Sweet and Sawa
Sawa (2013) · Oct 5, 2020
Episode 106: Grave Encounters of the Two Podcast Kind
Grave Encounters (2011) · Sep 14, 2020
Episode 106: Grave Encounters of the Two Podcast Kind
Grave Encounters 2 (2012) · Sep 14, 2020
Episode 102: It’s a Trap!
Tourist Trap (1979) · Aug 17, 2020
Episode 102: It’s a Trap!
Haunt (2019) · Aug 17, 2020
Episode 100: All Work And No Play Makes Bret, David, & Alan Dull Boys
The Shining (1980) · Aug 3, 2020
Episode 99: I Kill Girls That Wear Abercrombie & Fitch
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) · Jul 27, 2020
Episode 99: I Kill Girls That Wear Abercrombie & Fitch
Urban Legend (1998) · Jul 27, 2020
Episode 97: The Sound of Violence
Berberian Sound Studio (2012) · Jul 13, 2020
Episode 97: The Sound of Violence
In Fabric (2018) · Jul 13, 2020
Episode 95: Leatherface and What’s-His-Face
Leatherface (2017) · Jun 29, 2020
Episode 91: School’s Out… but We’re Back!
The Faculty (1998) · Jun 1, 2020
Episode 91: School’s Out… but We’re Back!
Disturbing Behavior (1998) · Jun 1, 2020
Episode 88: Hammer Time!
The Hound of the Baskervilles (1959) · May 11, 2020
Episode 88: Hammer Time!
The Devil Rides Out (1968) · May 11, 2020
Episode 84: American Swearwolves in Quarantine
An American Werewolf in London (1981) · Apr 13, 2020
Episode 84: American Swearwolves in Quarantine
An American Werewolf in Paris (1997) · Apr 13, 2020
Episode 83: Magic Isn’t Real
Magic (1978) · Apr 6, 2020
Episode 83: Magic Isn’t Real
Daniel Isn't Real (2019) · Apr 6, 2020
Episode 82: 28 Days of Mayhem
28 Days Later (2002) · Mar 30, 2020
Episode 82: 28 Days of Mayhem
Mayhem (2017) · Mar 30, 2020
Episode 81: Love Will Tear Us Apart
Love Will Tear Us Apart (2021) · Mar 23, 2020
Episode 77: Sleep with The Swearwolves!
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) · Feb 24, 2020
Episode 77: Sleep with The Swearwolves!
Sorority House Massacre (1986) · Feb 24, 2020
Episode 74: She's A Man-Eater
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014) · Feb 3, 2020
Episode 74: She's A Man-Eater
Raw (2020) · Feb 3, 2020
Episode 66: Mo Monkey, Mo Problems
Monkey Shines (1988) · Dec 9, 2019
Episode 66: Mo Monkey, Mo Problems
Shakma (1990) · Dec 9, 2019
Episode 65: Feast or Famine?
Feast (2005) · Dec 2, 2019
Episode 65: Feast or Famine?
Feast II: Sloppy Seconds (2008) · Dec 2, 2019
Episode 64: This Thanksgiving... We're Sorry.
ThanksKilling (2008) · Nov 25, 2019
Episode 63: Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead Alive
The Babysitter (2017) · Nov 18, 2019
Episode 55: House of 1000 Rejects from Hell
The Devil's Rejects (2005) · Sep 23, 2019
Episode 55: House of 1000 Rejects from Hell
House of 1000 Corpses (2003) · Sep 23, 2019
Episode 55: House of 1000 Rejects from Hell
3 from Hell (2019) · Sep 23, 2019
Episode 52: From Beyond The Bougie Buttheads of Society
From Beyond (1986) · Sep 2, 2019
Episode 52: From Beyond The Bougie Buttheads of Society
Society (1989) · Sep 2, 2019
Episode 50: 404 Not Found. DESTROY!!!
Hardware (1990) · Aug 19, 2019
Episode 50: 404 Not Found. DESTROY!!!
Class of 1999 (1990) · Aug 19, 2019
Episode 49: There Will Be Blood
There Will Be Blood (2007) · Aug 12, 2019
Episode 45: Get Out with Us!
Get Out (2017) · Jul 15, 2019
Episode 42: Darkness, Pain, and Sutter Cane
In the Mouth of Madness (1995) · Jun 24, 2019
Episode 42: Darkness, Pain, and Sutter Cane
Prince of Darkness (1987) · Jun 24, 2019
Episode 40: Rage, Cage, and Spit on Your Grave!
Rage (2010) · Jun 10, 2019
Episode 37: Space Vamps and Dirt Naps
Space Vamps · May 20, 2019
Episode 36: The Cabin and "The Wood"
Sleepaway Camp (1983) · May 13, 2019
Episode 36: The Cabin and "The Wood"
The Cabin in the Woods (2012) · May 13, 2019
Episode 33: We Hear You're Looking For The Candyman...
Candyman (1992) · Apr 22, 2019
Episode 30: Happy April, Fools!
April Fool's Day (1986) · Apr 1, 2019
Episode 30: Happy April, Fools!
Happy Birthday to Me (1981) · Apr 1, 2019
Episode 29: "Come to Crystal Lake," They Said. "It'll Be Fun," They Said.
Friday the 13th (1980) · Mar 25, 2019
Episode 29: "Come to Crystal Lake," They Said. "It'll Be Fun," They Said.
Friday the 13th (2009) · Mar 25, 2019
Episode 26: Subterranean Monster Blues
The Descent (2005) · Mar 4, 2019
Episode 26: Subterranean Monster Blues
C.H.U.D. (1984) · Mar 4, 2019
Episode 20: Night of the...
Night of the Creeps (1986) · Jan 21, 2019
Episode 20: Night of the...
Night of the Comet (1984) · Jan 21, 2019
Episode 20: Night of the...
Night of the Demons (1988) · Jan 21, 2019
Episode 15: If It Beeps, We Can Kill It!
The Terminator (1984) · Dec 17, 2018
Episode 15: If It Beeps, We Can Kill It!
Screamers (1995) · Dec 17, 2018
Episode 15: If It Beeps, We Can Kill It!
Class of 1999 (1990) · Dec 17, 2018
Episode 15: If It Beeps, We Can Kill It!
Chopping Mall (1986) · Dec 17, 2018
The Swearwolves - Episode 10: A Horror Anthology... Anthology
Black Sabbath (1963) · Nov 12, 2018
The Swearwolves - Episode 10: A Horror Anthology... Anthology
Tales from the Crypt (1972) · Nov 12, 2018
The Swearwolves - Episode 10: A Horror Anthology... Anthology
Trick 'r Treat: The Lore and Legends of Halloween (2009) · Nov 12, 2018
The Swearwolves - Episode 7: Halloween 2018
Halloween (2018) · Oct 22, 2018
The Swearwolves - Episode 6: Creepy Movies, Suspiria (1977), and Stephen King
Suspiria (1977) · Oct 15, 2018
The Swearwolves – Episode 5: You Can’t Spell “Slaughter” Without “Laughter”
The 'Burbs (1989) · Oct 8, 2018
The Swearwolves - Episode 4: "The Thing" About Sci-Fi Horror...
The Thing (1982) · Oct 1, 2018