What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the eff out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods, and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days, they play a game to determine whether or not they would #StayAlive at the end. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ep. 413 In a Violent Nature, Part 2: “The Tale of Baby’s First Kill”
In a Violent Nature (2024) · Jul 15, 2026
Ep. 403 Run, Part 2: “The Tale of Who’s Got the Eggs?”
Run (2020) · May 6, 2026
Ep. 402 Run, Part 1: “The Tale of Who’s Got the Eggs?”
Run (2020) · Apr 29, 2026
Ep. 330 Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday - “The Tale of Cinematic Gold”
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993) · Dec 11, 2024
Ep. 327: "The Tale of the Re-Release of Episode 68 - You’re Next”
You're Next (2013) · Nov 20, 2024
Ep. 326 ‘Salem’s Lot (2024): “The Tale of How Tape Works”
Salem's Lot (2024) · Nov 13, 2024
Ep. 303 Insidious: The Red Door - “The Tale of Armiana Grande”
Insidious: The Red Door (2023) · May 29, 2024
Ep. 302 Insidious - The Last Key: “The Tale of Dunston Checks In”
Insidious: The Last Key (2018) · May 22, 2024
Ep. 297 The Strangers - Prey at Night: “The Tale of a Streetlamp Named Tamara”
The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018) · Apr 24, 2024
Ep. 269 Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood: “The Tale of Kim and D’s Sex Van”
Friday the 13th Part VII - The New Blood (1988) · Oct 11, 2023
Patreon Morbid Minisode Preview: From 0101: " Long Day's Journey Into Night"
Long Day's Journey Into Night (1973) · Aug 27, 2023
Ep. 257 Birdemic: Shock and Terror: “The Tale of Robots and Friendship”
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010) · Jul 19, 2023
Ep. 221 Hellraiser -- “The Tale of Pinhead: Kindergarten Cop”
Hellraiser (2022) · Nov 9, 2022
Ep. 195: Friday the 13th, Part V - A New Beginning: “The Tale of No Bras, All Boobs”
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) · May 11, 2022
Ep. 181: Sugar Hill - “The Tale of #CRONEGOALS”
Sugar Hill (1974) · Feb 2, 2022
Ep. 179: Scream 4: “The Tale of Kevin & Kevin”
Scream 4 (2011) · Jan 19, 2022
Ep. 178: Lake Placid: “The Tale of How Bill Pullman Should Have Won America’s Next Top Model”
Lake Placid (1999) · Jan 12, 2022
Ep. 177: New Year’s Evil: “The Tale Of The Band: Sounds Of Feet”
New Year's Evil (1980) · Jan 5, 2022
Ep. 175: P2: “The Tale of Christmas in Parking Lot Space”
P2 (2007) · Dec 22, 2021
Ep. 174: Jack Frost: “The Tale of Science Tits”
Jack Frost (1997) · Dec 15, 2021
Ep. 173: Scream 3: “The Tale of Gewey, Dale and Doctortective”
Scream 3 (2000) · Dec 8, 2021
Ep. 172: 30 Days of Night: “The Tale of the All-Inclusive Vampire Resort”
30 Days of Night (2007) · Dec 1, 2021
Ep. 171: Motel Hell: “The Tale of the Official Meat Slogan Contest”
Motel Hell (1980) · Nov 24, 2021
Ep. 170: THE FACULTY: “The Tale of Kim's Pantsless, Skinless, Boneless Body”
The Faculty (1998) · Nov 17, 2021
Ep. 169: Don’t Breathe: “The Tale of Doing the Crimes”
Don't Breathe (2016) · Nov 10, 2021
Ep. 168: Society (1989): “The Tale of the NOT Hot Kind of Daddy”
Society (1989) · Nov 3, 2021
Ep. 167: Halloween II (1981): “The Tale of Michael Myers’ Snow Angel”
Halloween II (1981) · Oct 27, 2021
Ep. 166: Thir13en Ghosts: “The Tale of That Old Knight from Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade”
Thir13en Ghosts (2001) · Oct 20, 2021
Ep. 165: The Mist: “The Tale of Hot Dog Measurement System”
The Mist (2007) · Oct 13, 2021
Ep. 164: Book of Monsters: “The Tale of Gertrude Van Helsing”
Book of Monsters (2019) · Oct 6, 2021
Ep. 163: Malignant: The Tale of Dumb Dead Dickless Derek
Malignant (2021) · Sep 29, 2021
Ep. 162: The Visit: The Tale of Movie Theater Bathrooms
The Visit (2015) · Sep 22, 2021
Ep. 161: Tourist Trap: The Tale of Wet Diapey
Tourist Trap (1979) · Sep 15, 2021
Ep. 159: Candyman (1992): “The Tale of That F#!$ing Baby”
Candyman (1992) · Sep 1, 2021
Ep. 158: Live! Drunk Horror with Paige Taylor - Madame of Horror - THEY LIVE: “The Tale of Drinks in October”
They Live (1988) · Aug 25, 2021
Ep. 156: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter: “The Tale of the Terrible Trials of Climbing into a Raft Naked”
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) · Aug 11, 2021
Ep. 155: Caveat: “The Tale of Very Expensive Itemized Invoices”
Caveat (2021) · Aug 4, 2021
Ep. 154: Werewolves Within: “The Tale of the Longest Scarf”
Werewolves Within (2021) · Jul 28, 2021
Ep. 153: Live! Drunk Horror with Paige Taylor - Madame of Horror - Leprechaun: “The Tale of St. Paddy’s Day in July”
Leprechaun (1993) · Jul 21, 2021
Ep. 149: The Babadook: “The Tale of the Accordion Womb”
The Babadook (2014) · Jun 23, 2021
Ep. 148: What Keeps You Alive: “The Tale of Relationship Space - The Scariest Space of All”
What Keeps You Alive (2018) · Jun 16, 2021
Ep. 146: Army of the Dead: “The Tale of SamArmy of the Dead”
Army of the Dead (2021) · Jun 2, 2021
Ep. 145: Blacula: “The Tale of Vampire Science”
Blacula (1972) · May 26, 2021
Ep. 144: Horror Express: “The Tale of ‘BrphBrphBrphBrph’”
Horror Express (1972) · May 19, 2021
Ep. 142: Club Dread: “The Tale of Holdin’ Dick(testines) to Save Humanity Part II”
Club Dread (2004) · May 5, 2021
Ep. 141: Anything For Jackson: “The Tale of Conversations with Dino Bones”
Anything for Jackson (2020) · Apr 28, 2021
Ep. 140: Lights Out: “The Tale of Reverse Peter Panning”
Lights Out (2016) · Apr 21, 2021
Ep. 139: Uncle Peckerhead: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Biopic”
Uncle Peckerhead (2020) · Apr 14, 2021
Ep. 137: Oculus: “The Tale of Personal Growth Mindset Work for Mirrors”
Oculus (2014) · Mar 31, 2021
Ep. 136: The House on Sorority Row: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Assortment of Cane Toppers”
The House on Sorority Row (1982) · Mar 24, 2021
Ep. 135: Attack the Block: “The Tale of the Poor Man’s Peloton”
Attack the Block (2011) · Mar 17, 2021
Ep. 134: Antebellum: “The Tale of How Racists Don’t Deserve the Moon”
Antebellum (2020) · Mar 10, 2021
Ep. 133: Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master: “The Tale of Sir Kotzwinkle the Emu”
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) · Mar 3, 2021
Ep. 132: Promising Young Woman: “The Tale of Nice Guys and Kumquat Liqueur” Plus! An Interview with Molly Henery
Promising Young Woman (2020) · Feb 24, 2021
Ep. 131: Jennifer’s Body: “The Tale of Kim and Ket in 2009” Plus! An Interview with Caitlin Durante
Jennifer's Body (2009) · Feb 17, 2021
Ep. 130: Raw: “The Tale of Forced Parties at Vet School” Plus! An Interview with Kyasia Fields
Raw (2017) · Feb 10, 2021
Ep. 129: Re-Animator: “The Tale of Spooky Trips in the Uppy-Downy” Plus! An Exclusive Interview with Barbara Crampton
Re-Animator (1985) · Feb 3, 2021
Ep. 128: Gretel and Hansel: “The Tale of Smelling Kim Too Much and Now It’s Super Weird”
Hansel and Gretel (2020) · Jan 27, 2021
Ep. 127: Pyewacket: “The Tale of Sleeveless Turtlenecks”
Pyewacket (2017) · Jan 20, 2021
Ep. 126: Cursed: “The Tale of Being Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs”
Cursed (2005) · Jan 13, 2021
Ep. 125: His House: “The Tale of Being Underslept and Overhaunted”
His House (2020) · Jan 6, 2021
Ep. 124: Freaky: “The Tale of Killer Daddy”
Freaky (2020) · Dec 30, 2020
Ep. 123: Better Watch Out: “The Tale of Betting 100 Tampons on Jeremy”
Better Watch Out (2017) · Dec 23, 2020
Ep. 122: Misery: “The Tale of Ketryn Bates and Kim Caan”
Misery (1990) · Dec 16, 2020
Ep. 121: Texas Chainsaw Massacre: “A Thesis in Defense of Leatherface”
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) · Dec 9, 2020
Ep. 120: Audition: “The Tale of Bulls in a China Shop”
Audition (2000) · Dec 2, 2020
Ep. 119: Escape Room: “The Tale of Puzzle Orgies”
Escape Room (2019) · Nov 25, 2020
Ep. 118: Ghost Ship: “The Tale of Aesop’s Fable of Ghosts and Gold”
Ghost Ship (2002) · Nov 18, 2020
Ep. 117: Friday the 13th Part III 3D: “The Tale of the Daughter of a Horse Girl”
Friday the 13th Part III (1982) · Nov 11, 2020
Ep. 116: Idle Hands: “The Tale of the Messages of our Youth”
Idle Hands (1999) · Nov 4, 2020
Ep. 115: Christine: “The Tale of Honking Your Own Horn”
Christine (1983) · Oct 28, 2020
Ep. 114: The Guest: “The Tale of a Very Sexy Stalk of Corn”
The Guest (2014) · Oct 21, 2020
Ep. 113: Ravenous: “The Tale of Creepin’ it Real Sexy”
Ravenous (1999) · Oct 14, 2020
Ep. 112: Spiral: “The Tale of Everyone Communicates Openly… JK!”
Spiral (2019) · Oct 7, 2020
Ep. 111: Saw: “The Tale of Our Brain Houses”
Saw (2004) · Sep 30, 2020
Ep. 110: Soulmate: “The Tale of Kim’s Dating Secretary”
Soulmate (2020) · Sep 23, 2020
Ep. 109: 1BR: “The Tale of LA - A Documentary”
1BR (2019) · Sep 16, 2020
Ep. 108: The Shed: “The Tale of Mob Sturgeon and The Knife Girls - One Night Only - Tix on Sale Now!”
The Shed (2019) · Sep 9, 2020
53: Ep. 107: Daniel Isn’t Real: “The Tale of the Lure of a Cheesy Gordita Crunch”
Daniel Isn't Real (2019) · Sep 2, 2020
Ep. 106: The Frighteners: “The Tale of Kim’s New Ghost Dog BFF”
The Frighteners (1996) · Aug 26, 2020
Ep. 105: Drag Me to Hell: “The Tale of Mary Ty and LerMoore”
Drag Me to Hell (2009) · Aug 19, 2020
Ep. 104: Host: “The Tale of a Refreshing Dip in the Baby Baptism Pool”
Host (2020) · Aug 12, 2020
Ep. 103: Child’s Play: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Questionable Parenting”
Child's Play (1988) · Aug 5, 2020
Ep. 102: Teeth: “The Tale of Vampire Doors - Front AND Back”
Teeth (2008) · Jul 29, 2020
Ep. 101: Lyle: “The Tale of Chairs - The Podcast”
Lyle (2014) · Jul 22, 2020
Ep. 99: The People under the Stairs: “The Tale of Bedazzled Gimps”
The People Under the Stairs (1991) · Jul 8, 2020
Ep. 98: The Final Girls: “The Tale of Rulesy V. McJudy”
The Final Girls (2015) · Jul 1, 2020
Ep. 97: The Lighthouse: ”The Tale of Jesus and Cedric Diggory Bonin’ Shoes”
The Lighthouse (2019) · Jun 24, 2020
Ep. 96: The Invisible Man: “The Tale of The Patron Saint of Music and WWJD”
The Invisible Man (2020) · Jun 17, 2020
Ep. 95: Slaughterhouse Rulez: “The Tale of Lactose-Induced Severe Bloating”
Slaughterhouse Rulez (2018) · Jun 10, 2020
Ep. 94: The Lodge: “The Tale of the Venn Diagram of Step Mom Horror”
The Lodge (2020) · May 27, 2020
Ep. 93: The Ritual: “The Tale of Releasing the Krakaren”
The Ritual (2017) · May 20, 2020
Ep. 92: The Conjuring 2: “The Tale of Talking About Our Ghosts”
The Conjuring 2 (2016) · May 13, 2020
Ep. 91: Porno: “The Tale of Be Careful What You Ask For”
Porno (2019) · May 6, 2020
Ep. 90: Slumber Party Massacre: “The Tale of Snail Massacres in the Kimdom”
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) · Apr 29, 2020
Ep. 89: Harpoon: “The Tale of Quarantine with a Speargun… or a Harpoon - HAHAHA”
Harpoon (2019) · Apr 22, 2020
Ep.88: Tucker & Dale vs. Evil: ““The Tale of People Named Chad and What to Do About It”
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010) · Apr 15, 2020
Ep. 87: Repo! The Genetic Opera: “The Tale of Giles the DILF”
Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008) · Apr 8, 2020
Ep. 86: Bliss: “A Tale of a Simpler Time on Bath Salts”
Bliss (2019) · Apr 1, 2020
Ep. 85: A Tale of Two Sisters: “And Also A Tale of Life in the Time of Quarantine”
A Tale of Two Sisters (2003) · Mar 25, 2020
Ep. 84: A Quiet Place: “The Tale of ‘A Loud Place’, starring Arik Martin”
A Quiet Place (2018) · Mar 18, 2020
Ep. 83: Friday the 13th Part 2: “The Tale of Jason Burpsmap”
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) · Mar 11, 2020
Ep. 82: A Dark Song: “A Tale of Jerry Tooneytown”
A Dark Song (2016) · Mar 4, 2020
Ep. 81: American Mary: “The Tale of Arik Keeping our Stool from Falling Over”
American Mary (2013) · Feb 26, 2020
Ep. 79: The Love Witch: “The PSA for the Danger of Pheromones”
The Love Witch (2016) · Feb 12, 2020
Ep. 78: Tragedy Girls: “The Tale of Captain Hammerhands in the Wood Shop”
Tragedy Girls (2017) · Feb 5, 2020
Ep. 77: Fright Night (1985): “The Tale of the Journey of Amy: Girl, You’re a Queen”
Fright Night (1985) · Jan 29, 2020
Ep. 76: Parasite: “The Tale of Big Grandma Energy 2020”
Parasite (2019) · Jan 22, 2020
Ep. 75: The Invitation: “The Tale of Code Red on the Kim Cult Alarm”
The Invitation (2016) · Jan 15, 2020
Ep. 74: The Evil Dead: “The Tale of Rickety Jickety Cream-Colored Turtlenecks
The Evil Dead (1981) · Jan 8, 2020
Ep. 73: The Thing: “The Tale of Holdin’ Dicks to Save Humanity”
The Thing (1982) · Jan 1, 2020
Ep. 72: Anna and the Apocalypse: “The Tale of Dick the Halls with Zombie Love”
Anna and the Apocalypse (2018) · Dec 25, 2019
Ep. 71: SIlent Night, Deadly Night: “The Tale of Too Many Boobs”
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) · Dec 18, 2019
Ep. 70: Friday the 13th: “The Tale of How The Hell Has Ketryn Not Seen This Before?”
Friday the 13th (1980) · Dec 11, 2019
Ep. 69: Dead Snow: “The Tale of Giraffe Birds in the Crevasse”
Dead Snow (2009) · Dec 4, 2019
Morbid Mini-Monday 30: Knives Out
Knives Out (2019) · Dec 2, 2019
Ep. 68: You’re Next: “The Tale of Some Home Alone Shit”
You're Next (2013) · Nov 27, 2019
Ep. 67: American Gothic: “The Tale of Where’s Paul?”
American Gothic (1987) · Nov 20, 2019
Ep. 66: House of the Devil: “The Tale of Huggin’ and Cuttin’ Pizzas”
The House of the Devil (2009) · Nov 13, 2019
Morbid Mini-Monday 27: The Invisible Man
The Invisible Man (2020) · Nov 11, 2019
Ep. 65: The Taking of Deborah Logan: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Cure for Alzheimers”
The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014) · Nov 6, 2019
Morbid Mini-Monday 26: The Turning
The Turning (2020) · Nov 4, 2019
Ep. 64: Night of the Living Dead: “The Tale of Useless Barbler”
Night of the Living Dead (1968) · Oct 30, 2019
Morbid Mini-Monday 25: Eli
Eli (2019) · Oct 28, 2019
Ep. 63: Orphan: “The Tale of the Revenge of the Creepy Crapbag Kid”
Orphan (2009) · Oct 23, 2019
Ep. 62: Halloween III: Season of the Witch: “The Tale of Det. Thomas Jeanine Atkins Ph.D”
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) · Oct 16, 2019
Morbid Mini-Monday 23: The Lodge
The Lodge (2020) · Oct 14, 2019
Ep. 61: Happy Birthday to Me: “The Tale of Killer Whiskey”
Happy Birthday to Me (1981) · Oct 9, 2019
Ep. 60: Ready or Not: “The Tale of the 9-1-1 Seamstress”
Ready or Not (2019) · Oct 2, 2019
53: Morbid Mini-Monday 21: “Candy Corn”
Josh Hasty's Candy Corn (2019) · Sep 30, 2019
52: Ep. 59: Hagazussa: “The Tale of the 63 Year Old Baby”
Hagazussa (2018) · Sep 25, 2019
51: Morbid Mini-Monday 20: “Gretel & Hansel”
Gretel & Hansel (2020) · Sep 23, 2019
Ep. 58: House of 1000 Corpses: “The Tale of Seasonal Fruits and Fuckstorms of Murder”
House of 1000 Corpses (2003) · Sep 18, 2019
Ep. 57: Night of the Creeps: “The Tale of Thrill Me with some ASMR”
Night of the Creeps (1986) · Sep 11, 2019
50: Morbid Mini-Monday 18: “Mary”
Mary (2019) · Sep 9, 2019
Ep. 56: The Autopsy of Jane Doe: “The Tale of Thou Cannot Kill This Bitch”
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016) · Sep 4, 2019
Morbid Mini-Monday 17: “Artik”
Artik (2019) · Sep 2, 2019
Morbid Mini-Monday 16: “Don't Let Go”
Don't Let Go (2019) · Aug 26, 2019
Ep. 54: Spring: “The Tale of Squid Love”
Spring (2014) · Aug 21, 2019
Morbid Mini-Monday 15: “Ready or Not”
Ready or Not (2019) · Aug 19, 2019
Ep. 53: Killer Klowns from Outer Space: “The Tale of the Death of Miranda Rights”
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) · Aug 14, 2019
Morbid Mini-Monday 14: “The Lighthouse”
The Lighthouse (2019) · Aug 12, 2019
Ep. 52: Jacob’s Ladder: “The Tale of the Return of 80s Ghost”
Jacob's Ladder (1990) · Aug 7, 2019
Morbid Mini-Monday 13: “Satanic Panic”
Satanic Panic (2019) · Aug 5, 2019
Ep 51: Midsommar: “The Tale of the Whole Baguette”
Midsommar (2019) · Jul 31, 2019
Morbid Mini-Monday 12: “The Nightingale”
The Nightingale (2018) · Jul 29, 2019
Morbid Mini-Monday 11: “They're Inside”
They're Inside (2019) · Jul 22, 2019
Ep. 49: The Perfection: “The Tale of Hearth Cross Buns”
The Perfection (2018) · Jul 17, 2019
Ep. 48: Unsane: “The Tale of BJs for the King”
Unsane (2018) · Jul 10, 2019
Ep. XLVII: Apostle: “The Tale of Root Face Burpsmap”
Apostle (2018) · Jul 3, 2019
Morbid Mini-Monday 08: “Annabelle Comes Home”
Annabelle Comes Home (2019) · Jul 1, 2019
Ep. 46: Sleepaway Camp: “The Tale of the Eclectic and Marvelous Wardrobe of Short Shirt”
Sleepaway Camp (1983) · Jun 26, 2019
Morbid Mini-Monday 07: “Child’s Play”
Child's Play (2019) · Jun 24, 2019
Ep. 45: Bad Samaritan: “The Tale of David Tennant Can’t Save Every Movie”
Bad Samaritan (2018) · Jun 19, 2019
Morbid Mini-Monday 06: "Doctor Sleep"
Doctor Sleep (2019) · Jun 17, 2019
Ep. 44: Poltergeist: “The Tale of the True Clown of Horror”
Poltergeist (1982) · Jun 12, 2019
Morbid Mini-Monday 05: "The Dead Don’t Die"
The Dead Don't Die (2019) · Jun 10, 2019
Ep. 43: Ouija: Origin of Evil: “The Tale of Creepy Crap Bag Kids”
Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016) · Jun 5, 2019
Morbid Mini-Monday 04: "Midsommar"
Midsommar (2019) · Jun 3, 2019
Ep. 42: Emelie: “The Tale of 'Gina Holes Out - Tits Up”
Emelie (2016) · May 29, 2019
Morbid Mini-Monday 03: "The Odds"
The Odds (2019) · May 27, 2019
Ep. 41: House of Wax (1953): “The Tale of Happy Corporeal Birthday, Sir Vincent Price!”
House of Wax (1953) · May 22, 2019
Morbid Mini-Monday 02: "Brightburn"
Brightburn (2019) · May 20, 2019
Ep. 40: Summer of ‘84: “The Tale of Peek-a-Boobs”
Summer of 84 (2018) · May 15, 2019
Morbid Mini-Monday 01: "It: Chapter Two"
It Chapter Two (2019) · May 13, 2019
39: Ep. 39: Us: “The Tale of The Fitted Burpsmap”
Us (2019) · May 8, 2019
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38: Ep. 38: REC: “The Tale of -- Yo! I’m Reportin’ Here!”
[REC] (2007) · May 1, 2019
37: Ep. 37: Let The Right One In: “The Tale of Big Milk”
Let the Right One In (2008) · Apr 24, 2019
36: Ep. 36: Terrifier: “The Tale of the Warehouse of Requirement”
Terrifier (2018) · Apr 17, 2019
35: Ep. 35: The Forest: “The Tale of There Ain’t No S’mores in this Forest, Bitch”
The Forest (2016) · Apr 10, 2019
34: Ep. 34: April Fool’s Day: “The Tale of Muffy, Buffy, and Mary O’Reilly O’Shea O’Nikki”
April Fool's Day (1986) · Apr 3, 2019
33: Ep. 33: The Witch in the Window: “The Tale of Early 90’s Ghosts in Hammer Pants”
The Witch in the Window (2018) · Mar 27, 2019
32: Ep. 32: Mandy: “The Tale of Your Formal Invitation to Kim & Ket’s Plaster of Plaris Craft Night”
Mandy (2018) · Mar 20, 2019
31: Ep. 31: Leprechaun 2: “The Tale of Marrying for Leppy Gold”
Leprechaun 2 (1994) · Mar 13, 2019
30: Ep. 30: Revenge: “The Tale of Killin’ Scrotes”
Revenge (2017) · Mar 6, 2019
29: Ep. 29: Honeymoon: “The Tale of Pirate Porn and HoneyKim”
Honeymoon (2014) · Feb 27, 2019
28: Ep. 28: Angel Heart: “The Tale of Dick Porter and the Wife Respecters”
Angel Heart (1987) · Feb 20, 2019
27: Ep. 27: My Bloody Valentine: “The Tale of FOMO at BoneCon”
My Bloody Valentine (1981) · Feb 13, 2019
26: Ep. 26: Hellraiser: “The Sexy Tale of Goop Body and British Shoulder Pads”
Hellraiser (1987) · Feb 6, 2019
25: Ep. 25: Annihilation: “The Tale of Bechdel Tests on the Jurassic Park Toilet”
Annihilation (2018) · Jan 30, 2019
24: Ep. 24: 47 Meters Down: “The Tale of MAJOR TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES Under The Sea”
47 Meters Down (2017) · Jan 23, 2019
23: Ep. 23: Exorcist III: “The Tale of Detective Burns”
The Exorcist III (1990) · Jan 16, 2019
14: Ep. 14 Train to Busan: “The Tale of Baby’s 1st Zombie Apocalypse”
Train to Busan (2016) · Nov 14, 2018
13: Ep. 13 The Purge: Election Year: “The Tale of YOU BETTER HAVE EFFING VOTED”
The Purge: Election Year (2016) · Nov 7, 2018
9: Ep. 9: Ginger Snaps: “The Tale of Helicopter Ketryn”
Ginger Snaps (2000) · Oct 10, 2018
8: Ep. 8: The Killing of a Sacred Deer: “The Tale of a Sacred Sponge Bob”
The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017) · Oct 3, 2018
7: Ep. 7: Deliverance: “The Tale of Burt Reynolds’ Arms”
Deliverance (1972) · Sep 26, 2018
6: Ep. 6: The Open House: “The Tale of Horror from 2-5 on a Sunday”
The Open House (2018) · Sep 19, 2018
5: Ep. 5: The Skeleton Key: “The Tale of How you do the Hoodoo that you do”
The Skeleton Key (2005) · Aug 26, 2018
4: Ep. 4: I am the Pretty Thing that Lives in the House: “The Tale of the Hanging Chair”
I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House (2016) · Aug 26, 2018
3: Ep. 3: An American Haunting: “The Tale of Sassy and The Patriarchy”
An American Haunting (2005) · Aug 26, 2018
1: Ep. 1: Green Room: “The Tale of Dirt Bag Band and Butt Boy”
Green Room (2016) · Aug 26, 2018