Feel conflicted about the movies you loved as a kid? Let Paul and Erika guide you through all that beloved garbage we watched...after all, nostalgia is more fun when you aren't the only one embarrassed by it. Come dive into yesterday's pop culture today (and connect with the show on Instagram, BlueSky, and Threads)!
Ocean’s Eleven (2001) - Disguises, Museums & a Perfect Cockney Accent
Ocean's Eleven (2001) · Jul 27, 2026
Set It Off (1996) - Beloved Sitcom Actors, Car CDs & a Sensual Massage
Set It Off (1996) · Jul 20, 2026
The Great Muppet Caper (1981) - Ladies, Henchmodels & a Jar of Calf’s Foot Jelly
The Great Muppet Caper (1981) · Jul 13, 2026
The Usual Suspects (1995) - Murder Outfits, Asterisks & a Woman
The Usual Suspects (1995) · Jul 6, 2026
That Aged Well Interviews: Crystal
The Ten Commandments (1956) · Jun 29, 2026
That Aged Well Interviews: Crystal
Showgirls (1995) · Jun 29, 2026
That Aged Well Interviews: Crystal
Masters of the Universe (1987) · Jun 29, 2026
Chicago (2002) - Downbeats, Killer Gams & a Half-Used Jar of Cold Cream
Chicago (2002) · Jun 22, 2026
Y Tu Mamá También (2001) - Manifestos, Public Pools & an Oyster in Lime Juice
Y Tu Mamá También (2001) · Jun 15, 2026
Velvet Goldmine (1998) - Death Hoaxes, Feathers & a Glitter UFO
Velvet Goldmine (1998) · Jun 8, 2026
Victor/Victoria (1982) - Eclairs, Sonic Screams & an 80s Bathroom
Victor/Victoria (1982) · Jun 1, 2026
The Land Before Time (1988) - Sea Turtles, Geography & a Long Pause
The Land Before Time (1988) · May 25, 2026
Watership Down (1978) - Visions, Fluffles & an Unexplained Title
Watership Down (1978) · May 18, 2026
FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992) - Chosen Ones, Australia & a Walkman
FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992) · May 11, 2026
Robin Hood (1973) - History Lessons, Hot Foxes & a Hoedown
Robin Hood (1973) · May 4, 2026
The Witches of Eastwick (1987) - Snowy Egrets, Cherries & a Bank of TVs
The Witches of Eastwick (1987) · Apr 27, 2026
The Devil Wears Prada (2006) - Bald Grace Coddington, Not-Gay Doug & a Truly Hideous Bolero
The Devil Wears Prada (2006) · Apr 20, 2026
The Devil’s Advocate (1997) - Idiom Movies, Special Bedspreads & a Jaunty Hymn
The Devil's Advocate (1997) · Apr 13, 2026
Dogma (1999) - Divine Pastimes, Fast Food Mascots & a Ken Doll Set
Dogma (1999) · Apr 6, 2026
Baby Boom (1987) - Spaghetti, Apple Sauce & an Inherited Cow
Baby Boom (1987) · Mar 16, 2026
A Few Good Men (1992) - Confessions, Cameos & a Thinkin’ Bat
A Few Good Men (1992) · Mar 9, 2026
Field of Dreams (1989) - Ghosts, Oracles & a Disembodied Voice
Field of Dreams (1989) · Mar 2, 2026
Hook (1991) - Victorian Parents, Middle Names & a Jolly Roger
Hook (1991) · Feb 23, 2026
Willow (1988) - Sorceresses, Ex-Boyfriends & a Silent Movie Screen Siren
Willow (1988) · Feb 16, 2026
The NeverEnding Story (1984) - Safe Books, Loose Bones & a Power Ballad
The NeverEnding Story (1984) · Feb 9, 2026
Groundhog Day (1993) - Holiday Traditions, Aggressive Poetry & a Doozy
Groundhog Day (1993) · Feb 2, 2026
Swingers (1996) - Answering Machines, Wallet Chains & a Raggedy Dorothy
Swingers (1996) · Jan 26, 2026
Real Women Have Curves (2002) - Caged Birds, College Applications & a Chupacabra
Real Women Have Curves (2002) · Jan 19, 2026
Beverly Hills Cop (1984) - Theme Lyrics, Thumb Rings & a Banana in the Tailpipe
Beverly Hills Cop (1984) · Jan 12, 2026
Boogie Nights (1997) - Families, Prosthetics & a Jaunty Neckerchief
Boogie Nights (1997) · Jan 5, 2026
A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965) - Dirges, Dogs & a Fear of Everything
A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965) · Dec 29, 2025
It’s A Wonderful Life ( 1946) - Angels, Martyrs & a Goat
It's a Wonderful Life (1946) · Dec 15, 2025
200 Cigarettes (1999) - Crab Dip, Crotch Pits & a Cigarette Ash
200 Cigarettes (1999) · Dec 8, 2025
A “Friends” Thanksgiving Extravaganza (1994) - Cooking Outfits, Lady Fingers & a 19-Pound Turkey
The Friends (1994) · Dec 1, 2025
Double Indemnity (1944) - Dictaphones, Insurance Investigators & a Wig
Double Indemnity (1944) · Nov 24, 2025
Blazing Saddles (1974) - Horse Actors, Johnsons & a Wed Wose
Blazing Saddles (1974) · Nov 17, 2025
Suddenly, Last Summer (1959) - Feeding Frenzies, Elevators & a 5 O’ Clock Daiquiri
Suddenly, Last Summer (1959) · Nov 10, 2025
Singin’ In The Rain (1952) - Round Tones, Rage Blackouts & a Triple Threat
Singin' in the Rain (1952) · Nov 3, 2025
A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984) - Parenting, Dream Logic & a Warm Bath
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) · Oct 27, 2025
Return To Oz (1985) - Hardware Stores, Electric Shock Therapy & an Adrenaline Junkie
Return to Oz (1985) · Oct 20, 2025
The Faculty (1998) - Principal Velma Kelly, Coach Terminator & a Mousy Jean Grey
The Faculty (1998) · Oct 13, 2025
Rosemary’s Baby (1968) - Towels, Fake Phone Calls & a Thin Final Straw
Rosemary's Baby (1968) · Oct 6, 2025
Weekend At Bernie’s (1989) - Yuppie Scum, Italian Mobsters & a 2 Million Dollar Error
Weekend at Bernie's (1989) · Sep 1, 2025
Shag (1989) - Lipstick Hygiene, Unsexy Songs & a Confederate Flag Bikini
Shag (1989) · Aug 25, 2025
Strictly Ballroom (1992) - Buzzsaw Bangs, Medicinal Dances & a Smoky-Voiced Broad
Strictly Ballroom (1992) · Aug 18, 2025
White Nights (1985) - Propaganda, Boom Boxes & a Flat Top
White Nights (1985) · Aug 11, 2025
Save The Last Dance (2001) - Couch Sex, Basic Rhythm & a 9 PM Audition
Save the Last Dance (2001) · Aug 4, 2025
Batman & Robin (1997) - Gala Invitations, Ice Puns & a Bathhouse
Batman & Robin (1997) · Jul 28, 2025
Mystery Men (1999) - Underused Actresses, Super Villain Gangs & a Passing Romani Woman
Mystery Men (1999) · Jul 21, 2025
Blade (1998) - Smush Tracks, Serums & a Not Bad-Sounding Apocalypse
Blade (1998) · Jul 14, 2025
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) - Ooze Origins, Shredder Cabarets & a Ginger Dud
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) · Jul 7, 2025
Emma (1996) - Goop Products, Sibling Chemistry & a Tower Of Artichokes
Emma (1996) · Jun 23, 2025
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) - Yearning, Weapons & a Very Angry Girl
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) · Jun 16, 2025
Seven Brides For Seven Brothers (1954) - Cabins, Feminist Reading & a Brassy Ginger
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (1954) · Jun 9, 2025
Dangerous Liaisons (1988) - Deep Dish Pizza, Human Desks & a Catalog of Incompetence
Dangerous Liaisons (1988) · Jun 2, 2025
Point Break (1991) - Skydiving Sequences, Itinerant Surfers & a Pit Bull on a Porch
Point Break (1991) · May 26, 2025
Feed Drop: Sex Ed with DB - 13 Going On 30
13 Going on 30 (2004) · May 21, 2025
Goldfinger (1964) - Rompers, Passion Juice & a Private Pilot
Goldfinger (1964) · May 19, 2025
Spies Like Us (1985) - Wordplay, Ninjas & a Delayed Grenade
Spies Like Us (1985) · May 12, 2025
Mission: Impossible (1996) - Face Rips, Undercover Flight Attendants & an Aquarium/Restaurant
Mission: Impossible (1996) · May 5, 2025
Mystic Pizza (1988) - Hot Privilege, Fourth Jobs & a Murder House
Mystic Pizza (1988) · Apr 28, 2025
Father of the Bride (1991) - Unforced Errors, Invented Accents & an Exercise in Financial Insanity
Father of the Bride (1991) · Apr 21, 2025
The Wedding Planner (2001) - Wedding Songs, Dildo Drawers & an Italian Accent
The Wedding Planner (2001) · Apr 14, 2025
The Wedding Banquet (1993) - Fairies, Drunken Revelry & an Acid Wash Denim Tank Top
The Wedding Banquet (1993) · Apr 7, 2025
WarGames (1983) - Bleep-Bloops, Card Catalogues & a Pterodactyl
WarGames (1983) · Mar 31, 2025
Sneakers (1992) - Icons, Anagrams & a Black Box
Sneakers (1992) · Mar 24, 2025
Honey, I Shrunk The Kids (1989) - Documentaries, Duran Duran & a Balanced Breakfast
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989) · Mar 17, 2025
The Net (1995) - Email Attachments, Local News Reports & a Strangely Aggressive Furry
The Net (1995) · Mar 10, 2025
Only You - Heroic Nuns, Ouija Strategies & a Wig
Only You (1994) · Feb 24, 2025
Some Kind Of Wonderful - Teen Night Clubs, Stalkerish Behavior & a Tater Tot
Some Kind of Wonderful (1987) · Feb 17, 2025
Ever After - Codpieces, Road Pirates & a British Da Vinci
EverAfter (1998) · Feb 10, 2025
City of Angels - Hot Shouldering, Smudges & a Rolling Rock
City of Angels (1998) · Feb 3, 2025
7th Heaven - Doobying, Teen Widowers & a Weed-Dispensing Dog
7th Heaven (1927) · Jan 20, 2025
Hot Frosty - Nipple Accuracy, Small Towns & a Full John Waters
Hot Frosty (2024) · Dec 30, 2024
Bridget Jones’s Diary - Toxic Exes, Turkey Curry & a Casting Coup
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001) · Dec 23, 2024
Scrooged - Toilet Seat Covers, Vodka Tabs & a Masterpiece
Scrooged (1988) · Dec 16, 2024
The Family Stone - Chekhov’s Nap, In-Law Etiquette & an NPR Tote Bag
The Family Stone (2005) · Dec 9, 2024
Planes, Trains, And Automobiles - Airport Reading, Holiday Celebrations & a Bus Sing-Along
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) · Dec 2, 2024
All About Eve - Gowns With Pockets, Preparation Martinis & a 17-Year-Old From Wisconsin
All About Eve (1950) · Nov 25, 2024
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory - Life Lessons, Fudge Rooms & a List of 64-Year-Olds
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971) · Nov 18, 2024
Rope - Nut Boys, Candelabras & a Terrible Dinner Party
Rope (1948) · Nov 11, 2024
Some Like It Hot - Madonna Puns, Buttermilk & a Tuck For The Gods
Some Like It Hot (1959) · Nov 4, 2024
I Know What You Did Last Summer - Plural Possessives, Exclamation Points & a Shipping Container Gym
Idiocracy (2006) · Oct 28, 2024
Jaws - Vengeance, Sharkenkägen & a Brave Little Dildo
Jaws (1975) · Oct 21, 2024
Haunted Honeymoon - Donald Duck Play, Polka Dot Ruffles & a Minimum Amount Of Drag
Haunted Honeymoon (1986) · Oct 14, 2024
Carrie - Majestic Hair, Locker Room Fantasies & a Heavy Metal Jesus Figurine
Carrie (1976) · Oct 7, 2024
Can’t Hardly Wait - Yearbook Quotes, Heart Breasts & a Frosted Pot Brownie
Can't Hardly Wait (1998) · Aug 26, 2024
Stand By Me - Scrot Leeches, Blueberry Pie & a Working Definition of “Fun”
Stand by Me (1986) · Aug 19, 2024
Summer School - Stoner Alcoholics, Wondermutt & a Damned Good Heterosexual
Summer School (1987) · Aug 12, 2024
The Parent Trap - Isolation Cabins, Wolves & a Speedo King
The Parent Trap (1998) · Aug 5, 2024
Kindergarten Cop - Children’s Games, Lowell & an Equine Amount Of Hair
Kindergarten Cop (1990) · Jul 29, 2024
Air Force One - Secret Moles, Fictional Presidents & an Escape Pod
Air Force One (1997) · Jul 22, 2024
Rush Hour - Chinese Food, Star Maps & a Corvette Stingray
Rush Hour (1998) · Jul 15, 2024
The Warriors - Tight Cannons, Bell Sleeves & a Lesbian Pizzeria
The Warriors (1979) · Jul 8, 2024
Twister - Director Cameos, Suck Zones & a Dodge Ram
Twister (1996) · Jul 1, 2024
Moulin Rouge! - Depression Beards, Parisian Geography & a Huge Talent
Moulin Rouge! (2001) · Jun 24, 2024
Hairspray - Fractured Kneecaps, Beatniks & a Side Tsunami
Hairspray (1988) · Jun 17, 2024
Sister Act - Apostles, Bird Calls & a Purple Mink Coat
Sister Act (1992) · Jun 10, 2024
Newsies - Soul Punches, Noo Yawk Accents & a Character We All Definitely Care About
Newsies (1992) · Jun 3, 2024
American Psycho - Douche Bros, Business Cards & a Stray Kitten
American Psycho (2000) · May 27, 2024
The Mirror Has Two Faces (w/ Tom Zohar) - Prime Numbers, Lesbian Orgy Dreams & a Dude In A Loose Tank Top
The Mirror Has Two Faces (1996) · May 20, 2024
Jumpin’ Jack Flash - Brooches, Rolling Stones Films & a Ham On Wry
Jumpin' Jack Flash (1986) · May 13, 2024
The Matrix - Renegade Computer Hackers, Penis Enlargement & a Wet Sneeze
The Matrix (1999) · May 6, 2024
Raising Arizona - Good Babies, Cartoon Faces & a JUGGS Headline
Raising Arizona (1987) · Apr 29, 2024
Solarbabies - Car Cigarette Lighters, Skateball & a Tom Of Finland Bottom
Solarbabies (1986) · Apr 22, 2024
Robin Hood: Men In Tights - 90s References, Crown Hair & a Circumcision Guillotine
Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) · Apr 15, 2024
Drop Dead Fred - Chaos Leprechauns, River Condominiums & a Food Court Concert
Drop Dead Fred (1991) · Apr 8, 2024
The Muppet Show with Liza Minnelli! - Story Songs, Hee-Nee-Us Crimes & a Dresser Named Gladys
The Muppet Show (2026) · Apr 1, 2024
Appointment With Death - Medicinal Poison, Throuples & a Wardress
Appointment with Death (1988) · Mar 25, 2024
L.A. Confidential - 50s Slurs, Unchecked Boxes & a Rage Monster
L.A. Confidential (1997) · Mar 18, 2024
So I Married An Axe Murderer - Health Code Violations, Direct Address Poetry & an Itinerant Butcher
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) · Mar 4, 2024
Xanadu - Wizards, Hotness Levels & a Roller Disco Impresario
Xanadu (1980) · Feb 26, 2024
Spice World - Lead Singers, Cameos & a Teacup Pig
Spice World (1997) · Feb 19, 2024
Desperately Seeking Susan - Hot Tub Salesmen, Sidewalk Couches & an East Village Vintage Shop
Desperately Seeking Susan (1985) · Feb 12, 2024
Purple Rain - Masks, Puppets & a Vampire Ventriloquist
Purple Rain (1984) · Feb 5, 2024
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind - Manic Panic, Technical Brain Damage & a Four Hour Car Ride
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) · Jan 29, 2024
Collateral - Jazz, Unanswered Questions & a Neon Silver Suit
Collateral (2004) · Jan 22, 2024
The Notebook - Summer Romances, Cotton Money & a Very Busy Dress
The Notebook (2004) · Jan 15, 2024
Mean Girls - Deep Benches, First Day Donuts & a Jacqueline Of All Trades
Mean Girls (2004) · Jan 8, 2024
The Muppet Christmas Carol - Bed Curtains, Penguin Noises & a Perfect Michael Caine
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) · Dec 18, 2023
Edward Scissorhands - Water Beds, Butter Cookies & an Ambrosia Salad
Edward Scissorhands (1990) · Dec 11, 2023
While You Were Sleeping - Rom-Com Paraphernalia, High School Beards & a Supernova Of Charm
While You Were Sleeping (1995) · Dec 4, 2023
Valley Of The Dolls - Best Friends, Spahkles & a Dame Who Can Prove It
Valley of the Dolls (1967) · Nov 27, 2023
Pillow Talk - Party Lines, Communal Dip & a Safety Helmet With A Butt
Pillow Talk (1959) · Nov 20, 2023
Sunset Boulevard - Shrines, Vicuñas & a Husband Suite
Sunset Boulevard (1950) · Nov 13, 2023
The Wizard Of Oz - Bikes, Bisexual Kings & a Monkey In a Bolero Jacket
The Wizard of Oz (1939) · Nov 6, 2023
Halloween - Topless Hairbrushing, Teleportation & a Good Moment To Panic
Halloween (1978) · Oct 30, 2023
Tremors - Pylons, Famous Foursomes & an Anxious Sheep
Tremors (1990) · Oct 23, 2023
Psycho - Bad Liars, Taxidermists & a La Quinta Inn Mudpit
Psycho (1960) · Oct 16, 2023
Casper - Surprise Therapy, Chocolate Syrup & a Tennis Ball On A Stick
Casper (1995) · Oct 9, 2023
The Wedding Singer - Surprise Buscemi, Banana Splits & an English 20
The Wedding Singer (1998) · Aug 28, 2023
Romancing The Stone - Mudslides, Middle Initials & a Mousy Virgin
Romancing the Stone (1984) · Aug 21, 2023
Boomerang - Twizzers, Drawers & a Team Of Teutonic Studs
Boomerang (1992) · Aug 14, 2023
My Best Friend’s Wedding - Red Flags, Cool Girls & an Embroidered Vest Situation
My Best Friend's Wedding (1997) · Aug 7, 2023
Superman - Chemistry, Magic & a Climate Crisis
Superman (1978) · Jul 31, 2023
Forrest Gump - Jenny's Sisters, Southern Accents, & a One Milk Dud
Forrest Gump (1994) · Jul 28, 2023
Con Air - Love Letters, Head Bonnets & a Conveniently Placed Crane
Con Air (1997) · Jul 17, 2023
Charlie’s Angels - Amazon Trivia, Moonwalking & an Irish Setter
Charlie's Angels (2000) · Jul 10, 2023
Raiders Of The Lost Ark - Booby-Trap Resets, Inflation & a Peter Luger Movie
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) · Jul 3, 2023
The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Sexual Awakenings, Well-Hung Davids & a Reasonably Open-Minded Cisgender White Dude
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) · Jun 26, 2023
Kissing Jessica Stein - Bodega Cat, Gay-tekeeping & a Wilting Double Peplum
Kissing Jessica Stein (2002) · Jun 19, 2023
Beautiful Thing - Body Shop Peppermint Lotion, British Rainbows & a Sticky Wicket
Beautiful Thing (1996) · Jun 12, 2023
Fried Green Tomatoes - Candy Bars, Fake-Out Deaths & a Rolling Pin
Fried Green Tomatoes (1991) · Jun 5, 2023
Beauty and The Beast - Booksellers, Philippe & a Punitive Enchantress
Beauty and the Beast (2017) · Apr 24, 2023
The Last Unicorn - Pigeon Sh*t, Scr*t*m-T*ts & a Castle Made Of D*cks
The Last Unicorn (1982) · Apr 17, 2023
Who Framed Roger Rabbit - LA Public Transportation, Pattycaking & a Harvey Joke
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) · Apr 10, 2023
An American Tail - Demon Cats, Cossacks & an Aggressively French Pigeon
An American Tail (1986) · Apr 3, 2023
Married To The Mob - Florida Ugly, Raccoon Tails & a Nobel Prize For Set Design
Married to the Mob (1988) · Mar 27, 2023
Scarface - Rage Blackouts, Cuban Cockney & a Literal Mountain Of Cocaine
Scarface (1983) · Mar 20, 2023
My Blue Heaven - Baseball Euphemisms, Arugula & a System For Eating Pancakes
My Blue Heaven (1990) · Mar 13, 2023
Goodfellas - Nicknames, Gold-Accented Awfulness & a Whore In 2R
GoodFellas (1990) · Mar 6, 2023
Romy And Michele’s High School Reunion - Annoying Speeches, Flaccid Pranks & a 15-Minute Dream Sequence
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997) · Jan 30, 2023
Howard The Duck - Duck Nipples, Straight Bath Houses & a Meat Slushie
Howard the Duck (1986) · Jan 23, 2023
Flash Gordon - Hot Hail, Elaborate Tombstones & a Superstar Quarterback For The New York Jets
Flash Gordon (1980) · Jan 16, 2023
She-Devil - Flouncing, Love Buttons & an Indoor Pool with F*ck Tent
She-Devil (1989) · Jan 9, 2023
Love Actually - Christmas Pop Songs, Weekday Weddings & an Avalanche Of Characters
Love Actually (2003) · Dec 26, 2022
The Ref - Dive Bars, Sex Sand & a Nautical Getaway
The Ref (1994) · Dec 19, 2022
The Long Kiss Goodnight - Alliterative Aliases, Christmas Parades & a Chipper Amnesiac
The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) · Dec 12, 2022
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation - Ice Javelins, Cereal Varnish & a Tree In Your Nook
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) · Dec 5, 2022
Rebel Without A Cause - Constellations, Chickens & a Man In An Apron
Rebel Without a Cause (1955) · Nov 28, 2022
Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner - Snapple Facts, Last Minute RSVPS & a Queso Fundido Emergency
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (1967) · Nov 21, 2022
Midnight Cowboy - Tutti Fruttis, Kazoo Play & a Caponata On Toast
Midnight Cowboy (1969) · Nov 14, 2022
Breakfast At Tiffany’s - Death Announcements, Rusty Trawlers & a Nice Slab of Grade-A American Beef
Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961) · Nov 7, 2022
Scream - Squelching, Useless Curfews & a Le Creuset Armory
Scream (1996) · Oct 31, 2022
The ‘Burbs - Witchcraft Checks, Rolling Explosions & a Toy Poodle Named Queenie
The 'Burbs (1989) · Oct 24, 2022
The Secret Of NIMH - Plowing, Cat Slander & a Magical Rat Elder
The Secret of NIMH (1982) · Oct 17, 2022
Misery - Highpoint Coffee, Competent Police Work & a COCK-A-DOODY CAR
Misery (1990) · Oct 10, 2022
Ghostbusters - Dieting Tips, Free-Floating Weirdness & a Villainous EPA
Ghostbusters (1984) · Oct 3, 2022
Wall Street - Steak Tartare, Apex Predators & a Pit Of Moral Decrepitude
Wall Street (1987) · Sep 26, 2022
You’ve Got Mail - Perfect Comebacks, Insane Food Choices & a Dog Named Brinkley
You've Got Mail (1998) · Sep 19, 2022
Maid To Order - Dumpster Booties, Cute Racists & a Bottle of Beaujolais Nouveau
Maid to Order (1987) · Sep 12, 2022
Office Space - Flair, Celebrity Name Twins & a Case Of The Mondays
Office Space (1999) · Sep 5, 2022
Wild Things - Swamp Noir, School Fundraisers & a Waterproof Zack Morris Phone
Wild Things (1998) · Aug 29, 2022
Law Of Desire - Attractive People, Brown Derbies & an Exploding Typewriter
Law of Desire (1987) · Aug 22, 2022
Dressed To Kill - Straight Razors, Sexy Showers & a Ten Minute Wordless Montage
Dressed to Kill (1980) · Aug 15, 2022
9 ½ Weeks - Real Estate Porn, Red Flags & a Clinically Stupid Person
Nine 1/2 Weeks (1986) · Aug 8, 2022
Basic Instinct - Ice Picks, Power Moves & a Bart Simpson Keychain
Basic Instinct (1992) · Aug 1, 2022
Road House - Warrior Poets, Cashed Stupidity Checks & a Masculinity Self-Own
Road House (1989) · Jul 25, 2022
The Mask Of Zorro - Revenge, Spanish Accents & a Horse Named Erika
The Mask of Zorro (1998) · Jul 18, 2022
Big Trouble In Little China - Puppets, Elemental Masters & a Fetching Cobalt Robe
Big Trouble in Little China (1986) · Jul 11, 2022
Independence Day - Crop Dusting, Evil Squidward & a Pointless Alien Abduction Story
Independence Day (1996) · Jul 4, 2022
Maurice - Wah-JEE-nahs, Strokeable Hair & an Epidemic Of Terrible Mustaches
Maurice (1987) · Jun 27, 2022
Chasing Amy - Fence Posts, Buy-Sexuals & a Fold-In Technique Situation
Chasing Amy (1997) · Jun 20, 2022
The Broken Hearts Club - Saplings, Gay Numbers & a Crunchy NSYNC Gel Thing
The Broken Hearts Club: A Romantic Comedy (2000) · Jun 13, 2022
Bound - Character Names, Thin Walls & an Ominous Zoom In On A Redial Button
Bound (1996) · Jun 6, 2022
The Legend Of Billie Jean - Invincible, Swimmin’ Holes & an Abandoned Mini Golf Course
The Legend of Billie Jean (1985) · May 30, 2022
Singles - Debbie Country, Garage Door Openers & a Prophylactic-Forward Decade
Singles (1992) · May 23, 2022
Trading Places - Croissants, Crepes Suzette & a Whole Side Of Salmon
Trading Places (1983) · May 16, 2022
Freeway - BJ Pricing, Bathroom Guns & a Racism Test
Freeway (1996) · May 9, 2022
Mermaids - Icons, Fallen Nuns & a Perfect American Accent
Mermaids (1990) · May 2, 2022
Jawbreaker - Cunny Tongue, Big Sticks & an Audio Greeting Card
Jawbreaker (1999) · Apr 25, 2022
Lean On Me - High School Songs, High School Mascots & a Glorious Leader
Lean On Me (1989) · Apr 18, 2022
Can’t Buy Me Love - Rico Suave, Paula Abdul Songs & a Vat Of Arizona Chunky Wine
Can't Buy Me Love (1987) · Apr 11, 2022
Election - Juicy Fruit, Awkward Sex & an Errant Container Of Shrimp Lo Mein
Election (1999) · Apr 4, 2022
Little Shop of Horrors - Peplums, Racquetballs & a Surprise Total Eclipse Of The Sun
Little Shop of Horrors (1986) · Mar 28, 2022
Fame - The Body Electric, Faux-to Ricans & a Hot Lunch
Fame (1980) · Mar 21, 2022
Aladdin - Loyal Tigers, Kleptomaniac Monkeys & a Parrot From Queens
Aladdin (1992) · Mar 14, 2022
Grease 2 - Son of Grease, Mechanophilia & a Pillow-Lipped Adonis
Grease 2 (1982) · Mar 7, 2022
The Sandlot - Indoor Kids, The Peffercorn Incident & a Never-Ending Baseball Game
The Sandlot (1993) · Feb 28, 2022
Varsity Blues - The Physics of Whipped Cream, Foreshadowing & a Pig Named Bacon
Varsity Blues (1999) · Feb 21, 2022
Jerry Maguire - Wedding Videos, The Hunt for Hunt & a Job In San Diego
Jerry Maguire (1996) · Feb 14, 2022
Bull Durham - Quickies, Inner Monologues & a Pitch for The Autumn Olympics
Bull Durham (1988) · Feb 7, 2022
Mommie Dearest - Handling The Socks, Celebrity Assistants & a Totally Normal 5th Birthday Party
Mommie Dearest (1981) · Jan 31, 2022
The X-Files - Coffin Flops, Hypnotherapy & a Corrupt Medical Examiner
The X-Files (1998) · Jan 24, 2022
Caddyshack - Slut Representation, Baby Ruth Bars & a Bowl of Sugared Cheerios
Caddyshack (1980) · Jan 17, 2022
E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial - Long Distance Parenting, Personal Cornfields & a Scrotum That Walks
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) · Jan 3, 2022
A Christmas Story - Christmas Caroling, Fuuuudge & a Gay Cowboy Outfit
A Christmas Story (1983) · Dec 20, 2021
Go - Scott Baby Bonobo, Buffet Shrimp & a Telepathic Cat
Go (1999) · Dec 13, 2021
Mixed Nuts - Fruitcake, Wall Artists & a Brown-Haired Steve Martin
Mixed Nuts (1994) · Dec 6, 2021
Adventures In Babysitting - Land Yachts, Sesame Plexor & a Key Party At The Parkers
Adventures in Babysitting (1987) · Nov 29, 2021
Home For the Holidays - Peak McDermott, Sneezing & an Oversized Magenta Coat
Home for the Holidays (1995) · Nov 22, 2021
Single White Female - Bloody Dresses, Athletic Masturbation & a Smorgasbord of Idiocies
Single White Female (1992) · Nov 15, 2021
When Harry Met Sally… - Ordering Technique, Fake Orgasms & a Wagon Wheel Coffee Table
When Harry Met Sally... (1989) · Nov 8, 2021
The Big Lebowski - White Russians, Coke Nails & a Check for 69 Cents
The Big Lebowski (1998) · Nov 1, 2021
Transylvania 6-5000 - Crotch Grabs, Socialized Medicine & a Hard Boiled Egg Guillotine
Transylvania 6-5000 (1985) · Oct 25, 2021
Bram Stoker’s Dracula - Boring Voice Overs, Blood Cannons & a Whore of Darkness
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) · Oct 18, 2021
The Silence of the Lambs - Prop Semen, Second Dinners & a Lady Dress
The Silence of the Lambs (1991) · Oct 11, 2021
Beetlejuice - Handbooks, Shrimp Cocktail & a Pervier Humperdinck
Beetlejuice (1988) · Oct 4, 2021
The Goonies - Rich Stuff, Screaming & an Unnecessary Case of Asthma
The Goonies (1985) · Sep 27, 2021
Mrs. Doubtfire - Cake Icing, Chest Hair & a Very Sweaty Bodysuit
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) · Sep 20, 2021
Footloose - Woody, Tractor Chicken & a Good Old Fashioned Book Burnin’
Footloose (1984) · Sep 13, 2021
Big Business - Yodeling, Push Presents & a Professional Cow
Big Business (1988) · Sep 9, 2021
Jurassic Park - Laura Dern: Tomb Raider, Low Rent Indiana Jones & a Swashbuckling Mathematician
Jurassic Park (1993) · Jul 26, 2021
Can’t Stop The Music - PG-Rated Penises, Pastasexuals & a Sexy Game of This Little Piggy
Can't Stop the Music (1980) · Jun 28, 2021
But I’m A Cheerleader - Alternate Podcast Titles, Van Slander & the Masturbation Rodeo
But I'm a Cheerleader (2000) · Jun 21, 2021
The Object of My Affection - Surrogate Orgasms, George Bernard Shaw Scholars & a Warning for Straight Women
The Object of My Affection (1998) · Jun 7, 2021
Murder By Death - Cordial Invitations, Pornographic Bibles & a Black Mesh Onesie
Murder by Death (1976) · May 24, 2021
The Talented Mr. Ripley - Snooty Accents, Bathtub Chess & an Avatar of Dionysus
The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) · May 17, 2021
The Hand That Rocks The Cradle - Wind Chimes, Floor Ice & a Fifth-Billed Julianne Moore
The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (1992) · May 10, 2021
Grease - Rydell High Men’s Gymnastics, Saran Wrap & an Unacceptable Caricature
Grease (1978) · Apr 26, 2021
The Fifth Element - Miss Piggy, Liza Minnelli & a Sentient Ball of Evil Fire
The Fifth Element (1997) · Apr 19, 2021
Fast Times At Ridgemont High - Knockwurst, Weird Cameos & a Field Trip to the Morgue
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) · Apr 12, 2021
Legally Blonde - Dog Humor, Punchable Faces & a Snake Oil Saleswoman
Legally Blonde (2001) · Apr 5, 2021
True Lies - Sleazebags, Tangos & a Horse In an Elevator
True Lies (1994) · Mar 29, 2021
Short Circuit - Marital Aids, Unisex Mullets & an Ick Cake
Short Circuit (1986) · Mar 22, 2021
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off - Chaos Demons, Secret Ninjas & a Good, Logical Educator
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986) · Mar 15, 2021
Untamed Heart - Nice Nuns, Rocket Ship Bedsheets & a Surprise Christmas Tree
Untamed Heart (1993) · Mar 8, 2021
Who’s That Girl? - Hunks, The Golden Arches & a Patagonian Felis
Who's That Girl (1987) · Mar 1, 2021
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - Meaty Tucks, Cake Pillows & a Flip-Flop Dress
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994) · Feb 22, 2021
Labyrinth - Oubliettes, Sex Positive Lobsters & a Strong Horse Girl Energy
Labyrinth (1986) · Feb 15, 2021
Demolition Man - Questionable Spanish, ThermoChecks & a Finite Amount of Bullets
Demolition Man (1993) · Feb 8, 2021
Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead - Grunion, Petty Cash & a 48 Hour Orgasm
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991) · Feb 1, 2021
9 to 5 - Lily Tomlin, Jane Fonda & an Angel Named Dolly Parton
Nine to Five (1980) · Jan 25, 2021
Serial Mom - Pussy Willows, PTA Meetings & a Bathroom Shish Kabob
Serial Mom (1994) · Jan 11, 2021
Soapdish - Cold Compresses, Joy Vampires & a Play/Steakhouse
Soapdish (1991) · Jan 4, 2021
Babes In Toyland - Fellating Cincinnati, Distilled Evil & a Two and a Half Hour Director’s Cut
Babes in Toyland (1986) · Dec 28, 2020
Batman Returns - Dirty Limericks, Unforgiving Codpieces & an Army of Radicalized Penguins
Batman Returns (1992) · Dec 21, 2020
Lethal Weapon - Egg Nog, Sax Riffs & an Impromptu Mud Brawl
Lethal Weapon (1987) · Dec 14, 2020
Never Been Kissed - 21 Jump Streeting, Personal Hygiene & a Penis Named Rufus
Never Been Kissed (1999) · Dec 7, 2020
Center Stage - Neck Kisses, Onstage Motorcycles & an Evil Genius
Center Stage (2000) · Nov 30, 2020
The Secret Of My Success - Montages, Corporate Speak & a Very Randy Auntie Vera
The Secret of My Success (1987) · Nov 23, 2020
Face/Off - Tongue Sucking, Guantanatraz & a Couple of Weird Sibling Relationships
Face/Off (1997) · Nov 16, 2020
The Orange Years (w/ Scott Barber) - Pink Denim, Two Iagos & a Dylan McKay Rip Off
The Orange Years: The Nickelodeon Story (2018) · Nov 12, 2020
10 Things I Hate About You - Selena Montgomery, School Assigned Buddies & a Date For Thai Food
10 Things I Hate About You (1999) · Nov 9, 2020
Speed - Confusing Ransom Demands, Elevator Bullies & a 50-Foot Chasm
Speed (1994) · Nov 2, 2020
Hocus Pocus - Animatronic Black Cats, Satan’s Super Bowl Parties & an Extremely Large Kiln
Hocus Pocus (1993) · Oct 26, 2020
The Monster Squad - Dynamite, Magic Pizza Slices & a Transylvanian Rose Nylund
The Monster Squad (1987) · Oct 19, 2020
The Witches - Bogvumpers, Sensible Spinsters & a Prescription for a Summer By the Sea
The Witches (1990) · Oct 12, 2020
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark - Johnny Flamingo, Edible Underwear & a Morality Club Picnic/Orgy
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988) · Oct 5, 2020
The Mask - Driftwood, Surprising Subversions & a Charity Ball for War Orphans
The Mask (1994) · Sep 28, 2020
The Karate Kid - Creepy Group Costumes, Inert Gases & a Manic Pixie Dream Dad
The Karate Kid (1984) · Sep 21, 2020
Muriel’s Wedding - Australian Accents, Accidental Shoplifting & a Very Long-Lasting Lipstick
Muriel's Wedding (1994) · Sep 14, 2020
Peggy Sue Got Married - Wizards, Rat Puke & a Terminal Case of Movie-Induced Impotence
Peggy Sue Got Married (1986) · Sep 7, 2020
Fatal Attraction - Vats of Acid, Ellen Foley & a House That Guilt Bought
Fatal Attraction (1987) · Aug 31, 2020
St. Elmo’s Fire - Saxophone Solos, Haunted Vaginas & a Homoerotic Nike Mural
St. Elmo's Fire (1985) · Aug 24, 2020
Switch (w/ Breeda Wool) - Barbershop Porn, Indoor Hot Tubs & a Punch In The Pants
Switch (1991) · Aug 17, 2020
Practical Magic - Stirring Spells, Porch Tequila & a Very Brief Resurrection
Practical Magic (1998) · Aug 10, 2020
Trick - Satyricon, Actors With A Capital “A” & a Jack Russell On The Fire Escape
Trick (1999) · Aug 3, 2020
Girls Just Want To Have Fun - Tumbling Runs, Revenge Plots & a Nun On A Pommel Horse
Girls Just Want to Have Fun (1985) · Jul 27, 2020
Mannequin - Department Store Windows, Olestra & a Memo from HR
Mannequin (1987) · Jul 20, 2020
Clue - The Buddy System, Socialists & a Phone Call from J. Edgar Hoover
Clue (1985) · Jul 13, 2020
Teen Witch - Murder Shacks, The Chandler Bing Trio & a Bottle of Squirt
Teen Witch (1989) · Jul 6, 2020
Beaches - French Patent Thieves, Downtown Theatre & a Handwalking Queer
Beaches (1988) · Jun 22, 2020
The Birdcage - Hardbodies, Guatamalaness & a Lucky Pierre China Set
The Birdcage (1996) · Jun 15, 2020
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Bisected Hot Dogs, Evita Cosplay & a Yellow Leather Jacket
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) · Jun 8, 2020
Encino Man - Foofaraw, Gazongas & a Very Large Sheet Cake
Encino Man (1992) · Jun 1, 2020
Troop Beverly Hills - Evian Water, Cookie Time & A Goddess/Icon
Troop Beverly Hills (1989) · May 25, 2020
Grosse Pointe Blank - Couch Insurance, Soup Base & a Red Brick Hogwarts
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997) · May 18, 2020
The First Wives Club - Bvlgari Pearls, Transient Alcoholism & a Classic Six on the Upper West Side
The First Wives Club (1996) · May 11, 2020
Starship Troopers - Bug Goo, Inappropriate Promotions & a Beautiful Dumb-Dumb
Starship Troopers (1997) · May 4, 2020
Empire Records - Teenage Girls, Listening Booths & a Very Brief Speed Addiction
Empire Records (1995) · Apr 27, 2020
Bringing Down the House - Dame Joan Plowright, LA Driving Tests & a Scrotal Crushing
Bringing Down the House (2003) · Apr 20, 2020
Indecent Proposal - Hippos, Projectiles & a $10,000 Poker Chip
Indecent Proposal (1993) · Apr 13, 2020
The Cutting Edge - Toe Picks, Lederhosen & an Amazing Sit Spin
The Cutting Edge (1992) · Mar 30, 2020
A League Of Their Own - Unnecessary Playoffs, Red Hats & a Less Creepy Pepe Le Pew
A League of Their Own (1992) · Mar 23, 2020
She’s All That - Dance Breaks, Freestyle Raps & a Performance Art Piece with a Hacky Sack
She's All That (1999) · Mar 9, 2020
Top Gun - Over-Douching, Gut-Sucking & a Five Dollar Plaque
Top Gun (1986) · Mar 2, 2020
Spaceballs - Bumper Stickers, Plan P & a Parody of The River Kwai March
Spaceballs (1987) · Feb 24, 2020
Moonstruck - Manicotti, Professors & a Top Five Movie Makeover
Moonstruck (1987) · Feb 17, 2020
Double Jeopardy - Stockpiled Blood Bags, Taupe & A Chase Scene Through the Dunes
Double Jeopardy (1999) · Feb 10, 2020
A Goofy Movie - Wet Dreams, Dead Possums & a Sasquatch
A Goofy Movie (1995) · Feb 3, 2020
Felicity - Yearbook Messages, College Advisors & a Geek That Looks Like Scott Foley
Secrets of a Chambermaid (1998) · Jan 13, 2020
Die Hard - Lenient Drug Policies, Ugly Thor & a Christmas Eve Bacchanal
Die Hard (1988) · Dec 23, 2019
Home Alone - Phone Logic, Basement Mannequins & 11 Trips to the Hospital
Home Alone (1990) · Dec 16, 2019
Sleepless In Seattle - Lettuce and Tomato Sandwiches, Beige & a NYC Valentine’s Day
Sleepless in Seattle (1993) · Dec 9, 2019
Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom - First Crushes, Missing Children & a Discussion On How the Sausage Is Made
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) · Nov 25, 2019
Drop Dead Gorgeous - Minnesota Accents, Erotica Writers & a Funny Mushroom Cloud
Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999) · Nov 18, 2019
The Princess Bride - Medieval Crimping Irons, TyrDink & a Torture Device In Beta Testing
The Princess Bride (1987) · Nov 11, 2019
Waiting To Exhale - Ostrich Festivals, Saxophone Solos & a Blind Date on New Year’s Eve
Waiting to Exhale (1995) · Nov 4, 2019
Teen Wolf - Vice Principals, Teenage Bacchanals & a Thriller Conga Line
Teen Wolf (1985) · Oct 28, 2019
The Addams Family - Finger Traps, Splash Zones & a Homemade Electric Chair
The Addams Family (1991) · Oct 21, 2019
Gremlins - Dragon Breath, Microwave Explosions & a Miniature Chainsaw
Gremlins (1984) · Oct 14, 2019
The Craft - Paranormal Porn, Abandoned Couches & a Chalice of Hepatitis Sangria
The Craft (1996) · Oct 7, 2019
Shakespeare In Love - Bubbies, Unexpected Affleck & an Elizabethan Twelve
Shakespeare in Love (1998) · Sep 30, 2019
Weekend At Bernie's - BoyKnee, Corpse Work & a Kick to the ‘Nads
Weekend at Bernie's (1989) · Sep 23, 2019
Cruel Intentions - Journals, Contraceptive Pants & a Little Red Riding Hoodie
Cruel Intentions (1999) · Sep 16, 2019
Back To The Future - Plutonium, Peeping Toms & an Oedipal Nightmare
Back to the Future (1985) · Sep 9, 2019
Straight Up - Getting Punched By a Dream Wolf
Straight Up (1988) · Aug 26, 2019
Ghost - Jukeboxes, Shirtless Men & a Psychic Cat
Ghost (1990) · Jul 29, 2019
Interview with the Vampire - Poodles, Flaming Mansions & a Black Hole of Nothingness
Interview with the Vampire (1994) · Jul 22, 2019
Four Weddings and a Funeral - Receiving Lines, Fabulous Waistcoats & a Wedding Dress Fitting
Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994) · Jul 8, 2019
The Lion King - Feudal Systems, Guncles & a Distracting Drag Brunch
The Lion King (1994) · Jul 1, 2019
Tootsie - Beefsteak Tomatoes, Broadway Auditions & a Fictitious Soap Opera
Tootsie (1982) · Jun 24, 2019
Clueless - Technical Virgins, Background Nose Jobs & a Practice Jeep
Clueless (1995) · Jun 17, 2019
Death Becomes Her - Mirrors, Frosting & a Trio of Floating Nuns
Death Becomes Her (1992) · Jun 10, 2019
Coming to America - Quarterstaves, Rose Petals & a Normal American Student
Coming to America (1988) · Jun 3, 2019
Wayne's World - Commercialization, Cavity Searches & an Alice Cooper Concert
Wayne's World (1992) · May 27, 2019
Romeo + Juliet - Explosions, Casual Dueling & a Priest with a Full Back Tattoo
Romeo + Juliet (1996) · May 20, 2019
Steel Magnolias - Nancy Beth, Marshall & an Armadillo Groom's Cake
Steel Magnolias (1989) · May 13, 2019
Weird Science - Ballistic Missiles, Pink Cadillacs & a Mutant Biker Gang
Weird Science (1985) · May 6, 2019
The Bodyguard - Contract Killers, Real Estate Porn & a Blood Spattered Oscar Envelope
The Bodyguard (1992) · Apr 22, 2019
Risky Business - Dream Sequences, Young Republicans & a Steuben Glass Egg
Risky Business (1983) · Apr 15, 2019
Working Girl - Hairspray, Eyeshadow & a $6000 Dress
Working Girl (1988) · Apr 8, 2019
The Lost Boys - Linen Dusters, Sexy Sax Men & a Bedazzled Bottle of Wine
The Lost Boys (1987) · Apr 1, 2019
Pulp Fiction - Pop Tarts, Gold Watches & a Five Dollar Milkshake
Pulp Fiction (1994) · Mar 25, 2019
Pretty Woman - Culottes, Mid-Week Polo Matches & the Love Story of Jessica and Alfonso
Pretty Woman (1990) · Mar 18, 2019
Heathers - Sword Fights, Croquet & a Postcard of Joan Crawford
Heathers (1989) · Mar 11, 2019
Big - Superhero Children, Giant Toy Pianos & a Glorious Soho Loft
Big (1988) · Feb 25, 2019
American Beauty - Blinking, Boob Jobs & a $2000 Bag of Weed
American Beauty (1999) · Feb 18, 2019
The Breakfast Club - Changing Hairstyles, Ginormous Libraries & a Pretentious David Bowie Quote
The Breakfast Club (1985) · Feb 11, 2019
The Little Mermaid - Sharks, Norwegian Style Immigration & a Hot, Dumb Prince
The Little Mermaid (1989) · Feb 4, 2019
American Pie - Transitional Art Pieces, Czechoslovakia & Rough Puff Pastry
American Pie (1999) · Jan 28, 2019
Dirty Dancing - Cardiologists, Training Montages & a Brief Moment of Side Butt Nudity
Dirty Dancing (1987) · Jan 21, 2019
Reality Bites - Garbage People, Cigarettes & a Celebration Inside an AIDS Clinic
Reality Bites (1994) · Jan 14, 2019
Overboard - Tofutti Klein, Gaddafi Chic & A Barrel of Stagnant Rainwater
Overboard (1987) · Jan 7, 2019
In & Out - Andrew Christian, Gay Spartacus & a Stevie Nicks Spin
In & Out (1997) · Jan 7, 2019
As Good As It Gets - Brandon Tartikoff, Randall Batinkoff & a Charlie Horse to the Soul
As Good as It Gets (1997) · Jan 7, 2019
Splash - Mermaids, Mythology & a 12" Penis
Splash (1984) · Jan 7, 2019