Unprofessional, unsolicited and unwanted opinions from Dan and Tony as they watch movies and tell you what's wrong with them.
Hate Watching Disclosure Day: Disclosure Day Eve
Disclosure Day (2026) · Sep 9, 2026
Hate Watching Supergirl: Mediocrity Deserves Applause
Supergirl (1984) · Sep 2, 2026
Hate Watching Under The Silver Lake: Rage Bait
Under the Silver Lake (2018) · Aug 26, 2026
Hate Watching Backrooms: Art? Sure. Horror? ...WHERE?!
Backrooms (2026) · Aug 12, 2026
Hate Watching The Astronaut: The Twist Is Worth The Squeeze!
The Astronaut (2025) · Aug 5, 2026
Hate Watching Little Brother: Hoobastank Can't Save You Now!
Little Brother (2005) · Jul 8, 2026
Hate Watching War of the Worlds 2005: Spielberg Fumbles at the 1 Yard Line
War of the Worlds (2005) · Jun 25, 2026
Hate Watching K-Pax: Good, Bad or just Non Sense?
K-PAX (2001) · Jun 17, 2026
Hate Watching Corky Romano: No Comedic Evidence Anywhere
Corky Romano (2001) · Jun 10, 2026
Hate Watching The Naked Gun (2025): Short and Sweet
The Naked Gun (2025) · Jun 3, 2026
Hate Watching Passengers: I'd Rather Die Alone
Passengers (2016) · May 21, 2026
Hate Watching Tron Ares: A Boring Music Video
TRON: Ares (2025) · May 13, 2026
Hate Watching Marty Supreme: We Could Play Ping Pong
Marty Supreme (2025) · May 7, 2026
Hate Watching Balls Up: A Sort of Sports Sort of Comedy Movie
Balls Up (1997) · Apr 30, 2026
Hate Watching Dark Crimes: True Crime or Exploitation?
Dark Crimes (2016) · Apr 24, 2026
Hate Watching Mercy: Cannot Compute
Mercy (2014) · Apr 1, 2026
Hate Watching The Tomorrow War: Time Travel Faux Pas
The Tomorrow War (2021) · Mar 26, 2026
Hate Watching In The Blink Of An Eye: Blink too hard and you'll...fall asleep
In the Blink of an Eye (2009) · Mar 12, 2026
Hate Watching Transformers The Last Knight: Less Than Meets the Eye
Transformers: The Last Knight (2017) · Feb 25, 2026
Hate Watching Strange Wilderness: Turkeys and Sharks and Bears, Oh My!
Strange Wilderness (2008) · Feb 18, 2026
Hate Watching Gladiator II: A Monolithic Letdown
Gladiator II (2024) · Feb 5, 2026
Hate Watching Five Nights At Freddy’s 2: The Ghosts in the Machines
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (2025) · Jan 28, 2026
Hate Watching Death of a Unicorn: Mo Money And Messy CGI
Mo' Money (1992) · Dec 24, 2025
Hate Watching A Very Jonas Christmas Movie: Holiday Hype or Hollow Cheer
A Very Jonas Christmas Movie (2025) · Dec 17, 2025
Hate Watching the Truman Show: Truman, Tinfoil, And TV Lies
The Truman Show (1998) · Dec 10, 2025
Hate Watching The Pickup: A Monkey, A Ring, and Zero Stakes
The Pickup (2025) · Dec 4, 2025
Hate Watching Land of the Lost: Big Brain T-Rex, Tiny Plot
Land of the Lost (2009) · Nov 19, 2025
Hate Watching Little Evil: Little Evil, Big Opinions
Little Evil (2017) · Nov 7, 2025
Hate Watching Werewolves: Don't Forget Your Moonscreen
Werewolves (2024) · Oct 29, 2025
Hate Watching Superman: An Unpopular Opinion
Superman (1978) · Oct 22, 2025
Hate Watching Freddy Vs. Jason: Dumb Fun Done Right
Freddy vs. Jason (2003) · Oct 16, 2025
Hate Watching Broken Arrow: John Woo's Woes
Broken Arrow (1996) · Oct 8, 2025
Hate Watching Nothing But Trouble: The Penis Nose Episode
Nothing But Trouble (1991) · Oct 3, 2025
Hate Watching Blues Brothers 2000: When Blues Loses its Soul
Blues Brothers 2000 (1998) · Sep 24, 2025
Hate Watching I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025): Hook, Line, and Stinker
Stinker (2025) · Sep 17, 2025
Hate Watching Babylon A.D.: Snowmobiles, Submarines, and Supernatural Babies
Babylon A.D. (2008) · Sep 4, 2025
Hate Watching War of the Worlds (2025): What's In Your Amazon Cart?
War of the Worlds (2025) · Aug 20, 2025
Hate Watching Zoolander 2: Now Who's Taking Crazy Pills?
Zoolander 2 (2016) · Aug 13, 2025
Hate Watching Happy Gilmore 2: On Par or Fore-get About It?
Happy Gilmore 2 (2025) · Aug 6, 2025
Hate Watching Club Dread: Broken Lizard's Broken Movie
Club Dread (2004) · Aug 4, 2025
Hate Watching Amsterdam: Or how Taylor Swift steals the show!
Amsterdam (2022) · Jul 23, 2025
Hate Watching I Still Know What You Did Last Summer: Hook, Line, and No Terror
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) · Jul 18, 2025
Hate Watching Mean Girls (2024): This remake should have stopped trying to make itself happen
Mean Girls (2024) · Jul 9, 2025
Hate Watching From The Vaults: Abduction
Abduction (2011) · Jun 25, 2025
Hate Watching Interview With The Vampire: Emo Vamps, Campy Cruise and So Many Beautiful Men
Interview with the Vampire (1994) · Jun 18, 2025
Hate Watching Fountain of Youth: A Two-Hour Expedition to Nowhere
Fountain of Youth (2024) · Jun 11, 2025
Hate Watching The Phantom: The Real Purple Dinosaur
The Phantom (1996) · Jun 4, 2025
Hate Watching Drive-Away Dolls: Love is a sleigh ride through bad cinema
Drive-Away Dolls (2024) · May 23, 2025
Hate Watching Hell Of A Summer: A slasher film with an identity crisis
Hell of a Summer (2025) · May 14, 2025
Hate Watching The In Crowd: Snake Handlers and Sociopaths
The In Crowd (2000) · May 8, 2025
Hate Watching In The Lost Lands: Some Books Should Stay Books
In the Lost Lands (2025) · May 2, 2025
Hate Watching Spaceman: Houston, We Have a Metaphor!
Spaceman (2022) · Apr 23, 2025
Hate Watching Cleaner: Squeegee of Death
Cleaner (2007) · Apr 17, 2025
Hate Watching The Gorge: Plant People Beware!
The Gorge (1972) · Apr 2, 2025
Hate Watching Prince of Persia The Sands of Time: A Video Game Adaptation That Almost Worked
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010) · Mar 26, 2025
Hate Watching The Electric State: Robots, Humans, and One Really Bad Wig
The Electric State (2025) · Mar 19, 2025
Hate Watching Conan The Barbarian: Epic Fails in Fantasy Cinema
Conan the Barbarian (1982) · Mar 5, 2025
Hate Watching Oblivion: Tom Cruise, Sci-Fi Tropes, and CGI Marvels
Oblivion (2013) · Feb 19, 2025
Kraven the Hunter: A Humorous Critique of Ambition, Absurdity, and CGI Missteps
Kraven the Hunter (2024) · Feb 12, 2025
Unraveling 'Freejack': Time Travel, Dystopias, and Swiss Escapades
Freejack (1992) · Feb 6, 2025
Hate Watching Milk Money
Milk Money (1994) · Jan 8, 2025
Hate Watching Venom: The Last Dance
Venom: The Last Dance (2024) · Jan 2, 2025
Hate Watching Joker: Folie à Deux
Joker: Folie à Deux (2024) · Dec 18, 2024
Hate Watching Dear Santa
Dear Santa (2020) · Dec 11, 2024
Hate Watching Shanghai Surprise
Shanghai Surprise (1986) · Dec 5, 2024
Hate Watching Head of State
Head of State (2003) · Nov 15, 2024
Hate Watching Mikey
Mikey (1992) · Oct 16, 2024
Hate Watching The Mothman Prophecies
The Mothman Prophecies (2002) · Oct 11, 2024
Hate Watching Ghost Rider
Ghost Rider (2007) · Sep 25, 2024
Hate Watching My Father the Hero
My Father the Hero (1994) · Sep 12, 2024
Hate Watching Rollerball
Rollerball (1975) · Aug 29, 2024
Hate Watching Solarbabies
Solarbabies (1986) · Aug 14, 2024
Hate Watching Speed 2: Cruise Control
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) · Aug 11, 2024
Hate watching John Carter
John Carter (2012) · Aug 7, 2024
Hate Watching X-Men Origins: Wolverine
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) · Jul 25, 2024
Celebrating 200 Episodes with a Hilarious Dive into 'The Garbage Pail Kids Movie'
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) · Jul 17, 2024
Hate Watching Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003) · Jul 12, 2024
Hate Watching Lightyear
Lightyear (2022) · Jul 4, 2024
Hate Watching Getting Even with Dad
Getting Even with Dad (1994) · Jun 26, 2024
Hate Watching Atlas
Atlas (2018) · Jun 20, 2024
Hate Watching Hitman: Agent 47
Hitman: Agent 47 (2015) · Jun 5, 2024
Hate Watching Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024) · May 30, 2024
Hate Watching A Good Day to Die Hard
A Good Day to Die Hard (2013) · May 15, 2024
Hate Watching In A Dark Place
In a Dark Place (2005) · Apr 24, 2024
Hate Watching The Turning
The Turning (2020) · Apr 17, 2024
Hate Watching Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star
Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (2011) · Apr 10, 2024
Hate Watching Madame Web
Madame Web (2024) · Apr 2, 2024
Hate Watching The Green Hornet
The Green Hornet (2011) · Apr 2, 2024
Hate Watching Monster Trucks
Monster Trucks (2016) · Mar 20, 2024
Hate Watching Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023) · Mar 5, 2024
Hate Watching The Legend of Tarzan
The Legend of Tarzan (2016) · Feb 28, 2024
Hate Watching Highlander II: The Quickening
Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) · Feb 21, 2024
Hate Watching Freelance
Freelance (2023) · Jan 31, 2024
Hate Watching The Predator
The Predator (2018) · Jan 25, 2024
Hate Watching Dark Phoenix
Dark Phoenix (2019) · Jan 19, 2024
Hate Watching Beau is Afraid
Beau Is Afraid (2023) · Jan 10, 2024
Hate Watching Santa with Muscles
Santa with Muscles (1996) · Jan 3, 2024
Hate Watching Candy Cane Lane
Candy Cane Lane (2023) · Dec 28, 2023
Hate Watching Replicas
Replicas (2018) · Dec 18, 2023
Hate Watching 6 Underground
6 Underground (2019) · Dec 6, 2023
Hate Watching The Emoji Movie
The Emoji Movie (2017) · Nov 28, 2023
Hate Watching Blackhat
Blackhat (2015) · Nov 15, 2023
Hate Watching Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000) · Nov 7, 2023
Hate Watching Ghostbusters: Afterlife
Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021) · Oct 25, 2023
Hate Watching House of the Dead
House of the Dead (2003) · Oct 11, 2023
Hate Watching Haunted Mansion (2003)
The Haunted Mansion (2003) · Oct 4, 2023
Hate Watching King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017) · Sep 27, 2023
Hate Watching Taxi
Taxi (1998) · Sep 21, 2023
Hate Watching The Machine
The Machine (2013) · Sep 6, 2023
Hate Watching Wild Hogs
Wild Hogs (2007) · Aug 30, 2023
Hate Watching Perfect
Perfect (1985) · Aug 16, 2023
Hate Watching The Legend of Hercules: Greek Laughology
The Legend of Hercules (2014) · Aug 9, 2023
Hate Watching Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012) · Aug 2, 2023
Hate Watching Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 1
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011) · Jul 26, 2023
Hate Watching Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Eclipse (2002) · Jul 19, 2023
Hate Watching Twilight Saga: New Moon
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) · Jul 11, 2023
Hate Watching Strange Magic
Strange Magic (2015) · Jul 5, 2023
Zooming in on 'Zoom': Comedy, Superpowers, and Box Office Blues
Zoom (2006) · Jun 28, 2023
Diving Deep into Atlantis: Hate Watching Aquaman
Aquaman (2018) · Jun 21, 2023
Telekinetic Mayhem: A Deep Dive into Zapped!
Zapped! (1982) · Jun 18, 2023
Hate Watching Dumbo
Dumbo (1941) · May 24, 2023
Hate Watching Dumbo
Dumbo (2019) · May 24, 2023
Hate Watching Peter Pan & Wendy
Peter Pan & Wendy (2023) · May 17, 2023
Hate Watching Season of the Witch
Season of the Witch (2011) · May 11, 2023
Hate Watching Swordfish
Swordfish (2001) · Apr 24, 2023
Hate Watching The Ugly Truth
The Ugly Truth (2009) · Apr 19, 2023
Hate Watching Super Mario Bros (1993)
Super Mario Bros. (1993) · Apr 5, 2023
Hate Watching Flubber
Flubber (1997) · Mar 28, 2023
Hate Watching All About Steve
All About Steve (2009) · Mar 22, 2023
Hate Watching Blank Check
Blank Check (1994) · Mar 15, 2023
Hate Watching Darktide
Dark Tide (2012) · Mar 1, 2023
Hate Watching Avatar: The Way of Water
Avatar: The Way of Water (2022) · Feb 21, 2023
Hate Watching Gamer
Gamer (2009) · Jan 25, 2023
Hate Watching Black Adam
Black Adam (2022) · Jan 25, 2023
Hate Watching Godzilla (1998)
Godzilla (1998) · Jan 9, 2023
Hate Watching Mac and Me (Re-Release)
Mac and Me (1988) · Jan 5, 2023
Hate Watching Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) · Dec 19, 2022
Hate Watching True Memoirs of an International Assassin
True Memoirs of an International Assassin (2016) · Dec 19, 2022
Hate Watching Don't Worry Darling
Don't Worry Darling (2022) · Dec 7, 2022
Hate Watching Free Birds
Free Birds (2013) · Dec 2, 2022
Hate Watching Infinite
Infinite (2021) · Nov 25, 2022
Hate Watching Me Time
Me Time (2022) · Nov 17, 2022
Hate Watching Dracula Untold
Dracula Untold (2014) · Nov 9, 2022
Hate Watching It Follows
It Follows (2015) · Nov 1, 2022
Hate Watching The Munsters
The Munsters (2022) · Oct 20, 2022
Hate Watching The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013) · Oct 13, 2022
Hate Watching The Wicker Man (2006)
The Wicker Man (2006) · Oct 5, 2022
Hate Watching Jurassic World Dominion
Jurassic World Dominion (2022) · Sep 28, 2022
Hate Watching Theodore Rex
Theodore Rex (1995) · Sep 22, 2022
Hate Watching Avatar
Avatar (2009) · Sep 15, 2022
Hate Watching Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man (1991) · Sep 7, 2022
Hate Watching Kindergarten Cop 2
Kindergarten Cop 2 (2016) · Aug 31, 2022
Hate Watching After Earth
After Earth (2013) · Aug 25, 2022
Hate Watching Battlefield Earth
Battlefield Earth (2000) · Aug 18, 2022
Hate Watching Monkeybone
Monkeybone (2001) · Aug 10, 2022
Hate Watching Ghost Chase
Ghost Chase (1998) · Aug 4, 2022
Hate Watching Olympus Has Fallen
Olympus Has Fallen (2013) · Jul 20, 2022
Hate Watching Planet of the Apes
Planet of the Apes (1968) · Jul 14, 2022
Hate Watching Interceptor
Interceptor (2022) · Jul 6, 2022
Hate Watching Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore
Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore (2022) · Jun 15, 2022
Hate Watching Morbius
Morbius (2022) · Jun 8, 2022
Hate Watching Bicentennial Man
Bicentennial Man (1999) · Jun 1, 2022
Hate Watching Uncharted
Uncharted (2022) · May 25, 2022
Hate Watching Ben-Hur (2016)
Ben-Hur (2016) · May 11, 2022
Hate Watching The Bubble
The Bubble (2022) · May 4, 2022
Hate Watching Superman III
Superman III (1983) · Apr 20, 2022
The Movie PIXAR doesn't want you to see - Hate Watching Delgo
Delgo (2008) · Apr 13, 2022
Hate Watching Howard The Duck
Howard the Duck (1986) · Apr 6, 2022
Hate Watching Bad Company
Bad Company (2002) · Mar 31, 2022
Hate Watching Around the World in 80 Days
Around the World in 80 Days (2004) · Mar 16, 2022
Hate Watching Jaws 3
Jaws 3-D (1983) · Mar 10, 2022
Hate Watching Colossal
Colossal (2017) · Feb 24, 2022
Hate Watching Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day (2010) · Feb 16, 2022
Hate Watching Eternals
Eternals (2021) · Feb 10, 2022
Hate Watching Geostorm
Geostorm (2017) · Feb 2, 2022
Hate Watching The Wolfman
The Wolfman (2010) · Jan 20, 2022
Hate Watching Catwoman
Catwoman (2004) · Dec 15, 2021
Hate Watching Hellboy (2019)
Hellboy (2019) · Dec 10, 2021
Hate Watching Ender's Game
Ender's Game (2013) · Nov 24, 2021
Hate Watching The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger (2013) · Nov 17, 2021
Hate Watching Dudley Do-Right
Dudley Do-Right (1999) · Nov 10, 2021
Hate Watching Jason X
Jason X (2001) · Oct 27, 2021
Hate Watching Ernest Scared Stupid
Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) · Oct 19, 2021
Hate Watching Valentine
Valentine (2001) · Oct 13, 2021
Hate Watching The Crow: Wicked Prayer
The Crow: Wicked Prayer (2005) · Oct 11, 2021
Hate Watching Dungeons & Dragons
Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God (2005) · Sep 29, 2021
Hate Watching Dungeons & Dragons
Dungeons & Dragons (2000) · Sep 29, 2021
Hate Watching Dungeons & Dragons
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) · Sep 29, 2021
Squad v Squad: Hate Watching Suicide Squad
Suicide Squad (2016) · Sep 15, 2021
Squad v Squad: Hate Watching Suicide Squad
The Suicide Squad (2021) · Sep 15, 2021
Hate Watching The Mummy (2017)
The Mummy (2017) · Sep 8, 2021
Hate Watching The Great Wall
The Great Wall (2016) · Sep 1, 2021
Hate Watching Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) · Aug 25, 2021
Hate Watching Space Jam: A New Legacy
Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021) · Aug 18, 2021
Hate Watching Ghost in the Shell
Ghost in the Shell (1995) · Aug 11, 2021
Hate Watching Dragonball Evolution
Dragonball Evolution (2009) · Aug 9, 2021
Hate Watching The Last Airbender
The Last Airbender (2010) · Jul 28, 2021
Hate Watching Battleship
Battleship (2012) · Jul 22, 2021
Hate Watching Jonah Hex
Jonah Hex (2010) · Jul 14, 2021
Hate Watching Independence Day: Resurgence
Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) · Jul 7, 2021
Hate Watching Cutthroat Island
Cutthroat Island (1995) · Jun 30, 2021
Hate Watching Ghostbusters (2016)
Ghostbusters (2016) · Jun 16, 2021
Hate Watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) · Jun 9, 2021
Hate Watching Space Jam
Space Jam (1996) · May 17, 2021
Hate Watching Nine Lives
Nine Lives (2016) · May 12, 2021
Hate Watching Chaos Walking
Chaos Walking (2021) · May 2, 2021
Hate Watching Twilight
Twilight (2008) · Apr 28, 2021
Hate Watching Boss Level
Boss Level (2021) · Apr 14, 2021
Hate Watching Cloud Atlas
Cloud Atlas (2012) · Apr 7, 2021
Hate Watching Jupiter Ascending
Jupiter Ascending (2015) · Mar 31, 2021
Hate Watching Double Dragon
Double Dragon (1994) · Mar 17, 2021
Hate Watching Wing Commander
Wing Commander (1999) · Mar 10, 2021
Hate Watching Street Fighter
Street Fighter (1994) · Mar 5, 2021
Hate Watching Fantastic Planet
Fantastic Planet (1973) · Feb 10, 2021
Hate Watching E.T. The Extra Terrestrial
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) · Feb 3, 2021
Hate Watching Artemis Fowl
Artemis Fowl (2020) · Jan 28, 2021
Hate Watching Jack the Giant Slayer
Jack the Giant Slayer (2013) · Jan 13, 2021
Hate Watching The Blue Lagoon
The Blue Lagoon (1980) · Dec 30, 2020
Hate Watching Fred Claus
Fred Claus (2007) · Dec 30, 2020
Hate Watching Silent Night Deadly Night
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) · Dec 17, 2020
Hate Watching Deck the Halls
Deck the Halls (2006) · Dec 12, 2020
Hate Watching Jack Frost
Jack Frost (1998) · Nov 21, 2020
Hate Watching New Year's Eve
Eve (2013) · Nov 17, 2020
Hate Watching The Hottie and the Nottie
The Hottie & The Nottie (2008) · Nov 10, 2020
Hate Watching Hubie Halloween
Hubie Halloween (2020) · Oct 23, 2020
Hate Watching Re-Animator
Re-Animator (1985) · Sep 27, 2020
Hate Watching The Social Dilemma
The Social Dilemma (2020) · Sep 20, 2020
Hate Watching Alone in the Dark
Alone in the Dark (1982) · Sep 18, 2020
Hate Watching Troll 2
Troll 2 (1990) · Sep 18, 2020
Hate Watching Abduction
Abduction (2011) · Sep 7, 2020
Hate Watching The Love Guru
The Love Guru (2008) · Aug 28, 2020
Hate Watching No Holds Barred
No Holds Barred (1989) · Aug 26, 2020
Hate Watching Charlie's Angels (2019)
Charlie's Angels (2019) · Aug 25, 2020
Hate Watching Stealth
Stealth (2005) · Aug 25, 2020
Hate Watching The Adventures of Pluto Nash
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002) · Jul 28, 2020
Hate Watching Mac and Me
Mac and Me (1988) · Jul 28, 2020
Hate Watching The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008) · Jul 22, 2020