Two dudes talking about romantic comedies because love is dead and movies are real. "Starring" (in the loosest sense of the word) Garrett and Boka. New episodes every Monday.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding: Our Final Episode
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) · May 16, 2022

Mystic Pizza: Lobster, Big Hair and Portuguese Discrimination
Mystic Pizza (1988) · May 10, 2022

As Good As It Gets: OCD Doesn't Mean You Can Be Racist (We Think, We're Not Doctors)
As Good as It Gets (1997) · May 2, 2022

This is 40: Marriage Isn't The End, It's The Beginning (Of The End)
This Is 40 (2012) · Apr 25, 2022

Broadcast News: The Devil Is A Mediocre White Man
Broadcast News (1987) · Apr 11, 2022

Some Kind of Wonderful: I Paint and Can Fix Cars But It's 80s High School So That Makes Me A Loser
Some Kind of Wonderful (1987) · Apr 4, 2022

Romy and Michele's High School Reunion: You Can Never Escape Your Past, There Is No Guarantee Of Your Future
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997) · Mar 28, 2022

Two Weeks Notice: Work Place Romance Always Ends Well, Right?
Two Weeks Notice (2002) · Mar 22, 2022

Punch Drunk Love: What If "Anger Management" Was A Little Scary?
Anger Management (2003) · Mar 14, 2022

The Parent Trap: The Government is Hiding Lindsay Lohan's Clone From Us
The Parent Trap (1998) · Mar 7, 2022

Easy A: If You Don't Wanna Read The Scarlet Letter Watch This Instead
Easy A (2010) · Nov 8, 2021

The Big Sick: Is Ray Romano Daddy Now?
The Big Sick (2017) · Oct 25, 2021

The Wedding Ringer: Let's Commoditize Male Loneliness
The Wedding Ringer (2015) · Oct 18, 2021

The 40-Year-Old Virgin: Sex Ruins Everything So Don't Even Sweat It
The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) · Oct 11, 2021

Couples Retreat: Middle Aged White Men Say "Therapy Scary!"
Couples Retreat (2009) · Oct 4, 2021

Never Been Kissed: Chris Hansen, Shut This Whole Thing Down
Never Been Kissed (1999) · Sep 27, 2021

Long Shot: Hot Wife Dopey Husband Is A Proud American Tradition
Long Shot (2019) · Sep 20, 2021

The Princess Bride: Why Say "I Love You" When You Can Say "As You Wish"
The Princess Bride (1987) · Sep 13, 2021

Warm Bodies: Eating Brain Is Key To Intimacy
Warm Bodies (2013) · Sep 7, 2021

He's Just Not That Into You: If They Wanted To They Would, Or Maybe They Can't, IDK
He's Just Not That Into You (2009) · Aug 30, 2021

Forgetting Sarah Marshall: Hawaii Is For Couples You Sad, Lonely Fool
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) · Jun 7, 2021

Shallow Hal: 2 Hours of Fat Jokes, 5 Minutes of Self Love
Shallow Hal (2001) · Jun 1, 2021

Trainwreck: Knowing You're Crappy Isn't Enough, You Have To Be Better
Trainwreck (2015) · May 24, 2021

She's All That: Glasses And Overalls Mean Die Alone
She's All That (1999) · May 17, 2021

Guess Who: Don't Get It Twisted, Get Out Was A Documentary
Guess Who (2005) · May 10, 2021

The American President: Harnessing the Political Power of Simps
The American President (1995) · May 3, 2021

Music And Lyrics: Manic Pixie Dream Girls HATE Deadlines
Music and Lyrics (2007) · Apr 26, 2021

Miss Congeniality: Imagine Becoming a Domestic Terrorist Over a Beauty Pageant
Miss Congeniality (2000) · Apr 19, 2021

Plus One: Here's One For The Homie Hoppers
Plus One (2019) · Apr 12, 2021

Knocked Up: Let's Stick It Out For The Baby Cus That Always Works
Knocked Up (2007) · Apr 5, 2021

Moonstruck: Cocaine And Cannoli
Moonstruck (1987) · Mar 22, 2021

Must Love Dogs: Boy Willows Says Life Is "Ruff"
Must Love Dogs (2005) · Mar 15, 2021

Silver Linings Playbook: Eagles Fandom is Mental Illness
Silver Linings Playbook (2012) · Mar 8, 2021

Poetic Justice: Let's Curse At Each Other For 5 Hours And Then Fall In Love
Poetic Justice (1993) · Mar 1, 2021

The Wedding Planner: You Don't Need A Man To Take Care Of You, You're JLo
The Wedding Planner (2001) · Feb 15, 2021

Just Married: Brittany Murphy Deserved The World
Just Married (2003) · Feb 8, 2021

Splash: She Hasn't Said A Word And Keeps Making Out With Me, What Could Be Wrong?
Splash (1984) · Feb 1, 2021

Sex And The City The Movie: All My Homies Hate Mr. Big
Sex and the City (2008) · Jan 25, 2021

13 Going On 30: Call Chris Hansen They're Dating Children Here
13 Going on 30 (2004) · Jan 18, 2021

Boomerang: Do Super Models Really Want Eddie Murphy This Much?
Boomerang (1992) · Dec 21, 2020

The Break-Up: Why Men Deserve Less
The Break-Up (2006) · Dec 14, 2020

While You Were Sleeping: I'm Gonna Lie 'Til You Love Me
While You Were Sleeping (1995) · Dec 7, 2020

High School Musical: The Worst Years of Your Life, Now Set to Music
High School Musical (2006) · Dec 1, 2020

Love Don't Cost a Thing: I'm Still Garbage, I'm Just Garbage Wearing Sean John
Love Don't Co$t a Thing (2003) · Nov 23, 2020

Wedding Crashers: Stolen Valor Gets You Laid
Wedding Crashers (2005) · Nov 16, 2020

Coming to America: She'll Love You If You're Rich Stop Making This Hard For Yourself
Coming to America (1988) · Nov 2, 2020

Four Weddings And A Funeral: Imagine Having A Close Group Of Friends, Must Be Nice
Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994) · Oct 26, 2020

High Fidelity: I'm Gonna Stalk You Until You Love Me, That'll Be Fun
High Fidelity (2000) · Oct 19, 2020

Love & Basketball: Is This Really The College Romance Y'all Wanted???
Love & Basketball (2000) · Sep 21, 2020

Crazy Stupid Love: Ryan Gosling & The Cruel Tutelage of Negging Women
Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011) · Sep 15, 2020

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World: PROTECT KNIVES CHAU AT ALL COSTS
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) · Sep 7, 2020

The Proposal: We Would Pay Good Money To Have Sandra Bullock Be This Mean To Us
The Proposal (2009) · Sep 1, 2020

Jerry Maguire: Date Your Assistant They'll Never Leave You, Right?
Jerry Maguire (1996) · Aug 24, 2020

What Men Want: If Our Heads Were This Empty The Patriarchy Would Be Dismantled By Now
What Men Want (2019) · Aug 18, 2020

What Women Want: Texas Sex Ed Does Not Prepare You To Please Anyone
What Women Want (2000) · Aug 10, 2020

Groundhog Day: The Only God Is Groundhog And He Is Not Kind
Groundhog Day (1993) · Aug 3, 2020

Palm Springs: Existential Dread and Sexual Experimentation
Palm Springs (2020) · Jul 27, 2020

Juno: Diablo Cody Drops By!
Juno (2007) · Jul 20, 2020

10 Things I Hate About You: Joseph Gordon Levitt is Doomed to Simp
10 Things I Hate About You (1999) · Mar 9, 2020

Always Be My Maybe: Yeah Your Mom Died But Please Move Out
Always Be My Maybe (2019) · Feb 26, 2020

Hitch: Will Smith Helps Stalkers Not Die Alone But Don't Worry Because They're "Nice Guys"
Hitch (2005) · Feb 17, 2020

Brown Sugar: Hip Hop Backpackers Will Emotionally Cheat On You In Any Relationship
Brown Sugar (2002) · Feb 10, 2020

500 Days of Summer: This Movie Is Whiteface and We Will Not Stand For It
(500) Days of Summer (2009) · Feb 5, 2020

How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days: Not All Is Fair In Love And War Why Does Anybody Say That They're Two Different Things
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003) · Jan 27, 2020

Bring It On: Cultural Appropriation Meets Cheerleading
Bring It On (2000) · Jan 22, 2020

Serendipity: A Movie So Tepid Our Cohost Fell Asleep During This Podcast
Serendipity (2001) · Jan 13, 2020

Love Actually: The Most Controversial Christmas Movie Of All Time
Love Actually (2003) · Dec 25, 2019

Clueless—What Are You Doing Step Bro?
Clueless (1995) · Dec 17, 2019

When Harry Met Sally: The Godfather 2 of Romantic Comedies
When Harry Met Sally... (1989) · Nov 11, 2019

Runaway Bride: Men's Rights Activist Tells Woman Why She Can't Commit
Runaway Bride (1999) · Nov 4, 2019

My Best Friend's Wedding: You Can Be Evil So Long As You Cry
My Best Friend's Wedding (1997) · Oct 28, 2019

Say Anything: The Dad Was Creepy and We're All Thinking It
Say Anything... (1989) · Oct 21, 2019

The Wedding Singer: Let's Creep Out Christine Taylor
The Wedding Singer (1998) · Oct 14, 2019

Notting Hill: Just Because You're Famous Doesn't Mean You Can Treat Me Like Trash
Notting Hill (1999) · Oct 7, 2019

Pretty Woman: People Will be Nice to You if They Think You Have Money
Pretty Woman (1990) · Sep 30, 2019

About a Boy: Nobody in England has a Good Haircut
About a Boy (2002) · Sep 23, 2019

Sleepless in Seattle: Stalking is Fine if You're Meg Ryan
Sleepless in Seattle (1993) · Sep 16, 2019

You've Got Mail: Bookstores are Dead and so is Love
You've Got Mail (1998) · Sep 12, 2019
