Longtime friends and bandmates Bridget and Wendy review one movie each week over fancy coffees every Sunday morning. Includes lots of swearing, laughing, and dog panting. Sometimes other friends join in. You'll like this if you like "How Did This Get Made?" or "Unspooled."
EP 154: PEARL - If You Love Pitchforks, You'll Love Pearl
Pearl (2022) · Sep 14, 2026
EP 153: The Platform - The panna cotta is the message
The Platform (2019) · Sep 7, 2026
EP 152: STEEL MAGNOLIAS - I Don't Trust Anyone Who Does Their Own Hair
Steel Magnolias (1989) · Aug 31, 2026
EP 151: SUSPIRIA - Fifty Shades of Gray Sweatpants
Suspiria (1977) · Aug 24, 2026
EP 150: ASS BACKWARDS - Time to Pay the Piper. Wait - Where's Andrew?
Ass Backwards (2013) · Aug 17, 2026
EP 149: HAIL MARY PROJECT - Fist My Bump #Jesus
Project Hail Mary (2026) · Aug 10, 2026
EP 148: THE CLEANSE - I've Got the Urge...the Urge to Purge
The Cleanse (2018) · Aug 3, 2026
EP 147: OFFICE SPACE - "O" Face!
Office Space (1999) · Jul 27, 2026
EP 146: ROMY AND MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION - I'm the Mary, YOU'RE the Rhoda!
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997) · Jul 20, 2026
EP 145: WE HAVE A GHOST - A Movie Without Enough Jennifer Coolidge
We Have a Ghost (2023) · Jul 13, 2026
EP 144: STRICTLY BALLROOM - Dirty Dancing But Without the Abortion
Strictly Ballroom (1992) · Jul 6, 2026
EP 143: XANADU - An Extremely Long Music Video on Roller Skates
Xanadu (1980) · Jun 29, 2026
EP 142: DISCLOSURE DAY - Don't Worry, I've Got All the Proof in My Backpack
Disclosure Day (2026) · Jun 22, 2026
EP 141: BALLS UP - C'mon, Just Take a Little Sniff. It's a Celebration!
Balls Up (2026) · Jun 15, 2026
EP 139: CRUELLA - A well-cut skirt is a lifesaver, girls
Cruella (2021) · Jun 1, 2026
EP 138: PANGOLIN: KULU'S JOURNEY - You Could Put a Plate of Ants in Front of Us and We Wouldn't Eat Them Either
Pangolin: Kulu's Journey (2025) · May 25, 2026
EP 137: AMERICAN PSYCHO - Not the Dog, Patrick!! Not the Dog!!
American Psycho (2000) · May 18, 2026
EP 135: FRESH - How to Escape a Cannibal When You Don't Have a Butt
Fresh (2022) · May 4, 2026
EP 133: TUSK - Howard Totally Fucked that Walrus
Tusk (2014) · Apr 20, 2026
EP 132: BIRDBOX - Those Aren't Speed Bumps, They're Dead Bodies
Bird Box (2018) · Apr 13, 2026
EP 131: DEMOLITION MAN - How Many Rats Does it Take to Make a Rat Burger Anyway?
Demolition Man (1993) · Apr 6, 2026
EP 130: GOOD GUYS WEAR BLACK - "Are You Some Kind of Finger Man, Margaret?"
Good Guys Wear Black (1978) · Mar 30, 2026
EP 129: THE GREAT OUTDOORS - Lips and Assholes
The Great Outdoors (1988) · Mar 23, 2026
EP 128: WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY - I'm Cut in Half Real Bad, Dewey
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007) · Mar 16, 2026
EP 127: VIEW FROM THE TOP - More Warm Nuts?
View from the Top (2003) · Mar 9, 2026
EP 126: SPEED - Baby Keanu Goes Down the Bus Hole
Speed (1994) · Mar 2, 2026
EP 125: COOL RUNNINGS - Wanna Kiss My Lucky Egg?
Cool Runnings (1993) · Feb 23, 2026
EP 124: BEST IN SHOW - Will You Stop Naming Nuts?
Best in Show (2000) · Feb 16, 2026
EP 123: SINNERS - It's Like a Virus, the Vampireness
Sinners (2025) · Feb 9, 2026
EP 122: FRANKENSTEIN! - Am I Crazy or is That Monster Super Hot?
Frankenstein (1931) · Feb 2, 2026
EP 121: HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS - I'll Bet Those Costumes Reek.
Hundreds of Beavers (2024) · Jan 26, 2026
EP 120: ZODIAC - Love a Good Cipher, Hate a Giant Bowtie
Zodiac (2007) · Jan 19, 2026
EP 118: ANACONDA - Whose Idea Was it to Put a Squirrel In My Mouth?
Anaconda (1997) · Jan 5, 2026
EP 117: MOMMIE DEAREST - Why Do You Have Wire Hangers in the First Place???
Mommie Dearest (1981) · Dec 29, 2025
EP 116: THE SUBSTANCE - A Beautiful Face in a Pile of Goo
The Substance (2024) · Dec 22, 2025
EP 115: ALMOST FAMOUS - Famous Last Words: I'm on Drugs!!
Almost Famous (2000) · Dec 15, 2025
EP 114: THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY - You Don't Hit Someone That Many Times with an Oar Unless You Care
The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) · Dec 8, 2025
EP 113: RISKY BUSINESS: Sometimes You've Just Gotta Say What the Fuck is Salisbury Steak Anyway?
Risky Business (1983) · Dec 1, 2025
EP 112: ISN'T IT ROMANTIC - Isn't it Beguiling?
Isn't It Romantic (2019) · Nov 24, 2025
EP 111: BEING JOHN MALKOVICH - For $200 I'll Let You Crawl Into This Hole
Being John Malkovich (1999) · Nov 17, 2025
EP 110: WORKING GIRL - Arbitrage Sabotage!
Working Girl (1988) · Nov 10, 2025
EP 109: TROOP ZERO - Christmas in Wiggly
Troop Zero (2019) · Nov 3, 2025
EP 108: THE FLY - A Wet Sticky Mess of Big Fly Energy
The Fly (1986) · Oct 27, 2025
EP 107: WONDER WOMAN: Taylor Swift with a Cartoon Whip
Wonder Woman (2017) · Oct 20, 2025
EP 106: THE WRONG MISSY - Don't Fuck with Hellstar!!!
The Wrong Missy (2020) · Oct 13, 2025
EP 105: AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON - | It Was Just a Scratch! Wolfing Out with David, an American Idiot
An American Werewolf in London (1981) · Oct 6, 2025
EP 104: HUBIE HALLOWEEN | A Boner Donor in Salem Massachusetts
Hubie Halloween (2020) · Sep 29, 2025
EP 103: SPINAL TAP - But, This One Goes to Eleven. It's ONE Louder.
This Is Spinal Tap (1984) · Sep 22, 2025
EP 102: CAPTAIN RON - Mary Poppins with an Eye Patch
Captain Ron (1992) · Sep 15, 2025
EP 101: LARS AND THE REAL GIRL - What Would Jesus Do? Bring That Sex Doll to Church of Course!
Lars and the Real Girl (2007) · Sep 8, 2025
EP 100: WINE COUNTRY - You Don't Know Me!!! You Don't Know My Shoes!!!
Wine Country (2019) · Sep 1, 2025
EP 99: DEATH BECOMES HER - Just a Head Rolling in the Street Wondering Where You Parked the Car
Death Becomes Her (1992) · Aug 25, 2025
EP 98: DEATH OF A UNICORN - I'm No Size Queen, But That Horn was Rather Girthsome
Death of a Unicorn (2025) · Aug 18, 2025
EP 96: THE VOICES - I Know Karate
The Voices (2014) · Aug 4, 2025
EP 95: INCEPTION - Fast Walking While Fast Talking
Inception (2010) · Jul 28, 2025
EP 94: HOUSE BUNNY - Dropping Some Timber into the Crapper, but in a Sexy Way
The House Bunny (2008) · Jul 21, 2025
EP 93: JUNO - Bleeker is Magnificent in Chair
Juno (2007) · Jul 14, 2025
EP 92: FATAL ATTRACTION - I Mean, We've All Got a Body in the Bathtub, Don't We?
Fatal Attraction (1987) · Jul 7, 2025
EP 91: HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD - Just Enjoying the Natural Tits of the Day
Hollywood Boulevard (1976) · Jun 30, 2025
EP 90: AMERICAN MOVIE - An Uneducated Philosopher and His Poor Uncle Bill
American Movie (1999) · Jun 23, 2025
EP 89: PAINT - I'll Take the Number Four: A Rock, a Bloody Stump and a UFO
Paint (2023) · Jun 16, 2025
EP 88: DAVE MADE A MAZE - It's a Trap! It's Also a Six Foot Tall Vagina.
Dave Made a Maze (2017) · Jun 9, 2025
EP 87: 22 JUMP STREET -| Vietnamese Jesus Just Drippin' Swagoo
22 Jump Street (2014) · Jun 2, 2025
EP 86: 21 JUMP STREET - Korean Jesus Doesn't Care About Your Problems
21 Jump Street (2012) · May 26, 2025
EP 85: ME, MYSELF AND IRENE - Advanced Delusionary Schizophrenia with Involuntary Narcissistic Rage
Me, Myself & Irene (2000) · May 20, 2025
EP 84: STOPMOTION - Meat Puppets and Maggots
Stopmotion (2024) · May 12, 2025
EP 83: COOTIES - Yes, the Nuggets are Tainted, But Why Does He Want to Fuck the Boat?
Cooties (2014) · May 5, 2025
EP 81: GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY - What's Better Than a Raccoon in a Jogging Suit?
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) · Apr 28, 2025
EP 82: BETTER MAN - Fame is a Fuzzy Pickle
Better Man (2024) · Apr 21, 2025
EP 80: MRS. DOUBTFIRE - It's All Latex and Beans, Dear
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) · Apr 14, 2025
EP 79: FLOW | Breast Pillows, Hoarding Lemurs and Camel Tickling
Flow (2024) · Apr 7, 2025
EP 77: THE GOONIES| My Mom's Favorite Part of the Statue of David is the Dick
The Goonies (1985) · Mar 24, 2025
EP 76: EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE | Hot Dog Fingers, Butt Plugs and Super Swole Pinkies
Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) · Mar 17, 2025
EP 75: Kinda Pregnant | Rapey Dolphins and Dolls that Shit
Kinda Pregnant (2025) · Mar 10, 2025
EP 74: Paul Blart, Mall | Cop Pie Heals the Cracks in My Heart
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009) · Mar 3, 2025
EP 72: Communion and Close Encounters of the Third Kind | I'm Not Saying it Was Aliens But....
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) · Feb 17, 2025
EP 71: The Cable Guy and One Hour Photo | Lose Your Lisp in 30 Days or Almost Die Trying
The Cable Guy (1996) · Feb 10, 2025
EP 69: Okja | Stop Using Super Poop as a Weapon
Okja (2017) · Jan 27, 2025
EP 68: Ghost World | Suddenly Seymour Gets Laid by Enid Coleslaw
Ghost World (2001) · Jan 20, 2025
EP 67: Hot Frosty | Gretchen Weiner's Girthy Carrot
Hot Frosty (2024) · Jan 13, 2025
EP 66: Best F(r)iends | I've Got Bags of Teeth and I'm Not Afraid to Use Them
Best F(r)iends: Volume 1 (2017) · Jan 6, 2025
EP 66: Best F(r)iends | I've Got Bags of Teeth and I'm Not Afraid to Use Them
Best F(r)iends: Volume 2 (2018) · Jan 6, 2025
EP 65: We Didn't Know How Much Beldams Love to Sew...Buttons
Coraline (2009) · Dec 30, 2024
EP 64: Four-Eyed Clyde and a Differently-Abled Poopsicle
Fred Claus (2007) · Dec 23, 2024
EP 63: In the Photo Frame of Life, Be the Spoon
The Room (2003) · Dec 16, 2024
EP 62: Dinklage in a Dinghy is Called a Dinky
Penelope (2007) · Dec 9, 2024
EP 62: Dinklage in a Dinghy is Called a Dinky
Roxanne (1987) · Dec 9, 2024
EP 58: A Healthy Breakfast Includes a Big Bowl of Poop Jokes
The Road to Wellville (1994) · Nov 11, 2024
EP 55: It's Like Jello with Fruit Cocktail in it, Except Instead of Fruit it's People, Places, and All The Things
The Thing (1982) · Oct 21, 2024
EP 55: It's Like Jello with Fruit Cocktail in it, Except Instead of Fruit it's People, Places, and All The Things
The Blob (1958) · Oct 21, 2024
EP 53: Tales From the Handbook for the Recently Deceased: Sandworm Sandworm Sandworm!
Beetlejuice (1988) · Oct 7, 2024
EP 51: Humpty Bogart and the James Bond of Strippers
Casablanca (1943) · Sep 23, 2024
EP 51: Humpty Bogart and the James Bond of Strippers
Barb Wire (1996) · Sep 23, 2024
EP 50: You Had Me At "Toe"
Practical Magic (1998) · Sep 16, 2024
EP 50: You Had Me At "Toe"
Hocus Pocus (1993) · Sep 16, 2024
EP 49: Hello, Norma Jean. We Never Knew You Tied Up Children
Some Like It Hot (1959) · Sep 9, 2024
EP 49: Hello, Norma Jean. We Never Knew You Tied Up Children
Don't Bother to Knock (1952) · Sep 9, 2024
EP 46: Desperately Seeking a Ride to LA
Desperately Seeking Susan (1985) · Aug 26, 2024
EP 46: Desperately Seeking a Ride to LA
Crossroads (2002) · Aug 26, 2024
EP 45: What Smells Fishy? Oh, It's Your Chainsaw.
Twister (1996) · Aug 19, 2024
EP 45: What Smells Fishy? Oh, It's Your Chainsaw.
Sharknado (2013) · Aug 19, 2024
EP 44: Anything That An Animal Squirts is Not Something I Can Get Into
The Ramen Girl (2008) · Aug 12, 2024
EP 44: Anything That An Animal Squirts is Not Something I Can Get Into
The Menu (2022) · Aug 12, 2024
EP 43: Dad Joke Dream Boat
Weird Science (1985) · Aug 5, 2024
EP 43: Dad Joke Dream Boat
Real Genius (1985) · Aug 5, 2024
EP: 42 The Unbearable Weight of Paddington 2
Willy's Wonderland (2021) · Jul 29, 2024
EP: 42 The Unbearable Weight of Paddington 2
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022) · Jul 29, 2024
EP 41: Nub Rubbin' Across the USA
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001) · Jul 22, 2024
EP 40: They Taste Like Potato Chips with their Legs Tucked Up and From Certain Angles Look Like a Smudge
Moon (2009) · Jul 15, 2024
EP 40: They Taste Like Potato Chips with their Legs Tucked Up and From Certain Angles Look Like a Smudge
Moonfall (2022) · Jul 15, 2024
EP 39: Oh, hi Mark I'm Wearing Two Belts
The Disaster Artist (2017) · Jul 8, 2024
EP 37: A Blockbuster and a Lackluster Menace II Texas
Menace II Society (1993) · Jun 24, 2024
EP 36: Three Pumps and Now We Can Have Croissants
Poor Things (2023) · Jun 17, 2024
EP 35 My Dick is Strong Enough to Survive in the Wild
Road Trip (2000) · Jun 10, 2024
EP 35 My Dick is Strong Enough to Survive in the Wild
The Package (2018) · Jun 10, 2024
EP 34 Seriously, Where Did You Get That Top Hat?
Muriel's Wedding (1994) · Jun 3, 2024
EP 34 Seriously, Where Did You Get That Top Hat?
Betsy's Wedding (1990) · Jun 3, 2024
EP 33 I Can Eat a Peach for Hours and Still Make it to the Watercade
Face/Off (1997) · May 27, 2024
EP 31: Deep Cleavage in the Blue Sea: Kicking Your Way to Sploogeville
Deep Blue Sea 2 (2018) · May 13, 2024
EP 31: Deep Cleavage in the Blue Sea: Kicking Your Way to Sploogeville
Deep Blue Sea 3 (2020) · May 13, 2024
EP 30: Ladies Love Cool James, 'Nuff Said
Deep Blue Sea (1999) · May 6, 2024
EP 30: Ladies Love Cool James, 'Nuff Said
Dead Calm (1989) · May 6, 2024
EP 29: Oatmilk is Bullshit and Dolphins are Murderers
Harry and the Hendersons (1987) · Apr 29, 2024
EP 28 I Dreamed I Was a Hoarder Looking for Nic Cage's Giant Parka
Dream Scenario (2023) · Apr 22, 2024
EP 27 The Pie Man with Pies in Both Hands and the Hair Demon in Wendy's Sink
The Ring (2002) · Apr 15, 2024
EP 27 The Pie Man with Pies in Both Hands and the Hair Demon in Wendy's Sink
Hereditary (2018) · Apr 15, 2024
EP 26: Real Beauty Comes From the Face
Mean Girls (2004) · Apr 8, 2024
EP 24 Fifty More Shades of Muffin Tops and Butt Plugs
Fifty Shades Freed (2018) · Mar 25, 2024
EP 24 Fifty More Shades of Muffin Tops and Butt Plugs
Fifty Shades Darker (2017) · Mar 25, 2024
EP 23 Fifty Shades of Tom Cruise Standing on a Box
Eyes Wide Shut (1999) · Mar 18, 2024
EP 22: A Snug Full of Junk and Warwick Davis' Large Attractive Magically Delicious Hands
The Irish Pub (2013) · Mar 11, 2024
EP 21 We Don't Talk About the Corn, Counterespionage, or Counterterrorism
The Final Season (2007) · Mar 4, 2024
EP 21 We Don't Talk About the Corn, Counterespionage, or Counterterrorism
I, Tonya (2017) · Mar 4, 2024
EP 17: A Wet Benjamin and a Turd in a Pickle Jar
Private Benjamin (1980) · Feb 5, 2024
EP 17: A Wet Benjamin and a Turd in a Pickle Jar
Major Payne (1995) · Feb 5, 2024
EP 15: Lots of Snakes on a Mother Fucking Plane and One Big Snake Near a Mother Fucking Boat
Snakes on a Plane (2006) · Jan 22, 2024
EP 15: Lots of Snakes on a Mother Fucking Plane and One Big Snake Near a Mother Fucking Boat
Anaconda (1997) · Jan 22, 2024
EP 14: Shitting in the Street and Pink on Tuesdays
Mean Girls (2004) · Jan 15, 2024
EP 14: Shitting in the Street and Pink on Tuesdays
Bridesmaids (2011) · Jan 15, 2024
BONUS: Barbie! Limber-Shaming in the Mojo Dojo Casa House
Barbie (2023) · Jan 1, 2024
BONUS EPISODE: Sexist Light-Hearted Bullet-Wasting Mood of Come Togetherness
Die Hard (1988) · Dec 25, 2023
EP 9 Badass Leather Store and Ice Cream Shaming
Planet of the Apes (1968) · Dec 4, 2023
EP 8 Hayden Pantyliners and Getting Married in Pants
Bring It On (2000) · Nov 27, 2023
EP 8 Hayden Pantyliners and Getting Married in Pants
But I'm a Cheerleader (2000) · Nov 27, 2023
EP 4: CRY BABY - Special Needs Orphans and Aliens on the Spectrum
Cry-Baby (1990) · Oct 30, 2023
EP 3: TIPTOE - They're Not Midgets, Carol. They're Dwarves.
Tiptoe (2013) · Oct 23, 2023
EP 2: VAMPIRE'S KISS / TWILIGHT - How Dare You. And Thank You.
Vampire's Kiss (1989) · Oct 16, 2023
EP 2: VAMPIRE'S KISS / TWILIGHT - How Dare You. And Thank You.
Twilight (2008) · Oct 16, 2023
EP1: MANNEQUIN / PRETTY IN PINK - This is Love, Not a Hostage Situation
Pretty in Pink (1986) · Oct 7, 2023