An unnecessary and probably ridiculous review of horror films by two non-expert movie critics.
Escape Room
Escape Room (2017) · Sep 23, 2026
The Dark Tapes
The Dark Tapes (2017) · Sep 16, 2026
Obsession
Obsession (2026) · Sep 2, 2026
The Nun II
The Nun II (2023) · Aug 26, 2026
The Omen (1976)
The Omen (1976) · Jul 1, 2026
The First Omen
The First Omen (2024) · Jun 10, 2026
Nosferatu (2024)
Nosferatu (2024) · May 27, 2026
Speak No Evil (2024)
Speak No Evil (2024) · May 20, 2026
The Babadook
The Babadook (2014) · Apr 8, 2026
Deliver Us From Evil
Deliver Us from Evil (2014) · Apr 3, 2026
Hell House LLC: Lineage
Hell House LLC: Lineage (2025) · Mar 25, 2026
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023) · Mar 18, 2026
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) · Mar 11, 2026
I Saw the TV Glow
I Saw the TV Glow (2024) · Feb 25, 2026
Friday the 13th Part 3
Friday the 13th Part III (1982) · Feb 18, 2026
Heart Eyes
Heart Eyes (2025) · Feb 11, 2026
Strange Darling
Strange Darling (2024) · Jan 28, 2026
Dead Talents Society
Dead Talents Society (2024) · Dec 31, 2025
All Through the House
All Through the House (2015) · Dec 24, 2025
Silent Night, Deadly Night
Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025) · Dec 17, 2025
Rare Exports
Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010) · Dec 10, 2025
Better Watch Out
Better Watch Out (2017) · Dec 3, 2025
ThanksKilling
ThanksKilling (2008) · Nov 26, 2025
Black Phone 2
Black Phone 2 (2025) · Nov 19, 2025
The Black Phone
The Black Phone (2022) · Nov 12, 2025
Orphan: First Kill
Orphan: First Kill (2022) · Nov 5, 2025
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) · Oct 29, 2025
The Substance
The Substance (2024) · Oct 22, 2025
Bring Her Back
Bring Her Back (2025) · Oct 15, 2025
The Blackcoats Daughter
The Blackcoat's Daughter (2017) · Sep 24, 2025
Significant Other
Significant Other (2022) · Sep 10, 2025
The Others
The Others (2001) · Aug 27, 2025
The Endless
The Endless (2017) · Aug 13, 2025
Saint Maud
Saint Maud (2020) · Aug 6, 2025
The Descent
The Descent (2005) · Jul 30, 2025
Don’t Breathe
Don't Breathe (2016) · Jul 16, 2025
Let Me In
Let Me In (2010) · Jul 9, 2025
Friday the 13th 2
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) · Jun 11, 2025
Barbarian
Barbarian (2022) · Jun 4, 2025
The Orphanage
The Orphanage (2007) · May 28, 2025
It Follows
It Follows (2015) · May 14, 2025
The Innocents
The Innocents (1961) · May 7, 2025
Nightmare on Elm Street
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) · Apr 30, 2025
One Cut of the Dead
One Cut of the Dead (2017) · Apr 23, 2025
Let the Right One In
Let the Right One In (2008) · Apr 10, 2025
Late Night with the Devil
Late Night with the Devil (2024) · Apr 2, 2025
History of the Occult
History of the Occult (2023) · Mar 26, 2025
Leprechaun 2
Leprechaun 2 (1994) · Mar 19, 2025
Drag Me to Hell
Drag Me to Hell (2009) · Mar 12, 2025
Doctor Sleep
Doctor Sleep (2019) · Feb 26, 2025
The Shining
The Shining (1980) · Feb 19, 2025
My Bloody Valentine
My Bloody Valentine (2009) · Feb 12, 2025
Treehouse
Treehouse (2019) · Feb 5, 2025
Lisa Frankenstein
Lisa Frankenstein (2024) · Jan 29, 2025
The Autopsy of Jane Doe
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016) · Jan 15, 2025
Santa’s Slay
Santa's Slay (2005) · Jan 1, 2025
The Advent Calendar
The Advent Calendar (2021) · Dec 25, 2024
All The Creatures Were Stirring
All the Creatures Were Stirring (2018) · Dec 18, 2024
Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th (1980) · Dec 11, 2024
Black Christmas
Black Christmas (1974) · Dec 4, 2024
Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving (2023) · Nov 27, 2024
Evil Dead II
Evil Dead II (1987) · Nov 13, 2024
Willy’s Wonderland
Willy's Wonderland (2021) · Nov 6, 2024
Halloween 2
Halloween II (1981) · Oct 30, 2024
Salem's Lot
Salem's Lot (2024) · Oct 23, 2024
The Passenger
The Passenger (2023) · Oct 16, 2024
The Poughkeepsie Tapes
The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007) · Sep 25, 2024
Thirteen Ghosts
Thir13en Ghosts (2001) · Sep 10, 2024
House of 1000 Corpses
House of 1000 Corpses (2003) · Sep 3, 2024
The Exorcism of Emily Rose
The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005) · Jul 30, 2024
There's Something Wrong With The Children
There's Something Wrong with the Children (2023) · Jul 23, 2024
Night Swim
Night Swim (2024) · Jul 16, 2024
The Woman in Black
The Woman in Black (2012) · Jul 9, 2024
Ghostwatch
Ghostwatch (1992) · Jun 18, 2024
The Clovehitch Killer
The Clovehitch Killer (2018) · Jun 11, 2024
Funny Games
Funny Games (2008) · Jun 4, 2024
The Invitation
The Invitation (2016) · May 28, 2024
The Invitation
The Invitation (2022) · May 28, 2024
Evil Things
Evil Things (2009) · May 21, 2024
Sister Death
Sister Death (2023) · Apr 23, 2024
Texas Chainsaw Massacre - 2022
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) · Apr 16, 2024
St. Agatha
St. Agatha (2018) · Apr 9, 2024
The Strangers
The Strangers (2008) · Apr 2, 2024
Leprechaun
Leprechaun (1993) · Mar 22, 2024
The Cabin in the Woods
The Cabin in the Woods (2012) · Mar 5, 2024
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) · Feb 13, 2024
Jennifer's Body
Jennifer's Body (2009) · Feb 6, 2024
Sea Fever
Sea Fever (2020) · Jan 30, 2024
The Boogeyman
The Boogeyman (2023) · Jan 23, 2024
Midsommar
Midsommar (2019) · Jan 16, 2024
The Lazarus Effect
The Lazarus Effect (2015) · Jan 9, 2024
The Children
The Children (2008) · Jan 2, 2024
It's a Wonderful Knife
It's a Wonderful Knife (2023) · Dec 26, 2023
The Lodge
The Lodge (2020) · Dec 19, 2023
Silent Night
Silent Night (2021) · Dec 12, 2023
Evil Dead
The Evil Dead (1981) · Nov 28, 2023
Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor
Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor (2023) · Nov 21, 2023
Hell House LLC Lake of Fire
Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire (2019) · Nov 14, 2023
The Fourth Kind
The Fourth Kind (2009) · Nov 7, 2023
Halloween
Halloween (1978) · Oct 31, 2023
Terrifier
Terrifier (2018) · Oct 10, 2023
Children of the Corn
Children of the Corn (1984) · Oct 3, 2023
Coherence
Coherence (2014) · Sep 12, 2023
Talk to Me
Talk to Me (2023) · Aug 8, 2023
Insidious: The Red Door
Insidious: The Red Door (2023) · Jul 25, 2023
Hell House LLC
Hell House LLC (2015) · Jun 21, 2023
Hereditary
Hereditary (2018) · Jun 13, 2023
Insidious
Insidious (2011) · May 30, 2023
Evil Dead Rise
Evil Dead Rise (2023) · May 16, 2023
Speak No Evil
Speak No Evil (2022) · May 2, 2023
Grave Encounters
Grave Encounters (2011) · Apr 18, 2023
Incantation
Incantation (2022) · Apr 4, 2023
Hell House LLC
Hell House LLC (2015) · Mar 14, 2023
Skinamarink
Skinamarink (2023) · Feb 21, 2023
The Cellar
The Cellar (2022) · Feb 7, 2023
Christmas Bloody Christmas
Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022) · Dec 27, 2022