Two film-loving friends devour entire franchises, tracing their theatrical rise, direct-to-video-fall, and occasional redemption. Banter, bits, and bad impressions follow.
Resident Evil (2002)
Resident Evil (2002) · Sep 7, 2026
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987) · Aug 30, 2026
Jaws 3-D (1983) (in stunning 2-D!)
Jaws 3-D (1983) · Aug 23, 2026
Jaws 2 (1978)
Jaws 2 (1978) · Aug 16, 2026
We're Not Done Talking Trek (Trekkies, Galaxy Quest, and The Captains) (with Rob McLay)
Galaxy Quest (1999) · Aug 2, 2026
Star Trek: Section 31 (2025) (with Rob McLay)
Star Trek: Section 31 (2025) · Jul 26, 2026
Star Trek Beyond (2016)
Star Trek Beyond (2016) · Jul 12, 2026
Toy Story 5 (2026)
Toy Story 5 (2026) · Jul 5, 2026
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) · Jun 29, 2026
Star Trek (2009) (with Nick Armstrong, Adam Bovoletis, and Sacha Kingston-Wayne)
Star Trek (2009) · Jun 14, 2026
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002) (with Max Bertram)
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002) · Jun 7, 2026
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998) · Jun 2, 2026
Star Trek: First Contact (1996) (with Joel Edmiston)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996) · May 17, 2026
Star Trek Generations (1994)
Star Trek: Generations (1994) · May 10, 2026
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) (with Jordan Seccareccia and Rob McLay)
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) · May 3, 2026
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989) (with Rob McLay)
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989) · Apr 26, 2026
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) (with Rob McLay)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) · Apr 19, 2026
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984)
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984) · Apr 12, 2026
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982) (with Jordan Seccareccia)
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982) · Apr 5, 2026
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) (feat. Jordan Seccareccia)
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) · Mar 22, 2026
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012) (with Mary Jane)
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012) · Mar 8, 2026
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011) (with Mary Jane)
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011) · Mar 1, 2026
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010)
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) · Feb 22, 2026
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) · Feb 10, 2026
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026) (with Leo Gertler)
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026) · Feb 1, 2026
Twilight (2008) (with Tito)
Twilight (2008) · Jan 25, 2026
Funny Games (1997)
Funny Games (1997) · Jan 11, 2026
Benny's Video (1992)
Benny's Video (1992) · Dec 31, 2025
The Seventh Continent (1989)
The Seventh Continent (1989) · Dec 21, 2025
The Two Jakes (1990)
The Two Jakes (1990) · Dec 14, 2025
Chinatown (1974)
Chinatown (1974) · Dec 7, 2025
Now You See Me: Now You Don't (2025)
Now You See Me: Now You Don't (2025) · Dec 2, 2025
Now You See Me 2 (2016)
Now You See Me 2 (2016) · Nov 23, 2025
Now You See Me (2013)
Now You See Me (2013) · Nov 16, 2025
An American Werewolf in Paris (1997) (with Joel Edmiston)
An American Werewolf in Paris (1997) · Nov 9, 2025
An American Werewolf in London (1981) (with Joel Edmiston)
An American Werewolf in London (1981) · Nov 2, 2025
Queen of the Damned (2002)
Queen of the Damned (2002) · Oct 19, 2025
Interview with the Vampire (1994) (with Jordan Seccareccia aka Dis Count's Discount Diss Count)
Interview with the Vampire (1994) · Oct 12, 2025
The Descent: Part 2 (2009)////The 50th Toronto International Film Festival
The Descent: Part 2 (2009) · Oct 5, 2025
The Descent (2005)///Charlie Kirk and 'cherubslayer123'
The Descent (2005) · Sep 28, 2025
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984) · Sep 14, 2025
I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)
I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025) · Sep 7, 2025
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006)
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006) · Aug 31, 2025
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) · Aug 24, 2025
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) · Aug 17, 2025
The Naked Gun (2025)
The Naked Gun (2025) · Aug 10, 2025
Jurassic World Rebirth (2025) (with Chris Moroz, Matthew Nicholson, and Maxim Gertler-Jaffe)
Jurassic World Rebirth (2025) · Aug 3, 2025
Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult
Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult (1994) · Jul 27, 2025
The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991)
The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear (1991) · Jul 20, 2025
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988) · Jul 13, 2025
28 Years Later (2025)
28 Years Later (2025) · Jul 6, 2025
28 Weeks Later (2007) (with Imogen Poots and Mackintosh Muggleton)
28 Weeks Later (2007) · Jun 29, 2025
28 Days Later (2002) (with Nick Armstrong, Adam Bovoletis, and Sacha Kingston-Wayne)
28 Days Later (2002) · Jun 15, 2025
Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning (2025) (with Rob McLay)
Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning (2025) · Jun 8, 2025
Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One (?) [the First of at least Two Reckonings]
Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One (2023) · Jun 1, 2025
Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018) (with Jordan Seccareccia)
Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018) · May 25, 2025
Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation (2015) (with Niko Block and Dr. Yuki)
Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation (2015) · May 18, 2025
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011)
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011) · May 11, 2025
Mission: Impossible III (2006) (with Devin Shears)
Mission: Impossible III (2006) · Apr 27, 2025
Mission: Impossible 2 (2000) (with Katherine Vienneau)
Mission: Impossible II (2000) · Apr 20, 2025
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Mission: Impossible (1996) · Apr 13, 2025
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966) (with Jordan Seccareccia)
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966) · Apr 6, 2025
For a Few Dollars More (1965) (with Max Bertram)
For a Few Dollars More (1965) · Mar 30, 2025
A Fistful of Dollars (1964)
A Fistful of Dollars (1964) · Mar 23, 2025
Lightyear (2022)
Lightyear (2022) · Mar 16, 2025
Toy Story 4 (2019)
Toy Story 4 (2019) · Mar 9, 2025
Toy Story 3 (2010)
Toy Story 3 (2010) · Feb 23, 2025
Toy Story 2 (1999) (with Valerie Keaton)
Toy Story 2 (1999) · Feb 16, 2025
Toy Story (1995)
Toy Story (1995) · Feb 9, 2025
Britannia Hospital (1983)
Britannia Hospital (1982) · Feb 4, 2025
O Lucky Man! (1973)///Oscar Nominations
O Lucky Man! (1973) · Jan 26, 2025
if.... (1968)////RIP David Lynch
if.... (1968) · Jan 22, 2025
Home Sweet Home Alone (2021)
Home Sweet Home Alone (2021) · Jan 14, 2025
Home Alone: The Holiday Heist (2012)
Home Alone: The Holiday Heist (2012) · Jan 6, 2025
Home Alone 4 (2002)// 9/11
Home Alone 4 (2002) · Dec 29, 2024
Home Alone 3 (1997)/Ben Farts on Mic
Home Alone 3 (1997) · Dec 23, 2024
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)//Luigi in New York
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) · Dec 15, 2024
Home Alone (1990)
Home Alone (1990) · Dec 8, 2024
Gladiator II (2024) [aka Badiator Poo]
Gladiator II (2024) · Dec 1, 2024
Gladiator (2000)
Gladiator (2000) · Nov 24, 2024
The Silence (1963)
The Silence (1963) · Nov 18, 2024
Winter Light (1963)
Winter Light (1963) · Nov 10, 2024
BOONUS: The Franchisees Halloween Special II (with Ben Bourgon)
High Tension (2003) · Nov 8, 2024
BOONUS: The Franchisees Halloween Special II (with Ben Bourgon)
Stigmata (1999) · Nov 8, 2024
BOONUS: The Franchisees Halloween Special II (with Ben Bourgon)
Black Sabbath (1963) · Nov 8, 2024
BOONUS: The Franchisees Halloween Special II (with Ben Bourgon)
The Boxer's Omen (1983) · Nov 8, 2024
BOONUS: The Franchisees Halloween Special II (with Ben Bourgon)
Häxan (1922) · Nov 8, 2024
Through a Glass Darkly (1961)
Through a Glass Darkly (1961) · Nov 3, 2024
The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) (2015) (with Katherine Vienneau) (feat. Dr. Yuki)
The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) (2015) · Oct 27, 2024
The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) (2011) (with Sam Edwards)
The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) (2011) · Oct 20, 2024
The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)
The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009) · Oct 13, 2024
Bad Boys for Life (2020)/Stop the Toronto Air Show
Bad Boys for Life (2020) · Sep 29, 2024
Bad Boys II (2003)/Caveh Zahedi is a Bad Boy Too
Bad Boys II (2003) · Sep 22, 2024
Bad Boys (1995)
Bad Boys (1995) · Sep 15, 2024
300: Rise of an Empire (2014)
300: Rise of an Empire (2014) · Sep 9, 2024
300 (2006) (with Katherine Vienneau)
300 (2007) · Sep 1, 2024
Alien: Romulus (2024) (feat. Generative AI CGI Jordan)
Alien: Romulus (2024) · Aug 25, 2024
Alien: Covenant (2017)
Alien: Covenant (2017) · Aug 18, 2024
Prometheus (2012)
Prometheus (2012) · Aug 11, 2024
Alien Resurrection (1997) (with Joel Edmiston)
Alien Resurrection (1997) · Aug 4, 2024
Alien (1979) (with Jordan Seccareccia)
Alien (1979) · Jul 14, 2024
Last Days (2005) (with Katherine Vienneau)
Last Days (2005) · Jul 7, 2024
Elephant (2003) (with Katherine Vienneau and Matthew Nicholson)
Elephant (2003) · Jun 30, 2024
Gerry (2002) (with Jerry Seinfeld, Gerry Dee, and Geri Halliwell)
Gerry (2002) · Jun 23, 2024
Super Size Me (2004)
Super Size Me (2004) · Jun 13, 2024
Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024) (with "Praetorian" Chantel)
Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024) · Jun 2, 2024
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) (with "Imperator" Chantel)
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) · May 27, 2024
BONUS: Unfrosted (2024) (with Gwen and Valerie)
Unfrosted (2024) · May 24, 2024
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) (with Zack "Mad Max Also" Kotzer)
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) · May 20, 2024
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981) (with Jordan 'Mad Max Rockatansky' Seccareccia)
Mad Max 2 (1981) · May 12, 2024
Mad Max (1979) (with 'Mad' Maxim Gertler-Jaffe)
Mad Max (1979) · May 7, 2024
The Christ Quadrilogy Part IV: Antichrist (2009)
Antichrist (2009) · Apr 28, 2024
The Christ Quadrilogy Part III: The Passion of the Christ (2004) (with Jordan Seccareccia and Katherine Vienneau)
The Passion of the Christ (2004) · Apr 21, 2024
The Christ Quadrilogy Part II: The Last Temptation of Christ (1988) (with Jordan Seccareccia and Lucas)
The Last Temptation of Christ (1988) · Apr 14, 2024
The Christ Quadrilogy Part I: Jesus Christ Superstar (1973) (with Devin Shears)
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973) · Apr 7, 2024
Ted 2 (2015)
Ted 2 (2015) · Mar 31, 2024
Dune: Part Two (2024) (with Alex Baigent)
Dune: Part Two (2024) · Mar 17, 2024
Dune (2021) [aka Dune: Part One] (with Aren Bergstrom)
Dune (2021) · Mar 10, 2024
BONUS Official Martin Scorsese Filmography Ranking BONUS
Taxi Driver (1976) · Mar 1, 2024
BONUS Official Martin Scorsese Filmography Ranking BONUS
Mean Streets (1973) · Mar 1, 2024
BONUS Official Martin Scorsese Filmography Ranking BONUS
GoodFellas (1990) · Mar 1, 2024
BONUS Official Martin Scorsese Filmography Ranking BONUS
Hugo (2011) · Mar 1, 2024
The Color of Money (1986)
The Color of Money (1986) · Feb 26, 2024
The Hustler (1961)
The Hustler (1961) · Feb 18, 2024
Jurassic World Dominion (2022) (with Rob McLay)
Jurassic World Dominion (2022) · Feb 11, 2024
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) (with Rob McLay)
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) · Feb 4, 2024
Jurassic World (2015)
Jurassic World (2015) · Jan 28, 2024
Jurassic Park III (2001)
Jurassic Park III (2001) · Jan 22, 2024
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) · Jan 15, 2024
Jurassic Park (1993) [aka Billy and the Cloneasaurus]
Jurassic Park (1993) · Jan 7, 2024
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) · Dec 31, 2023
Gremlins (1984)
Gremlins (1984) · Dec 24, 2023
Wonka (2023)/Jordan's Top Ten (with Jordan Seccareccia)
Wonka (2023) · Dec 18, 2023
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) · Dec 10, 2023
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971) · Dec 3, 2023
The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023) (with Mary Jane)
The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023) · Nov 26, 2023
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Parts 1 & 2 (2014-2015) (with Mary Jane)
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 (2014) · Nov 20, 2023
The Hunger Games (2012)/The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) (feat. Will Gertler)
The Hunger Games (2012) · Nov 12, 2023
Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021)/Everybody Hates Chris (with Joel Edmiston)
Spiral (2021) · Oct 22, 2023
Jigsaw (2017)
Jigsaw (2017) · Oct 15, 2023
Saw 3D (2010) [aka Saw: The Final Chapter aka Saw Se7en]
Saw 3D (2010) · Oct 8, 2023
Saw 6ix (2009) (with Katherine Vienneau and Devin Shears) (feat. Jigsaw Jesse)
Saw VI (2009) · Oct 1, 2023
Saw V (2008) (with Devin Shears)
Saw V (2008) · Sep 24, 2023
Saw III (2006) (with Katherine Vienneau)
Saw III (2006) · Sep 10, 2023
Saw II (2005)
Saw II (2005) · Sep 3, 2023
Saw (2004) (with Katherine Vienneau)
Saw (2004) · Aug 27, 2023
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023) · Aug 20, 2023
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)/Runnin' through the 6ix
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016) · Aug 13, 2023
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)/Physics, Oppenheimer, and the Wettest Rat in NYC (with Will Gertler)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) · Aug 6, 2023
TMNT (2007)/The Drew Barrymore Crop Super Smash Bros. Melee Barbenheimer Special
TMNT (2007) · Jul 30, 2023
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993) · Jul 23, 2023
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) (with Jeremy Gross)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) · Jul 9, 2023
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) · Jul 2, 2023
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) (with Paul)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) · Jun 25, 2023
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) (with Alex Shute)
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) · Jun 18, 2023
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) (with Sam Edwards)
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) · Jun 11, 2023
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) (with Sam Edwards)
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) · Jun 4, 2023
Shanghai Knights (2003) (with Jordan Seccareccia)
Shanghai Knights (2003) · May 28, 2023
Shanghai Noon (2000) (with Jordan Seccareccia)
Shanghai Noon (2000) · May 21, 2023
The Godfather Part III (1990)
The Godfather Part III (1990) · May 14, 2023
The Godfather Part II (1974) (with Aidan Payne)
The Godfather Part II (1974) · May 7, 2023
The Godfather (1972)
The Godfather (1972) · May 2, 2023
Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975) (with Irene Theo)
Arabian Nights (1974)
Arabian Nights (1974) · Apr 17, 2023
The Canterbury Tales (1972)
The Canterbury Tales (1972) · Apr 10, 2023
The Decameron (1971)
The Decameron (1971) · Apr 3, 2023
John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023) (with Joel Edmiston)
John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023) · Mar 26, 2023
John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019) (with Joel Edmiston)
John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019) · Mar 19, 2023
John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017) (with Marty)
John Wick: Chapter 2 (2017) · Mar 12, 2023
John Wick (2014) (with Marty)
John Wick (2014) · Mar 5, 2023
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Wayne's World 2 (1993) · Feb 26, 2023
Wayne's World (1992) (with Paul)
Wayne's World (1992) · Feb 19, 2023
Magic Mike's Last Dance (2023) Franchisees After Dark (with Katie)
Magic Mike's Last Dance (2023) · Feb 12, 2023
Magic Mike XXL (2015) Roundtable Discussion (with Mary Jane and Jesse)
Magic Mike XXL (2015) · Feb 5, 2023
Magic Mike (2012)
Magic Mike (2012) · Jan 29, 2023
Cop Out (2010) & Best Movies of 2022
Cop Out (2010) · Jan 22, 2023
A Good Day to Die Hard (2013)
A Good Day to Die Hard (2013) · Jan 15, 2023
Live Free or Die Hard (2007)
Live Free or Die Hard (2007) · Jan 8, 2023
Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995)
Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995) · Jan 1, 2023
Die Hard 2 (1990)
Die Hard 2 (1990) · Dec 24, 2022
Die Hard (1988)
Die Hard (1988) · Dec 18, 2022
ParaNorman (2012)
ParaNorman (2012) · Dec 12, 2022
Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin (2021)
Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin (2021) · Dec 5, 2022
Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015)
Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension (2015) · Nov 27, 2022
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014)
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014) · Nov 20, 2022
Paranormal Activity 4 (2012)
Paranormal Activity 4 (2012) · Nov 14, 2022
Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)
Paranormal Activity 3 (2011) · Nov 7, 2022
Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)
Paranormal Activity 2 (2010) · Oct 28, 2022
Paranormal Activity (2007)
Paranormal Activity (2007) · Oct 24, 2022