Join hosts Kelham Metcalf and Thomas Stimpson as they stumble through the world of cinema. From garbage to gold and everything in between, these life-long friends are here to remind you that sometimes it's okay to not know anything.
Unqualified Observers #196: Predator Badlands
Predator: Badlands (2025) · Mar 3, 2026
Unqualified Observers #195: Father of the Bride (1991)
Father of the Bride (1991) · Jan 16, 2026
Unqualified Observers #194: I'll Be Home For Christmas (with special guest Collin Miller)
I'll Be Home for Christmas (1998) · Jan 2, 2026
Unqualified Observers #192: Rushmore
Rushmore (1998) · Dec 7, 2025
Unqualified Observers #191: High and Low (1963)
High and Low (1963) · Nov 21, 2025
Unqualified Observers #190: Talk to Me (2022)
Talk to Me (2022) · Aug 6, 2025
Unqualified Observers #188: The Wash (with special guests Chris and Reg!)
The Wash (2001) · Jun 20, 2025
Unqualified Observers #186: The Transporter
The Transporter (2002) · May 30, 2025
Unqualified Observers #185: Only Lovers Left Alive
Only Lovers Left Alive (2013) · May 21, 2025
Unqualified Observers #184: The Royal Tenenbaums
The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) · May 10, 2025
Unqualified Observers #183: Pokémon the Movie 2000 (with Collin Miller)
Pokémon the Movie 2000 (1999) · May 1, 2025
Unqualified Observers #182: The Dead Don't Die (2019)
The Dead Don't Die (2019) · Apr 6, 2025
Unqualified Observers #180: Major League (1989)
Major League (1989) · Mar 12, 2025
Unqualified Observers #178: Moon (2009)
Moon (2009) · Feb 14, 2025
Unqualified Observers #177: Blue Velvet
Blue Velvet (1986) · Feb 4, 2025
Unqualified Observers #176: When Harry Met Sally
When Harry Met Sally... (1989) · Jan 17, 2025
Unqualified Observers #175: The Lord of the Rings (1978)
The Lord of the Rings (1978) · Jan 5, 2025
Unqualified Observers #174: The Substance (2024)
The Substance (2024) · Dec 21, 2024
Unqualified Observers #173: Frequency (2000)
Frequency (2000) · Dec 8, 2024
Unqualified Observers #172: Don't Move
Don't Move (2024) · Nov 23, 2024
Unqualified Observers #171: The Night of the Hunter (1955)
The Night of the Hunter (1955) · Nov 9, 2024
Unqualified Observers #170: Suitable Flesh
Suitable Flesh (2023) · Oct 29, 2024
Unqualified Observers #169: Maxxxine
MaXXXine (2024) · Oct 23, 2024
Unqualified Observers #168: Legend (1985)
Legend (1985) · Oct 11, 2024
Unqualified Observers #167: Field of Dreams (1989)
Field of Dreams (1989) · Oct 5, 2024
Unqualified Observers #166: Starve Acre
Starve Acre (2024) · Sep 24, 2024
Unqualified Observers #165: Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988)
Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988) · Sep 13, 2024
Unqualified Observers #164: Beetlejuice (1988)
Beetlejuice (1988) · Sep 5, 2024
Unqualified Observers #163: Inspector Gadget (1999)
Inspector Gadget (1999) · Aug 30, 2024
Unqualified Observers #161: Something in the Dirt
Something in the Dirt (2022) · Aug 14, 2024
Unqualified Observers #160: Godzilla Minus One
Godzilla Minus One (2023) · Aug 4, 2024
Unqualified Observers #159: Twister
Twister (1996) · Jul 28, 2024
Unqualified Observers #158: Sharknado (with special guest Collin Miller)
Sharknado (2013) · Jul 19, 2024
Unqualified Observers #157: Pearl
Pearl (2022) · Jul 13, 2024
Unqualified Observers #156: I Saw the TV Glow
I Saw the TV Glow (2024) · Jul 1, 2024
Unqualified Observers #155: BlacKkKlansman
BlacKkKlansman (2018) · Jun 23, 2024
Unqualified Observers #154: The Iron Claw
The Iron Claw (2023) · Jun 14, 2024
Unqualified Observers #153: Late Night with the Devil
Late Night with the Devil (2024) · Jun 8, 2024
Unqualified Observers #152: X (with special guest David Dimarkus))
X (2022) · Jun 2, 2024
Unqualified Observers #151: Hundreds of Beavers
Hundreds of Beavers (2024) · May 25, 2024
Unqualified Observers #150: The Beekeeper
The Beekeeper (2024) · May 16, 2024
Unqualified Observers #149: Monkey Man (2024)
Monkey Man (2024) · May 8, 2024
Unqualified Observers #147: Coherence (2013)
Coherence (2014) · Apr 28, 2024
Unqualified Observers #146: Annihilation and Invincible Episode 16
Annihilation (2018) · Apr 21, 2024
Unqualified Observers #145: The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot and Invincible Episode 15
The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot (2019) · Apr 12, 2024
Unqualified Observers #144: Vesper (2022) and Invincible Episode 14
Vesper (2022) · Apr 6, 2024
Unqualified Observers #143: Road House (2024) and Invincible Episode 13
Road House (2024) · Mar 27, 2024
Unqualified Observers #142: Eega (2012)
Eega (2012) · Mar 23, 2024
Unqualified Observers #141: Oppenheimer
Oppenheimer (2023) · Mar 15, 2024
Unqualified Observers #140: Upgrade
Upgrade (2018) · Mar 8, 2024
Unqualified Observers #139: The Five Heartbeats (with Guests Chris and Reg!)
The Five Heartbeats (1991) · Mar 1, 2024
Unqualified Observers #138: Dog Soldiers (with Guest Collin Miller)
Dog Soldiers (2002) · Feb 23, 2024
Unqualified Observers #137: The Wedding Singer
The Wedding Singer (1998) · Feb 16, 2024
Unqualified Observers #136: El Conde
El Conde (2023) · Feb 10, 2024
Unqualified Observers #135: Synchronic
Synchronic (2020) · Feb 2, 2024
Unqualified Observers #133: Crank (2006)
Crank (2006) · Jan 19, 2024
Unqualified Observers #132: Dream Scenario
Dream Scenario (2023) · Jan 12, 2024
Unqualified Observers #131: Fargo (1996)
Fargo (1996) · Jan 6, 2024
Unqualified Observers #130: Barbie
Barbie (2023) · Dec 29, 2023
Unqualified Observers #129: One Magic Christmas
One Magic Christmas (1985) · Dec 22, 2023
Unqualified Observers #128: They Live (1988)
They Live (1988) · Dec 14, 2023
Unqualified Observers #127: The Endless and Invincible Episode 12
The Endless (2017) · Dec 8, 2023
Unqualified Observers #126: Her (2013) and Invincible Episode 11
Her (2013) · Dec 1, 2023
Unqualified Observers #125: Thankskilling and Invincible Episode 10
ThanksKilling (2008) · Nov 24, 2023
Unqualified Observers #122: An American Werewolf in London (1981)
An American Werewolf in London (1981) · Nov 2, 2023
Unqualified Observers #121: Braindead/Dead Alive (1992)
Braindead (1992) · Oct 26, 2023
Unqualified Observers #120: The Blackening
The Blackening (2023) · Oct 19, 2023
Unqualified Observers #119: The Creator (2023)
The Creator (2023) · Oct 12, 2023
Unqualified Observers #118: The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022) · Oct 7, 2023
Unqualified Observers #116: Murder on the Orient Express (2017)
Murder on the Orient Express (2017) · Sep 20, 2023
Unqualified Observers #115: Red Dawn (1984)
Red Dawn (1984) · Sep 13, 2023
Unqualified Observers #114: Remember the Titans
Remember the Titans (2000) · Sep 7, 2023
Unqualified Observers #113: A Knight's Tale
A Knight's Tale (2001) · Sep 1, 2023
Unqualified Observers #112: Over the Top
Over the Top (1987) · Aug 24, 2023
Unqualified Observers #111: Hot Rod
Hot Rod (2007) · Aug 17, 2023
Unqualified Observers #110: They Cloned Tyrone
They Cloned Tyrone (2023) · Aug 9, 2023
Unqualified Observers #109: 2 Fast 2 Furious
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) · Aug 3, 2023
Unqualified Observers #108: Asteroid City
Asteroid City (2023) · Jul 26, 2023
Unqualified Observers #107: Beverly Hills Cop
Beverly Hills Cop (1984) · Jul 20, 2023
Unqualified Observers #106: Top Gun
Top Gun (1986) · Jul 12, 2023
Unqualified Observers #105: Piranha 3D (with special guest Collin Miller)
Piranha 3D (2010) · Jul 5, 2023
Unqualified Observers #104: Point Break (1991)
Point Break (1991) · Jun 28, 2023
Unqualified Observers #103: Knocked Up
Knocked Up (2007) · Jun 22, 2023
Unqualified Observers #102: Thunderball with Special Guest Collin Miller!
Thunderball (1965) · Jun 14, 2023
Unqualified Observers #101: Die Hard
Die Hard (1988) · Jun 7, 2023
Unqualified Observers #100: The Velocipastor
The VelociPastor (2018) · May 31, 2023
Unqualified Observers #99: The Fast and the Furious (2001)
The Fast and the Furious (2001) · May 24, 2023
Unqualified Observers #98: Road House
Road House (1989) · May 17, 2023
Unqualified Observers #97: Mid90s
mid90s (2018) · May 10, 2023
Unqualified Observers #96: Demolition Man (1993)
Demolition Man (1993) · May 3, 2023
Unqualified Observers #95: Dungeons and Dragons Honor Among Thieves
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) · Apr 27, 2023
Unqualified Observers #94: Garden State
Garden State (2004) · Apr 20, 2023
Unqualified Observers #93: Scott Pilgrim vs The World
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) · Apr 12, 2023
Unqualified Observers #92: Cocaine Bear
Cocaine Bear (2023) · Apr 6, 2023
Unqualified Observers #91: Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) · Mar 30, 2023
Unqualified Observers #90: Arrival (2016)
Arrival (2016) · Mar 22, 2023
Unqualified Observers #89: The Banshees of Inisherin and Oscar Reactions
The Banshees of Inisherin (2022) · Mar 16, 2023
Unqualified Observers #87: Ford v Ferrari
Ford v Ferrari (2019) · Mar 1, 2023
Unqualified Observers #86: Stalker (1979)
Stalker (1979) · Feb 23, 2023
Unqualified Observers #85: Batman and Robin with Special Guest Collin Miller
Alias Batman and Robin (1991) · Feb 16, 2023
Unqualified Observers #84: Ran (1985)
Ran (1985) · Feb 9, 2023
Unqualified Observers #83: Predestination (2014)
Predestination (2014) · Feb 1, 2023
Unqualified Observers #82: Almost Famous
Almost Famous (2000) · Jan 25, 2023
Unqualified Observers #80: Dave Made a Maze
Dave Made a Maze (2017) · Jan 12, 2023
Unqualified Observers #79: Bloodsport (1988)
Bloodsport (1988) · Jan 5, 2023
Unqualified Observers #77: Mystery Men with Special Guest Reg! from Stimpson Ain't Easy
Mystery Men (1999) · Dec 22, 2022
Unqualified Observers #75: The Mummy (1999)
The Mummy (1999) · Dec 8, 2022
Unqualified Observers #74: Miami Connection (1987)
Miami Connection (1987) · Dec 1, 2022
Unqualified Observers #73: Batman: The Mask of the Phantasm
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993) · Nov 23, 2022
Unqualified Observers #72: WolfCop (2014)
WolfCop (2014) · Nov 17, 2022
Unqualified Observers #71: Constantine (2005) with Special Guest Collin Miller!
Constantine (2005) · Nov 10, 2022
Unqualified Observers #70: V for Vendetta with Special Guest Reg! from Stimpson Ain't Easy
V for Vendetta (2006) · Nov 3, 2022
Unqualified Observers #69: Nope (2022) Spoiler Discussion and Review
Nope (2022) · Oct 26, 2022
Unqualified Observers #68: Outlander (2008) with Special Guest Collin Miller
Outlander (2008) · Oct 19, 2022
Unqualified Observers #67: Mandy (2018)
Mandy (2018) · Oct 12, 2022
Unqualified Observers #66: Booksmart
Booksmart (2019) · Oct 6, 2022
Unqualified Observers #65: Moonfall with Guests Joey Von Otto and Aster Graves
Moonfall (2022) · Sep 28, 2022
Unqualified Observers #64: Office Space (1999)
Office Space (1999) · Sep 21, 2022
Unqualified Observers #63: Mallrats (1995)
Mallrats (1995) · Sep 14, 2022
Unqualified Observers #62: The Phantom (1996)
The Phantom (1996) · Sep 7, 2022
Unqualified Observers #61: Live and Let Die (1973) with Special Guests Collin Miller and Seth Vermilyea
Live and Let Die (1973) · Sep 1, 2022
Unqualified Observers #60: Superbad (2007) with Special Guest Payden Collins
Superbad (2007) · Aug 24, 2022
Unqualified Observers #59: Prey (2022) with Special Guest Collin Miller
Prey (2022) · Aug 17, 2022
Unqualified Observers #58: Moonraker (1979) with Special Guest Collin Miller!
Moonraker (1979) · Aug 10, 2022
Unqualified Observers #57: Spree (2020)
Spree (2020) · Aug 3, 2022
Unqualified Observers #54: RRR Discussion and Review
RRR (2022) · Jul 13, 2022
Unqualified Observers #51: Starship Troopers with Special Guest Collin Miller
Starship Troopers (1997) · Jun 22, 2022
Unqualified Observers #49: Everything, Everywhere, All At Once (with special guests David Dimarkus and Payden Collins)
Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) · Jun 8, 2022
Unqualified Observers #48: Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite (2004) · Jun 1, 2022
Unqualified Observers #47: Scarface (1983) with Special Guests Reg! and Playmaker from Stimpson Ain't Easy
Scarface (1983) · May 25, 2022
Unqualified Observers #46: Defending Your Life
Defending Your Life (1991) · May 18, 2022
Unqualified Observers #44: Donnie Brasco
Donnie Brasco (1997) · May 5, 2022
Unqualified Observers #43: Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Conan the Barbarian (1982) · Apr 27, 2022
Unqualified Observers #42: Pig (2021) with Special Guest David Dimarkus
Pig (2021) · Apr 20, 2022
Unqualified Observers #41: Flubber and Best Bruce Willis Movies with Guest Collin Miller
Flubber (1997) · Apr 12, 2022
Unqualified Observers #40: Highlander 2 - The Quickening
Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) · Apr 6, 2022
Unqualified Observers #38: Kelham's Trip to Texas and Spider-Man No Way Home
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) · Mar 24, 2022
Unqualified Observers #37: The Batman (2022) Discussion with Special Guest Collin Miller
The Batman (2022) · Mar 16, 2022
Unqualified Observers #36: Highlander (1986) Discussion and Kelham's Elden Ring Update
Highlander (1986) · Mar 9, 2022
Unqualified Observers #31: No Country for Old Men Discussion
No Country for Old Men (2007) · Feb 2, 2022
Unqualified Observers #28: No Time to Die Spoiler Discussion
No Time to Die (2021) · Jan 12, 2022
Unqualified Observers #27: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) · Jan 5, 2022
Unqualified Observers #26: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Part 2
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) · Dec 29, 2021
Unqualified Observers #24: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Part 1
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) · Dec 15, 2021
Unqualified Observers #23: The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Part 2
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) · Dec 8, 2021
Unqualified Observers #22: The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Part 1
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) · Dec 1, 2021
Unqualified Observers #21: The Harder They Fall Discussion and Spoiler Review, Plus some Lord of the Rings Talk
The Harder They Fall (2021) · Nov 24, 2021
Unqualified Observers #20: The Breakfast Club Discussion and Spoiler Review
The Breakfast Club (1985) · Nov 17, 2021
Unqualified Observers #19: Parasite (2019) Breakdown, Discussion, and Spoiler Review
Parasite (2019) · Nov 10, 2021
Unqualified Observers #18: Dune (2021) Spoiler Review and Discussion
Dune (2021) · Nov 3, 2021
Unqualified Observers #15: Tucker and Dale vs Evil Review
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010) · Oct 13, 2021
Unqualified Observers #14: Halloween Nostalgia and Beyond the Black Rainbow Review
Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010) · Oct 6, 2021
Unqualified Observers #13: Get Out Spoiler Review
Get Out (2017) · Sep 29, 2021
Unqualified Observers #12: The Void Spoiler Review
The Void (2016) · Sep 23, 2021
Unqualified Observers #11: Rebecca (1940) Spoiler Review
Rebecca (1940) · Sep 16, 2021
Unqualified Observers #10: Psycho Goreman Spoiler Review
PG: Psycho Goreman (2020) · Sep 8, 2021
Unqualified Observers #9: Candyman (1992) Spoiler Review
Candyman (1992) · Sep 1, 2021
Unqualified Observers #8: The Green Knight Spoiler Review
The Green Knight (2021) · Aug 25, 2021
Unqualified Observers #6: Fear Street 1666 Spoiler Review
Fear Street: 1666 (2021) · Aug 11, 2021
Unqualified Observers #5: Fear Street 1978 Spoiler Review
Fear Street: 1978 (2021) · Aug 4, 2021
Unqualified Observers #2: Bo Burnham Inside Review
Bo Burnham: Inside (2021) · Jul 15, 2021