Join Steph & Jess, two cousins/besties revisiting the films that raised us- with a soft spot for the "holy trinity": horror, sci-fi and fantasy. Expect childhood favorites, wild tangents, and all the VHS era feels.
Wild America: Horses, Gators and Bears: Oh My!
Wild America (1997) · Sep 8, 2026
Cujo: F*ck You, Dog
Cujo (1983) · Aug 25, 2026
Black Dog: One Last Load..of Commodes
Black Dog (1998) · Aug 11, 2026
Underwater: Let's Light This Sh*t Up
Underwater (2020) · Jul 28, 2026
Sphere: Norman is a Flip Floppin Lil B*tch
Sphere (1998) · Jul 14, 2026
Stop! That! Train! : Airplane! on a Train!
Stop! That! Train! (2026) · Jun 23, 2026
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil: Meh
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil (1997) · May 26, 2026
Eve's Bayou: Quintessential Southern Gothic Storytelling
Eve's Bayou (1997) · May 12, 2026
Frequency: Sci Fi-Fantasy-True Crime Lite
Frequency (2000) · Apr 28, 2026
Time Cop: Time Machines and Machine Guns
Timecop (1994) · Apr 14, 2026
The Cable Guy: It's Just Skin, Steven
The Cable Guy (1996) · Mar 24, 2026
The Lighthouse: Ye Keep Doing That, Ye Gonna Go Blind
The Lighthouse (2019) · Mar 10, 2026
City of Angels: They See You When You're Sleeping..and You Know
City of Angels (1998) · Feb 24, 2026
Brokeback Mountain: Stemming the Rose @>-;--
Brokeback Mountain (2005) · Feb 10, 2026
Signs: Old Mcdonald Had a Firearm
Signs (2002) · Jan 27, 2026
War of the Worlds: No Robbie, Not Like Europe
War of the Worlds (2025) · Jan 13, 2026
Miracle on 34th Street: You're Literally Sucking the Magic Out of It
Miracle on 34th Street (1994) · Dec 30, 2025
Christmas With the Kranks: The Spirit of Peer Pressure
Christmas with the Kranks (2004) · Dec 16, 2025
Willow: There and Back Again, A Nelwyn's Tale
Willow (1988) · Nov 18, 2025
Sinners: Vampires on the Side
Sinners (2025) · Oct 21, 2025
Blade: Open Season on Suckheads
Blade (1998) · Oct 7, 2025
Death of a Unicorn: Billionaire Ass Kisser
Death of a Unicorn (2025) · Aug 26, 2025
Powder: Waste of a Good Goldblum
Powder (1995) · Aug 12, 2025
Red Dawn: I Wish A Russian Would
Red Dawn (1984) · Jul 22, 2025
The War: Bowl Full of Sh*t
The War (1994) · Jul 8, 2025
Analyze This: You Couldn't Treat a Two Cell Amoeba
Analyze This (1999) · May 20, 2025
The Swan Princess: Honk Honk B*tch
The Swan Princess (1994) · Apr 22, 2025
A Troll in Central Park: It Feels Delicious to Be So Vicious
A Troll in Central Park (1994) · Apr 8, 2025
The Last Deal: Mission From God; Featuring Interview with Jonathan Salemi
The Last Deal (2023) · Mar 25, 2025
Inherent Vice: Stoner Detective Extraordinaire
Inherent Vice (2014) · Mar 11, 2025
The Mothman Prophecies: And He Went Squeee All the Way Home
The Mothman Prophecies (2002) · Feb 18, 2025
Arachnophobia: That's Right, I'm Bad
Arachnophobia (1990) · Feb 4, 2025
The Faculty: I'm a Contradiction
The Faculty (1998) · Jan 28, 2025
Twilight Saga: Eclipse; TwatSaga
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) · Jan 21, 2025
Alien: Resurrection: I'm Not the Man With Whom to F**k
Alien Resurrection (1997) · Jan 14, 2025
The Twilight Saga: New Moon; TITSOANGJ
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) · Jan 7, 2025
Twilight: TITSOAK
Twilight (2008) · Dec 25, 2024
Ravenous: Eat Me or Die
Ravenous (1999) · Dec 24, 2024
Living Dead Girl: Vampire Erotica?
The Living Dead Girl (1982) · Dec 10, 2024
Eat Pray Love: I Can Hear Dolphins Clapping
Eat Pray Love (2010) · Nov 26, 2024
Simply Irresistible : Au Revoir D*ckhead!
Simply Irresistible (1999) · Nov 12, 2024
The Birds: You Wanna Hear the Most Annoying Sound in the World?
The Birds (1963) · Oct 29, 2024
13 Ghosts : Goats? Ghosts!
13 Ghosts (1960) · Oct 15, 2024
Mr Monk's Last Case: A Howdunnit Tale with a Side of Depression
Mr. Monk's Last Case: A Monk Movie (2023) · Oct 1, 2024
Frailty: Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory With the Lead Pipe
Frailty (2002) · Sep 17, 2024
Trap: Meet the Husband
Trap (2024) · Sep 11, 2024
Stigmata: Jesus Possession?
Stigmata (1999) · Sep 3, 2024
The Man in the Iron Mask: Where Does the Assh*le Streak Come From?
The Man in the Iron Mask (1998) · Aug 20, 2024
LongLegs: Hail Satan
Longlegs (2024) · Aug 19, 2024
The Beach: Paradise Lost...To Humans
The Beach (2000) · Aug 6, 2024
The Final Girls: Chops Her A** Up On a Waterbed
The Final Girls (2015) · Jul 23, 2024
I Know What You Did Last Summer: I'm Gonna Hook You!
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) · Jul 9, 2024
Reality Bites: What's Your Glitch?
Reality Bites (1994) · May 28, 2024
Girl, Interrupted: Eat In Chicken
Girl, Interrupted (1999) · May 14, 2024
Run Lola Run: Cuckoo's Egg
Run Lola Run (1998) · Apr 30, 2024
The Deep House: Send in the Drone
The Deep House (2021) · Apr 16, 2024
Man Bites Dog: Work Small Reap Big
Man Bites Dog (1992) · Apr 2, 2024
Across the Universe: Feet Down Below His Knees
Across the Universe (2007) · Mar 5, 2024
Dragonheart: The Peasants Are Revolting
DragonHeart (1996) · Feb 20, 2024
Reign of Fire: Personally You Disgust Me
Reign of Fire (2002) · Feb 6, 2024
Predator 2: B.O and BBQ
Predator 2 (1990) · Jan 23, 2024
Aliens: Arcturian Poontang
Aliens (1986) · Jan 9, 2024
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 Minisode
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011) · Dec 31, 2023
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 Minisode
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010) · Dec 30, 2023
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Minisode
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) · Dec 29, 2023
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Minisode
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) · Dec 28, 2023
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Minisode
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) · Dec 27, 2023
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Minisode
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) · Dec 26, 2023
Barbie Minisode
Barbie (2023) · Dec 26, 2023
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Minisode
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) · Dec 25, 2023
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: Not Slytherin
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (2001) · Dec 19, 2023
Batman Returns: Cirque De Batman
Batman Returns (1992) · Dec 5, 2023
Ghostbusters: Afterlife Minisode
Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021) · Nov 28, 2023
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion: Let's Fold Scarves!
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997) · Nov 21, 2023
Swamp Thing: Only When I Laugh
Swamp Thing (1982) · Oct 24, 2023
Pumpkinhead: Run its Course
Pumpkinhead (1988) · Oct 10, 2023
Encino Man: Wheeze The Juice
Encino Man (1992) · Sep 26, 2023
Monkeybone: Back in the Pack!
Monkeybone (2001) · Sep 12, 2023
Jawbreaker: Peachy F!!kin Keen
Jawbreaker (1999) · Aug 29, 2023
Rock 'N' Roll High School: Eating Chicken Vindaloo
Rock 'n' Roll High School (1979) · Aug 15, 2023
Now and Then: Trash Mouths
Now and Then (1995) · Aug 1, 2023
A League of Their Own: Piss On Your Hat
A League of Their Own (1992) · Jul 18, 2023
Independence Day: Light the Fires, Big Daddy
Independence Day (1996) · Jul 11, 2023
The Meg: You Ask It Out For Dinner
The Meg (2018) · Jun 27, 2023
Deep Blue Sea: Like a Shark's Fin
Deep Blue Sea (1999) · Jun 13, 2023
A Knight's Tale: I Will Fong You
A Knight's Tale (2001) · May 30, 2023
Fried Green Tomatoes: Machine Gun Their Genitals
Fried Green Tomatoes (1991) · May 16, 2023
Ink: Something's Gotta Stop the Flow
Ink (2009) · May 2, 2023
Leprechaun: Where's Me Gold?
Leprechaun (1993) · Apr 18, 2023
Face/Off: Ready for the Big Ride Baby
Face/Off (1997) · Apr 4, 2023
Mandy: Cheddar Goblin
Mandy (2018) · Mar 21, 2023
Gone in 60 Seconds: Let's Ride
Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000) · Mar 7, 2023
Poison Ivy: You're Not My Mom!
Poison Ivy (1992) · Feb 21, 2023
Single White Female: Twinning
Single White Female (1992) · Feb 7, 2023
Men in Black: Milk Suckers
Men in Black (1997) · Jan 24, 2023
Star Trek First Contact: Assimilate This!
Star Trek: First Contact (1996) · Jan 10, 2023
Bridget Jones's Diary: Ham Fisted C!!t
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001) · Dec 27, 2022
Chocolat: A Sly Wind Blew In...
Chocolat (2000) · Dec 13, 2022
The Beautician and The Beast: Rays Today, Raisins Tomorrow
The Beautician and the Beast (1997) · Nov 29, 2022
Turkey Day Special: Planes Trains And Automobiles
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) · Nov 24, 2022
Practical Magic: The Sister Connection
Practical Magic (1998) · Nov 15, 2022
30 Days of Night: I Can Smell Your Blood
30 Days of Night (2007) · Oct 18, 2022
The Craft: We are the Weirdos, Mister
The Craft (1996) · Oct 4, 2022
Strangeland: First You Dream, Then You Die.
Strangeland (1998) · Sep 20, 2022
The Descent: I'm an English teacher, not f'ing Tomb Raider.
The Descent (2005) · Sep 6, 2022
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Capricorn's Ruled by Saturn
The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1995) · Aug 23, 2022
The Big Lebowski: F*ck It, Dude, Let's Go Bowling
The Big Lebowski (1998) · Aug 9, 2022
Speed: Pop Quiz, Hotshot.
Speed (1994) · Jul 26, 2022
Mission: Impossible - Your mission, should you choose to accept it
Mission: Impossible (1996) · Jul 12, 2022
Predator: Get to the choppah!
Predator (1987) · Jun 14, 2022
Wild Wild West: No More Mr. Knife Guy
Wild Wild West (1999) · May 31, 2022
Twister, Moo!
Twister (1996) · May 17, 2022
The First Wives Club: It's the 90's, dammit.
The First Wives Club (1996) · May 3, 2022
The Fifth Element: Do you want some more?
The Fifth Element (1997) · Apr 19, 2022
8 Heads in a Duffel Bag: Get ready for cut-throat comedy!
8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997) · Apr 5, 2022
Anaconda: If you can't breathe, you can't scream...
Anaconda (1997) · Mar 23, 2022
Pilot Episode 00: Event Horizon
Event Horizon (1997) · Feb 22, 2022