This is not a Harry Potter podcast, but instead, a podcast about everything else viewed through the lens of Harry Potter. We take characters from pop-culture media and, through the power of character analysis, decide which Hogwarts house they would be sorted into. Inbetween the jokes, that is
"It's kind of a shōnen" - Scott Pilgrim: Sorted
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) · Jun 29, 2022
"Get a gecko!" - Jurassic Park: Sorted
Jurassic Park (1993) · Apr 20, 2022
"Cartoons wear uniforms" - The Simpsons: Sorted
The Simpsons Movie (2007) · Mar 23, 2022
"The Singing Potato"- Encanto: Sorted
Encanto (2021) · Mar 9, 2022
"Behold, my Llamainator!" - The Emperor's New Groove: Sorted
The Emperor's New Groove (2000) · Jan 12, 2022
"Nandor Evil Incorporated" - What We Do in the Shadows: Sorted
What We Do in the Shadows (2014) · Dec 29, 2021
"Naughty, nice, brave, and smart" - Elf: Sorted
Elf (2003) · Dec 15, 2021
"Kermit shot first" - The Muppets: Sorted
The Muppets (2011) · Dec 1, 2021
"Little murder tin cans" - Doctor Who: Sorted
Doctor Who (1996) · Sep 29, 2021
"What does it cun?" - Lord of the Rings: Sorted
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) · Sep 1, 2021
"He's very thinking" - Knives Out: Sorted
Knives Out (2019) · Aug 18, 2021
"Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's hypnotism" - Demon Slayer: Sorted
"Don't think about Toy Story" - Toy Story: Sorted
Toy Story (1995) · May 26, 2021
"My love is like love" - The Princess Bride: Sorted
The Princess Bride (1987) · Feb 17, 2021
"No morphers for transphobes!" - Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Sorted
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) · Nov 11, 2020
"What's a slang?" - Back to the Future: Sorted
Back to the Future (1985) · Sep 2, 2020
"Resolve Cthulu!" - Digimon Adventure: Sorted
Digimon Adventure (1999) · Aug 5, 2020
"The Scooby-Dooniverse" - Scoob!: Sorted
Scoob! (2020) · Jun 10, 2020
"Do bats have boobs?" - Sonic the Hedgehog: Sorted
Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) · Mar 18, 2020
"Some kind of bird noise" - Stardust: Sorted
Stardust (2007) · Feb 5, 2020
"Shout out to my miscellaneous homies!" - Frozen: Sorted
Frozen (2013) · Jan 8, 2020
"Shout out to my miscellaneous homies!" - Frozen: Sorted
Frozen II (2019) · Jan 8, 2020
Christmas Special Actually - Love Actually: Sorted
Love Actually (2003) · Dec 18, 2019
"A thrift shopping, time-traveling fiance" - Mario Bros: Sorted
Super Mario Bros. (1993) · Dec 4, 2019
"F*** You, Joss Whedon" - Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Sorted
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) · Oct 23, 2019
"Your dog's opinion is valid" - Into the Spider-Verse: Sorted
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) · Jul 17, 2019
"Everyone has seen Shrek!" - Shrek: Sorted
Shrek (2001) · Jun 19, 2019