Split Happens is a movie podcast hosted by sisters, Katrina Porter and Anna Serene. Each episode we fully synopsize and discuss a movie both of us love and one of us gets to defend the movie, while the other has to attack it.
Ice Castles: Eyes of Love Probably Won't Help You See the Flowers Either
Ice Castles (1978) · Apr 19, 2025
Strange Brew: It's Like...Canadian Hamlet, eh?
Strange Brew (1983) · Apr 10, 2025
Anaconda: We Also Don't Want None...of This Movie
Anaconda (1997) · Apr 1, 2025
Dune (1984): Sand Worms & Battle Pugs & Weird Sweaty Naked Sting...Oh My, Indeed.
Dune (1984) · Mar 30, 2025
Toy Story: Oh Great...Now We Gotta Deal With Sentient Toys
Toy Story (1995) · Mar 20, 2025
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: Indiana Getting Love From His Distant Father is the Real Holy Grail
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) · Mar 13, 2025
Jurassic Park: (disclaimer: some park guests not guaranteed to leave the park alive)
Jurassic Park (1993) · Mar 5, 2025
Snatch: Of Course I Like Dags. Everyone Likes Dags.
Snatch (2000) · Nov 21, 2024
Bugsy Malone: We Coulda Been Anything That We Wanted to Be…Like a Singing, Pie-Throwing, Child Mafiaso
Bugsy Malone (1976) · Nov 14, 2024
Trick or Treat (1986): Okay Fine, He's a Dead, Evil Murderer...but he Dances Like an Angel and his Song is a Bop
Trick or Treat (1986) · Nov 1, 2024
Frailty: Swinging Axes and Burying Demons for Jesus
Frailty (2002) · Oct 23, 2024
Child's Play: Sure He's a Murderous Doll, but No One Can Say Chucky Isn't At Least Friendly-ish
Child's Play (1988) · Oct 17, 2024
Critters: Man, the '80s Really Cornered the Market for Small Killer Creatures
Critters (1986) · Oct 10, 2024
Volunteers: I Guess the Title 'Finding Love and Compassion Whilst Battling the CIA, Communists, and a War Lord for Control of a Newly Built Bridge in Thailand' Was Already Taken
Volunteers (1985) · Sep 26, 2024
Pete's Dragon (1977): Back When They'd Write Songs About Tearing Kids and Dragons Apart and No One Seemed to Mind
Pete's Dragon (1977) · Aug 21, 2024
Face/Off: Let's Not Let Actual "Science" Get in the Way of a Perfectly Bonkers Plot
Face/Off (1997) · Aug 15, 2024
Robin Hood: Sexy Animated Fox Version
Robin Hood (1973) · Aug 7, 2024
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead: No but Seriously, Mom Actually Needs to Know About That
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991) · Mar 27, 2024
Yellow Submarine: All You Need is Love And Also Some LSD Wouldn't Hurt
Yellow Submarine (1968) · Mar 18, 2024
Shrek: It's a Real Layer of Love
Shrek (2001) · Feb 15, 2024
The Golden Child: I Prefer my Oatmeal Without Blood but You do You
The Golden Child (1986) · Feb 13, 2024
Demolition Man: But Could Someone PLEASE Explain How the Seashells Work?!
Demolition Man (1993) · Jan 28, 2024
Best in Show: Welcome to the No-Holds-Barred, High Octane World of Competitive Dog Shows
Best in Show (2000) · Jan 24, 2024
Cobra: Synchronized Axe Clapping SFW
Cobra (1986) · Jan 14, 2024
Amelie: Meddling in People's Lives is as Easy as Un, Deux, Trois!
Harvey Putter and the Ridiculous Premise (2010) · Jan 8, 2024
Mixed Nuts: A Partridge in a Pear Tree Sounds A Whole Lot Nicer Than a Serial Killer in a Scotch Pine
Mixed Nuts (1994) · Dec 25, 2023
The Muppet Christmas Carol: The DEFINITIVE Puppet-Based, Victorian Era Story of Christmas Spirit, Redemption, and Social Injustice
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) · Dec 6, 2023
The Commitments: Never Put All Your Trust in a Guy Called Joey "the Lips"
The Commitments (1991) · Nov 19, 2023
The Fifth Element: Saving the World and Finding Love, Anything Can Happen in Space Hawaii
The Fifth Element (1997) · Nov 6, 2023
They Live: But They Could Use Some Help With Skincare
They Live (1988) · Oct 23, 2023
The Frighteners: Who ya Gonna Call? NOT...THIS...GUY!
The Frighteners (1996) · Oct 15, 2023
Point Break (1991): Bank Robbery Has Never Been Sooo Radical
Point Break (1991) · Sep 21, 2023
Matrix: I Don't Want to be a Goo Battery, but I Don't want to Pretend Jump Off a Building More
The Matrix (1999) · Sep 15, 2023
Speed: Bomb on Bus...It's Catchy, But it's no Baby on Board
Speed (1994) · Sep 6, 2023
Better Off Dead: That Beth is Just so Popular
Better Off Dead... (1985) · Aug 30, 2023
The Dark Crystal: I Don't Remember the Muppets Being This Nightmarish
The Dark Crystal (1982) · Aug 24, 2023
Monty Python and the Holy Grail: It's the Episode That Says...Ni!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) · Aug 11, 2023
The Last Starfighter: Saving the Galaxy by Getting the High Score, You're Totally Welcome
The Last Starfighter (1984) · Aug 2, 2023
The Running Man: Every Murder Gets a Pun, and THAT'S the Arnold Promise™
The Running Man (2025) · Jul 26, 2023
Little Shop of Horrors: Who's a Plant Gotta Eat Around Here to Get a Song?
Little Shop of Horrors (1986) · Jul 20, 2023
Tropic Thunder: We've Gone Full Episode!
Tropic Thunder (2008) · Jul 12, 2023
Commando: Our Steamiest Episode Yet!
Commando (1985) · Jun 28, 2023
The Emperor's New Groove: That's Not a Lever You're Pulling
The Emperor's New Groove (2000) · Jun 21, 2023
Flight of the Navigator: Compliance!
Flight of the Navigator (1986) · Jun 15, 2023
Major Payne: Time For Some Payne Management
Major Payne (1995) · Jun 7, 2023
Batman(1989): Okay, One Dance With the Devil and Then I Gotta Bounce
Batman (1989) · May 31, 2023
Clue: But Here's What Really Happened...For Reals This Time
Clue (1985) · May 24, 2023
The Beastmaster: The Tiger, the Witches, and the Skimpy Wardrobe
The Beastmaster (1982) · May 17, 2023
The Long Kiss Goodnight: The Gold Standard for Films About a Smoking Hot Amnesiac Spy
The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) · May 10, 2023
Contact: Ellie, Are You Okay? Are You Okay, Ellie?
Contact (1997) · May 4, 2023
Miss Congeniality: And Now For the ‘Everything’s on Fire’ Portion of the Evening
Miss Congeniality (2000) · Apr 26, 2023
Slap Shot: Nothing Says 70's Hockey Like a Barrage of Gay Slurs
Slap Shot (1977) · Apr 19, 2023
A Chorus Line: So You Think You Can Dance, But First Tell Me About Your Shitty Life
A Chorus Line (1985) · Apr 13, 2023
O Brother, Where Art Thou?: Damn, Katrina's in a Tight Spot!
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) · Apr 5, 2023
Hannibal(2001): Where Do We Even Start With This Garbage?
Hannibal (2001) · Apr 1, 2023
Clash of the Titans: No, Not the Good One.
Clash of the Titans (2010) · Apr 1, 2023
A League of Their Own: I’m Not Crying, You’re Crying!
A League of Their Own (1992) · Mar 22, 2023
Major League: America's Favorite Pastimes...Baseball and Stalking Your Ex
Major League (1989) · Mar 8, 2023
Field of Dreams: If You Build It...Literally Everyone Will Question Your Sanity
Field of Dreams (1989) · Mar 1, 2023
Popeye: Blow Me Down, but if You're a Cop You Gotta Tell Me
Popeye (1980) · Feb 22, 2023
Over the Top: America's Premiere Truck-Themed Arm Wrestling Competition
Over the Top (1987) · Feb 15, 2023
Grease 2: aka Hormones: The Musical
Grease 2 (1982) · Feb 1, 2023
Tombstone: Mmmmm...Huckleberries
Tombstone (1993) · Jan 25, 2023
The Last Boy Scout: Are You Ready for Some Seedy Sports Gambling?!
The Last Boy Scout (1991) · Jan 18, 2023
Silence of the Lambs: I'll Have the Chianti but Hard Pass on the Liver and Beans
The Silence of the Lambs (1991) · Jan 11, 2023
Clash of the Titans (1981): The Kraken Release Party Gon' be Lit!
Clash of the Titans (1981) · Jan 4, 2023
Scrooged: It's the Episode, You Lucky Dog!
Scrooged (1988) · Dec 28, 2022
He-Man & She-Ra: A Christmas Special: Now with More Special!
He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special (1985) · Dec 21, 2022
Batman Returns: This Christmas is About to Feel so Much Yummier
Batman Returns (1992) · Dec 14, 2022
Willow: Your Source for Magical Baby Protection and Adventuring
Willow (1988) · Nov 30, 2022
Armageddon or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Asteroid Bomb
Armageddon (1998) · Nov 23, 2022
Dragonslayer: Geez, Even Lotteries Sucked in the Middle Ages
Dragonslayer (1981) · Nov 16, 2022
The Witches of Eastwick: Have Another Cherry
The Witches of Eastwick (1987) · Nov 9, 2022
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark: Insert Boob Pun Here
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988) · Oct 31, 2022
The Fly: Be Nauseated...Be Very Nauseated
The Fly (1986) · Oct 26, 2022
Waxwork: ...But the Sauce Makes the Episode
Waxwork (1988) · Oct 19, 2022
Poltergeist: Being Ghosted is Just the Worst, Amirite?
Poltergeist (1982) · Oct 12, 2022
Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors: Welcome to the Episode, Bitch!
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) · Oct 5, 2022
Mortal Kombat (1995): Yeah, Where IS Kano???
Mortal Kombat (1995) · Sep 28, 2022
9 to 5: How to Succeed in Business Without Killing Your Boss
Still Working 9 to 5 (2022) · Sep 21, 2022
Who Framed Roger Rabbit: The Answer Will Shock You!
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) · Sep 14, 2022
Ladyhawke: Rejection is Tough, but is a Curse Really Necessary?
Ladyhawke (1985) · Sep 7, 2022
The NeverEnding Story: Yeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
The NeverEnding Story (1984) · Aug 31, 2022
The Pirate Movie: Who Doesn't Want a Happy Ending?
The Pirate Movie (1982) · Aug 17, 2022
Time Bandits: Exploiting Gaping Time Holes Since 1981
Time Bandits (1981) · Aug 10, 2022
Interview With the Vampire: Still Cranky After All These Years
Interview with the Vampire (1994) · Aug 3, 2022
Clueless: Non-Requested Makeover Time!
Clueless (1995) · Jul 27, 2022
The Goonies: You Can Listen But First You Gotta do the Truffle Shuffle
The Goonies (1985) · Jul 20, 2022
Thor: Ragnarok: How to Gain a Sister and Lose an Eye in 3 Easy Steps!
Thor: Ragnarok (2017) · Jul 13, 2022
Independence Day: Okay...But do the Aliens Know Morse Code?
Independence Day (1996) · Jul 6, 2022
The Lost Boys: Say Hello to the Glitter Blood
The Lost Boys (1987) · Jun 22, 2022
Twister: Welcome to the Suck Zone
Twister (1996) · Jun 15, 2022
Legend: Ridley Scott's Super Vague Love Story and Also Unicorns
Top Gun: Maverick (2022) · Jun 8, 2022
Black Dynamite: Sarcastically, I'm the Episode
Black Dynamite (2009) · May 29, 2022
Practical Magic: What Doesn't Tequil-ya Makes You Stronger
Practical Magic (1998) · May 18, 2022
The Untouchables: Booze, Bullets, and a Baby Carriage
The Untouchables (1987) · May 11, 2022
Suicide Squad(2021): New Xtreme Baby Starfish-Ejecting Armpit Edition!
The Suicide Squad (2021) · Apr 27, 2022
Care Bears Movie II: I'd Like to Speak With the Staring Manager
Care Bears Movie II: A New Generation (1986) · Apr 20, 2022
April Fool's Day(1986): How to Traumatize Your Friends
April Fool's Day (1986) · Mar 30, 2022
He-Man & She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword: Pastels! Pastels For Everyone!!
He-Man and She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword (1985) · Mar 23, 2022
Step Brothers: The Tale of Dragon and Nighthawk
Step Brothers (2008) · Mar 16, 2022
Steel Magnolias: Blush vs. Bashful
Steel Magnolias (1989) · Mar 9, 2022
Labyrinth: The Battle of the Bowie Bulge
Labyrinth (1986) · Feb 23, 2022
The Ref: Slipper Socks! Medium!
The Ref (1994) · Feb 16, 2022
Warlock: Let's Talk About Witches, Bitches!
Warlock (1989) · Feb 8, 2022
The Crow: Caw! Caw! Bang! F*ck, I'm Dead!
The Crow (1994) · Feb 8, 2022