Welcome to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Each week, Donny Hadfield (Lea Michele Book Club President) and Chelsea Rivers (Man Hating Gemini) will chat movies and gossip about pop culture and current events, but mostly they'll overshare, trauma dump, and embarrass themselves publicly! So if talking sh*t is your love language, smash that subscribe button and let's get ~*cUtE*~
TGIF 7/10/26: The Cuties Hate Lars and The Real Girl!
Lars and the Real Girl (2007) · Jul 10, 2026
Ben and Me (The Cuties Don't Have Syphilis!)
Ben and Me (1953) · Mar 23, 2026
The Skeleton Key (The Cuties Won't Go in Hot Topic!)
The Skeleton Key (2005) · Mar 16, 2026
Swimfan (The Cuties Start a Cult!)
Swimfan (2002) · Mar 9, 2026
My Date with the President's Daughter (The Cuties Think One of the Lawrence Brothers is Ugly!)
My Date with the President's Daughter (1998) · Mar 2, 2026
Brokeback Mountain (The Cuties Hate Soup!)
Brokeback Mountain (2005) · Feb 23, 2026
A Walk to Remember (The Cuties Have Flesh Colored Lips!)
A Walk to Remember (2002) · Feb 16, 2026
Hope Floats: The Cuties Brainstorm the Best Ways to Beat Up 8 Year Olds!
Hope Floats (1998) · Jan 26, 2026
Jumanji (The Cuties Alienate Several Fanbases!)
Jumanji (1995) · Jan 12, 2026
I'll Be Home for Christmas (The Cuties Read e.e. cummings!)
I'll Be Home for Christmas (1998) · Dec 29, 2025
Home For The Holidays (The Cuties Look like the Cynthia Doll!)
Home for the Holidays (1995) · Dec 22, 2025
Edward Scissorhands (The Cuties Play Knock Knock Zoom Zoom!)
Edward Scissorhands (1990) · Dec 15, 2025
Krampus (The Cuties Love Melanie Lynskey!)
Krampus (2015) · Dec 8, 2025
The Holiday w/ Ryan Sichelstiel (The Cuties Love Foreplay!)
The Holiday (2006) · Dec 1, 2025
Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (The Cuties C-U-P!)
Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (1993) · Nov 10, 2025
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (The Cuties Love a Transatlantic Accent!)
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962) · Oct 27, 2025
B*A*P*S (The Cuties Want to Know Which Celebrity You've Been Told You Look Like!)
B.A.P.S (1997) · Sep 29, 2025
TGIF 9/19/25: The Cuties Know What You Did Last Summer
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) · Sep 19, 2025
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (The Cuties Shart on Nancy Kerrigan!)
To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995) · Sep 15, 2025
Beethoven's 2nd (The Cuties Are SO BACK!)
Beethoven's 2nd (1993) · Sep 1, 2025
Summer Blockbuster Series: Spice World w/ Hannah Aaron Brown (The Cuties Throw an Alien Party!)
Spice World (1997) · Aug 25, 2025
Summer Blockbuster Series: American Pie w/ Emily Hanks (The Cuties Hate Ice!)
American Pie (1999) · Aug 18, 2025
Summer Blockbuster Series: The Royal Tenenbaums (The Cuties Get Cuckholded!)
The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) · Aug 4, 2025
Summer Blockbuster Series: In Time (The Cuties Fix Capitalism!)
In Time (2011) · Jul 28, 2025
Summer Blockbuster Series: Soapdish w/ Eric Williams (The Cuties Love Dr. Evil!)
Soapdish (1991) · Jul 14, 2025
Summer Blockbuster Series: Sucker Punch (The Cuties Learn About Feminism!)
Sucker Punch (2011) · Jul 7, 2025
The Happening w/ Tom Hamlett (The Cuties Learn Physics!)
The Happening (2008) · Jun 30, 2025
Love & Basketball (The Cuties Think They Can Dance!)
Love & Basketball (2000) · Jun 23, 2025
What We Do In The Shadows w/ Noor (The Cuties Love Linkin Park!)
What We Do in the Shadows (2014) · Jun 16, 2025
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (The Cuties Get a Nose Job!)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986) · Jun 9, 2025
A Goofy Movie (The Cuties Hate The Beatles!)
A Goofy Movie (1995) · May 26, 2025
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (The Cuties Get Political!)
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) · May 19, 2025
What Lies Beneath (The Cuties Summon a Demon!)
What Lies Beneath (2000) · May 12, 2025
While You Were Sleeping w/ Danny Murphy (The Cuties Drink Cough Drop Martinis!)
While You Were Sleeping (1995) · May 5, 2025
White Chicks (The Cuties Get Dutch Ovened!)
White Chicks (2004) · Apr 28, 2025
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (The Cuties Manifest a Live Show!)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993) · Apr 21, 2025
Country Strong w/ Kelli Williams of Beyond the Blinds (The Cuties Cheat in Math Class!)
Country Strong (2010) · Mar 17, 2025
Mommie Dearest w/ Quin Lamar (The Cuties Monetize Divorce!)
Mommie Dearest (1981) · Mar 10, 2025
Closer w/ Noor from the Reality is Podcast (The Cuties Have Sensory Issues!)
Closer (2004) · Mar 3, 2025
Misery (The Cuties Smoke Marlboro Reds!)
Misery (1990) · Feb 17, 2025
How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days (Re-Release)
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003) · Feb 10, 2025
Obsessed (The Cuties Love Carly Rae Jepsen!)
Obsessed (2009) · Feb 3, 2025
Phone Booth (The Cuties Tape Their Mouths Shut!)
Phone Booth (2003) · Jan 20, 2025
The Wedding Planner (The Cuties Identify Their Core Values!)
The Wedding Planner (2001) · Jan 13, 2025
Just Friends (The Cuties Shop at Temu!)
Just Friends (2005) · Jan 6, 2025
The Muppet Christmas Carol w/ Tom Hamlett (The Cuties Are Effusive!)
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) · Dec 16, 2024
The Nightmare Before Christmas (The Cuties Deep Throat Chicken Bones!)
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) · Dec 9, 2024
The Wizard of Oz w/ Noor from The Reality Is Podcast (The Cuties Learn about Reaganomics!)
The Wizard of Oz (1939) · Nov 25, 2024
Pleasantville (The Cuties Ask Where's My Dinner????)
Pleasantville (1998) · Nov 18, 2024
Charlie's Angels (The Cuties Are Off to the Races!)
Charlie's Angels (2000) · Nov 11, 2024
Dick w/ Ryan Bailey (The Cuties Take a Mental Health Break!)
Dick (1999) · Nov 4, 2024
The Addams Family (The Cuties Make Donny's Coworker Mad!)
The Addams Family (1991) · Oct 28, 2024
Saw (The Cuties Work at Dick's Last Resort!)
Saw (2004) · Oct 21, 2024
Daybreakers (The Cuties Drag J.K. Rowling!)
Daybreakers (2010) · Oct 7, 2024
Beetlejuice (The Cuties Write a P0rno!)
Beetlejuice (1988) · Sep 30, 2024
The House Bunny (The Cuties Love Feminism!)
The House Bunny (2008) · Sep 16, 2024
Little Black Book (The Cuties Traumatize Their Exes!)
Little Black Book (2004) · Sep 9, 2024
Mystery Men (The Cuties Eat Mayo!)
Mystery Men (1999) · Sep 2, 2024
Clueless w/ Dakota Wright (The Cuties Do Extra Credit!)
Clueless (1995) · Aug 26, 2024
American Pie w/ Emily Hanks (The Cuties Suck Off a Plunger!)
American Pie (1999) · Aug 19, 2024
Garden State w/ Troy McEady (The Cuties Make An Announcement!)
Garden State (2004) · Aug 12, 2024
The Witches w/ Dara Laine Sussman (The Cuties Love Their Incest Birds!)
The Witches (1990) · Aug 5, 2024
The Other Sister (The Cuties Take an Elevator to Hell!)
The Other Sister (1999) · Jul 29, 2024
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (The Cuties Get Dunked On!)
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007) · Jul 22, 2024
Shallow Hal (The Cuties Flick Their Butt Flaps!)
Shallow Hal (2001) · Jul 15, 2024
Never Been Kissed w/ Christine Biancavilla (The Cuties Take Mono Shots!)
Never Been Kissed (1999) · Jul 8, 2024
Marci X (The Cuties Are Morally Corrupt!)
Marci X (2003) · Jul 2, 2024
The Royal Tenenbaums (The Cuties Get Cockolded!)
The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) · Jun 24, 2024
Unbreakable (The Cuties Are A Little Bit Psychic!)
Unbreakable (2000) · Jun 17, 2024
The Core w/ Chelsea's Brother (The Cuties Go To Kevin's!)
The Core (2003) · Jun 10, 2024
Wedding Crashers (The Cuties Kick Off Chelchella 2024!)
Wedding Crashers (2005) · Jun 3, 2024
Georgia Rule (The Cuties Suck on Some Lobes!)
Georgia Rule (2007) · May 20, 2024
Ella Enchanted (The Cuties Join a Fight Club!)
Ella Enchanted (2004) · May 6, 2024
Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead (The Cuties Drink Hot Dog Water!)
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991) · Apr 29, 2024
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (The Cuties Eat Veal Parmesan!)
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) · Apr 15, 2024
Empire Records w/ Katrina Davis (The Cuties Sing Into the Mic!)
Empire Records (1995) · Apr 8, 2024
Sucker Punch (The Cuties Explore Feminism!)
Sucker Punch (2011) · Apr 1, 2024
Troop Beverly Hills (The Cuties Pee in Public!)
Troop Beverly Hills (1989) · Mar 25, 2024
Cruel Intentions w/ Joseph Shepherd (The Cuties Pee Their Pants!)
Cruel Intentions (1999) · Mar 18, 2024
Little Shop of Horrors (The Cuties Plan a Kidnapping!)
Little Shop of Horrors (1986) · Mar 11, 2024
Red Eye (The Cuties Prove The Customer Is Always Right!)
Red Eye (2005) · Mar 4, 2024
The Bling Ring (The Cuties Try Sniff Drugs!)
The Bling Ring (2013) · Feb 26, 2024
Jawbreaker (The Cuties Abolish Dress Codes!)
Jawbreaker (1999) · Feb 19, 2024
Bridget Jones's Diary (The Cuties Learn About Steroids!)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001) · Feb 12, 2024
Thirteen (w/ Kelli Williams of Beyond the Blinds!)
Thirteen (2003) · Feb 5, 2024
Showgirls (The Cuties Learn About Insider Trading!)
Showgirls (1995) · Jan 29, 2024
I Know Who Killed Me (w/ Sloane Steel of Mummy Dearest Podcast)
I Know Who Killed Me (2007) · Jan 15, 2024
50 First Dates
50 First Dates (2004) · Jan 8, 2024
The Family Stone
The Family Stone (2005) · Jan 1, 2024
A Diva's Christmas Carol (w/ Kelli & Troy of "Beyond the Blinds")
A Diva's Christmas Carol (2000) · Dec 27, 2023
Batman Returns
Batman Returns (1992) · Dec 18, 2023
Gremlins (w/ Quin Lamar!)
Gremlins (1984) · Dec 11, 2023
The Santa Clause
The Santa Clause (1994) · Dec 5, 2023
Catwoman (w/ Quin Lamar)
Catwoman (2004) · Jul 31, 2023
Soap Dish (w/ Eric Williams)
Soapdish (1991) · Jul 24, 2023
The Parent Trap (w/ Krystina Arielle)
The Parent Trap (1998) · Jul 10, 2023
Deep Impact (w/ Noor of "The Reality Is")
Deep Impact (1998) · Jul 3, 2023
Garden State (w/ Troy McEady)
Garden State (2004) · Jun 26, 2023
She's The Man (Re-release)
She's the Man (2006) · Jun 19, 2023
The Day After Tomorrow (w/ Chelsea's brother!)
The Day After Tomorrow (2004) · Jun 12, 2023
American Pie (w/ Emily Hanks)
American Pie (1999) · May 29, 2023
The Lizzie McGuire Movie (w/ Jasmine Monroe)
The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003) · May 22, 2023
Bruce Almighty (w/ Christine Biancavilla)
Bruce Almighty (2003) · May 15, 2023
Clueless (w/ Dakota Wright)
Clueless (1995) · May 8, 2023
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (w/ Kara Berry)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) · Apr 24, 2023
First Daughter (w/@Lucyontheground)
First Daughter (2004) · Apr 17, 2023
Simply Irresistible (w/ Katie Arroyo)
Simply Irresistible (1999) · Apr 10, 2023
What A Girl Wants (w/ Gabby Prescod)
What a Girl Wants (2003) · Apr 3, 2023
Jennifer's Body (w/ Jenna Barclay)
Jennifer's Body (2009) · Mar 27, 2023
Dreamgirls (w/ Kendrick Tucker)
Dreamgirls (2006) · Mar 20, 2023
High School Musical 2 (w/ Katrina Davis)
High School Musical 2 (2007) · Mar 13, 2023
Cloverfield (w/ Jessica Conrad)
Cloverfield (2008) · Mar 6, 2023
The Devil Wears Prada (w/ Anthony Lario)
The Devil Wears Prada (2006) · Feb 27, 2023
Crazy, Stupid Love (w/ Wesley Teague)
Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011) · Feb 13, 2023
Deliver Us From Eva (w/ Selle Brooks)
Deliver Us from Eva (2003) · Feb 6, 2023
Bring It On (w/ Jeff Epstein)
Bring It On (2000) · Jan 30, 2023
Spice World (w/ Hannah Brown)
Spice World (1997) · Jan 22, 2023
27 Dresses (w/ Quin Lamar)
27 Dresses (2008) · Jan 15, 2023
Just Married (w/ Tracey Carnazzo)
Just Married (2003) · Jan 8, 2023
While You Were Sleeping (w/ Danny Murphy)
While You Were Sleeping (1995) · Dec 25, 2022
The Holiday (w/ Ryan Sichelstiel)
The Holiday (2006) · Dec 18, 2022
A Diva's Christmas Carol (w/ Troy and Kelli of "Beyond the Blinds")
A Diva's Christmas Carol (2000) · Dec 11, 2022
Home for the Holidays (w/ Chelsea's Brother!)
Home for the Holidays (1995) · Dec 4, 2022
When Harry Met Sally (w/ Claire Parker)
When Harry Met Sally... (1989) · Nov 27, 2022
Home Alone (w/ Jenna Barclay)
Home Alone (1990) · Nov 20, 2022
You've Got Mail (w/ Violet Benson)
You've Got Mail (1998) · Nov 13, 2022
Sweet Home Alabama
Sweet Home Alabama (2002) · Nov 6, 2022
Urban Legend (w/ Gwen Carole)
Urban Legend (1998) · Oct 29, 2022
Practical Magic (w/ Hannah Brown)
Practical Magic (1998) · Oct 23, 2022
I Know What You Did Last Summer (w/ US Weekly's Sarah Hearon)
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) · Oct 16, 2022
The Faculty (w/ Tom Hamlett)
The Faculty (1998) · Oct 9, 2022
Twilight (w/ Melissa Kristin)
Twilight (2008) · Sep 25, 2022
Almost Famous (w/ Selle Brooks of "Who Asked Me?")
Almost Famous (2000) · Sep 18, 2022
The Sweetest Thing (w/ Noor of "The Reality Is" Podcast)
The Sweetest Thing (2002) · Sep 11, 2022
Aquamarine (w/ Alina Bock)
Aquamarine (2006) · Aug 28, 2022
500 Days of Summer (with @thenostalgiclatino)
(500) Days of Summer (2009) · Aug 21, 2022
The Wedding Singer (w/ Christian Gray Snow)
The Wedding Singer (1998) · Aug 14, 2022
Mean Girls (w/ Jenna Barclay)
Mean Girls (2004) · Aug 7, 2022
Save the Last Dance (w/ Kendrick Tucker)
Save the Last Dance (2001) · Jul 31, 2022
Love Actually (w/ @blocked_by_jax)
Love Actually (2003) · Jul 24, 2022
Easy A (w/ Nava Kavelin & Sophie Ansari of "Podcrushed")
Easy A (2010) · Jul 17, 2022
Welcome to the Dollhouse (w/ Melissa Beck)
Welcome to the Dollhouse (1996) · Jul 10, 2022
The Witches (w/ Dara Laine Sussman)
The Witches (1990) · Jun 26, 2022
Legally Blonde (w/ Imani Marcus)
Legally Blonde (2001) · Jun 19, 2022
Passport to Paris (w/ Millennial Movie Club)
Passport to Paris (1999) · Jun 12, 2022
The Hot Chick (w/ Noor of "The Reality Is" Podcast)
The Hot Chick (2002) · Jun 5, 2022
The Brady Bunch Movie (w/ Eric Feldman)
The Brady Bunch Movie (1995) · May 29, 2022
Can't Hardly Wait (w/ Janine of @retr0avocado)
Can't Hardly Wait (1998) · May 22, 2022
Scooby Doo (w/ @millennial_misery)
Scooby-Doo (2002) · May 15, 2022
Romy & Michele's High School Reunion (w/ Emily Hanks)
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997) · May 8, 2022
Center Stage (w/ @millenialkyle)
Center Stage (2000) · May 1, 2022
Hitch (w/ @shinypretties)
Hitch (2005) · Apr 24, 2022
Coyote Ugly (w/ @iamthirtyaf)
Coyote Ugly (2000) · Apr 17, 2022
Saved (w/ @literaltrash2004)
Saved (2009) · Apr 10, 2022
Miss Congeniality (w/ Andrea Lopez)
Miss Congeniality (2000) · Apr 3, 2022
Cruel Intentions (w/ Joseph Shepherd)
Cruel Intentions (1999) · Mar 27, 2022
High School Musical (w/ Jessica Conrad)
High School Musical (2006) · Mar 20, 2022
Drive Me Crazy (w/ Erin Miller, @overthemoonfaraway)
Drive Me Crazy (1999) · Mar 13, 2022
Teaching Mrs. Tingle (w/ Tom Hamlett)
Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999) · Mar 6, 2022
Sister Act (w/ Priscilla of @bonjourbitchesblog)
Sister Act (1992) · Feb 27, 2022
She's All That (w/ Kate Steinberg)
She's All That (1999) · Feb 20, 2022
How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days (w/ @retr0avocado)
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003) · Feb 13, 2022
Never Been Kissed (w/ Christine Biancavilla)
Never Been Kissed (1999) · Feb 6, 2022
10 Things I Hate About You (w/ Kendrick Tucker of "Reality & Comics Too")
10 Things I Hate About You (1999) · Jan 30, 2022
13 Going on 30 (w/ Quin Lamar)
13 Going on 30 (2004) · Jan 23, 2022
The Princess Diaries (w/ Noor of "The Reality Is" Podcast)
The Princess Diaries (2001) · Jan 16, 2022
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (w/ Annabelle DeSisto of "Adderall & Compliments")
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (2005) · Jan 9, 2022
Josie and the Pussycats (w/ Kiki Monique of @thetalkofshame)
Josie and the Pussycats (2001) · Jan 2, 2022
She's The Man (w/ @lucyontheground)
She's the Man (2006) · Dec 26, 2021
Freaky Friday (w/ Ryan Bailey)
Freaky Friday (2003) · Dec 19, 2021
A Cinderella Story (w/ Kelli & Troy of "Beyond the Blinds")
A Cinderella Story (2004) · Dec 12, 2021