Welcome to One of us is Board, a professionally unprofessional film podcast where two Scottish film graduates prove that a degree doesn't equate to knowing what the hell you're talking about when it comes to the movies. Why not join us and let us know what we got wrong? (All complaints to Calum please - he'd love to hear them!)
Little Miss Sunshine (2006) - I got a pocketful
Little Miss Sunshine (2006) · Jun 8, 2026
Ghost World (2001) - Manic Pixie Dream Buscemi
Ghost World (2001) · Jun 1, 2026
Carry On Camping (1969) - Unwanted Parcels
Carry On Camping (1969) · May 25, 2026
Carry On Cleo (1964) - Infamy
Carry On Cleo (1964) · May 11, 2026
Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale (2025) - The End of an Era
Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale (2025) · May 4, 2026
Downton Abbey: A New Era (2022) - A Delightful Fanfic
Downton Abbey: A New Era (2022) · Apr 27, 2026
Downton Abbey (2019) - “I don’t argue, I explain”
Downton Abbey (2019) · Apr 13, 2026
The Condemned (2007) - It's all OUR fault
The Condemned (2007) · Apr 6, 2026
The Truman Show (1998) - Happy Ending?
The Truman Show (1998) · Mar 16, 2026
The Divergent Series: Allegiant (2016) - Who's David
Allegiant (2016) · Feb 16, 2026
The Divergent Series: Insurgent (2015) - Too Smart For The Box
Insurgent (2015) · Feb 9, 2026
Divergent (2014) - Smells Like Hunger Games, Tastes Like Twilight
Divergent (2014) · Feb 2, 2026
Holiday in the Wild (2019) - Technically a Christmas Film
Holiday in the Wild (2019) · Dec 15, 2025
Christmas Inheritance (2017) - Inheritance is a funny way to describe nepotism
Christmas Inheritance (2017) · Dec 8, 2025
The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023) - Thunderpants to Victory
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part One (2014) - Justice for Cinna
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 (2014) · Nov 17, 2025
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) - Justice for Mags
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) · Nov 10, 2025
The Hunger Games (2012) - We're So Starving
The Hunger Games (2012) · Nov 3, 2025
The Boy Next Door (2015) - But what of Mr Sandborn
The Boy Next Door (2015) · Oct 27, 2025
Unfriended (2014) - It's giving EyeToy
Unfriended (2014) · Oct 20, 2025
Devil and Angel/恶棍天使 (2015) - Ending with Chaos
Devil And Angel (2015) · Jul 1, 2025
Curse of the Golden Flower (2006) - Shakespearean Wuxia
Curse of the Golden Flower (2006) · Jun 23, 2025
Hero (2002) - Lessons Learned Through Calligraphy
Hero (2002) · Jun 16, 2025
House of Flying Daggers (2004) - Die Romantic
House of Flying Daggers (2004) · Jun 9, 2025
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) - Everyone Ships It
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000) · Jun 2, 2025
Carry On Henry (1971) - Cecil (our podcast host asked to give it a name, so I did =) - Calum)
Carry On Henry (1971) · May 26, 2025
Carry On Cruising (1962) - Good Lookin'
Carry On Cruising (1962) · May 19, 2025
Carry On Spying (1964) - Double Oh, Oh...
Carry On Spying (1964) · May 12, 2025
Carry On Cabby (1963) - The Little Hattie Who Could
Carry On Cabby (1963) · May 5, 2025
Yellow Submarine (1968) - Him
Yellow Submarine (1968) · Apr 28, 2025
Paprika (2006) - What in the Audacity
Paprika (2006) · Apr 21, 2025
The Iron Giant (1999) - Might Be A Hero Today BRB
The Iron Giant (1999) · Apr 14, 2025
The Triplets of Belleville (2003) - Grotesque Charm
The Triplets of Belleville (2003) · Apr 7, 2025
Toy Story (1995) - The Mental Torture of Being RC
Toy Story (1995) · Mar 31, 2025
A Bug's Life (1998) - He Unleashes His Seed
A Bug's Life (1998) · Mar 24, 2025
The Little Mermaid (1989) - I've Been Boomer'd
The Little Mermaid (1989) · Mar 17, 2025
Hercules (1997) - A Bit of a Society
Hercules (1997) · Mar 10, 2025
Mulan (1998) - What If We Peaked Early
Mulan (1998) · Mar 3, 2025
Maze Runner: The Death Cure (2018) - Organise Your Rebellions
Maze Runner: The Death Cure (2018) · Feb 24, 2025
The Maze Runner (2014) - Gally Lives
The Maze Runner (2014) · Feb 10, 2025
Robin: The Magic Con (48 Hour Film Edinburgh, Scotland 2023) - Four Years of One of Us is Board
Robin (2023) · Feb 3, 2025
A Christmas Prince (2017) - People have been sued for less
A Christmas Prince (2017) · Dec 9, 2024
The Holiday Calendar (2018) - An Elfy Simp
The Holiday Calendar (2018) · Dec 2, 2024
Carry On Abroad (1972) - Carry On Not Being Bored
Carry On Abroad (1972) · Nov 25, 2024
Carry On Matron (1972) - The Flaming Closet
Carry On Matron (1972) · Nov 19, 2024
Carry On Doctor (1967) - It Must Be a Mulan Thing
Carry On Doctor (1967) · Nov 12, 2024
Carry On Screaming (1966) - The Morality of Mummies
Carry On Screaming! (1966) · Nov 4, 2024
Halloween (1978) - Too Much Math
Halloween (1978) · Oct 28, 2024
Friday the 13th (1980) - Stabbing is so Intimate
Friday the 13th (1980) · Oct 21, 2024
Child's Play (1988) - Batteries Included
Child's Play (1988) · Oct 14, 2024
Scream (1996) - Final Girl Vibes
Scream (1996) · Oct 7, 2024
American Psycho (2000) - Right Toots, Get Your High-Heels On
American Psycho (2000) · Sep 30, 2024
Ruby Sparks (2012) - Get The Throbbing In Your Pants Checked
Ruby Sparks (2012) · Sep 23, 2024
Not Okay (2022) - We're Back B*tches
Not Okay (2022) · Sep 16, 2024
In From The Side (2022) - John is a Simp
In from the Side (2022) · Jul 1, 2024
The Breakfast Club (1985) - Worst Makeover Ever
The Breakfast Club (1985) · Jun 24, 2024
Lilting (2014) - She's a bit of an Alan
Lilting (2014) · Jun 17, 2024
The Selfish Giant (2013) - What's That Mysterious Clicking?
The Selfish Giant (2013) · Jun 10, 2024
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) - Unrealistic Snake Rope
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) · May 27, 2024
Spider-Man 3 (2007) - But What About My Failing Broadway Career?
Spider-Man 3 (2007) · May 20, 2024
Shrek Forever After (2010) - Oh No, I'm Rich
Shrek Forever After (2010) · May 13, 2024
Toy Story 4 (2019) - Pick up a Woody and Play with Him
Toy Story 4 (2019) · May 6, 2024
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II (2002) - Seduce the Local Bog Witch
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II (2002) · Apr 29, 2024
Titanic II (2010) - Cocktails! at the Discothèque
Titanic II (2010) · Apr 22, 2024
Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023) - It Just Is
Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023) · Apr 15, 2024
Mulan II (2004) - One Alone Was Enough
Mulan II (2004) · Apr 8, 2024
Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005) - Dream Dream Dream Dream (Dream Dream)
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005) · Apr 1, 2024
The Water Babies (1978) - Real Rats Can Sing
The Water Babies (1978) · Mar 25, 2024
Barbie of Swan Lake (2003) - Somehow Like Veggie Tales
Barbie of Swan Lake (2003) · Mar 19, 2024
Aquamarine (2006) - Ohr nor the condensation!
Aquamarine (2006) · Mar 11, 2024
Bratz Babyz: The Movie (2006) - Leapy, Jumpy, Porky, and Catty
Bratz: Babyz - The Movie (2006) · Mar 4, 2024
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) - GranDADDY
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) · Feb 26, 2024
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) - Too Much Hair
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) · Feb 19, 2024
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) - Temple of Petty
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) · Feb 12, 2024
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) - Tiny Danger Noodles
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) · Feb 5, 2024
Howl's Moving Castle (2004) - All You Needed to Do Was Love a Turnip!?
Howl's Moving Castle (2004) · Jan 29, 2024
Wild Wild West (1999) - People Ain't Smart In The Wild Wild West
Wild Wild West (1999) · Jan 22, 2024
Best. Christmas. Ever! (2023) - The True Meaning of Christmas
Best. Christmas. Ever! (2023) · Dec 11, 2023
A Castle For Christmas (2021) - What Does Dan Brown Look Like?
A Castle for Christmas (2021) · Dec 4, 2023
The Outfit (2022) - A Feast For The Eyes
The Outfit (2022) · Nov 27, 2023
Flashback (2020) - The Education of Fredrick Fitzell
Flashback (2020) · Nov 20, 2023
Deepwater Horizon (2016) - B*tch Please
Deepwater Horizon (2016) · Nov 13, 2023
American Assassin (2017) - Let's Rapp This Up
American Assassin (2017) · Nov 7, 2023
The Faculty (1998) - Can We Join The Hive Mind Pls
The Faculty (1998) · Oct 30, 2023
Gaslight (1944) - So Tiresome
Gaslight (1944) · Oct 23, 2023
The Amityville Horror (1979) - Some Homes Have Hell In Them
The Amityville Horror (1979) · Oct 16, 2023
Nosferatu (1922) - Finger-sucking Creep
Nosferatu (1922) · Oct 9, 2023
Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943) - Super-normal Cowardly Mob
Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943) · Oct 2, 2023
Chicken Little (2005) - We Wish The End Would Come Sooner
Chicken Little (2005) · Sep 25, 2023
The Black Cauldron (1985) - Oracular Pigs and Witch's Tits
The Black Cauldron (1985) · Sep 18, 2023
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) - All Hail The Mighty Reader
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) · Sep 11, 2023
Treasure Planet (2002) - Brian Murray is... DEAD
Treasure Planet (2002) · Sep 4, 2023
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1 (2011) & Part 2 (2012) - Introducing Samanthalum
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011) · Aug 28, 2023
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) - Poly-vampory
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) · Aug 21, 2023
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) - New Mewn
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) · Aug 14, 2023
Twilight (2008) - Peak Mary Sue
Twilight (2008) · Aug 7, 2023
RRR (2022) - The Power of Friendship
RRR (2022) · Jun 26, 2023
Leviathan (2014) - Why Are You Doing That?
Leviathan (2014) · Jun 19, 2023
Y tu mamá también (2001) - Our most X-rated Episode Ever
Y Tu Mamá También (2001) · Jun 12, 2023
Pokémon: Detective Pikachu (2019) - Rita Ora Can't Mean Good Things
Pokémon Detective Pikachu (2019) · May 29, 2023
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) - How to Kill a Company in One Simple Step
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) · May 22, 2023
The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) - Both of us are Stans
The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) · May 15, 2023
Soul (2020) - 100 Episodes of One of us is Board
Soul (2020) · May 8, 2023
Silent Hill (2006) - The Return of Useless
Silent Hill (2006) · May 1, 2023
The Land Before Time (1988) - Don't Google “Daddy Topps”
The Land Before Time (1988) · Apr 24, 2023
Anastasia (1997) - Where is the Pneumonia?
Anastasia (1997) · Apr 17, 2023
All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989) - Charlie B. Barkin
All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989) · Apr 10, 2023
The Secret of NIMH (1982) - Is Timothy Even Worth Saving?
The Secret of NIMH (1982) · Apr 3, 2023
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) - Double-dip Death Jeff
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) · Mar 27, 2023
The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) - Jeff Goldblum gets Jeff Gold-doomed
The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) · Mar 20, 2023
Jurassic Park (1993) - No One Fixates On Jeff Goldblum Quite Like We're Gonna
Jurassic Park (1993) · Mar 13, 2023
The Fly (1986) - Um, Er, Er, I'm Done
The Fly (1986) · Mar 6, 2023
Pokémon 3: The Movie - A Whole Lot of Fire Squirtle
Pokémon 3: The Movie (2000) · Feb 20, 2023
Pokémon: The First Movie (1998) - Pidgeot Rhymes with Fidget
Pokémon: The First Movie (1998) · Feb 6, 2023
Love Actually (2003) - Please Sir, I'm in Love
Love Actually (2003) · Dec 18, 2022
The Princess Switch (2018) - Fifty Shades of Bland
The Princess Switch (2018) · Dec 12, 2022
Falling for Christmas (2022) - Some Legends Never Die
Falling for Christmas (2022) · Dec 5, 2022
Madeline (1998) - Lord Covington the Panto Villain
Madeline (1998) · Nov 21, 2022
Philomena (2013) - If You've Ever Wanted to Hate Nuns, This Will Do It
Philomena (2013) · Nov 14, 2022
Sister Act (1992) - They're Sinning All Over The Place
Sister Act (1992) · Nov 7, 2022
Cats (2019) - Sing Yourself onto the Death Balloon
Cats (2019) · Oct 31, 2022
Bearry (2021) - Not Even White Knight Waiter Can Save Us
Bearry (2021) · Oct 24, 2022
Hobo with a Shotgun (2011) - He Just Wanted a Lawnmower
Hobo with a Shotgun (2011) · Oct 17, 2022
Poltergay (2006) - Who the F*ck is Dave?
Poltergay (2006) · Oct 3, 2022
Back to the Future Part III (1990) - Don't Fuck With The Future Marty
Back to the Future Part III (1990) · Sep 26, 2022
Back to the Future Part II (1989) - Fjord to the Future
Back to the Future Part II (1989) · Sep 19, 2022
Back to the Future (1985) - Gaddafi was 80s bin Laden
Back to the Future (1985) · Sep 12, 2022
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007) - Grooming
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007) · Jul 11, 2022
The Sound of Music (1965) - Hail Mary [Sue]
The Sound of Music (1965) · Jun 11, 2022
Shaun of the Dead (2004) - I'd Rather Die Alone Than Die With “THAT”
Shaun of the Dead (2004) · May 8, 2022
The Road (2009) - You Can't Trust A Cannibal Ever
The Road (2009) · Apr 30, 2022
Don't Look Up (2021) - If My Son Was Jonah Hill, I'd Leave Him Behind Too
Don't Look Up (2021) · Apr 21, 2022
When the Wind Blows (1986) - They Were Told To Keep Calm and Carry On, So They Did
When the Wind Blows (1986) · Apr 12, 2022
Hans Christian Andersen's The Little Mermaid (1975) - Fritz Only Knows Two Words
Hans Christian Andersen's The Little Mermaid (1975) · Apr 2, 2022