Two lovers discuss their co-dependent relationships with the media that shaped their lives. Where were they? What happened? What changed? Listen to us try to justify our weird obsessions and have a good laugh along the way!
Episode 170: Spirit: Stallion Of The Cimarron: General Buttcheeks
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002) · Jul 2, 2026
Episode 161: The Wind In The Willows (1995): Kid Brain Dumb
The Wind in the Willows (1995) · Apr 30, 2026
Episode 158: Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas w/Chase: Baddies All Around
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003) · Apr 9, 2026
Episode 157: Night At The Museum: Battle Of The Smithsonian: My Historical Besties
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009) · Apr 2, 2026
Episode 154: "O": Laughs In Hidden
O (2001) · Mar 12, 2026
Episode 150: Somewhere In Time: What Did She See?
Somewhere in Time (1980) · Feb 12, 2026
Episode 149: Before Sunrise: Stolen Time
Before Sunrise (1995) · Feb 5, 2026
Episode 148: The Hunchback of Notre Dame: Step Back 3
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) · Jan 29, 2026
Episode 146: The Sixth Sense: Mr. Business
The Sixth Sense (1999) · Jan 15, 2026
Episode 143: A Christmas Story: Randy A Pig, And I A Dog
A Christmas Story (1983) · Dec 25, 2025
Episode 139: Ratatouille: More Human, Than Humans
Ratatouille (2007) · Nov 27, 2025
Episode 136: The Secret Life of Walter Mitty: ON GOD
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013) · Nov 6, 2025
Episode 133: 30 Days of Night: Not your Father's Vampires
30 Days of Night (2007) · Oct 16, 2025
Episode 131: Poltergeist: Oops! All Corpses
Poltergeist (1982) · Oct 2, 2025
Episode 129: Insidious: The Red Door: Final Con-Further-tation
Insidious: The Red Door (2023) · Sep 18, 2025
Episode 128: Jumanji: The 30 Years War
Jumanji (1995) · Sep 11, 2025
Episode 123: We Are Your Friends: Guy with a Chance!
We Are Your Friends (2015) · Aug 7, 2025
Episode 121: Gone Girl: Mogging His In-Laws
Gone Girl (2014) · Jul 24, 2025
Episode 118: Band of Brothers: Man of the Desk
The Making of 'Band of Brothers' (2001) · Jul 3, 2025
Episode 116: Black Panther: Speak On It
Black Panther (2018) · Jun 19, 2025
Episode 115: The Greatest Showman: Shoulda Been Born Rich
The Greatest Showman (2017) · Jun 12, 2025
Episode 114: The Lion King 2: Unlimited PJ's
The Lion King 1½ (2004) · Jun 5, 2025
Episode 105: The Great Gatsby (2013): The Shadiest Bag
The Great Gatsby (2013) · Apr 3, 2025
Episode 103: Mulan: No Gender, Only Opps
Mulan (2020) · Mar 20, 2025
Episode 102: Hairspray (2007): She Cooked, She Served, She Ate
Hairspray (2007) · Mar 13, 2025
Episode 101: Undercover Brother: 12 Years An Eddie
Undercover Brother (2002) · Feb 27, 2025
Episode 98: Nacho Libre: Pero Jesus
Nacho Libre (2006) · Jan 23, 2025
Episode 95: Home Alone: Every Meal IS Milk
Home Alone (1990) · Dec 25, 2024
Episode 94: Mickey's Once Upon A Christmas: We Used to Play with Things!
Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas (1999) · Dec 19, 2024
Episode 93: The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Pt. 2: The Judas is YOUdas
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) · Dec 5, 2024
Episode 92: The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Pt. 1: Eaves Be Droppin'
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) · Nov 28, 2024
Episode 91: Night at the Museum: Havin' A Mormon Time
Night at the Museum (2006) · Nov 7, 2024
Episode 89: It Follows: Demon Cuck Chair
It Follows (2015) · Oct 24, 2024
Episode 87: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark: A Paranoid Boy
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019) · Sep 26, 2024
Episode 84: Men in Black: Is This Real?
Men in Black (1997) · Aug 15, 2024
Episode 82: Stand & Deliver w/ Sander: Smell The Low Income
Stand & Deliver (2001) · Jul 18, 2024
Episode 81: The Sandlot: Women Can't Camp
The Sandlot (1993) · Jul 4, 2024
Episode 78: Hercules: Sweaty With Emotion
Hercules (1997) · May 23, 2024
Episode 75: The Indian in the Cupboard: Download an Indian
The Indian in the Cupboard (1995) · Apr 11, 2024
Episode 74: Fly Away Home: Little Ryans
Fly Away Home (1996) · Mar 28, 2024
Episode 69: Roll Bounce: Slightly Elevated DCOM
Roll Bounce (2005) · Feb 1, 2024
Episode 67: Face/Off: The Cage Stage
Face/Off (1997) · Jan 4, 2024
Episode 63: The Lion King: Let The Chopper Sing
The Lion King (1994) · Nov 23, 2023
Episode 62: The Dark Crystal: Flop Era
The Dark Crystal (1982) · Nov 9, 2023
Episode 61: Scream w/ Bird: Do ya have spumoni??
Scream (1996) · Oct 26, 2023
Episode 59: The Village: My Son Disappointed Me
The Village (2004) · Sep 28, 2023
Episode 58: The Phantom of the Opera: 1 V 1 Me
The Phantom of the Opera (2004) · Sep 14, 2023
Episode 56: She's All That: The 90's Were Not Chill
She's All That (1999) · Aug 17, 2023
Episode 55: Everybody Wants Some!!: Boys in the Wild
Everybody Wants Some!! (2016) · Aug 3, 2023
Episode 54: Barbie as Princess & the Pauper: 20 Part Master Plan
Barbie as The Princess & the Pauper (2004) · Jul 20, 2023
Episode 52: The Mitchells vs The Machines: As A Dad Does
The Mitchells vs. the Machines (2021) · Jun 22, 2023
Episode 49: The Muppets (2011): Cures His Evil
The Muppets (2011) · May 11, 2023
Episode 48: The Road: The Bigger Sad
The Road (2009) · Apr 27, 2023
Episode 47: Les Misérables w/ Hayden Casey: The Strongest Old Man in France
Les Misérables (2012) · Apr 13, 2023
Episode 43: 50 First Dates: The Alley-Gator
50 First Dates (2004) · Feb 16, 2023
Episode 40: Prince of Egypt: Let My People Goat!
The Prince of Egypt (1998) · Jan 5, 2023
Episode 39: Scrooge (1970): Plot Disease
Scrooge (1970) · Dec 22, 2022
Episode 36: Remember The Titans: Denzel Be Denzelin'
Remember the Titans (2000) · Nov 10, 2022
Episode 35: Halloween (1978) w/ Bird: 5 Light Beers
Halloween (1978) · Oct 27, 2022
Episode 34: Halloweentown: Malarkey Detected
Halloweentown (1998) · Oct 13, 2022
Episode 33: Signs: Friendship Ended With God
Signs (2002) · Sep 29, 2022
Episode 32: As Above So Below: Yes or Yes
As Above, So Below (2014) · Sep 15, 2022
Episode 31: Coraline: All's Well That Ends Well
Coraline (2009) · Sep 1, 2022
Episode 28: Holes: X-Ray the Bully
Holes (2003) · Jul 21, 2022
Episode 26: A Goofy Movie: Goof'em Up
A Goofy Movie (1995) · Jun 23, 2022
Episode 25: High School Musical 2: You DO Dance!
High School Musical 2 (2007) · Jun 9, 2022
Episode 24: The Emperor's New Groove w/ Chelsea: Llama Face
The Emperor's New Groove (2000) · May 26, 2022
Episode 22: Babe: All Dogs are Wolves
Babe (1995) · Apr 28, 2022
Episode 21: Pride & Prejudice (2005): The Fanciest Richest Boy
Pride & Prejudice (2005) · Apr 14, 2022
Episode 20: Rollerball (2002): The BOING heard 'round the world! W/Sauce
Rollerball (2002) · Mar 31, 2022
Episode 19: The Luck of the Irish: Would you? Could you? With a Leprechaun?
The Luck of the Irish (2001) · Mar 17, 2022
Episode 13: White Christmas: An Honorary Latino
White Christmas (1954) · Dec 16, 2021
Episode 12: Jingle All The Way: Starring John Cena
Jingle All the Way (1996) · Dec 2, 2021
Episode 11: Klaus: Crying Around the Christmas Tree
Klaus (2019) · Nov 18, 2021
Episode 10: The Nightmare Before Christmas: Bone Daddy
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) · Nov 4, 2021
Episode 9: The VVitch: A VVery Spooky Episode
The Last Witch Hunter (2015) · Oct 21, 2021
Episode 5: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs: à la mode
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009) · Aug 26, 2021