Velvet Al provides audio commentary for bad movies, in real time, as he watches them for the first time.
Baywatch Nights Season 2, Episode 3: The Rig
The Rig (2010) · Jun 21, 2024
Velvet Al Watches The Perfect Score So You Don't Have To
The Perfect Score (2004) · Jun 14, 2024
Velvet Al Watches Empire Records So You Don't Have To
Empire Records (1995) · May 3, 2024
Velvet Al Watches "Chuck E. Cheese In The Galaxy 5000" (plus "Where's Rodney?") So You Don't Have To
Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000 (1999) · Mar 8, 2024
Baywatch Nights, Season 1, Episode 15: Thief In The Night
A Thief in the Night (1972) · Dec 15, 2023
Velvet Al Watches No Contest So You Don't Have To
No Contest (1995) · Dec 8, 2023
Velvet Al Watches Strippers vs Werewolves So You Don't Have To
Strippers vs. Werewolves (2012) · Nov 24, 2023
Velvet Al Watches "Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape" (Plus "Poochinski") So You Don't Have To
Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape! (2005) · Nov 10, 2023
Velvet Al Watches "Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape" (Plus "Poochinski") So You Don't Have To
Poochinski (1990) · Nov 10, 2023
Velvet Al Watches Deadly Punkettes So You Don't Have To
Deadly Punkettes (2014) · Aug 4, 2023
Baywatch Nights Season 1, Episode 5: Just A Gigolo
Just a Gigolo (1931) · Jul 28, 2023
Velvet Al Watches The Oogieloves In The Big Balloon Adventure So You Don't Have To
The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure (2012) · Jul 21, 2023
Velvet Al Watches Joker's Poltergeist: The Aurora Massacre So You Don't Have To
Poltergeist (2024) · Jun 9, 2023
Velvet Al Watches Song Of The South So You Don't Have To
Song of the South (1946) · May 12, 2023
Velvet Al Watches Best Night Ever So You Don't Have To
Best Night Ever (2013) · Apr 28, 2023
Velvet Al Watches The Brown Bunny So You Don't Have To
The Brown Bunny (2003) · Mar 31, 2023
Velvet Al Watches Titanic: The Legend Goes On So You Don't Have To
Titanic: The Legend Goes On... (2000) · Mar 3, 2023
Velvet Al Watches Ringmaster So You Don't Have To
Ringmaster (1998) · Feb 3, 2023
Velvet Al Watches My Tale Is Hot (And Sex Madness) So You Don't Have To
My Tale Is Hot (1964) · Jan 20, 2023
Velvet Al Watches A Karate Christmas Miracle So You Don't Have To
A Karate Christmas Miracle (2019) · Dec 24, 2022
Velvet Al Watches A Wrestling Christmas Miracle So You Don't Have To
A Wrestling Christmas Miracle (2020) · Dec 24, 2022
Velvet Al Watches The Santa Suit So You Don't Have To
The Santa Suit (2010) · Dec 22, 2022
Velvet Al Watches Linda Lovelace For President So You Don't Have To
Linda Lovelace for President (1975) · Nov 8, 2022
Velvet Al Watches The Magic Voyage So You Don't Have To
The Magic Voyage (1992) · Oct 10, 2022
Velvet Al Watches Left Behind: World At War So You Don't Have To
Left Behind: World at War (2005) · Sep 16, 2022
Velvet Al Watches Thor And The Amazon Women So You Don't Have To
Thor and the Amazon Women (1963) · Jun 24, 2022
Velvet Al Watches Thor: End Of Days So You Don't Have To
Thor: End of Days (2020) · Jun 10, 2022
Velvet Al Watches "Who's Your Caddy?" So You Don't Have To
Who's Your Caddy? (2007) · May 27, 2022
Velvet Al Watches Bloody New Year So You Don't Have To
Bloody New Year (1987) · Dec 31, 2021
Velvet Al Watches Blood Monkey So You Don't Have To
Blood Monkey (2007) · Dec 14, 2021
Velvet Al Watches "Thankskilling 3" So You Don't Have To
ThanksKilling 3 (2012) · Nov 24, 2021
Velvet Al Watches "If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?" So You Don't Have To
If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? (1971) · Oct 27, 2021
Velvet Al Watches Educational Films So You Can Learn Too, Volume Five
Tomorrow's Drivers (1954) · Oct 14, 2021
Velvet Al Watches Educational Films So You Can Learn Too, Volume Five
The Relaxed Wife (1957) · Oct 14, 2021
Velvet Al Watches Educational Films So You Can Learn Too, Volume Five
Shy Guy (1947) · Oct 14, 2021
Velvet Al Watches Educational Films So You Can Learn Too, Volume Five
The Snob (1958) · Oct 14, 2021
Velvet Al Watches Educational Films So You Can Learn Too, Volume Five
Three Little Kittens (1933) · Oct 14, 2021
Velvet Al Watches James Bond (Baby's Day Remake) So You Don't Have To
Baby's Day Out (1994) · Sep 9, 2021
Velvet Al Watches Ek Phool Teen Kante (Baby's Day Out Remake) So You Don't Have To
Ek Phool Teen Kante (1997) · Sep 2, 2021
Velvet Al Watches Sisindri (Baby's Day Out Remake) So You Don't Have To
Baby's Day Out (1994) · Aug 26, 2021
Velvet Al Watches Sisindri (Baby's Day Out Remake) So You Don't Have To
Sisindri (1995) · Aug 26, 2021
Velvet Al Watches Hot Dog The Movie So You Don't Have To
Hot Dog... The Movie (1984) · Aug 12, 2021
Velvet Al Watches Hamburger The Motion Picture So You Don't Have To
Hamburger: The Motion Picture (1986) · Aug 5, 2021
Velvet Al Watches Baby's Day Out So You Don't Have To
Baby's Day Out (1994) · Jul 14, 2021
Velvet Al Watches Jaws The Revenge So Michael Caine Doesn't Have To
Jaws: The Revenge (1987) · Jul 8, 2021
Velvet Al Watches Super Buddies So You Don't Have To
Super Buddies (2013) · Jun 24, 2021
Velvet Al Watches The Craft: Legacy So You Don't Have To
The Craft: Legacy (2020) · Jun 18, 2021
Velvet Al Watches Paper Soldiers So You Don't Have To
Paper Soldiers (2002) · May 27, 2021
Velvet Al Watches Curse Of The Queerwolf So You Don't Have To
Curse of the Queerwolf (1988) · May 20, 2021
Velvet Al Watches Porky's: Pimpin' Pee Wee So You Don't Have To
Porky's (1981) · Apr 22, 2021