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Pachinko by Min Jin Lee
Pachinko (1962) · May 20, 2025
Alien Romulus: We did not like The Man
Alien: Romulus (2024) · Sep 11, 2024
Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation: Sorry, We're Still Obsessed
Lord of the Flies (1963) · Oct 23, 2023
The Family Business (Which Is, In This Case, Creepy Puppets)
The Family Business (2019) · May 17, 2023
Odyssey Hot Takes: Ten Years Seems Like A Bit Much
The Odyssey (2026) · Apr 25, 2022
2021 Revisited
Office Sex 2021 (2021) · Dec 28, 2021
The Golden Compass by Philip Pullman
The Golden Compass (2007) · Jun 1, 2019
Dracula by Bram Stoker
Dracula (2025) · May 15, 2019
Night Watch by Terry Pratchett
Night Watch (2004) · Apr 15, 2019
Comestopnathus!
Jurassic Park (1993) · Sep 5, 2018
Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton
Jurassic Park (1993) · Aug 22, 2018
John Carpenter's The Thing
The Thing (1982) · Jul 3, 2018
The Martian by Andy Weir
The Martian (2015) · May 14, 2018
Minisode: Annihilation
Annihilation (2018) · Feb 27, 2018
The Fifth Element (Is Mass Extinction)
The Fifth Element (1997) · Jan 8, 2018
Minisode: World War Z
World War Z (2013) · Nov 14, 2017