Present-day, you send off a tweet declaring the moral superiority of your preferred franchise. Meanwhile, Disney announces its slate of 20 upcoming feature-length toy commercials at their annual shareholder's meeting. You live in Hell. We can save you. Join us, the VHS KVLT, as we ply you with love and serotonin through the magic of watching genre films of the past
BONUS: Content Sewer #1
The Ridiculous 6 (2015) · Jul 27, 2022
Geriatric-Drunk Human Losers (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) · Jul 13, 2021
The Last Goonies Weekend (The Goonies)
The Goonies (1985) · Apr 9, 2021
Chinese Zodiac Killer (Tampopo)
Tampopo (1985) · Mar 5, 2021
No Entertainment Found (No Holds Barred)
No Holds Barred (1989) · Feb 5, 2021
Helicopter Violence (Runaway Train)
Runaway Train (1985) · Jan 23, 2021
New Years, New Beefs (The Thing)
The Thing (1982) · Jan 8, 2021
Grinch Squad (Tokyo Godfathers)
Tokyo Godfathers (2003) · Dec 24, 2020
Big Booty Ho Ho Ho (Silent Night, Deadly Night 2)
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) · Dec 9, 2020
Dinah Fire (Invasion U.S.A)
Invasion U.S.A. (1985) · Dec 3, 2020
Teegra's Thiccy (Fire and Ice)
Fire and Ice (1983) · Nov 25, 2020
Election Mystery (Clue)
Clue (1985) · Nov 12, 2020
Horny For Guns (The Killer)
The Killer (1989) · Nov 5, 2020
Thriller 2 (The Midnight Hour)
The Midnight Hour (1985) · Oct 22, 2020
Tubi Presents... (C.H.U.D. II: Bud The CHUD)
C.H.U.D. II: Bud the Chud (1989) · Oct 14, 2020
Tim Burton The Hack (Beetlejucice)
Beetlejuice (1988) · Oct 8, 2020
H8 da living, Luv da dead (Return of the Living Dead Part II)
Return of the Living Dead Part II (1988) · Sep 30, 2020
Catholic Ass (The Church)
The Church (1989) · Sep 9, 2020
100 Years, 100 Episodes (Day of the Dead)
Day of the Dead (1985) · Aug 27, 2020
Apocalypse Yesterday (Castle in the Sky)
Castle in the Sky (1986) · Aug 19, 2020
Pizza À Portuguesa (Mystic Pizza)
Mystic Pizza (1988) · Aug 12, 2020
The First of the Gang to Die (Ernest Goes to Camp)
Ernest Goes to Camp (1987) · Aug 5, 2020
Fingerbangin' (Dirty Dancing)
Dirty Dancing (1987) · Jul 29, 2020
Yell at a World That's Falling Apart (Tourist Trap)
Tourist Trap (2020) · Jul 23, 2020
Body Horror (Stand by Me)
Stand By Me (2019) · Jul 16, 2020
Born on the 7th of July (Cemetery Man)
Cemetery Man (1994) · Jul 8, 2020
Knight is Dark, Walk On (Batman 1989)
Batman (1989) · Jul 1, 2020
Lost Hillbillys (Near Dark)
Near Dark (1987) · Jun 25, 2020
Endless Bummer (Surf Nazis Must Die)
Surf Nazis Must Die (1987) · Jun 17, 2020
Abolish The Police (Do The Right Thing)
Do the Right Thing (1989) · Jun 10, 2020
All Camp Counselors Are Bastards (Friday The 13th)
Friday the 13th (1980) · Jun 3, 2020
Is This Happy Days? (Hairspray)
Hairspray (1988) · May 27, 2020
Bonnie and Clyde, but with money (Heathers)
Heathers (1989) · May 20, 2020
Fear of Bleak Planet (Repo Man)
Repo Man (1984) · May 13, 2020
Metal Cans In The Air (Heavy Metal)
Heavy Metal (1981) · Apr 29, 2020
You Can Drink a Little Bit of Blood (Rock 'n' Roll High School)
Rock 'n' Roll High School (1979) · Apr 16, 2020
Better Dead Than Living Red (Night of the Living Dead)
Night of the Living Dead (1968) · Apr 1, 2020
Shin'ya Gets It In (Tetsuo: The Iron Man)
Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989) · Mar 25, 2020
St. Corona's Day Party (Waking Ned Devine)
Waking Ned (1998) · Mar 17, 2020
Franco Nero Goes On Holiday (Enter The Ninja)
Enter the Ninja (1981) · Mar 11, 2020
Chuck, Taxas Wolfer (Lone Wolf McQuade)
Lone Wolf McQuade (1983) · Mar 4, 2020
Fight Night (Harlem Nights)
Harlem Nights (1989) · Feb 26, 2020
Be Snake, Do gay (The Serpent and The Rainbow)
The Serpent and the Rainbow (1988) · Feb 19, 2020
Hangin N Bangin (Conan The Destroyer)
Conan the Destroyer (1984) · Feb 12, 2020
Kung Fu Is For The People (Shogun Assassin)
Shogun Assassin (1980) · Feb 5, 2020
We All Shine On (The Shining)
The Shining (1980) · Jan 29, 2020
Limp Eastwood (Pale Rider)
Pale Rider (1985) · Jan 22, 2020
Tales from the Two-Headed Director (Miller's Crossing)
Miller's Crossing (1990) · Jan 8, 2020
Merry Christmas KvLT (Scrooged)
Scrooged (1988) · Dec 25, 2019
A Country Wife X-Mas (Silent Night, Deadly Night)
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) · Dec 18, 2019
Doomer Fantasy (Better Off Dead)
Better Off Dead... (1985) · Dec 11, 2019
Christmas Hogs (Lethal Weapon)
Lethal Weapon (1987) · Dec 4, 2019
Scuffed n Washed (Coming to America)
Coming to America (1988) · Nov 27, 2019
Bureaucrat, Grade Sucka (Brazil)
Brazil (2018) · Nov 20, 2019
Suckapod (I'm Gonna Git You Sucka)
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (1988) · Nov 14, 2019
OkkVlt RitValz (Night of the Demons)
Night of the Demons (1988) · Oct 30, 2019
Room on the Broom (Halloween III: Season of the Witch)
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) · Oct 24, 2019
BONUS: Happy Birthday KvLT! (Spaced Invaders)
Spaced Invaders (1990) · Oct 19, 2019
Skin Hunger (City of the Living Dead)
City of the Living Dead (1980) · Oct 9, 2019
Gooigi Origins (Possession)
Possession (1981) · Sep 25, 2019
In Love with a Riot Grrrl (Slumber Party Massacre)
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) · Sep 18, 2019
KZA's Haunted House (Akira)
Akira (1988) · Sep 11, 2019
This Podcast is a Mess and So Am I (Raising Arizona)
Raising Arizona (1987) · Sep 4, 2019
Mack 10 Dis Track By Lil Uzi Vert (Night of the Comet)
Night of the Comet (1984) · Aug 21, 2019
Shaolin vs MCU-Tang (Shaolin vs Wu Tang)
Shaolin and Wu Tang (1983) · Aug 14, 2019
Mazes and Mental Illnesses (Mazes and Monsters)
Mazes and Monsters (1982) · Aug 7, 2019
It's a Sheen Machine (The Wraith)
The Wraith (1986) · Jul 31, 2019
Mummy Came In My House (The Monster Squad)
The Monster Squad (1987) · Jul 17, 2019
Strangely Similar Things (Maximum Overdrive)
Maximum Overdrive (1986) · Jul 10, 2019
Nightgowns and Hot Wind (A Nightmare On Elm Street)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) · Jun 26, 2019
A Dream of Reagan (The Day After)
The Day After (1983) · Jun 19, 2019
Krush Drake (Krush Groove)
Krush Groove (1985) · Jun 12, 2019
We're Not Alone Now (Chopping Mall)
Chopping Mall (1986) · Jun 5, 2019
Crystal Girls n Boys (The Dark Crystal)
The Dark Crystal (1982) · May 29, 2019
Fist the Culture Industry (Fist of the North Star)
Fist of the North Star (1986) · May 22, 2019
Mortal Kombat Lite (Bloodsport)
Bloodsport (1988) · May 15, 2019
Game Of Outdoors (The Great Outdoors)
The Great Outdoors (1988) · May 8, 2019
Space Force: Forever (Avengers: Endgame and not really Punisher)
Avengers: Endgame (2019) · May 1, 2019
Insane Klown Posse (Killer Klowns From Outer Space)
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) · May 1, 2019
ACAB (Police Academy)
Police Academy (1984) · Apr 10, 2019
Taming of the Screw (Police Story)
Police Story (1985) · Apr 3, 2019
Vampire Bikini Beach Party '87 (The Lost Boys)
The Lost Boys (1987) · Mar 27, 2019
Big Panties Special (Cry Baby)
Cry-Baby (1990) · Mar 20, 2019
Toxic Masculinity (DeathStalker)
Deathstalker (1983) · Mar 13, 2019
Conan O'Barbarian (Conan the Barbarian)
Conan the Barbarian (1982) · Mar 7, 2019
Puke Skywalker, Masterbeaster (The Beastmaster)
The Beastmaster (1982) · Feb 27, 2019
Real Nerd Sh... (Transformers: The Movie)
The Transformers: The Movie (1986) · Feb 20, 2019
A Newt's Life (Aliens)
Aliens (1986) · Feb 13, 2019
Mad Max, Bored After Thunderdome (Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome)
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) · Feb 6, 2019
Science for Weirdos (Weird Science)
Weird Science (1985) · Jan 30, 2019
Total Recall your girlfriend (Total Recall)
Total Recall (1990) · Jan 16, 2019
Creep All Day Camp (Sleepaway Camp)
Sleepaway Camp (1983) · Jan 9, 2019
The Gatest Show on Earth (The Gate)
The Gate (1987) · Dec 5, 2018
The First Soy Boy (The Last Starfighter)
The Last Starfighter (1984) · Nov 28, 2018
Life of the Kavanaughs (Night of the Creeps)
Night of the Creeps (1986) · Nov 7, 2018
Return to the Living, Death Girl [Trash Lovers Anthem] (Return of the Living Dead)
The Return of the Living Dead (1985) · Oct 31, 2018
