Welcome to Not Actually Film Critics where not actual film critics critique actual films. Each week, join us as we talk about random stuff, watch movies together and review them. For every episode, we take turns picking movies that fit within a theme, which often leads us to some real hidden gems, or fun oldies that give us a blast from the past! Sometimes we will even release a sync-track of us watching the movie together, so you can sync it up to your viewing of the movie and feel like you're one of us! Follow along with our journey, and you might just discover a favorite film you've never seen before! Also, if you have a great movie pick for one of our themes, or just want to reach out to us, feel free to email us at nafilmcritics@gmail.com You can also support our podcast at https://www.patreon.com/nafc Support us on Patreon !
Miss March (2009): Pickleball Fever, World Cup Villains, and Last-Minute Chaos
Miss March (2009) · Jul 28, 2026
Tammy and the T-Rex (1994): World Cup Conspiracies, IMAX Gripes, and Tiny Dinosaur Arms
Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) · Jul 21, 2026
Ninja Terminator (1986): Giant TVs, Obsessions, and Ninja Nonsense
Ninja Terminator (1986) · Jul 14, 2026
Kung Fu Dunk (2008): Airbender Rants, World Cup Fixes, and Basketball Nonsense
Kung Fu Dunk (2008) · Jul 7, 2026
The King of Comedy (1982): GTA Pricing, Steam Machines, and Expensive Pipe Dreams
The King of Comedy (1982) · Jun 30, 2026
The Fool (2014): World Cup Fever, Evangelion Lines, and Russian Despair
The Fool (2014) · Jun 24, 2026
The Disaster Artist (2017): Coffee Shop Mysteries, Lemon Tea Nostalgia, and Absolute Tangents
The Disaster Artist (2017) · Jun 9, 2026
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026): CRTs, Comic Cons, and Cosmic Plumbing
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026) · Jun 2, 2026
The General (1926): Cement Pours, Witch Hats, and Silent-Era Stunts
The General (1926) · May 28, 2026
Marty Supreme (2025): Moving Dates, Cult Leaders, and Cost-to-Fun Ratios
Marty Supreme (2025) · Apr 28, 2026
Him (2025): Facial Recognition, NBA Takes, and Existential Dread
HIM (2025) · Apr 21, 2026
GOAT (2026): Mewgenics Mastery, Near-Misses, and Fantasy League Regret
GOAT (2026) · Apr 14, 2026
Theodore Rex (1995): Renovation Hell, The Pitt, and Dinosaur Cop Nonsense
Theodore Rex (1995) · Apr 7, 2026
Stuart Little (1999): Power Levels, Cat Videos, and a Talking Mouse That Still Works
Stuart Little (1999) · Mar 30, 2026
Dolittle (2020): Mewgenics Freedom, Gym Nightmares, and Talking Animal Regret
Dolittle (2020) · Mar 24, 2026
Magnificent Warriors (1987): Daylight Savings Rage, Mewgenics Addiction, and Michelle Yeoh Mayhem
Magnificent Warriors (1987) · Mar 10, 2026
13 Assassins (2010): Parking Debates, Laundry Miracles, and Samurai Carnage
13 Assassins (2010) · Mar 3, 2026
Big Fish & Begonia (2016): Compound Names, Nioh 3, and Mythic Melancholy
Big Fish & Begonia (2016) · Feb 10, 2026
Zootopia 2 (2025): Immortality Chasing, Spoilers, and Existential Spirals
Zootopia 2 (2025) · Feb 3, 2026
Burning (2018): Slow Burns, Supermen, and Badlands Predators
Burning (2018) · Jan 20, 2026
No Other Choice (2025): Oyster Ramen, Podcast Futures, and Year-One Reckoning
No Other Choice (2025) · Jan 7, 2026
Battle of the Sexes (2017): Year-End Wins, Plur1bus Spoilers, and Christmas Regrets
Battle of the Sexes (2017) · Dec 31, 2025
Bugonia (2025): AI Slop, Skating Rinks, and the Movie We Definitely Didn’t Watch
Bugonia (2025) · Dec 24, 2025
The Scarlet Letter (1995): Zootopia Drama, Saudi EA, and Human Robots
The Scarlet Letter (1995) · Dec 8, 2025
Emma (2020): Plur1bus, Stranger Things, and Hong Kong Love Stories
Emma. (2020) · Dec 1, 2025
Frankenstein (2025): Gambling, Gargoyles, and Gripes About Disney
Frankenstein (2025) · Nov 26, 2025
The Blair Witch Project (1999): Butter, Dinosaurs, and Found Footage Fear
The Blair Witch Project (1999) · Nov 11, 2025
Men in Black (1997): 4K Flexing, Dragon Maids, and Dressing Room Discomfort
Men in Black (1997) · Nov 4, 2025
Demolition Man (1993): The Future Was a Taco Bell and We Still Blew It
Demolition Man (1993) · Oct 21, 2025
The Lobster (2015): Sick Days, Chainsaws, and Crustacean Courtships
The Lobster (2015) · Oct 1, 2025
WarGames (1983): Fincher Tangents, Demon Slayers, and Cold War Nerds
WarGames (1983) · Sep 22, 2025
The Day of the Dolphin (1973): Tactical Shenanigans, Talking Fish, and True Lies
The Day of the Dolphin (1973) · Sep 16, 2025
Colossus: The Forbin Project (1970): Excuses, Silksong, and the Rise of the Machines
Colossus: The Forbin Project (1970) · Sep 9, 2025
Death to Smoochy (2002): Gochujang, Swords, and Sinister Puppets
Death to Smoochy (2002) · Aug 26, 2025
Kalifornia (1993): Twinkies, Civil Wars, and Gen Z’s Empty Wallets
Kalifornia (1993) · Aug 19, 2025
One Hour Photo (2002): DOS Games, Epstein Guesses, and Sleepy Scores
One Hour Photo (2002) · Aug 5, 2025
Fermat’s Room (2007): Windows Regret, Math Traps, and Mockingbirds
Fermat's Room (2007) · Jul 30, 2025
Buried (2010): Iced Wine, Cultural Cookouts, and Spider Jumpscares
Buried (2010) · Jul 22, 2025
Under the Shadow (2016): Edgelords, Shark Dentists, and Squid Game Binge
Under the Shadow (2016) · Jul 15, 2025
Gerald’s Game (2017): UFC at the White House, Star Wars Rants, and Foggy Terrors
Gerald's Game (2017) · Jul 14, 2025
Robot Dreams (2023): Unicorns, Wick Spins, and Gaming Fever Dreams
Robot Dreams (2023) · Jun 10, 2025
Critters (1986): Obscure Obsessions, Anime Chats, and Tom Cruise Trauma
Critters (1986) · Jun 3, 2025
Inhuman Kiss (2019): Merde, Minecraft, and Monster Love
Inhuman Kiss (2019) · May 20, 2025
Companion (2025): Eels, Lazarus, and Box Office Chaos
Companion (2025) · Apr 21, 2025
Electric Dreams (1984): Earworms, Lamb Cults, and Flu-Induced Delirium
Electric Dreams (1984) · Apr 8, 2025
Titane (2021): Zenshu Zenith, Creed First Impressions, and the Glory of Titane
Titane (2021) · Apr 1, 2025
Mad God (2021): Dragon Age Rage, Robocop Rampage, and the Madness of Mad God
Mad God (2021) · Mar 25, 2025
Swiss Army Man (2016): Severance Spoilers, Space Opera Nostalgia, and Swiss Army Madness
Swiss Army Man (2016) · Mar 18, 2025
Suspiria: Severance Spirals, Betrayal, and WTF Did We Just Watch?
Suspiria (1977) · Mar 11, 2025
Suspiria: Severance Spirals, Betrayal, and WTF Did We Just Watch?
Suspiria (2018) · Mar 11, 2025
Rubber: Severance, Medieval Chaos, and Killer Tires
Rubber (2010) · Mar 4, 2025
Nightmare Alley: Witchers, Sci-Fi, and One Last Dafoe Dive
Nightmare Alley (2021) · Feb 26, 2025
Shadow of the Vampire: Severance, PC Disasters, and Willem Dafoe Madness
Shadow of the Vampire (2000) · Feb 19, 2025
Wild at Heart: Puberty, Hidden Magazines, and David Lynch Madness
Wild at Heart (1990) · Feb 11, 2025
Nosferatu: Glitches, Condors, and Jeopardy Jitters
Nosferatu (1922) · Feb 4, 2025
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) · Jan 28, 2025
The Gift: Fires, Flu, and Gaming on Ultra-Wide
The Gift (2015) · Jan 14, 2025
Blow Out: Paint Fumes, Deckbuilders, and Criterion Chaos
Blow Out (1981) · Jan 7, 2025
The Wiz: Tifa Mods, Anime Endings, and Gibbs the Black Ally
The Wiz (1978) · Dec 24, 2024
The Red Turtle: Lost Episodes, Secret Levels, and VGAs
The Red Turtle (2016) · Dec 17, 2024
The Hallow: Movie Marathons, Penguin Praise, and The Hallow
The Hallow (2015) · Nov 19, 2024
Oddity: Class Wars & Cartoon Carnage: An Intellectual Journey
Ghost Dad (1990) · Nov 12, 2024
Oddity: Class Wars & Cartoon Carnage: An Intellectual Journey
The Emperor's New Groove (2000) · Nov 12, 2024
The Substance: Shoujo Unlocks, Astro Bots, and Halloween Chills
The Substance (2024) · Nov 5, 2024
Alien Romulus: Aileen Wumulus, Laser Eyes, Full Circle of the Moon
Alien: Romulus (2024) · Oct 29, 2024
Strange Darling: Old-School FPS, Yakuza TV series, and Weird Pokémon Stuff
Strange Darling (2024) · Oct 22, 2024
Borderlands 2024: Tears, Robots, and Netflix Bangers
Borderlands (2024) · Oct 15, 2024
Gran Turismo: Weddings, Robots, and Gran Turismo Feels
Gran Turismo (2023) · Oct 9, 2024
Alone in the Dark: Vacation Highlights, Productivity Killers, and Uwe Boll's Cinematic Crimes
Alone in the Dark (2005) · Oct 1, 2024
Predestination: From Glory Holes to Hugo Awards: The COVID Origins of NAFC
Predestination (2014) · Aug 20, 2024
Vivarium: Eurotrash, Octopath Oddities, and Anime Absurdities
Vivarium (2019) · Aug 6, 2024
Bugsy Malone: Euro Trip is AheGOATed, Deadpool's Shenanigans, and Anime Galore
Bugsy Malone (1976) · Jul 30, 2024
Holy Motors (2012)
Holy Motors (2012) · Jun 18, 2024
The History of Future Folk
The History of Future Folk (2012) · Jun 4, 2024
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) · May 21, 2024
Time After Time
Time After Time (1979) · Mar 19, 2024
Sunset Boulevard
Sunset Boulevard (1950) · Feb 14, 2024
The Adventures of Robin Hood
The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) · Jan 30, 2024
Poor Things 2023
Poor Things (2023) · Jan 22, 2024
When Evil Lurks - PFS
When Evil Lurks (2023) · Nov 21, 2023
La La Land - Bluebrained
La La Land (2016) · Nov 14, 2023
Netflix's Pluto - Uncut
Pluto (2013) · Nov 7, 2023
Encanto - Definitely Not Babysitting
Encanto (2021) · Oct 31, 2023
Purple Rain - Not the Bummiest
Purple Rain (1984) · Oct 17, 2023
Little Shop of Horrors - Backseat Cuck
Little Shop of Horrors (1986) · Oct 11, 2023
Solomon Kane - Dump Buddy
Solomon Kane (2009) · Sep 26, 2023
In the Name of the King - Knée Boõ Jër Dòw
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007) · Sep 19, 2023
Dragonslayer 1981
Dragonslayer (1981) · Sep 12, 2023
Space Truckers
Space Truckers (1996) · Aug 22, 2023
Space Jam: A New Legacy - A Space Movie
Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021) · Aug 8, 2023
Plan 9 From Outer Space - Brown Thumb
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1957) · Aug 1, 2023
Europa Report - Mic Check
Europa Report (2013) · Jul 25, 2023
Barbarella - Fonda Her Janes
Barbarella (1968) · Jul 18, 2023
Coherence - All Thanks to Child Labor
Coherence (2014) · Jul 11, 2023
The Man from Earth - Caveman Christ
The Man from Earth (2007) · Jul 5, 2023
Superintelligence - A Mindmelting Experience
Superintelligence (2020) · Jun 6, 2023
SPOILERS!! Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) · Jun 6, 2023
Network - Rows of Baby Teeth
Network (1976) · May 31, 2023
Hail, Caesar! - Possessed
Hail, Caesar! (2016) · May 16, 2023
The Naked Gun - Bean'd
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988) · May 9, 2023
her - Right In the Kokoro
Her (2013) · Apr 25, 2023
M3GAN - (pronounced Myoangern)
M3GAN (2022) · Apr 18, 2023
The Wailing - Pump Up the Jam
The Wailing (2016) · Mar 28, 2023
The Taking of Deborah Logan - The Last of Us: The Video Game: The Show
The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014) · Mar 21, 2023
Infinity Pool - Jon Voight as Chinese Curator
Infinity Pool (2023) · Mar 7, 2023
Archive - Quidditch Sucks
Archive (2020) · Feb 21, 2023
Ingrid Goes West - Corgi Ass
Ingrid Goes West (2017) · Jan 31, 2023
Time Bandits - A Loaf of Crackers
Time Bandits (1981) · Jan 24, 2023
Possession - Gundumb
Possession (1981) · Jan 16, 2023
Æon Flux - Have You Ever 70'd?
Æon Flux (2005) · Jan 10, 2023
Bottle Rocket - Woooooow
Bottle Rocket (1996) · Jan 3, 2023
[Bonus] SPOILERS!!! Avatar: The Way of the Water
Avatar: The Way of Water (2022) · Dec 27, 2022
Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio - Dichter Scale
Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio (2022) · Dec 27, 2022
Bonnie and Clyde - Panty Stamp
Bonnie and Clyde (1967) · Dec 20, 2022
Emily the Criminal
Emily the Criminal (2022) · Dec 13, 2022
Dark City - Women Are From Bitties
Dark City (1998) · Dec 6, 2022
Fantastic Planet - Gur
Fantastic Planet (1973) · Nov 29, 2022
Crimes of the Future - S***posting
Crimes of the Future (2022) · Nov 22, 2022
Metropolis - Raw fo Dog
Metropolis (1927) · Nov 15, 2022
Barbarian - Balls Deep
Barbarian (2022) · Nov 8, 2022
Alice, Sweet Alice - Championships White & Loser Yellow
Alice, Sweet Alice (1976) · Oct 25, 2022
Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum - You're Our Lightsaber
Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum (2018) · Oct 18, 2022
Marked for Death - Button Mashing at Life
Marked for Death (1990) · Oct 4, 2022
Rumble in the Bronx - EdgingRunners
Rumble in the Bronx (1995) · Sep 27, 2022
Bloodsport - KUMITE
Bloodsport (1988) · Sep 20, 2022
Once Upon a Time in China - Moon Wiccan Wizards
Once Upon a Time in China (1991) · Sep 13, 2022
Dynasty Warriors - Needs More Horse Drift
Dynasty Warriors (2021) · Sep 6, 2022
Hardboiled - #BangLocalMilfs
Hardboiled (1929) · Aug 31, 2022
3 Idiots - Izzy is Sorry
3 Idiots (2009) · Aug 9, 2022
Drishyam (2015): DODOpamine
Drishyam (2015) · Jul 27, 2022
RRR - The Movie You Need Right Now
RRR (2022) · Jul 19, 2022
The Lazarus Effect - Autonomoose
The Lazarus Effect (2015) · Jun 20, 2022
Flatliners - Covid Scrotum
Flatliners (1990) · Jun 13, 2022
The Frighteners - Shingeki no Reason
The Frighteners (1996) · Jun 8, 2022
The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - It's Morbin Time
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (1978) · May 31, 2022
Delicatessen - Red Rover Coming Over
Delicatessen (1991) · May 24, 2022
The Hundred-Foot Journey - CardaMom's On the Grill
The Hundred-Foot Journey (2014) · May 17, 2022
I'm Thinking of Ending Things - Where Is My Mind?
I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2020) · May 3, 2022
Headshot - Batman: Bullet Sponge
Headshot (2016) · Apr 25, 2022
Headshot - Batman: Bullet Sponge
The Batman (2022) · Apr 25, 2022
Okja - Ora Ora Ora Intercourse
Okja (2017) · Apr 12, 2022
The Adam Project - Pray for Burgers
The Adam Project (2022) · Apr 5, 2022
Wrecked - Adam Brady
Wrecked (2010) · Mar 29, 2022
Big Bug - Nerd Alert
Big Bug Disaster (2022) · Mar 16, 2022
The Lighthouse - Pacemaker
The Lighthouse (2019) · Mar 8, 2022
Kate - Watashi Wa Assassin
Kate (2021) · Feb 22, 2022
12 Angry Men - Turns Out, It Was A Dog
12 Angry Men (1957) · Feb 9, 2022
Children of Men - Figging for Gold
Children of Men (2006) · Jan 18, 2022
Shawshank Redemption - C*** Talk
The Shawshank Redemption (1994) · Jan 11, 2022
Cronos - New Year, Vampire Me
Cronos (1993) · Jan 4, 2022
BloodRayne - Oh My Godzilla
BloodRayne (2005) · Dec 14, 2021
Blood Red Sky - DDDDDTEXAS!
Blood Red Sky (2021) · Nov 30, 2021
Waking Life - Werebeaver Moon
Waking Life (2001) · Nov 22, 2021
Brazil - This Is Cinema
Brazil (1985) · Nov 15, 2021
Before I Wake - Mommy's Little Dream Machine
Before I Wake (2016) · Nov 1, 2021
The City of Lost Children - Muad'Deep
The City of Lost Children (1995) · Oct 26, 2021
Dune (1984) - Dune Dune DUUUUUUNE
Dune (1984) · Oct 19, 2021
The Ritual - Are You Calling My Wife A Whale?
The Ritual (2017) · Oct 12, 2021
Baskin - Jane.... Jane Blonde
Baskın (2013) · Sep 30, 2021
Rollerball (1975) - JONATHAN
Rollerball (1975) · Sep 21, 2021
Warrior - A Raging Tom Hardy
Warrior (2011) · Sep 14, 2021
Bull Durham - Gonna Gibbs You Some Mox
Bull Durham (1988) · Aug 31, 2021
A Touch of Sin - In With the New Shit
A Touch of Sin (2013) · Aug 24, 2021
Inside Job - Pop the Documentary Cherry
Inside Job (2010) · Aug 20, 2021
The Big Short - How Big Are Your Heels?
The Big Short (2015) · Aug 10, 2021
Sorry to Bother You - EWPs I Did It Again
Sorry to Bother You (2018) · Aug 3, 2021
Playtime - Tell Them the Vampire Sent You
PlayTime (1967) · Jul 27, 2021
Images - Welcome to Poop
Images (1972) · Jun 24, 2021
Persona - Benjamin Belly Button
Persona (1966) · Jun 16, 2021
Dracula 3000 - Vampire... in SPACE!!!
Dracula 3000 (2004) · Jun 10, 2021
Space Sweepers - Bebop Wars
Space Sweepers (2021) · Jun 2, 2021
The Man Who Fell To Earth - I Want to Bowiebe
The Man Who Fell to Earth (1976) · May 26, 2021
Sputnik - Cosmonot Human
Sputnik (2020) · May 12, 2021
Color Out of Space - HP Cagecraft
Color Out of Space (2020) · May 5, 2021
Vampire's Kiss - Uncage the Cage
Vampire's Kiss (1989) · Apr 28, 2021
Left Behind (2014) - Come At Me Leprechauns
Left Behind (2014) · Apr 13, 2021
THX 1138 - Numbers Are the Future
THX 1138 (1971) · Apr 7, 2021
I Care A Lot - Rererevenge
I Care a Lot (2021) · Mar 24, 2021
White God - Heartless Hungarians
White God (2014) · Mar 10, 2021
Possessor - Remote Control Assassin
Possessor (2020) · Mar 3, 2021
Mulholland Drive - California Dreamin and Screamin
Mulholland Drive (2001) · Feb 23, 2021
Sweetheart - Island...Get Away!
Sweetheart (2019) · Feb 17, 2021
Altered States - Tripping Balls Across the Universe
Altered States (1980) · Feb 3, 2021
Habitat - Dr. Dad Swarm Saves Earth
Habitat (1997) · Jan 26, 2021
Them! - Irradiated Ants In Your Pants
Them! (1954) · Jan 19, 2021
From Beyond - My Pineal Gland Is Throbbing
From Beyond (1986) · Jan 12, 2021
The Garden of Words - Feet and Forbidden Love for Sensei
The Garden of Words (2013) · Jan 7, 2021
American Graffiti - George Lucas's Boomer Wet Dream
American Graffiti (1973) · Dec 29, 2020
Eighth Grade - Middle School Blows, Am I Right?
Eighth Grade (2018) · Dec 23, 2020
Dazed and Confused - Drunk, High, and Spanked in the 70's
Dazed and Confused (1993) · Dec 17, 2020
Brewster McCloud - Teenage Icarus at the Astrodome
Brewster McCloud (1971) · Dec 7, 2020
Passenger 57 - More Nut Shots Than You Would Think...
Passenger 57 (1992) · Nov 30, 2020
Airplane vs Volcano - Volcanos Take Revenge On A Plane...
Airplane vs Volcano (2014) · Nov 23, 2020
Porco Rosso - Pigs Really Do Fly!
Porco Rosso (1992) · Nov 16, 2020
Deep Rising - The Skull Island Prequel That Never Happened
Deep Rising (1998) · Nov 10, 2020
Ponyo - Miyazaki's Masterful Watery World
Ponyo (2008) · Oct 26, 2020
The Shape of Water - Fishy Love In a Tub
The Shape of Water (2017) · Oct 12, 2020