The 3rd One Sucks is a biweekly podcast where our hosts Dan and Mark watch every film in a franchise and rank them from first to worst! It is definitely not an excuse for them to hang out with each other regularly and joke about movies! Uploads every other Thursday.
Back to the Future Part III (1990)
Back to the Future Part III (1990) · Jun 4, 2026
Back to the Future Part II (1989)
Back to the Future Part II (1989) · May 21, 2026
Back to the Future (1985)
Back to the Future (1985) · May 7, 2026
Jurassic World - Rebirth (2025)
Jurassic World Rebirth (2025) · Apr 23, 2026
Jurassic World - Dominion (2022)
Jurassic World Dominion (2022) · Apr 9, 2026
Jurassic World - Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) · Mar 26, 2026
Jurassic World (2015)
Jurassic World (2015) · Mar 12, 2026
Jurassic Park III (2001)
Jurassic Park III (2001) · Feb 26, 2026
The Lost World - Jurassic Park (1997)
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) · Feb 11, 2026
Jurassic Park (1993)
Jurassic Park (1993) · Feb 7, 2026
Tron: Ares (2025)
TRON: Ares (2025) · Jan 15, 2026
Tron: Legacy (2010)
TRON: Legacy (2010) · Jan 1, 2026
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) · Dec 4, 2025
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) · Nov 20, 2025
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) · Nov 6, 2025
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) · Oct 23, 2025
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) · Oct 9, 2025
Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)
The Fantastic 4: First Steps (2025) · Sep 25, 2025
Fantastic Four (2015)
Fantastic Four (2015) · Sep 11, 2025
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) · Aug 28, 2025
Fantastic Four (2005)
Fantastic Four (2005) · Aug 14, 2025
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024)
Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024) · Jun 5, 2025
Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021)
Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021) · May 22, 2025
Ghostbusters (2016)
Ghostbusters (2016) · May 8, 2025
Ghostbusters II (1989)
Ghostbusters II (1989) · Apr 24, 2025
Ghostbusters (1984)
Ghostbusters (1984) · Apr 10, 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024)
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024) · Mar 27, 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022) · Mar 13, 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog (1996) & Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie (1996) · Feb 27, 2025
Sonic the Hedgehog (1996) & Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) · Feb 27, 2025
Jumanji: The Next Level (2019)
Jumanji: The Next Level (2019) · Feb 13, 2025
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017) · Jan 30, 2025
Zathura: A Space Adventure (2005)
Zathura: A Space Adventure (2005) · Jan 16, 2025
'Twas the Night Before Christmas (1974) & The Stingiest Man in Town (1978)
'Twas the Night Before Christmas (1974) · Dec 24, 2024
A Quiet Place: Day One (2024)
A Quiet Place: Day One (2024) · Oct 24, 2024
A Quiet Place Part II (2021)
A Quiet Place Part II (2021) · Oct 10, 2024
A Quiet Place (2018)
A Quiet Place (2018) · Sep 26, 2024
Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) · Sep 12, 2024
Deadpool 2 (2018)
Deadpool 2 (2018) · Aug 29, 2024
Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves (1997)
Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves (1997) · Jun 6, 2024
Honey, I Blew Up the Kid (1992)
Honey, I Blew Up the Kid (1992) · May 23, 2024
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989) · May 9, 2024
The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023)
The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023) · Apr 25, 2024
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2 (2015)
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2 (2015) · Apr 11, 2024
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 (2014)
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 (2014) · Mar 28, 2024
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) · Mar 14, 2024
The Hunger Games (2012)
The Hunger Games (2012) · Feb 29, 2024
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023) · Feb 15, 2024
Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie (2022)
Turtles Forever (2009)
Turtles Forever (2009) · Jan 18, 2024
The World's End (2013)
The World's End (2013) · May 26, 2023
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Shaun of the Dead (2004) · Apr 27, 2023
Air Bud: Spikes Back (2003)
Air Bud: Spikes Back (2003) · Apr 13, 2023
Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch (2002)
Air Bud: Seventh Inning Fetch (2002) · Mar 30, 2023
Air Bud: Golden Receiver (1998)
Air Bud: Golden Receiver (1998) · Mar 2, 2023
The King's Man (2021)
The King's Man (2021) · Feb 2, 2023
Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017)
Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) · Jan 19, 2023
Home Alone 3 (1997)
Home Alone 3 (1997) · Dec 22, 2022
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) · Dec 8, 2022
Home Alone (1990)
Home Alone (1990) · Nov 24, 2022
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) · Oct 27, 2022
D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996)
D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996) · Sep 15, 2022
D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994)
D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994) · Sep 1, 2022
The Mighty Ducks (1992)
The Mighty Ducks (1992) · Aug 18, 2022
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: Belle (2021)
Belle (2021) · May 26, 2022
Evangelion: 3.0 + 1.01 Thrice Upon A Time (2021)
Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time (2021) · May 12, 2022
Evangelion: 3.33 You Can (Not) Redo (2012)
Evangelion: 3.0 You Can (Not) Redo (2012) · Apr 28, 2022
Evangelion: 2.22 You Can (Not) Advance (2009)
Evangelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance (2009) · Apr 14, 2022
Evangelion: 1.11 You Are (Not) Alone (2007)
Evangelion: 1.0 You Are (Not) Alone (2007) · Mar 31, 2022
The End of Evangelion (1997)
Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion (1997) · Mar 17, 2022
Evangelion:Death (True)2 (1998)
EVANGELION: DEATH (TRUE)² (1998) · Mar 3, 2022
Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020)
Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020) · Feb 17, 2022
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991) · Feb 3, 2022
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
The Matrix Resurrections (2021) · Jan 6, 2022
The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
The Matrix Revolutions (2003) · Dec 23, 2021
The Matrix Reloaded (2003)
The Matrix Reloaded (2003) · Dec 9, 2021
The Matrix (1999)
The Matrix (1999) · Nov 25, 2021
Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) · Aug 19, 2021
Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi (2017)
Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) · Aug 5, 2021
Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens (2015)
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015) · Jul 22, 2021
Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (1983)
Return of the Jedi (1983) · Jul 8, 2021
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
The Empire Strikes Back (1980) · Jun 24, 2021
Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (1977)
Star Wars (1977) · Jun 10, 2021
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) · May 27, 2021
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) · May 14, 2021
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) · Apr 29, 2021
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002) · Apr 15, 2021
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) · Apr 1, 2021
Pitch Perfect 3 (2017)
Pitch Perfect 3 (2017) · Mar 18, 2021
Pitch Perfect 2 (2015)
Pitch Perfect 2 (2015) · Mar 4, 2021
Pitch Perfect (2012)
Pitch Perfect (2012) · Feb 18, 2021
The NeverEnding Story III: Escape From Fantasia (1994)
The NeverEnding Story III (1994) · Feb 4, 2021
The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter (1990)
The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter (1990) · Jan 21, 2021
The NeverEnding Story (1984)
The NeverEnding Story (1984) · Jan 7, 2021
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) · Dec 24, 2020
Muppet's Most Wanted (2014)
Muppets Most Wanted (2014) · Dec 10, 2020
The Muppets (2011)
The Muppets (2011) · Nov 26, 2020
Muppets From Space (1999)
Muppets from Space (1999) · Nov 25, 2020
Muppet Treasure Island (1996)
Muppet Treasure Island (1996) · Oct 29, 2020
The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)
The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984) · Oct 15, 2020
The Great Muppet Caper (1981)
The Great Muppet Caper (1981) · Oct 1, 2020
The Muppet Movie (1979)
The Muppet Movie (1979) · Sep 17, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: The Boy & The Beast (2015).
The Boy and the Beast (2015) · Jul 9, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: Wolf Children (2012).
Wolf Children (2012) · Jun 25, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: Summer Wars (2009).
Summer Wars (2009) · Jun 11, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: One Piece: Baron Omatsuri and the Secret Island (2005).
One Piece: Baron Omatsuri and the Secret Island (2005) · May 28, 2020
The Works of Mamoru Hosoda: The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006).
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006) · May 14, 2020
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011) · Apr 16, 2020
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010) · Apr 2, 2020
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) · Mar 19, 2020
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) · Mar 5, 2020
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) · Feb 20, 2020
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) · Feb 6, 2020
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) · Jan 23, 2020
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (2001) · Jan 9, 2020
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) & Rudolph's Shiny New Year (1976)
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) · Dec 12, 2019
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016) · Nov 14, 2019
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) · Oct 31, 2019
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993) · Oct 3, 2019
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) · Aug 31, 2019