Two friends attempt to determine once and for all which action star has the highest body count in movie history -- currently, by watching every Sylvester Stallone movie one at a time. Formerly the Bad Puns and Machine Guns Podcast.
Episode 84 - Finish Him (Rambo: Last Blood)
Rambo: Last Blood (2019) · Mar 15, 2023
Episode 83 - Suspension of Disbelief (Driven)
Driven (2023) · Mar 1, 2023
Episode 82 - Shark Sandwich (The Suicide Squad)
The Suicide Squad (2021) · Feb 15, 2023
Episode 81 - Better Late Than Never (Grudge Match)
Grudge Match (2013) · Mar 2, 2022
Episode 79 - Geezer Teaser (Escape Plan: The Extractors)
Escape Plan: The Extractors (2019) · May 12, 2021
Episode 78 - The Mob Squad (Capone)
Capone (2020) · Apr 28, 2021
Episode 77 - Pride and Precipice (Cliffhanger)
Cliffhanger (2020) · Apr 14, 2021
Bonus - Sheriff Robo (Dredd)
Dredd (2012) · Jan 27, 2021
Episode 75 - Chief Justice Lebowski (Judge Dredd)
Judge Dredd (1995) · Dec 16, 2020
Episode 74 - Bulletman to the Head (Animal Crackers)
Animal Crackers (2018) · Dec 2, 2020
Episode 73 - Accents Will Happen (Get Carter)
Get Carter (1971) · Nov 18, 2020
Bonus - Stick the Soft Soap (Get Carter 1971)
Get Carter (1971) · Nov 4, 2020
Bonus - Superman Commentary
Superman (1978) · Sep 17, 2020
Bonus - Logan Commentary
Logan (2017) · Aug 5, 2020
Episode 72 - Keep Moving Forward (Rocky Balboa)
Rocky Balboa (2006) · Jun 10, 2020
Episode 70 - Dialing for Dollars (Shade)
Shade (2003) · May 6, 2020
Episode 69 - Insect Politics (Antz)
Antz (1998) · Apr 22, 2020
Episode 68 - Exquisite Corpse (Avenging Angelo)
Avenging Angelo (2002) · Apr 8, 2020
Episode 67 - Tunnel Vision (Daylight)
daylight (2019) · Mar 25, 2020
Episode 66 - Planet of the Drapes (Terminator: Dark Fate)
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019) · Feb 26, 2020
Bonus - Fantastic Damage (Hot Shots! Part Deux)
Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993) · Feb 12, 2020
Bonus - No Country for Old Men Commentary
No Country for Old Men (2007) · Jan 29, 2020
Bonus - The Rock Commentary
The Rock (1996) · Jan 15, 2020
Bonus - The Don Johnsonssaince (Machete)
Machete (2010) · Jan 1, 2020
Episode 65 - Roof Rantlers (Rocky V)
Rocky V (1990) · Dec 18, 2019
Episode 62 - We've Got Hoffa Mind to Agree (F.I.S.T.)
F.I.S.T. (1978) · Nov 6, 2019
Episode 61 - Virtual Fun (Spy Kids 3: Game Over)
Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003) · Oct 23, 2019
Episode 60 - Tourist Trap (Rambo III)
Rambo III (1988) · Oct 9, 2019
Episode 59 - Russian to Conclusions (Rocky IV)
Rocky IV (1985) · Jun 19, 2019
Episode 58 - Burned With Chicken Fire (Rambo: First Blood Part II)
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985) · Jun 5, 2019
Episode 57 - Gorilla Tactics (Zookeeper)
Zookeeper (2011) · May 22, 2019
Episode 56 - Rubberband Man (The Lords of Flatbush)
The Lords of Flatbush (1974) · May 8, 2019
Episode 55 - Rogue Cops in Disguise (Nighthawks)
Nighthawks (1981) · Apr 24, 2019
Episode 54 - Harmin' Electra (Assassins)
Assassins (1995) · Apr 10, 2019
Bonus - Made Up Out of Whole Cloth (The Muppet Show)
The Muppet Show (2026) · Mar 27, 2019
Episode 53 - The Beach Boys (Rocky III)
Rocky III (1982) · Mar 13, 2019
Episode 52 - Maternal Affairs (Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot)
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992) · Feb 27, 2019
Episode 50 - The Algorithm Is Gonna Get You (Escape Plan 2: Hades)
Escape Plan 2: Hades (2018) · Jan 30, 2019
Episode 49 - Planet Indiana (Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2)
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) · Jan 16, 2019
Episode 48 - Palance of Power (Tango & Cash)
Tango & Cash (1989) · Jan 2, 2019
Bonus - Ring Around the Pokey (Death Race)
Death Race (2008) · Nov 7, 2018
Bonus - First Bud (Son of Rambow)
Son of Rambow (2007) · Oct 10, 2018
Episode 47 - Ring Exchange (Rocky II)
Rocky II (1979) · Aug 29, 2018
Episode 46 - Gripping Drama (Over the Top)
Over the Top (1987) · Aug 15, 2018
Episode 45 - Unintellectual Property (Ratchet & Clank)
Ratchet & Clank (2016) · Aug 1, 2018
Episode 44 - Maiming Convention (First Blood)
First Blood (1982) · Jul 18, 2018
Episode 43 - League of Detonations (The Specialist)
The Specialist (1994) · Jul 4, 2018
Episode 42 - Squad Goals (Escape to Victory)
Escape to Victory (1981) · Jun 20, 2018
Episode 41 - Bicentennial Man (Rocky)
Bicentennial Man (1999) · May 23, 2018
Episode 40 - The French Quarter Gets Shortchanged (Bullet to the Head)
Bullet to the Head (2012) · May 9, 2018
Episode 39 - Ride of Frankenstein (Death Race 2000)
Death Race 2000 (1975) · Apr 25, 2018
Episode 38 - Fat Blue Line (Cop Land)
Cop Land (1997) · Apr 11, 2018
Episode 37 - Bland Ole Opry (Rhinestone)
Rhinestone (1984) · Mar 28, 2018
Episode 36 - It's a Brave New World (Demolition Man)
Demolition Man (1993) · Mar 14, 2018
Episode 35 - Drummer's In the House! (Expendables 3)
The Expendables 3 (2014) · Feb 28, 2018
Episode 34 - Chuck Norris Ate My Balls (Expendables 2)
The Expendables 2 (2012) · Feb 28, 2018
Discussing Killing Gunther
Killing Gunther (2017) · Feb 27, 2018
Episode 32 - Pops' Secret (Terminator Genisys)
Terminator Genisys (2015) · Feb 27, 2018
Episode 31 - Of Wolves and Kings (Pumping Iron)
Pumping Iron (1977) · Feb 27, 2018
Episode 30 - An Ill-Conceived Creation (Junior)
Junior (1994) · Feb 27, 2018
Episode 29 - Eighty-Four Percent (The 6th Day)
The 6th Day (2000) · Feb 27, 2018
Episode 28 - Tango & Cache (True Lies)
True Lies (1994) · Feb 27, 2018
Episode 27 - Hard Knoxville (The Last Stand)
The Last Stand (2013) · Feb 27, 2018
Episode 26 - Appraising Grace (Conan the Destroyer)
Conan the Destroyer (1984) · Feb 27, 2018
Episode 25 - The Icing on the Cake (Raw Deal)
Raw Deal (1986) · Feb 27, 2018
Bonus - King Willie Style (Predator 2)
Predator 2 (1990) · Feb 27, 2018
Bonus - Robots in Disguise (Terminator Salvation)
Terminator Salvation (2009) · Feb 27, 2018
Bonus - A Bear in His Department (Jingle All the Way 2)
Jingle All the Way 2 (2014) · Feb 27, 2018
Episode 24 - Funky Ex Machina (Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines)
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) · Feb 27, 2018
Episode 23 - Snakes on a Plain (Conan the Barbarian)
Conan the Barbarian (1982) · Feb 27, 2018
Episode 22 - Byrne Baby Byrne (End of Days)
End of Days (1999) · Feb 27, 2018
Episode 21 - It's the Most Turbo Time of the Year (Jingle All the Way)
Jingle All the Way (1996) · Feb 27, 2018
Episode 20 - Filmicus Stupidus (The Villain)
The Villain (2018) · Feb 27, 2018
Episode 17 - The Great Gatling Governors (Predator)
Predator (1987) · Feb 27, 2018
Bonus - P Is for Pineapple (Kindergarten Cop 2)
Kindergarten Cop 2 (2016) · Feb 27, 2018
Episode 16 - The Greatest Action Story Ever Told (Terminator 2: Judgment Day)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) · Feb 27, 2018
Episode 15 - Bears Who Go Shopping (Kindergarten Cop)
Kindergarten Cop (1990) · Feb 27, 2018
Episode 14 - Bears Who Wear Shoes (Hercules in New York)
Hercules in New York (1970) · Feb 27, 2018
Episode 13 - Kalidornication (Red Sonja)
Red Sonja (1985) · Feb 27, 2018
Episode 12 - Hauser? I Hardly Richter! (Total Recall)
Total Recall (1990) · Feb 27, 2018
Episode 11 - Pushing Up Daisies (Maggie)
Pushing Up Daisies (1973) · Feb 27, 2018
Episode 10 - El Gringo Grande (Collateral Damage)
Collateral Damage (2002) · Feb 27, 2018
Bonus - Santos's Little Helper (McBain)
McBain (1991) · Feb 25, 2018
Episode 8 - Kyle Reese's Day Off (The Terminator)
The Terminator (1984) · Feb 25, 2018
Episode 6 - The Most Interesting Man in Mr. Universe (Stay Hungry)
Stay Hungry (1976) · Feb 25, 2018
Episode 5 - Forty-Eight Percent (Sabotage)
Sabotage (2014) · Feb 25, 2018
Episode 4 - We Just Killed the Franchise (Batman & Robin)
Batman & Robin (1997) · Feb 25, 2018
Episode 3 - A Mixture of Action Und Comedy (Twins)
Twins (1988) · Feb 25, 2018
Episode 2 - The Great Grappling Governors (The Running Man)
The Running Man (1987) · Feb 25, 2018
Episode 1 - Big Mistake? (Last Action Hero)
Last Action Hero (1993) · Feb 25, 2018