Twice a month, a lit professor, a behavioral therapist, and an elder care worker make fun of and analyze horror movies...because no one wants to be scared alone. But no one wants to stop watching scary movies, either.
Ginger Snaps: Medusa Downstairs (w/Zena Dixon)
Ginger Snaps (2000) · May 7, 2021
Annihilation: That's Why Incest Is Bad
Annihilation (2018) · Apr 23, 2021
Angel Heart: The Everyman's Butt (w/Clay McLeod Chapman)
Angel Heart (1987) · Apr 9, 2021
The Others (with Andrew Farmer)
The Others (2001) · Mar 26, 2021
Eve's Bayou: Always Slightly Swampy
Eve's Bayou (1997) · Mar 12, 2021
Ganja & Hess: Don't Kink Shame
Ganja & Hess (1973) · Feb 26, 2021
The Love Witch: D*ck-Shaped Steak
The Love Witch (2016) · Feb 12, 2021
Horse Girl: Pomes
Horse Girl (2020) · Jan 29, 2021
Jurassic Park: Clippy
Jurassic Park (1993) · Jan 15, 2021
His House: Those Imperialist Bastards
His House (2020) · Jan 1, 2021
Mothman Prophecies: 1ndr1d c01d has entered the chat
The Mothman Prophecies (2002) · Dec 18, 2020
Thirst: Very Looney Tunes
Thirst (2009) · Dec 4, 2020
Djinn: Lost Backstreet Boy
Djinn (2013) · Nov 20, 2020
The Descent: What in the Live Laugh Love...?
The Descent (2005) · Nov 6, 2020
Beast: His Detergent is Wrong for His Body Chemistry
Beauty and the Beast (2017) · Sep 25, 2020
No Country for Old Men: Go-Go Gadget Penis
No Country for Old Men (2007) · Sep 11, 2020
Jeepers Creepers: Defund the Police
Jeepers Creepers (2001) · Aug 28, 2020
Poltergeist: The Goku of Moms
Poltergeist (1982) · Aug 14, 2020
Devil's Advocate: Big Scary Drug Man
The Devil's Advocate (1997) · Jul 31, 2020
Teeth: A Lot of Blood, A Lot of Secrets, A Lot of Chanting
Teeth (2008) · Jul 17, 2020
What Lies Beneath: Nancy Meyers Directing Scooby Doo
What Lies Beneath (2000) · Jul 3, 2020
The Strangers: Yeti Dick
The Strangers (2008) · Jun 19, 2020
Creep 2: Call Us, Mark Duplass (or Doug Jones)
Creep 2 (2017) · Jun 5, 2020
Cloverfield: Survive the Apocalypse with a UTI
Cloverfield (2008) · May 22, 2020
The Wicker Man (1973): Saruman’s Grandfather
The Wicker Man (1973) · May 1, 2020
28 Days Later: "Rage" is the Opposite of Zoloft
28 Days Later (2002) · Apr 24, 2020
Cabin in the Woods: Just Pump in Some Bad-Decision Juice
The Cabin in the Woods (2012) · Apr 10, 2020
The Hunger: This Is Basically a Music Video, or HOT JAZZ
The Hunger (1983) · Mar 27, 2020
As Above So Below: Catacomb Karaoke
As Above, So Below (2014) · Mar 13, 2020
Candyman: Black People Tried to Tell You, Helen
Candyman (1992) · Feb 28, 2020
Midsommar: The Worst Couple I’ve Ever Seen—Happy Valentine’s Day!
Midsommar (2019) · Feb 14, 2020
The Exorcist: This Isn't Mario
The Exorcist (1973) · Jan 31, 2020
It Comes at Night: A Simba Smear
It Comes at Night (2017) · Jan 17, 2020
The Revenant: You Put Those Guts Back!
The Revenant (2015) · Jan 3, 2020
The Golem: Hype on Syphilis
The Golem (2018) · Dec 20, 2019
Wind River: No Half Tit
Wind River (2017) · Nov 22, 2019
The Eyes of My Mother: Gypsy Rose Lee and Gladiator
The Eyes of My Mother (2016) · Nov 8, 2019
Evil Dead 2: Babydoll Dreadlock Amulet
Evil Dead II (1987) · Oct 25, 2019
We Have Always Lived in the Castle: Wife It Up
We Have Always Lived in the Castle (2019) · Oct 11, 2019
Creep: Big D*ck Energy
Creep (2014) · Sep 27, 2019
Single White Female: Let’s Go Shopping
Single White Female (1992) · Sep 13, 2019
Hush: The Mechanics of Metaphor
Hush (2016) · Aug 30, 2019
The Conjuring: Cloth Doesn't Photograph That Well
The Conjuring (2013) · Aug 16, 2019
Bad Times at the El Royale: Too Fat for Our Armor
Bad Times at the El Royale (2018) · Aug 2, 2019
The Perfection: A Rocketshit
The Perfection (2018) · Jul 19, 2019
Autopsy of Jane Doe: Small Claims Court of the Supernatural
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016) · Jul 5, 2019
The Ritual: No Rattan Effigies, Please
The Ritual (2017) · Jun 21, 2019
Under the Skin: Let Me Tell You about the Void
Under the Skin (2014) · Jun 7, 2019
Hereditary: Naked Witchcraft Parties
Hereditary (2018) · May 24, 2019
You Were Never Really Here: A Bitch Needs to Know Court
You Were Never Really Here (2017) · May 10, 2019
Train to Busan: Escalator versus Horde
Train to Busan (2016) · Apr 26, 2019
The Invitation: I’m an Orchid
Us: Run onto Your Freudian Sword
Us (2019) · Mar 29, 2019
Misery: Rappers Rapping about Rap
Misery (1990) · Mar 15, 2019
Pet Sematary: Take a Hoe Bath
Pet Sematary (2019) · Mar 1, 2019
It Follows: Whom to F*ck
It Follows (2015) · Feb 14, 2019
Tales from the Hood: Bear Witness, You Weak Bitch
Tales from the Hood (1995) · Feb 1, 2019
Hard Candy: Cotton Candy Slime
Hard Candy (2005) · Jan 18, 2019
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night: Strawberry Milk
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014) · Jan 4, 2019
Let the Right One In: Dopest Fucking Baby
Let the Right One In (2008) · Dec 7, 2018
The VVitch: Butter, Axes, and Pretty Dresses
The Last Witch Hunter (2015) · Nov 23, 2018
The Amityville Horror: Imaginary Friended
The Amityville Horror (1979) · Nov 9, 2018
Halloween: Tits of Misogyny
Halloween (1978) · Oct 31, 2018
The Omen: Family Takes All Forms, You Piece of Shit
The Omen (1976) · Oct 19, 2018
Interview with the Vampire: The Gullet
Interview with the Vampire (1994) · Oct 5, 2018
Deliverance: Dueling White Nonsense
Deliverance (1972) · Sep 21, 2018
Night of the Living Dead: A Practice in Segue-ism
Night of the Living Dead (1968) · Sep 7, 2018
THOROUGHBREDS: From HAHA to OH F#CK
Thoroughbreds (2018) · Aug 24, 2018
Black Swan: The Gravitron
Black Swan (2010) · Aug 10, 2018
Devil's Candy: Defend Your Man Crush to Your Wife
The Devil's Candy (2016) · Jul 27, 2018
Jaws: Shark Cages are FINE
Jaws (1975) · Jul 13, 2018
Natural Born Killers: 75% Derailed, 25% Chuggin' Along
Natural Born Killers (1994) · Jun 29, 2018
Pan's Labyrinth: Not a Snake Spirit, Though
Pan's Labyrinth (2006) · Jun 15, 2018
Raw: Every Dress is a Freakum Dress
Raw (2017) · Jun 1, 2018
Evil Dead: Boner Killer, Immediately
The Evil Dead (1981) · May 18, 2018
Alien: Dick Oyster Hell Beast
Alien (1979) · May 7, 2018
Rosemary's Baby: Devil Emoji, Baby Emoji
Rosemary's Baby (1968) · Apr 20, 2018
American Psycho: Smile While You Yell
American Psycho (2000) · Apr 6, 2018
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark: Call the Police
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019) · Mar 30, 2018
Girl with All the Gifts: All Children Are Feral Children
the girl with all the gifts (2019) · Mar 16, 2018
One Flew Over the Cuckoos' Nest: Below the Belt or Above the Eyes
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975) · Mar 2, 2018
The Mummy: Welcome to Planet Egyptland
The Mummy (1999) · Feb 14, 2018
Perfume: Can You Smell What He's Cooking?
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006) · Jan 26, 2018
The Shining: She's a Treasure, and He's an Asshole
The Shining (1980) · Jan 12, 2018
Monster: American Flag Bikini
Monster (2003) · Dec 29, 2017
Silence of the Lambs: Dessert Wine for Everyone
The Silence of the Lambs (1991) · Dec 14, 2017
The Lure: Two Mermaids Walk Into a Strip Club
The Lure (2015) · Dec 1, 2017
The Craft: Another 90s Makeover Movie
The Craft (1996) · Nov 17, 2017
Dracula: A Mouth Full of Dicks
Dracula (1931) · Oct 26, 2017