We are your fantasy hosts three - Jamie, Cassidy, and Jack - and we take a philosophical and humorous approach to discussing fantasy movies and other media. We are all lifelong scholars, who love to analyze the media we consume, but can't help joking around as well, because we are also silly people at heart. On Swords & Satire we review both classic and modern fantasy movies and media, and take an in depth look at the themes, scenes and lore within each one. We highlight the epic moments and features of each film, and treat them with the respect they deserve, taking each one as seriously as a piece of art. We also release mini episodes every other week, in which we act out a humorous skit about the movie we previously discussed. Sometimes we just need that extra avenue to get out our creative ideas. And sometimes we even discuss fantasy games or novels! Listen in wherever you get your podcasts to hear our witticisms, nerdy banter, and love for all things fantasy!
Episode 190 - Conan the Barbarian (1982, Satirist reboot)
Conan the Barbarian (1982) · Jul 1, 2023
Satirist Skit - The Babadook: Family Meeting
The Babadook (2014) · Jun 24, 2023
Episode 189 - The Babadook
The Babadook (2014) · Jun 17, 2023
Satirist Skit - Cloud Atlas: Recycle, Reuse, Rebirth
Cloud Atlas (2012) · Jun 10, 2023
Episode 188 - Cloud Atlas
Cloud Atlas (2012) · Jun 3, 2023
Satirist Skit - Eragon: The Fat Melts Right Into The Meat
Eragon (2006) · May 27, 2023
Episode 187 - Eragon
Eragon (2006) · May 20, 2023
Satirist Skit - Reign of Fire: Terrible Storytellers
Reign of Fire (2002) · May 13, 2023
Episode 186: Reign of Fire
Reign of Fire (2002) · May 6, 2023
Episode 185: The Super Mario Bros. Movie
The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) · Apr 22, 2023
Episode 184: Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) · Apr 8, 2023
Satirist Skit - Tron: It’s More Fun When You Don’t Think
Tron (1982) · Apr 1, 2023
Episode 183: Tron (1982)
Tron (1982) · Mar 25, 2023
Episode 182 - Stargate
Stargate (1994) · Mar 11, 2023
Satirist Skit - Pride and Prejudice...and Zombies
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016) · Mar 4, 2023
Episode 181 - Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016) · Feb 25, 2023
Satirist Skit - Only Lovers Left Alive: The Pit
Only Lovers Left Alive (2013) · Feb 18, 2023
Episode 180 - Only Lovers Left Alive
Only Lovers Left Alive (2013) · Feb 11, 2023
Episode 179 - Warm Bodies
Warm Bodies (2013) · Feb 4, 2023
Episode 178 - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (2001) · Jan 28, 2023
Episode 177 - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988) · Jan 22, 2023
Episode 176 - The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008) · Jan 14, 2023
Episode 175 - The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012) · Jan 7, 2023
Episode 174 - Cats (2019)
Cats (2019) · Dec 31, 2022
Episode 173 - Santa’s Slay
Santa's Slay (2005) · Dec 24, 2022
Episode 172 - The Nightmare Before Christmas
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) · Dec 17, 2022
Episode 171 - Gremlins
Gremlins (1984) · Dec 10, 2022
Episode 170 - Disenchanted
Disenchanted (2022) · Dec 3, 2022
Episode 169 - The Secret of Nimh
The Secret of NIMH (1982) · Nov 26, 2022
Episode 168 - The Secret World of Arrietty
The Secret World of Arrietty (2010) · Nov 19, 2022
Episode 167 - Everything, Everywhere, All At Once
Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022) · Nov 12, 2022
Episode 166 - Luca
Luca (2021) · Nov 5, 2022
Episode 164 - The Witch
The Witch (2016) · Oct 22, 2022
Episode 163 - Hellraiser
Hellraiser (1987) · Oct 15, 2022
Episode 162 - The Spine of Night
The Spine of Night (2021) · Oct 8, 2022
Episode 161 - The Last Witch Hunter
The Last Witch Hunter (2015) · Oct 1, 2022
Episode 158 - Kull The Conqueror
Kull the Conqueror (1997) · Sep 10, 2022
Episode 157 - Satire TV, Castlevania: Season 2, Part 1
Castlevania: Hymn of Blood (2015) · Sep 3, 2022
Episode 156 - Mulan
Mulan (1998) · Aug 27, 2022
Episode 152 - Howl’s Moving Castle
Howl's Moving Castle (2004) · Jul 30, 2022
Episode 151 - Okja
Okja (2017) · Jul 23, 2022
Episode 149 - RRR
RRR (2022) · Jul 9, 2022
Episode 147 - Interview with the Vampire
Interview with the Vampire (1994) · Jun 25, 2022
Episode 143 - Waterworld
Waterworld (1995) · May 28, 2022
Episode 141 - Moana
Moana (2016) · May 14, 2022
Episode 139 - The Northman
The Northman (2022) · Apr 30, 2022
Episode 137 - The Ash Lad: In the Hall of the Mountain King
The Ash Lad: In the Hall of the Mountain King (2017) · Apr 16, 2022
Episode 135 - The Shamer’s Daughter
The Shamer's Daughter (2015) · Apr 2, 2022
Episode 133 - Annihilation
Annihilation (2018) · Mar 19, 2022
Episode 131 - Dune (2021)
Dune (2021) · Mar 5, 2022
Episode 129 - A Wrinkle In Time
A Wrinkle in Time (2018) · Feb 19, 2022
Episode 127 - Frozen
Frozen (2013) · Feb 5, 2022
Episode 125 - Twilight
Twilight (2008) · Jan 22, 2022
Episode 123 - The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) · Jan 8, 2022
Episode 121 - A Christmas Carol
Scrooge (1951) · Dec 25, 2021
Episode 120 - The Nutcracker and the Four Realms
The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018) · Dec 18, 2021
Episode 119 - Krampus
Krampus (2015) · Dec 11, 2021
Episode 117 - Ferngully: The Last Rainforest
FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992) · Nov 27, 2021
Episode 115 - Kung Fu Panda
Kung Fu Panda (2008) · Nov 13, 2021
Episode 113 - From Dusk Till Dawn
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) · Oct 30, 2021
Episode 112 - Maleficent: Mistress of Evil
Maleficent: Mistress of Evil (2019) · Oct 23, 2021
Episode 111 - Coraline
Coraline (2009) · Oct 16, 2021
Episode 110 - Pan’s Labyrinth
Pan's Labyrinth (2006) · Oct 9, 2021
Episode 109 - Practical Magic
Practical Magic (1998) · Oct 2, 2021
Episode 108 - Ator the Fighting Eagle
Ator, the Fighting Eagle (1982) · Sep 25, 2021
Episode 107 - Red Sonja
Red Sonja (1985) · Sep 18, 2021
Episode 104 - The Witcher: Nightmare of the Wolf
The Witcher: Nightmare of the Wolf (2021) · Sep 4, 2021
Episode 102 - Merlin: The Return
Merlin: The Return (2000) · Aug 21, 2021
Episode 100 - The Green Knight
The Green Knight (2021) · Aug 7, 2021
Episode 98 - Hercules (2014)
Hercules (2014) · Jul 24, 2021
Episode 96 - Tangled
Tangled (2010) · Jul 10, 2021
Episode 94 - Inkheart
Inkheart (2008) · Jun 26, 2021
Episode 92 - The Black Cauldron
The Black Cauldron (1985) · Jun 12, 2021
Episode 90 - Jumanji (1995)
Jumanji (1995) · May 29, 2021
Episode 88 - Just Visiting
Just Visiting (2001) · May 15, 2021
Episode 86 - The NeverEnding Story
The NeverEnding Story (1984) · May 1, 2021
Episode 84 - How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (2019) · Apr 17, 2021
Episode 82 - Mythica 2: The Darkspore
Mythica: The Darkspore (2015) · Apr 3, 2021
Episode 80 - Monster Hunter
Monster Hunter (2020) · Mar 20, 2021
Episode 78 - I Kill Giants
I Kill Giants (2017) · Mar 6, 2021
Episode 76 - Onward
Onward (2020) · Feb 20, 2021
Episode 74 - Beauty and the Beast (2017)
Beauty and the Beast (2017) · Feb 6, 2021
Episode 72 - The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) · Jan 23, 2021
Episode 70 - WW84 (Wonder Woman 1984)
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020) · Jan 9, 2021
Episode 68 - Elf (Holiday Special)
Elf (2003) · Dec 26, 2020
Episode 67 - The Polar Express
The Polar Express (2004) · Dec 19, 2020
Episode 66 - The Crown and The Dragon
The Crown and the Dragon (2013) · Dec 12, 2020
Episode 65 - Rewriting History, “Re-Enchanted”
Enchanted (2021) · Dec 5, 2020
Episode 64 - Enchanted
Enchanted (2007) · Nov 29, 2020
Episode 63 - Rewriting History, “Son of a Witch!”
Seventh Son (2014) · Nov 21, 2020
Episode 62 - Seventh Son
Seventh Son (2014) · Nov 14, 2020
Episode 61 - Rewriting History - Double Feature, “Queen of the Damned: Goddesses of Rock and Roll,” and “Queen of the Damned: Trapped in the Coffin”
Queen of the Damned (2002) · Nov 7, 2020
Episode 60 - Queen of the Damned
Queen of the Damned (2002) · Oct 31, 2020
Episode 58 - Maleficent
Maleficent (2014) · Oct 17, 2020
Episode 56 - Errementari: The Blacksmith and The Devil
Errementari: The Blacksmith and the Devil (2018) · Oct 3, 2020
Episode 54 - The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) · Sep 19, 2020
Episode 52 - Conan The Destroyer
Conan the Destroyer (1984) · Sep 5, 2020
Episode 51 - Rewriting History, “How To train Your Dragon 2: Look Who’s Training Now”
How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014) · Aug 29, 2020
Episode 50 - How To Train Your Dragon 2
How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014) · Aug 22, 2020
Episode 48 - Red Riding Hood
Red Riding Hood (2011) · Aug 8, 2020
Episode 47 - Can You Roleplay It? (CYRI), Princess Mononoke
Princess Mononoke (1997) · Aug 1, 2020
Episode 46 - Princess Mononoke
Princess Mononoke (1997) · Jul 25, 2020
Episode 45 - Can You Roleplay It? (CYRI), Clash of the Titans
Clash of the Titans (2010) · Jul 18, 2020
Episode 44 - Clash of the Titans (1981)
Clash of the Titans (1981) · Jul 11, 2020
Episode 43 - Can You Roleplay It? (CYRI), Labyrinth
Labyrinth (1986) · Jul 4, 2020
Episode 42 - Labyrinth
Labyrinth (1986) · Jun 27, 2020
Episode 41 - Can You Roleplay It? (CYRI), Stardust
Stardust (2007) · Jun 20, 2020
Episode 40 - Dawn of the Dragonslayer
Dawn of the Dragonslayer (2011) · Jun 13, 2020
Episode 39 - The Last Airbender
The Last Airbender (2010) · Jun 6, 2020
Episode 38 - Beowulf and Grendel
Beowulf (2007) · May 30, 2020
Episode 37 - Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009) · May 23, 2020
Episode 36 - Mythica (1): A Quest for Heroes
Mythica: A Quest for Heroes (2014) · May 16, 2020
Episode 35 - Hercules (Disney)
Hercules (1997) · May 9, 2020
Episode 34 - Brave
Brave (2012) · May 2, 2020
Episode 33 - Legion
Legion (2010) · Apr 25, 2020
Episode 32 - John Carter
John Carter (2012) · Apr 18, 2020
Episode 30 - Viking Destiny
Viking Destiny (2018) · Apr 4, 2020
Episode 29 - Dragonheart (2): A New Beginning
DragonHeart: A New Beginning (2000) · Mar 28, 2020
Episode 28 - The Dark Tower
The Dark Tower (2017) · Mar 21, 2020
Episode 27 - Fire and Ice
Fire and Ice (1983) · Mar 13, 2020
Episode 26 - The Scorpion King
The Scorpion King (2002) · Mar 7, 2020
Episode 25 - Ladyhawke
Ladyhawke (1985) · Feb 29, 2020
Episode 24 - Dragonheart
DragonHeart (1996) · Feb 21, 2020
Episode 23 - Solomon Kane
Solomon Kane (2009) · Feb 15, 2020
Episode 22 - Time Bandits
Time Bandits (1981) · Feb 8, 2020
Episode 21 - The 13th Warrior
The 13th Warrior (1999) · Feb 1, 2020
Episode 20 - The Sorcerer's Apprentice
The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010) · Jan 25, 2020
Episode 19 - How To Train Your Dragon
How to Train Your Dragon (2010) · Jan 18, 2020
Episode 18 - Masters of the Universe
Masters of the Universe (1987) · Jan 11, 2020
Episode 17 - Stardust
Stardust (2007) · Jan 4, 2020
Episode 16 - The Princess Bride
The Princess Bride (1987) · Dec 28, 2019
Yule Special - The Knight Before Christmas
The Knight Before Christmas (2019) · Dec 25, 2019
Episode 15 - The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe
Episode 14 - King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017) · Dec 14, 2019
Episode 13 - Dragonslayer
Dragonslayer (1981) · Dec 7, 2019
Episode 12 - Warcraft
Warcraft (2016) · Nov 30, 2019
Episode 11 - Age of the Dragons
Age of the Dragons (2011) · Nov 23, 2019
Episode 10 - Legend
Legend (1985) · Nov 16, 2019
Episode 7 - The Brothers Grimm
The Brothers Grimm (2005) · Oct 26, 2019
Episode 6 - Season of the Witch
Season of the Witch (2011) · Oct 19, 2019
Episode 5 - Knight of the Dead
Knight of the Dead (2013) · Oct 12, 2019
Episode 4 - Army of Darkness
Army of Darkness (1992) · Oct 5, 2019
Episode 3 - The Legend of Hercules (3D)
The Legend of Hercules (2014) · Sep 28, 2019
Episode 1 - Conan the Barbarian
Conan the Barbarian (1982) · Sep 15, 2019