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No spoilers, no obscure references. Movie reviews done right, finally.

Ricky Stanicky
“Ricky Stanicky,” John Cena, And The Case For A Comedy Revival
Ricky Stanicky (2024) · Mar 15, 2024
Dune: Part Two
Is “Dune: Part Two” The Messiah of Movies?
Dune: Part Two (2024) · Mar 8, 2024
Argylle
“Argylle” Represents Everything Wrong With Comedies Right Now
Argylle (2024) · Feb 16, 2024
Society of the Snow
True Stores Hit Different In “Society Of The Snow”
Mean Girls
Tina Fey, Quit Trying To Make “Mean Girls” Happen
Mean Girls (2004) · Jan 19, 2024
The Iron Claw
“The Iron Claw” Serves Up More Than Beefcakes
The Iron Claw (2023) · Jan 12, 2024
Ferrari
The Great Man Myths of “Ferrari” and “Maestro”
Ferrari (2023) · Dec 29, 2023
Maestro
The Great Man Myths of “Ferrari” and “Maestro”
Maestro (2023) · Dec 29, 2023
Leave the World Behind
Loose Leashes Sink Awards Ships: Netflix’s “Leave The World Behind” and “May December”
The Boy and the Heron
Toasting Another Octogenarian Master: Hayao Miyazaki’s “The Boy And The Heron”
Napoleon
“Napoleon” Comes Up A Little Short (Pun Intended)
Napoleon (2023) · Nov 24, 2023
Dream Scenario
Anxiety Rules The Day For A24 And “Dream Scenario”
Dream Scenario (2023) · Nov 17, 2023
The Killer
The Abject Perfectionism Of David Fincher’s “The Killer”
The Killer (2023) · Nov 3, 2023
Killers of the Flower Moon
What “Killers Of The Flower Moon” Taught Me About My Oklahoma Upbringing
The Creator
The Beautiful, Empty World Of “The Creator”
The Creator (2023) · Oct 6, 2023
No One Will Save You
The Difference Between Cinema and Content: “No One Will Save You”
Dumb Money
Finally! “Dumb Money” Is A Movie Of The Moment
Dumb Money (2023) · Sep 22, 2023
The Equalizer 3
The Warm Embrace Of Denzel’s Knuckle Sandwich In “The Equalizer 3”
The Equalizer 3 (2023) · Sep 8, 2023
Bottoms
Ayo Edebiri And Rachel Sennott Are The Chosen Ones After Teen Sex Comedy “Bottoms”
Bottoms (2023) · Sep 1, 2023
Sound of Freedom
“Sound Of Freedom” And The Inescapable Shadow Of Politics At The Box Office
Sound of Freedom (2023) · Aug 11, 2023
Oppenheimer
“Oppenheimer” Tries To Explode My Anti-Christopher Nolan Sentiment
Oppenheimer (2023) · Aug 4, 2023
Barbie
“Barbie” Makes Me Believe In The Movies Again
Barbie (2023) · Jul 28, 2023
No Hard Feelings
Jennifer Lawrence Is A Movie Star Again In “No Hard Feelings”
No Hard Feelings (2023) · Jun 30, 2023
Asteroid City
Let Wes Cook! “Asteroid City” Is Pure, Uncut Anderson
Asteroid City (2023) · Jun 23, 2023
Past Lives
Love, Providence, And The Mind-Expanding Genius Of “Past Lives”
Past Lives (2023) · Jun 16, 2023
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
“Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse” Is The Best Movie Of The Year, And Maybe More
You Hurt My Feelings
Julia Louis-Dreyfus Has First World Problems In “You Hurt My Feelings”
Sanctuary
Why There Are No New Movie Stars: “Sanctuary”
Sanctuary (2023) · May 26, 2023
Guy Ritchie's The Covenant
Jake Gyllenhaal Is Guy Ritchie’s Latest Superhero In “The Covenant”
Beau Is Afraid
“Beau Is Afraid” Might Be The Most Ambitious Movie Ever
Beau Is Afraid (2023) · Apr 21, 2023
Air
“Air” Takes Us Back To 1984, The Good Il’ Days Of Film
Air (2023) · Apr 14, 2023
A Thousand and One
“A Thousand And One” Reasons To Leave New York
John Wick: Chapter 4
“John Wick: Chapter 4” Is A Videogame. Get Used To It
Creed III
My 2023 Oscars Ballot! Plus “Creed III” And “Operation Fortune”
Creed III (2023) · Mar 10, 2023
Cocaine Bear
“Cocaine Bear” And Curse Of A Good Movie Trailer
Cocaine Bear (2023) · Mar 3, 2023
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey
“Winnie The Pooh: Blood And Honey” Is The Future Of Movies??
You People
The Current State Of Romantic Comedies: “You People,” “Shotgun Wedding”
You People (2023) · Feb 3, 2023
M3GAN
In “M3GAN,” Irony Has Finally Won The Culture War
M3GAN (2022) · Jan 20, 2023
Women Talking
There Are “Women Talking,” And I’m Crying
Women Talking (2022) · Jan 13, 2023
White Noise
The State Of Netflix: “White Noise,” “Bardo,” “Pinocchio”
White Noise (2022) · Jan 6, 2023
Bardo
The State Of Netflix: “White Noise,” “Bardo,” “Pinocchio”
Bardo (2021) · Jan 6, 2023
Babylon
“Glass Onion,” “Babylon,” And All The Streaming Movies To Catch Before The End Of The Year
Babylon (2022) · Dec 30, 2022
Avatar: The Way of Water
“Avatar: The Way Of Water” Isn’t A Movie, I’m Not Sure What It Is
Bones and All
I’ll Love You And Eat You, “Bones And All”
Bones and All (2022) · Dec 2, 2022
The Menu
“She Said” And “The Menu” Put My Micro-Targeting Theory To The Test
The Menu (2022) · Nov 25, 2022
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
“Black Panther: Wakanda Forever” And “The Fabelmans” Are Two Sides Of The Same Coin
Armageddon Time
“Armageddon Time” And The Downsides Of Hollywood’s New Auteur Theory
Armageddon Time (2022) · Nov 11, 2022
The Banshees of Inisherin
Catching Up! “The Banshees of Inisherin,” “All Quiet on the Western Front,” “Ticket to Paradise”
Blonde
In “Smile” And “Blonde,” Trauma Always Wins
Blonde (2022) · Oct 7, 2022
Smile
In “Smile” And “Blonde,” Trauma Always Wins
Smile (2022) · Oct 7, 2022
The Woman King
“The Woman King” Is The Black, Female Avengers
The Woman King (2022) · Sep 23, 2022
Barbarian
“Barbarian” Delivers The Best Theater Experience Of The Year
Barbarian (2022) · Sep 16, 2022
Three Thousand Years of Longing
Genie In A Bottle Doesn’t Answer My Wish For “Three Thousand Years Of Longing”
Emily the Criminal
Aubrey Plaza Goes Full Heisenberg In “Emily The Criminal”
Bodies Bodies Bodies
“Bodies Bodies Bodies” Explains Gen Z And Delights Along The Way
Bullet Train
Are Action-Comedies Dead? “Bullet Train” Makes A Case
Bullet Train (2022) · Aug 12, 2022
Thirteen Lives
“Thirteen Lives” Is Trapped In The Cave Of Streaming
Thirteen Lives (2022) · Aug 5, 2022
The Gray Man
“Nope” Wants To Challenge Audiences. “The Gray Man” Doesn’t
The Gray Man (2022) · Jul 29, 2022
Where the Crawdads Sing
“Where The Crawdads Sing” Proves Not All Book Adaptations Are Bad
The Black Phone
Why It’s Time To Embrace Horror Movies Like “The Black Phone”
The Black Phone (2022) · Jul 8, 2022
Elvis
Tom Hanks Spoils Austin Butler As “Elvis”
Elvis (2022) · Jul 1, 2022
Spiderhead
“Lightyear,” “Spiderhead,” and The Best Documentary of the Year: “Navalny”
Spiderhead (2022) · Jun 24, 2022
Lightyear
“Lightyear,” “Spiderhead,” and The Best Documentary of the Year: “Navalny”
Lightyear (2022) · Jun 24, 2022
Hustle
Adam Sandler Doesn’t “Hustle” - That’s His Charm
Hustle (2022) · Jun 10, 2022
Top Gun: Maverick
“Top Gun: Maverick” Hits The Fan Service Jackpot
Operation Mincemeat
“Operation Mincemeat” Shows Why Netflix Is Faltering
The Northman
What A Week! “The Northman,” Nick Cage and New Céline Sciamma
The Northman (2022) · Apr 29, 2022
Contato
Michael Bay Comes Back for the Action Movie Throne with “Ambulance”
Contato (2020) · Apr 15, 2022
Everything Everywhere All at Once
One of the Best Movies of the Decade: “Everything Everywhere All At Once”
Turning Red
Pixar Comes For Our Hearts Again in “Turning Red”
Turning Red (2022) · Mar 18, 2022
The Batman
Movies Are Back! Thanks to “The Batman”
The Batman (2022) · Mar 11, 2022
Uncharted
In “Uncharted,” Tom Holland is the Ghost of Mark Wahlberg Past
Uncharted (2022) · Feb 25, 2022
Drive My Car
In “Uncharted,” Tom Holland is the Ghost of Mark Wahlberg Past
Drive My Car (2021) · Feb 25, 2022
The Worst Person in the World
Discover the Masterpiece That Is “The Worst Person in the World”
The Titan Fallout
“The Fallout” Is The First Great Movie of 2022
The Titan Fallout (2022) · Jan 28, 2022
The Tragedy of Macbeth
False Face Must Hide What “The Tragedy of Macbeth” Doth Know
Spider-Man: No Way Home
Why I “Hate” Marvel: ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’
Being the Ricardos
“West Side Story,” “Nightmare Alley” and “Being The Ricardos” Kick Off Cram-For-The-Exam Week
Licorice Pizza
“Licorice Pizza” is the Best Movie of the Year
Licorice Pizza (2021) · Dec 10, 2021
House of Gucci
Sins of the Father, Son and “House of Gucci”
House of Gucci (2021) · Dec 3, 2021
tick, tick... BOOM!
“tick, tick…BOOM!” serves up movie musical magic on Netflix
Spencer
“Spencer” Hopes to Deliver an Oscar for Princess Di
Spencer (2021) · Nov 12, 2021
Last Night in Soho
“Dune,” “Last Night in Soho,” and “The French Dispatch” Are All in My Top 15 Movies of the Year
The Last Duel
“The Last Duel” Sounds the Death Knell for Movies
The Last Duel (2021) · Oct 22, 2021
No Time to Die
“No Time To Die” Bears the Weight of Blockbusterdom
No Time to Die (2021) · Oct 15, 2021
The Many Saints of Newark
The Tragic Irony of “The Many Saints of Newark”
Dear Evan Hansen
Ok, We Need To Talk About “Dear Evan Hansen”
The Eyes of Tammy Faye
Jessica Chastain has “The Eyes of Tammy Faye”
Candyman
“Candyman” Thrills, But It Would Rather Preach
Candyman (2021) · Sep 10, 2021
Reminiscence
The unrealized noir brilliance of “Reminiscence”
Reminiscence (2021) · Aug 27, 2021
Stillwater
Matt Damon Reminds Us He’s the Best in ‘Stillwater’
Stillwater (2021) · Aug 20, 2021
CODA
“CODA” is the Best Movie of 2021 (So Far)
CODA (2021) · Aug 13, 2021
The Green Knight
Unpacking the Beautiful Mystery That Is ‘The Green Knight’
Old
M. Night Shyamalan’s gimmick is really getting “Old”
Old (2021) · Jul 30, 2021
Pig
Nicolas Cage Really Loves His “Pig”
Pig (2021) · Jul 23, 2021
Black Widow
“Black Widow” Wants to Have Its Cake and Eat It Too
Black Widow (2021) · Jul 16, 2021
In the Heights
A Requiem for “In The Heights”
In the Heights (2021) · Jul 2, 2021
A Quiet Place Part II
“A Quiet Place Part II” is a Movie Worthy of Your Theater Return
Wrath of Man
“Wrath of Man” is the Macho-Man Movie We Need
Wrath of Man (2021) · May 14, 2021
Concrete Cowboy
‘Concrete Cowboy’ could’ve been an Instagram post
Concrete Cowboy (2020) · Apr 9, 2021
Godzilla vs. Kong
“Nobody” Strikes Action Comedy Gold. Plus “Godzilla vs. Kong”
Nobody
“Nobody” Strikes Action Comedy Gold. Plus “Godzilla vs. Kong”
Nobody (2021) · Apr 2, 2021
The Father
“The Father” is an Astonishing Feat of Storytelling
The Father (2020) · Mar 26, 2021
Minari
“Minari” is an American Movie, in Korean
Minari (2021) · Mar 5, 2021
Nomadland
Blurred Lines and the Brilliance of “Nomadland”
Nomadland (2021) · Feb 26, 2021
Judas and the Black Messiah
“Judas and the Black Messiah” Should Win Best Picture. Here’s Why
The Little Things
What went wrong with Denzel’s “The Little Things”??
One Night in Miami...
“One Night in Miami” is an acting showcase. Plus “Locked Down and “Tiger”
Locked Down
“One Night in Miami” is an acting showcase. Plus “Locked Down and “Tiger”
Locked Down (2021) · Jan 22, 2021
Promising Young Woman
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! Plus “Promising Young Woman” and “Pieces of a Woman”
Sound of Metal
“Sound of Metal” is one of the best movies of 2020 full stop
Sound of Metal (2020) · Jan 8, 2021
Let Them All Talk
Trust the masters: Steve McQueen’s “Small Axe” and Steven Soderbergh’s “Let Them All Talk”
Let Them All Talk (2020) · Dec 18, 2020
Mank
How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the “Mank”
Mank (2020) · Dec 11, 2020
Hillbilly Elegy
Let Aneesh Chaganty cook! Reviewing “Run” on Hulu, plus “Hillbilly Elegy” on Netflix
Hillbilly Elegy (2020) · Nov 27, 2020
The Broken Hearts Gallery
‘Sh*thouse’ and ‘The Broken Hearts Gallery’ are part of a romantic comedy revival
A Rainy Day in New York
Woody Allen cannot help himself in ‘A Rainy Day in New York’
Host
Boo! ‘Host,’ ‘The Rental,’ and why horror movies matter in 2020
Host (2020) · Nov 6, 2020
On the Rocks
‘On the Rocks,’ plus a deep dive into comedy in 2020: Borat, Eric Andre and Sarah Cooper
On the Rocks (2020) · Oct 30, 2020
The Trial of the Chicago 7
Aaron Sorkin goes for Oscar gold with “The Trial of the Chicago 7”
Save Yourselves!
‘Save Yourselves!’ is the hidden gem comedy we need in 2020
Get Out
‘Antebellum’ is a ‘Get Out’ wannabe. Is that a bad thing?
Get Out (2017) · Oct 2, 2020
The Devil All the Time
My harshest movie reviews of 2020: ‘Enola Holmes’ and ‘The Devil All The Time’
Tenet
A spoiler-free review of ‘Tenet,’ Christopher Nolan’s latest magic trick blockbuster
Tenet (2020) · Sep 18, 2020
Boys State
‘Boys State’ is absolutely the movie of year
Boys State (2020) · Aug 28, 2020
Waves
Review Rewind: ‘Waves’ is the most underrated movie of 2019
Waves (2019) · Aug 25, 2020
Patriot Games
Reader Recs! “Wayne’s World,” “Patriot Games,” “My Neighbor Totoro” and more
Patriot Games (1992) · Aug 21, 2020
First Man
Review Rewind: “First Man”
First Man (2018) · Aug 18, 2020
First Cow
How a movie about a ‘First Cow’ became an Oscar contender
First Cow (2020) · Jul 31, 2020
Greyhound
‘Greyhound’ and the Phenomenon of Dad Movies
Greyhound (2020) · Jul 24, 2020