Two mediocre white guys, recall and review classic movies of the past and present. Try to imagine a conversation you might have with a 90s era video store clerk about what you should watch tonight. We WILL tackle films that won't often be discussed as Oscar worthy but are always considered entertaining. We will argue, agree and attempt to mimic accents of the most classic one liners and movie tropes. Come prepared to laugh and it is ALWAYS a good idea to listen after you have seen the film and not before.
Troy (2004) - "Is there no one else?!" - (Episode 96)
Troy (2004) · Jul 29, 2026
Speed (1994) - "Pop Quiz Hot Shot" - (Episode 94)
Speed (1994) · May 25, 2026
The Running Man (2025) - "I'm still HERE YOU SH*T EATERS!!" - (Episode 92)
The Running Man (2025) · Feb 2, 2026
Team America (2004) - "You are worthress, Arec Barrwin!" - (Episode 91)
Team America: World Police (2004) · Nov 25, 2025
Con Air (1997) - "Put... the bunny... back... in the box." (Episode 89)
Con Air (1997) · May 9, 2025
Napoleon Dynamite (2004) - "Do the chickens have large talons?" (Episode 88)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004) · Feb 26, 2025
Leon The Professional (1994) - "SEND EVERYONE!!!!" (Episode 87)
Léon: The Professional (1994) · Jan 27, 2025
Tron (1982) - "Greetings Programs" (Episode 85)
Tron (1982) · Dec 18, 2024
Death to Smoochy (2002) - "Well, it's like the song says... We all have our bad days." (Episode 84)
Death to Smoochy (2002) · Dec 2, 2024
The Menu (2022) - "Not gonna serve bread at a restaurant known for their bread." (Episode 83)
The Menu (2022) · Nov 11, 2024
Jackie Brown (1997) - "When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf*cker in the room, accept no substitutes.." - (Episode 82)
Jackie Brown (1997) · Sep 12, 2024
Road House - "Lookie here. Our own little octagon." - (Episode 80)
Road House (1989) · Jul 10, 2024
Oppenheimer - “Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds” 2023 - Episode 79
Oppenheimer (2023) · May 25, 2024
The Last Starfighter (1984) - "Greetings Starfighter" - (Episode 77)
The Last Starfighter (1984) · Jan 11, 2024
Goodfellas (1990) - "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster" (Episode 76)
GoodFellas (1990) · Dec 29, 2023
Lethal Weapon (1987) - "I'm getting too old for this Sh*t" - (Episode 75)
Lethal Weapon (1987) · Dec 12, 2023
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) - "Rats... Dad hates Rats" - (Episode 74)
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) · Dec 12, 2023
True Lies (1994) - "Oh God, no, please don't kill me. I'm not a spy. I'm nothing. I'm navel lint!" - (Episode 73)
True Lies (1994) · Jul 14, 2023
Tropic Thunder (2008) - "What DO YOU mean, 'you people!!'" (Episode 72)
Tropic Thunder (2008) · Jul 14, 2023
Die Hard (1988) - “Ho..Ho..Ho...Now I have a Machine Gun.” (Episode 70)
Die Hard (1988) · Dec 24, 2022
Scream (1996) - “What's your favorite scary movie?” (Episode 69)
Scream (1996) · Dec 5, 2022
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) - “Marion, don't look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion. Don't look at it, no matter what happens!” (Episode 68)
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) · Nov 22, 2022
Cliffhanger (1993) - “Suits, socks, 100 million dollars - the usual stuff" ” (Episode 67)
Cliffhanger (1993) · Oct 3, 2022
Willow (1988) - “Out of my Way, Peck!!” (Episode 66)
Willow (1988) · Oct 3, 2022
Prey (2022) - “If it bleeds, we can kill it” (Episode 65)
Prey (2022) · Aug 26, 2022
Once Upon A Time In Hollywood (2019) - “You are Rick F#cking Dalton!!” (Episode 64)
Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019) · Aug 26, 2022
The Boondock Saints (1999) - “Well, we'll have to check with your mom.” (Episode 63)
The Boondock Saints (1999) · Aug 26, 2022
John Wick - "How Good To See You Again So Soon, Mr. Wick.” (Episode 61)
John Wick (2014) · Jul 10, 2022
Top Gun (1986) - “I feel the need, the need for speed!” (Episode 59)
Top Gun (1986) · Jun 9, 2022
Fifth Element (1997) - "MulteeePasss!!!!" - (Episode 58)
The Fifth Element (1997) · May 11, 2022
Flash Gordon (1980) - "Flash! I love you, but we only have 14 hours to save the Earth!" - (Episode 58)
Flash Gordon (1980) · May 11, 2022
Sicario (2015) - "Welcome to Juarez" (Episode 57)
Sicario (2015) · Apr 13, 2022
Stripes (1981) - "You can't go, all the plants are going to die!" (Episode 56)
Stripes (1981) · Apr 13, 2022
Armageddon (1998) - “Harry, the clock on that nine-footnuclear weapon is ticking.” (Episode 55)
Armageddon (1998) · Mar 22, 2022
Hunt for Red October (1990) - "Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan." (Episode 54)
The Hunt for Red October (1990) · Feb 15, 2022
Office Space (1999) - "Why Does It Say Paper Jam When There Is No Paper Jam!" (Episode 53)
Office Space (1999) · Feb 9, 2022
The Matrix (1999) - "Ever have that feeling where you’re not sure if you’re awake or dreaming?" (Episode 52)
The Matrix (1999) · Feb 3, 2022
A Christmas Story (1983) - “Fraa-jeel-aay! It must be Italian!” - (Episode 51)
A Christmas Story (1983) · Dec 21, 2021
Raising Arizona (1987) - “I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got.” - (Episode 50)
Raising Arizona (1987) · Dec 21, 2021
Navy Seals (1990) - “If I were going to be careful, I'd have joined the Coast Guard.” (Episode 48)
Navy Seals (1990) · Dec 2, 2021
Dazed and Confused (1993) - "Alright, alright, alright" (Episode 47)
Dazed and Confused (1993) · Nov 20, 2021
The Lost Boys (1987) - “Great! The bloodsucking Brady Brunch!” (Episode 45)
The Lost Boys (1987) · Oct 26, 2021
Casino Royale (2006) - "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!" (Episode 44)
Casino Royale (2006) · Oct 23, 2021
Terminator 2 Judgement Day - "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle" (Episode 41)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) · Sep 30, 2021
Demolition Man - "Be Well!".... "Be F*cked!" (Episode 39)
Demolition Man (1993) · Aug 31, 2021
Cobra - "You're the disease, and I'm the cure!" (Episode 38)
Cobra (1986) · Jul 16, 2021
Strange Brew - "I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob." (Episode 37)
Strange Brew (1983) · Jun 4, 2021
Iron Eagle - "I wonder what a Cessna looks like splattered all over those rocks" (Episode 36)
Iron Eagle (1986) · May 21, 2021
Major League - "Up your Butt Jobu!!" (Episode 35)
Major League (1989) · May 4, 2021
Tombstone - "I'll be your Huckleberry!" (Episode 34)
Tombstone (1993) · Apr 11, 2021
Total Recall - "I've got five kids to feed..." (Episode 33)
Total Recall (1990) · Apr 3, 2021
Weird Science - "So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?" (Episode 32)
Weird Science (1985) · Mar 15, 2021
Back to the Future - "What's with the Life Preserver!?!?!?" (Episode 31)
Back to the Future (1985) · Mar 1, 2021
Red Dawn - "WOLVERINES!!!!!" (episode 30)
Red Dawn (1984) · Feb 8, 2021
Rocky IV - "I must break you!" (Episode 29)
Rocky IV (1985) · Jan 31, 2021
Highlander - "There can be only one!" (Episode 28)
Highlander (1986) · Jan 22, 2021
Firefox - "Can you fly that plane?? Really fly it??" (Episode 27)
Firefox (1982) · Jan 17, 2021
Starship Troopers - "M.I. Does The Dying. Fleet Just Does The Flying." (Episode 26)
Starship Troopers (1997) · Jan 6, 2021
Gladiator - "Brothers, what we do in life echoes in eternity" (Episode 25)
Gladiator (2000) · Dec 26, 2020
Pulp Fiction (Part 1 of 2) - "What do they call a whopper?" "I don't know, I didn't go to Burger King" (Episode 23)
Pulp Fiction (1994) · Dec 9, 2020
Planes Trains and Automobiles - "Those aren't PILLOWS!!!!!" (Episode 22)
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) · Nov 26, 2020
The Rock - "I only borrowed your Humveee!!" (Episode 21)
The Rock (1996) · Nov 21, 2020
Commando - "You told me you would kill me last.." "I LIED!!" (Episode 20)
Commando (1985) · Nov 3, 2020
Point Break - "I AM AN F. B. I. AGENT!!!!!!!" (Episode 18)
Point Break (1991) · Oct 13, 2020
Galaxy Quest - "Never give up... never surrender!!" (Episode 17)
Galaxy Quest (1999) · Oct 2, 2020
Mad Max Fury Road - "I am the scales of justice, conductor of the choir of death!" (Episode 16)
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) · Sep 21, 2020
Any Given Sunday - "You find out life's this game of inches, so is football." (Episode 16)
Any Given Sunday (1999) · Sep 13, 2020
The Program - "Starting defense! Place at the table!” (Episode 15)
The Program (1993) · Sep 1, 2020
The Running Man - "Killian, here's your Subzero, now plain zero." (Episode 12)
The Running Man (1987) · Aug 18, 2020