Three friends praising, destroying, and fixing the messiest, crappiest movies known to humanity. Oh, and we drink a lot, too.
136.5 – Silent Hill
Silent Hill (2006) · Aug 3, 2026
136 – Dungeons & Dragons
Dungeons & Dragons (2000) · Jul 20, 2026
135.5 – Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) · Jul 6, 2026
135 – Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010) · Jun 22, 2026
134.5 – Werewolves Within
Werewolves Within (2021) · Jun 8, 2026
134 – Simply Irresistible
Simply Irresistible (1999) · May 25, 2026
132 – Don’t Worry Darling
Don't Worry Darling (2022) · Mar 30, 2026
131 – The Mysteries of Pittsburgh
The Mysteries of Pittsburgh (2008) · Mar 2, 2026
130.5 – Sabrina (1954) v. Sabrina (1995)
Sabrina (1954) · Feb 16, 2026
130.5 – Sabrina (1954) v. Sabrina (1995)
Sabrina (1995) · Feb 16, 2026
130 – Chances Are
Chances Are (1989) · Feb 2, 2026
128 – Happiest Season
Happiest Season (2020) · Dec 8, 2025
126 – The Mummy Returns
The Mummy Returns (2001) · Oct 13, 2025
125 – I Am Number Four
I Am Number Four (2011) · Sep 15, 2025
123 – Something Like Summer
Something Like Summer (2017) · Jul 21, 2025
122 – The Singing Detective
The Singing Detective (2003) · Jun 23, 2025
121 – It Could Happen to You
It Could Happen to You (1994) · May 26, 2025
120 – Addicted to Love
Addicted to Love (1997) · Apr 28, 2025
118 – Who Is Cletis Tout?
Who Is Cletis Tout? (2001) · Mar 3, 2025
117 – Three to Tango
Three to Tango (1999) · Feb 3, 2025
116 – The Magic Flute
The Magic Flute (2022) · Jan 6, 2025
115 – The Polar Express
The Polar Express (2004) · Dec 9, 2024
114 – The 13th Warrior
The 13th Warrior (1999) · Nov 11, 2024
113 – A Haunting in Venice
A Haunting in Venice (2023) · Oct 14, 2024
112 – Love’s Labour’s Lost
Love's Labour's Lost (2000) · Sep 16, 2024
111 – Van Helsing
Van Helsing (2004) · Aug 19, 2024
110 – Artemis Fowl
Artemis Fowl (2020) · Jul 22, 2024
109 – Lost in Space
Lost in Space (1998) · Jun 24, 2024
107 – The Portable Door
The Portable Door (2023) · Apr 29, 2024
106 – The Truth About Charlie
The Truth About Charlie (2002) · Apr 1, 2024
104 – Just Like Heaven
Just Like Heaven (2005) · Feb 5, 2024
103 – Two Night Stand
Two Night Stand (2014) · Jan 8, 2024
102 – Christmas Eve
Christmas Eve (2015) · Dec 11, 2023
101 – The Law and the Lady
The Law and the Lady (1951) · Nov 13, 2023
100 – Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994) · Oct 16, 2023
99.5 – Pitcher’s Mound – Jukebox Musical: What’s Up, Doc?
What's Up, Doc? (1972) · Oct 2, 2023
99 – I’m with Lucy
I'm with Lucy (2002) · Sep 18, 2023
98 – Young Sherlock Holmes
Young Sherlock Holmes (1985) · Aug 21, 2023
97 – Death on the Nile
Death on the Nile (2022) · Jul 24, 2023
96 – Radioland Murders
Radioland Murders (1994) · Jun 26, 2023
93 – The Bourne Legacy
The Bourne Legacy (2012) · Apr 3, 2023
91 – How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003) · Feb 6, 2023
90 – Midnight at the Magnolia
Midnight at the Magnolia (2020) · Jan 9, 2023
89 – A Date by Christmas Eve
A Date by Christmas Eve (2019) · Dec 12, 2022
88 – The Sword in the Stone
The Sword in the Stone (1963) · Nov 14, 2022
85 – She’s the Man
She's the Man (2006) · Aug 22, 2022
84 – Beautiful Creatures
Beautiful Creatures (2013) · Jul 25, 2022
83 – 13 Going on 30
13 Going on 30 (2004) · Jun 27, 2022
82 – The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010) · May 30, 2022
81 – I Could Never Be Your Woman
I Could Never Be Your Woman (2007) · May 2, 2022
80 – Smokin’ Aces
Smokin' Aces (2006) · Apr 4, 2022
79 – Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland (2010) · Mar 7, 2022
76.5 – The Closing of the Year V
Robin Hood (2018) · Dec 27, 2021
76 – The Holiday
The Holiday (2006) · Dec 13, 2021
75 – Watching the Detectives
Watching the Detectives (2007) · Nov 15, 2021
74 – White Noise
White Noise (2005) · Oct 18, 2021
73 – The Art of Getting By
The Art of Getting By (2011) · Sep 20, 2021
72.5 – Dream for a Nostalgiac
Dream for an Insomniac (1996) · Sep 6, 2021
72 – Something Borrowed
Something Borrowed (2011) · Aug 23, 2021
71 – My Best Friend’s Girl
My Best Friend's Girl (2008) · Jul 26, 2021
70.5 – Subtext & Domtext
Luca (2021) · Jul 12, 2021
70 – The Big Wedding
The Big Wedding (2013) · Jun 28, 2021
69 – I Love Trouble
I Love Trouble (1994) · May 31, 2021
68 – Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003) · May 3, 2021
66 – Oz the Great and Powerful
Oz the Great and Powerful (2013) · Mar 8, 2021
65 – Just Friends
Just Friends (2005) · Feb 8, 2021
64 – Jupiter Ascending
Jupiter Ascending (2015) · Jan 11, 2021
62 – The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013) · Nov 16, 2020
61 – The Haunting
The Haunting (1999) · Oct 19, 2020
59.5 – Why Don’t We Watch This – The Nice Guys
The Nice Guys (2016) · Sep 7, 2020
59 – Beauty and the Beast
Beauty and the Beast (2017) · Aug 24, 2020
58.5 – Why Don’t We Watch This – Strange Days
Strange Days (1995) · Aug 10, 2020
58 – The Commuter
The Commuter (2018) · Jul 27, 2020
57.5 – Why Don’t We Watch This – The Lady Eve
The Lady Eve (1941) · Jul 13, 2020
57 – The Nanny Diaries
The Nanny Diaries (2007) · Jun 29, 2020
56.5 – Why Don’t We Watch This – Fatal Instinct
Fatal Instinct (1993) · Jun 15, 2020
55.5 – Why Don’t We Watch This – The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming
The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming! (1966) · May 18, 2020
55 – The Mothman Prophecies
The Mothman Prophecies (2002) · May 4, 2020
54 – V.I. Warshawski
V.I. Warshawski (1991) · Apr 6, 2020
53 – The Day the Earth Stood Still
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) · Mar 9, 2020
52.5 – The Beautician and the Beast
The Beautician and the Beast (1997) · Feb 24, 2020
52 – Made of Honor
Made of Honor (2008) · Feb 10, 2020
51.5 – Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) · Jan 27, 2020
51 – Brotherhood of the Wolf
Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001) · Jan 13, 2020
50 – Let It Snow
Let It Snow (2019) · Dec 16, 2019
48.5 – Maleficent: Mistress of Evil
Maleficent: Mistress of Evil (2019) · Nov 4, 2019
48 – Crimson Peak
Crimson Peak (2015) · Oct 21, 2019
47 – A Life Less Ordinary
A Life Less Ordinary (1997) · Sep 23, 2019
46 – Naomi and Ely’s No Kiss List
Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List (2015) · Aug 26, 2019
45 – The Time Machine
The Time Machine (2002) · Jul 29, 2019
44 – The International
The International (2009) · Jul 1, 2019
43 – Meet Joe Black
Meet Joe Black (1998) · Jun 3, 2019
41.5 – Mary Poppins Returns
Mary Poppins Returns (2018) · Apr 22, 2019
40 – Murder on the Orient Express
Murder on the Orient Express (2017) · Mar 11, 2019
39 – Kate & Leopold
Kate & Leopold (2001) · Feb 11, 2019
38 – The Tempest
The Tempest (2010) · Jan 14, 2019
37 – The Christmas Chronicles
The Christmas Chronicles (2018) · Dec 17, 2018
35.5 – The Nutcracker and the Four Realms
The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018) · Nov 5, 2018
35 – Riding the Bullet
Riding the Bullet (2004) · Oct 22, 2018
32.5 – Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again
Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018) · Aug 13, 2018
32 – Teri Meri Kahaani
Teri Meri Kahaani (2012) · Jul 30, 2018
31 – Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) · Jul 2, 2018
29 – Earth Girls Are Easy
Earth Girls Are Easy (1988) · May 7, 2018
27 – King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017) · Mar 12, 2018
26 – America’s Sweethearts
America's Sweethearts (2001) · Feb 12, 2018
25 – The Brothers Grimm
The Brothers Grimm (2005) · Jan 15, 2018
23.5 – Pitcher’s Mound – Remaking “Christmas in Connecticut”
Christmas in Connecticut (1945) · Dec 4, 2017
20 – It’s a Boy Girl Thing
It's a Boy Girl Thing (2006) · Aug 28, 2017
19 – Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) · Jul 31, 2017
17 – The Lord of the Rings
The Lord of the Rings (1978) · Jun 5, 2017
16 – Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002) · May 8, 2017
14 – The Girl from Monday
The Girl from Monday (2005) · Mar 13, 2017
13 – What’s Your Number?
What's Your Number? (2011) · Feb 13, 2017
12 – The Stepford Wives
The Stepford Wives (2004) · Jan 16, 2017
12 – The Stepford Wives
The Stepford Wives (1975) · Jan 16, 2017
11 – The Nutcracker in 3D
The Nutcracker (2010) · Dec 19, 2016
9 – Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) · Oct 24, 2016
7 – Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004) · Aug 29, 2016
4 – Jack the Giant Slayer
Jack the Giant Slayer (2013) · Jun 6, 2016
1 – The Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger (2013) · Mar 14, 2016