All great cinema makes us ask questions, but only one question applies to every movie ever made: "Is it better or worse than Vin Diesel's 2005 Masterpiece 'The Pacifier'?" Join best friends Connor & Luke (plus guests!) as they attempt to analyze and answer that question as it pertains to every movie...ever.* *Not guaranteed to cover every movie ever. Theme Music: Episode 15-Present: Ian C. Weber https://www.iancweber.com/ Episodes 1-15: Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod Link: incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Gettin' Blobbed by THE BLOB (1988) (with Jason Kleeberg)
The Blob (1988) · Jan 16, 2024
OOPS! ALL COMING ATTRACTIONS GAME VOLUME 3 (With a Lot of Guests)
The Blob (1988) · Jan 9, 2024
TRANSFORMERS REVENGE OF THE FALLEN: Inner Child, Take the Wheel! (With Chris Andersen)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) · Dec 26, 2023
THE SANTA CLAUSE-A-THON!
The Santa Clause 2 (2002) · Dec 24, 2023
THE SANTA CLAUSE-A-THON!
The Santa Clause (1994) · Dec 24, 2023
THE SANTA CLAUSE-A-THON!
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006) · Dec 24, 2023
The Only JACK FROST 25th Anniversary Acknowledgement (with John Dorsey)
Jack Frost (1998) · Dec 19, 2023
VIOLENT NIGHT is Full of Childrens' Dreams!!! (with Percival Constantine)
Violent Night (2022) · Dec 12, 2023
NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION: Achieving he Perfect Ratio (with Josh Peters)
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) · Dec 5, 2023
HOLLYWOOD SHUFFLE: Sketches and Satire, Hell Yeah! (With Matt Lewis)
Hollywood Shuffle (1987) · Nov 21, 2023
THE ONE: Take Notes, MCU! (with Steve and Izzy from Everything I Learned From Movies)
The One (2001) · Nov 14, 2023
HACKERS: Hack (and Sexually Awaken) The Planet! (With David Arnold)
Hackers (1995) · Nov 7, 2023
Talkin' HALLOWEEN (1978) on Halloween (2023) (With Jason from Dads From the Crypt)
Halloween (1978) · Nov 2, 2023
Oh Bother, It's WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD AND HONEY (with Brian from Berated B-Rated Movies)
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023) · Oct 24, 2023
BUBBA HO TEP: Is This the Most Normal Elvis Biopic? (with Bradley Robinson)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002) · Oct 10, 2023
MOONFALL: It Makes Your Brain Stupid (with CHRIS BUDNICKI)
Moonfall (2022) · Oct 3, 2023
THE RUNAWAYS: The Ultimate "It's Good But"... Movie (with NATHANIEL MARLOWE)
The Runaways (2010) · Sep 26, 2023
THAT THING YOU DO!: Play it Again, Tom Hanks! (With AARON AND JIMMY from TOO MUCH POPCORN)
That Thing You Do! (1996) · Sep 19, 2023
AMADEUS: Fun with Sound Boards! (With JT Holtaway)
Amadeus (1984) · Sep 5, 2023
SON OF THE MASK: Sssssomebody Stop This! (with Nick Cherry)
Son of the Mask (2005) · Aug 29, 2023
THE MATRIX: An Open Plea to Richard Ayoade (with Kory Louko)
The Matrix (1999) · Aug 22, 2023
CLOUD ATLAS: Talking the Tru-Tru (with Kendell Sweeney-Thomas)
Cloud Atlas (2012) · Aug 15, 2023
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN: PART TWO: The End of an Era (with Brandon Tanczak)
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012) · Aug 1, 2023
OLD: We've Got Questions About Magic Rock Science (with Taylor Coan)
Old (2021) · Jul 25, 2023
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN: PART ONE: This Could Have Been A Trilogy (with JADE BROOKS-BARTLETT)
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011) · Jul 18, 2023
I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK AND LARRY: Problematic or Wholesome? (with NATIONAL TREASURE HUNT)
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007) · Jul 11, 2023
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE - Jacob's technically an Animorph (with Derick McDuff)
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2010) · Jul 4, 2023
SPIRAL FROM THE BOOK OF SAW: We Want to Play A Different Game (with Jason Mountain)
Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021) · Jun 27, 2023
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON: Sponsored by Good Ol' Rainier Beer (with Savannah MacHamer)
The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) · Jun 20, 2023
DADDY DAY CARE: The RenneZAHNsce (with Mike King)
Daddy Day Care (2003) · Jun 13, 2023
TWILIGHT: The Start of the Charlie Swan Saga (with Jess Suriano)
Twilight (2008) · Jun 6, 2023
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN: The Spielberg Bonanza (With Alex Levitt)
Catch Me If You Can (2002) · May 30, 2023
FAST X: The Boys are Back In Town!
Fast X (2023) · May 23, 2023
DIE HARD 2: Yippee-Ki-Yes, It's a Christmas Movie (with Derick McDuff)
Die Hard 2 (1990) · Dec 7, 2021
EIGHT CRAZY NIGHTS: Hide Your Single Moms, Luke's on the Prowl (with Tyler Freeze)
Eight Crazy Nights (2002) · Nov 30, 2021
A Very HEREDITARY Thanksgiving Special! (With Brad Robinson)
Hereditary (2018) · Nov 25, 2021
AT THE MOVIES WITH NO HIGHWAY OPTION: Clifford the Big Red Dog and Tick, Tick...Boom!
Clifford the Big Red Dog (2021) · Nov 23, 2021
ROCKY II: Luke's Birthday Bonus!
Rocky II (1979) · Nov 16, 2021
THE GODFATHER: It's a Movie We Can't Refuse
The Godfather (1972) · Nov 2, 2021
LIFEFORCE: Are We Sure They're Vampires?? (With Cory Weissman)
Lifeforce (1985) · Oct 26, 2021
HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA 3: This Podcast Will Make A Billion Dollars (with Steve and Izzy from Everything I Learned From Movies)
Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018) · Oct 19, 2021
BOO! A MADEA HALLOWEEN: A Spooky Surprise (with Russell Pirkle & Hannah Weyer)
Boo! A Madea Halloween (2016) · Oct 12, 2021
LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD: Yippee-Ki-You Will Be Found (with Elon Moxey)
Live Free or Die Hard (2007) · Oct 5, 2021
WHITE FIRE: It's Fun For the Whole Family! (With JOEY from AFFABLE CHAT)
White Fire (1984) · Sep 28, 2021
HERE COMES THE BOOM: 🎶Hello Boom! Welcome🎶 (with VIDEO HIGH's CASEY, JAMIE, and GREG)
Here Comes the Boom (2012) · Sep 21, 2021
VELOCIPASTOR: Frankie Mermaid Forever! (With Ben from IDYP)
The VelociPastor (2018) · Sep 14, 2021
RUBBER: Sometimes known as Robertino (with Zack Federici)
Rubber (2010) · Sep 7, 2021
ANNABELLE COMES HOME: Featuring God's Favorite Superheroes! (With Kae Giroux)
Annabelle Comes Home (2019) · Aug 24, 2021
SHOWGIRLS: Our Nipple-iest Movie Ever! (With Theresa)
Showgirls (1995) · Aug 3, 2021
Uh Oh, It's SPACE JAM A NEW LEGACY
Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021) · Jul 27, 2021
The First "BEST OF" Episode!
Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021) · Jul 20, 2021
All Aboard the UNCUT GEMS Bad Feelings Train! (With Cory Weissman)
Uncut Gems (2019) · Jul 13, 2021
LIVE FREAKY! DIE FREAKY!: A Different Kind Of Ughhhhh (With Nat Marlowe)
Live Freaky! Die Freaky! (2006) · Jul 6, 2021
AMELIE: Are All The French This Quirky? (with Brandon Tanczak)
Amélie (2001) · Jun 29, 2021
THE FAST-A-THON Bonus Episode! (with FAMILY)
F9 (2021) · Jun 27, 2021
A GOOFY MOVIE: A Birthday Episode for Connor!
A Goofy Movie (1995) · Jun 22, 2021
There's A Massive Gas Leak In THE ROOM (With Don from Even The Score Podcast)
The Room (2003) · Jun 15, 2021
THE KARATE DOG: Who Let The Jon Voight Out? (With Ian C. Weber)
The Karate Dog (2006) · Jun 8, 2021
PAN'S LABYRINTH: Fauns Good! Fascists Bad! (with JT Holtaway)
Pan's Labyrinth (2006) · Jun 1, 2021
HOT ROD: C o o l B e a n s (with Noah Delp)
Hot Rod (2007) · May 25, 2021
ORGAZMO: Overflowing With Man Butt (With Jewelz)
Orgazmo (1998) · May 18, 2021
CONGO: Delivered to You Via Communications Laser (with Nick Cherry & Brad Robinson)
Congo (1995) · May 11, 2021
WILD WILD WEST: The South Shall Be Spiders Again! (With Steve & Izzy from Everything I Learned From Movies)
Wild Wild West (1999) · May 4, 2021
We Do Not Condone The Actions Of BLANK CHECK (With Korey from Big Dumb Movie)
Blank Check (1994) · Apr 20, 2021
Anyway, Back To KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE... (with Patrick Cotnoir)
Kiki's Delivery Service (1989) · Apr 6, 2021
EILFM Episode 259: Mortal Kombat Annihilation
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) · Apr 1, 2021
HOOT: Stop Gaslighting Florida! (With Jade Bartlett and Jason Mountain)
Hoot (2006) · Mar 30, 2021
#ReleaseTheJusticeLeagueBonusEpisode
Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021) · Mar 26, 2021
ROAD HOUSE: Can't Get Much COOLER (with Podcasting in Paradise)
Road House (1989) · Mar 23, 2021
Pay Attention, There's an EXAM at the End! (With Dylan from Cocktails and Classics)
Exam (2009) · Mar 9, 2021
CON AIR: Who Cares, It's 1997! (With Cookshort)
Con Air (1997) · Mar 2, 2021
A TALKING CAT!?!: Put Some Respect On That Name (with Mike Wawrzynek)
A Talking Cat!?! (2013) · Feb 23, 2021
DORA AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD: Can YOU Say Surprisingly Charming? (With Well...I Liked It!)
Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019) · Feb 16, 2021
NATIONAL TREASURE is TOTALLY Accurate About Everything! (With Matt Pace)
National Treasure (2004) · Feb 9, 2021
THE LORAX: We Podcast For the Trees! (With National Treasure Hunt)
The Lorax (2012) · Feb 2, 2021
WALK HARD: You Don't Want Any Part of This (with Savannah MacHammer)
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007) · Jan 26, 2021
SURF NINJAS: Could It BE Any More 90's? (With Mike King)
Surf Ninjas (1993) · Jan 19, 2021
BONUS- THE GREATEST SHOWMAN: The Prophecy is Fulfilled (with Jason Mountain)
The Greatest Showman (2017) · Jan 15, 2021
Is HAPPY GILMORE An Accurate Representation of Golf? (With Ben from IDYP)
Happy Gilmore (1996) · Jan 12, 2021
REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA: Define "Music" (with Ethan Crystal)
Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008) · Jan 5, 2021
THE SANTA CLAUSE is Actually a Magical Parasite (with Kelly Trusdell)
The Santa Clause (1994) · Dec 29, 2020
Christmas Eve Bonus: ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE (with Chris Budnicki)
Anna and the Apocalypse (2018) · Dec 24, 2020
JACK FROST: The One That's Intentionally Scary (With John Dorsey)
Jack Frost (1998) · Dec 22, 2020
Is JINGLE ALL THE WAY Actually Anti-Christmas? (With Ian Geers & Lauren Thompson)
Jingle All the Way (1996) · Dec 8, 2020
DADDY'S HOME 2- Masculinity Man Man Man (With Matt Sternbergh)
Daddy's Home 2 (2017) · Dec 1, 2020
LABYRINTH: Put That Baby Spell on Me (With Kyle Juresich)
Labyrinth (1986) · Nov 24, 2020
SCOTT PILGRIM VS. His Weak-Willed Bladder But Also THE WORLD (With Stacy Walker)
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) · Nov 17, 2020
THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN: A Birthday Bonus for Luke!
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) · Nov 13, 2020
MY FAVORITE MARTIAN: The Ballad of Old Tan Tiddie Man (With Josh Kurtz)
My Favorite Martian (1999) · Nov 10, 2020
ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD: Michael Eisner Needs More Goo! (With Alex Levitt)
Angels in the Outfield (1994) · Nov 3, 2020
SPOOKY SPECIAL! We Be Witchin' With CASPER MEETS WENDY (With Kendell Sweeney-Thomas)
Casper Meets Wendy (1998) · Oct 27, 2020
One of the SNOW DOGS is named Diesel! (With Bryce Porter)
Snow Dogs (2002) · Oct 20, 2020
THE CHEETAH GIRLS: The Green New Deal of Pop Music (With Lon Moxey)
The Cheetah Girls (2003) · Oct 13, 2020
YEAR ONE: It's Like Scary Movie Does The Bible! (With Joshuah Simpson)
Year One (2009) · Oct 6, 2020
GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE: Classic Element of 90's Comedy (With Bradley Robinson)
George of the Jungle (1997) · Sep 22, 2020
GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE: Classic Element of 90's Comedy (With Bradley Robinson)
Terrifier (2018) · Sep 22, 2020
HAMLET 2: Sexy Jesus Forever! (With Sam McGrath)
Hamlet 2 (2008) · Sep 15, 2020
SPACE JAM: Welcome to Tangent Town (with Matt Anderson)
Space Jam (1996) · Sep 8, 2020
NO HIVEWAY OPTION : The BEE MOVIE Episode (With Brandon Williams)
Bee Movie (2007) · Sep 1, 2020
SUPER MARIO BROTHERS is Forcing Us to Trust the Fungus (With Ian C Weber)
Super Mario Bros. (1993) · Aug 18, 2020
RATATOUILLE is French For "We Like To Get A Little Looser" (Bonus Episode!)
Ratatouille (2007) · Aug 14, 2020
CABIN IN THE WOODS? More Like Chekov in the Guns (With Jade Bartlett)
The Cabin in the Woods (2012) · Jul 28, 2020
Jason Mountain Presents: BABY DRIVER (With Connor & Luke)
Baby Driver (2017) · Jul 21, 2020
RUNNING WITH SCISSORS: Live From the Masturbatorium (with Manny Santiago)
Running with Scissors (2006) · Jul 14, 2020
KANGAROO JACK was written by 6 year olds (with Tom Roche)
Kangaroo Jack (2003) · Jun 18, 2020
OVERBOARD: Put It On the Shelf (with Nick Cherry)
Overboard (1987) · Jun 9, 2020
OVER THE TOP: A Synonym for Insane (With Chris)
Over the Top (1987) · May 26, 2020
G-FORCE: 2009's Horniest Movie???
G-Force (2009) · May 19, 2020