Four reviewers with no qualifications embark on an epic journey to review every entry on IMDB's top 250 English Language Movies.
Donnie Darko or: Suck a Fuck Tolkien!
Donnie Darko (2001) · Jul 6, 2025
The Imitation Game or: The Turning Test
The Imitation Game (2014) · Jul 4, 2023
Scent of a Woman or: A Rampage of Fine Dining
Scent of a Woman (1992) · Jun 2, 2023
The Exorcist or: The Devil is in the Details
The Exorcist (1973) · Nov 28, 2022
The Best Years of Our Lives or: Jerkin' Sodas
The Best Years of Our Lives (1946) · Jul 19, 2022
Brief Encounter or: How to Train Your Mistress
Brief Encounter (1945) · Jun 12, 2022
The Iron Giant or: Am I a Gun?
The Iron Giant (1999) · May 31, 2022
La La Land or: Hollywood Wet Dream
La La Land (2016) · Apr 29, 2022
The Bourne Ultimatum or: Shaky-Cam Shit-Show
The Bourne Ultimatum (2007) · Apr 10, 2022
Young Frankenstein or: High Brow Low Brow
Young Frankenstein (1974) · Feb 10, 2022
The Avengers or: The League of Extraordinary Convenience
The Avengers (2012) · Dec 25, 2021
Blade Runner 2049 or: Her with Guns
Blade Runner 2049 (2017) · Nov 24, 2021
Rain Man or: We're Not in K-Mart Anymore
Rain Man (1988) · Aug 20, 2021
Magnolia or: The Hoffman Triangle
Magnolia (1999) · May 11, 2021
Dances With Wolves or: Every Movie Ever
Dances with Wolves (1990) · Apr 5, 2021
Kind Hearts and Coronets or: Mantraps and Tit Bits
Kind Hearts and Coronets (1949) · Mar 30, 2021
The Night of the Hunter or: The month? Maybe the year of the Hunter?
The Night of the Hunter (1955) · Mar 25, 2021
Blood Diamond or: Off-Brand Activism
Blood Diamond (2006) · Jan 22, 2021
The Incredibles or: The Fantastics
The Incredibles (2004) · Jan 12, 2021
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof or: Don't Go Chasing Boxcars
Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (1958) · Nov 2, 2020
Rio Bravo or: Degüello
Rio Bravo (1959) · Oct 6, 2020
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? or: What a Dump!
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1966) · Sep 21, 2020
The Last Picture Show or: The Erectile Dysfunction of Cinema
The Last Picture Show (1971) · Sep 10, 2020
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 or: Moonshoveler
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004) · Aug 15, 2020
Fiddler on the Roof or: High School Musical
Fiddler on the Roof (1971) · Aug 6, 2020
The Nightmare Before Christmas or: Panic! At the Mistletoe
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) · Jul 28, 2020
Rosemary's Baby or: Planned Parenthood
Rosemary's Baby (1968) · Jul 17, 2020
Short Term 12 or: Car Smashing Therapy
Short Term 12 (2013) · Jul 9, 2020
Her or: Don't Date God
Her (2013) · Jul 2, 2020
Ratatouille or: Rat Cook
Ratatouille (2007) · Jun 27, 2020
Sleuth (1972) or: Citizen Caine
Sleuth (1972) · Jun 3, 2020
Sin City or: I Ain't No Senator's Son
Sin City (2005) · May 27, 2020
The Maltese Falcon or: How to Lose a Bird in 10 Days
The Maltese Falcon (1941) · May 20, 2020
Touch of Evil or: Big Trouble in Little Mexico
Touch of Evil (1958) · May 6, 2020
The Killing or: Reservoir Guys
The Killing (1956) · May 3, 2020