TEXAS PODCAST MASSACRE is a weekly horror movie podcast where hosts Mitch, Nate and Lisa talk about what's new in the horror world, have a weekly debate, and review one horror movie. Each week they invite a special guest who typically does not watch and/or enjoy horror films to jump in the conversation as their "unsuspecting victim", providing reviews for both horror addicts and the horror averse!
293 Vampires: John Carpenter's Mitch's Selection Vampires
Vampires (1998) · Jun 10, 2023
FROM THE CRYPT: Episode 245 - Mama
Mama (2013) · May 5, 2023
288 Tales From the Darkside: The Movie: Cat Got Your Throat
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) · Apr 20, 2023
284 Leprechaun Returns: All's Well That Dies Well
Leprechaun Returns (2018) · Mar 17, 2023
283 The Dead Don't Die: Jimmy Jaramusch Runs Stevie Sturgill Into the Ground
The Dead Don't Die (2019) · Mar 9, 2023
FROM THE CRYPT: Rosemary's Baby Ep18 - Congrats to Lisa and Mitch on kid #3!!!
Rosemary's Baby (1968) · Feb 24, 2023
281 Bride of Chucky: Doll of Fame Inductee Tiffany
Bride of Chucky (1998) · Feb 16, 2023
276 Chopping Mall: Prequel to House on Hottie Hill
Chopping Mall (1986) · Jan 12, 2023
FROM THE CRYPT: Gremlins 2 Episode 177
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) · Dec 14, 2022
272 Joy Ride: He Who Drives Into the Rows
Joy Ride (2001) · Nov 16, 2022
270 Terrifier 2: Guy Looks Like an Accountant
Terrifier 2 (2022) · Nov 3, 2022
267 Hellraiser: It Was Either This or Hocus Pocus 2
Hellraiser (2022) · Oct 12, 2022
261 Maximum Overdrive: Manchild Steamroller
Maximum Overdrive (1986) · Sep 1, 2022
258 Nope: DoesTheChimpDie.Com
Nope (2022) · Aug 10, 2022
254 Predator: SummerStab 2022 Week 1
Predator (1987) · Jul 13, 2022
253 Gretel & Hansel: Garbage & Hansel
Gretel & Hansel (2020) · Jul 7, 2022
FROM THE CRYPT: The Hills Have Eyes 170
The Hills Have Eyes (1977) · Jun 23, 2022
250 Killer Klowns from Outer Space: Sorry, Lisa!
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) · Jun 8, 2022
249 The Northman: I Will Avenge You Mitchell, I Will Save You Lisa
The Northman (2022) · Jun 1, 2022
248 Guiller-May del Toro: Pan's Labyrinth
Pan's Labyrinth (2006) · May 25, 2022
247 Guiller-May del Toro: The Orphanage
The Orphanage (2007) · May 19, 2022
246 Guiller-May del Toro: Blade II
Blade II (2002) · May 12, 2022
245 Guer-May del Toro: Mama
Mama (2013) · May 5, 2022
242 Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust
Gingerdead Man 2: The Passion of the Crust (2008) · Apr 13, 2022
235 Rubber: They See Me Rollin'
Rubber (2010) · Feb 23, 2022
233 The Addams Family: Sorry Munsters
The Addams Family (1991) · Feb 10, 2022
232 Godzilla vs. Hedorah: Dry 'Em Out!
Godzilla vs. Hedorah (1971) · Feb 4, 2022
231 Onibaba: In the Tall Grass
In the Tall Grass (2019) · Feb 2, 2022
230 One Cut of the Dead: Puke Zombies
One Cut of the Dead (2017) · Jan 20, 2022
FROM THE CRYPT: Willy Wonka Episode 131
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971) · Dec 24, 2021
227 The Gingerdead Man: Busey to Busey
The Gingerdead Man (2005) · Dec 17, 2021
223 Bone Tomahawk: Doin' a Ramblin'
Bone Tomahawk (2015) · Nov 10, 2021
221 End of Days: Why I Hate This Arnold
End of Days (1999) · Oct 27, 2021
220 Halloween Kills: Give Me That Old Tommy Doyle
Halloween Kills (2021) · Oct 21, 2021
217 Bloody Birthday: Nate's Bloody Basement Birthday!
Bloody Birthday (1981) · Sep 30, 2021
215 Malignant: I See Other People's Houses
Malignant (2021) · Sep 16, 2021
213 House (1977): He Went Bananas
House (1977) · Aug 25, 2021
210 Old: Life's a Beach
Old (2021) · Aug 4, 2021
FROM THE CRYPT: A Quiet Place Episode 47
A Quiet Place (2018) · Jul 22, 2021
FROM THE CRYPT: Escape Room Episode 88
The Endless (2017) · Jul 7, 2021
208 The Special: One Pump Chump
The Special (2020) · Jul 1, 2021
204 Army of the Dead: Mitchman vs. Supernate with Lisa Lane
Army of the Dead (2021) · Jun 2, 2021
203 The Town That Dreaded Sundown: A Two Bullet Tour
The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976) · May 26, 2021
198 Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem: PredaMorphs
Aliens vs Predator: Requiem (2007) · Apr 21, 2021
197 Freddy vs. Jason: Dokken to Goo Goo Dolls to Ill Nino
Freddy vs. Jason (2003) · Apr 14, 2021
195 The Devil's Advocate: Keanu's Accent Coach
The Devil's Advocate (1997) · Mar 31, 2021
191 The Devil All The Time: My Favorite Spiderman Movie
The Devil All the Time (2020) · Mar 3, 2021
190 Saint Maud: Texas Disaster Massacre
Saint Maud (2020) · Feb 24, 2021
187 Donnie Darko: Lisa Is a Harry Potter Cloak Person
Donnie Darko (2001) · Feb 3, 2021
186 Psycho: Comment in the Next 5 Minutes!
Psycho (1998) · Jan 27, 2021
185 The Poughkeepsie Tapes: Mitch's True Crime Intervention
The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007) · Jan 20, 2021
183 Scare Me: Lisa vs. Mitch
Scare Me (2020) · Jan 6, 2021
Interview: It Cuts Deep with Nicholas Santos and Charles Gould
It Cuts Deep (2020) · Nov 25, 2020
177 Gremlins 2: Mogwai Is This Happening?
Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) · Nov 11, 2020
176 Jawbreaker: Marilyn Manson's Creepy Mustache
Jawbreaker (1999) · Nov 4, 2020
175 Halloween 4: The Return of Lisa
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) · Oct 28, 2020
173 Freddy's Dead: Freddy Got Fingered
Freddy Got Fingered (2001) · Oct 14, 2020
Ice Cream Man: Episode 79 (Re-release)
Ice Cream Man (1995) · Oct 1, 2020
169 The Babysitter: Killer Queen: Casserole Recipes
The Babysitter: Killer Queen (2020) · Sep 16, 2020
168 1BR: Neighbor Eyes Are Watching You
1BR (2019) · Sep 9, 2020
Interview: 1BR Producer Alok Mishra and Actress Naomi Grossman
1BR (2019) · Sep 2, 2020
166 You're Next: Ax Trap
You're Next (2013) · Aug 26, 2020
164 Host: Astral Plane Drinking Game
Host (2020) · Aug 12, 2020
162 Tammy and the T-Rex: Man vs. Animal Week 5
Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) · Jul 29, 2020
158 Uncaged: Man vs. Animal Week 1
Uncaged (1991) · Jul 1, 2020
154 Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich: Roflcopter's Revenge
Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich (2018) · Jun 3, 2020
153 May Night Shyamalan: Signs
Signs (2002) · May 27, 2020
152 May Night Shyamalan: Devil
Devil (2010) · May 20, 2020
151 May Night Shyamalan: The Happening
The Happening (2008) · May 12, 2020
149 The Shed: He Said She Shed
The Shed (2019) · Apr 28, 2020
Zombeavers: Episode 51 (Re-release)
Zombeavers (2014) · Apr 22, 2020
147 The Hunt: Paula Dean Cookbook
The Hunt (2020) · Apr 7, 2020
146 The Platform: Obvio
The Platform (2019) · Mar 31, 2020
140 Don't Breathe: Team Attic #2
Don't Breathe (2016) · Feb 19, 2020
139 The Skeleton Key: Team Basement #1
The Skeleton Key (2005) · Feb 11, 2020
138 The People Under the Stairs: Team Attic #1
The People Under the Stairs (1991) · Feb 4, 2020
135 Misery: Three-Way Kidnap Keanu Reeves
Misery (1990) · Jan 14, 2020
134 Let Us Prey: Eat Prey Love
Let Us Prey (2014) · Jan 8, 2020
Black Christmas: Episode 32 (Re-release)
Black Christmas (1974) · Dec 23, 2019
Jack Frost: Episode 31 (Re-Release)
Jack Frost (1997) · Dec 11, 2019
ThanksKilling: Episode 28 (Re-Release)
ThanksKilling (2008) · Nov 26, 2019
129 CarousHELL: Pirates of the KILLibbean
CarousHELL (2016) · Nov 19, 2019
128 The Lighthouse: Willem Da-Friend or Willem Dafoe
The Lighthouse (2019) · Nov 12, 2019
127 Constantine: Middle Finger to Heaven
Constantine (2005) · Nov 5, 2019
126 An American Werewolf in Paris: Why They Hate These Werewolves
An American Werewolf in Paris (1997) · Oct 29, 2019
123 Thir13en Ghosts: Mitch's Free Appraisals Incorporated
Thir13en Ghosts (2001) · Oct 15, 2019
121 The Hitcher: Mitch Loves the Hitch
The Hitcher (1986) · Oct 2, 2019
Rosemary's Baby: Episode 18 (Re-Release)
Rosemary's Baby (1968) · Sep 3, 2019
116 Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark: Young Mitch 10/10
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019) · Aug 20, 2019
114 I Know What You Did Last Summer: SummerStab Week 3
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) · Aug 6, 2019
111 Midsommar: Let the Festivities Begin
Let the Festivities Begin: Manifesting Midsommar (2019) · Jul 17, 2019
110 An American Werewolf in London: A Different Kind of Animal
An American Werewolf in London (1981) · Jul 9, 2019
Tourist Trap: Episode 12 (Re-Release)
Tourist Trap (1979) · Apr 22, 2019
100 The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Episode 100
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) · Apr 15, 2019
099 Pet Sematary: Every Horror Movie Starts With a Realtor
Pet Sematary (2019) · Apr 8, 2019
097 Us: If You Have Fear In Your Heart...
Us (2019) · Mar 25, 2019
096 Leprechaun in the Hood: Sean Jean Connery
Leprechaun in the Hood (2000) · Mar 18, 2019
095 The Final Girls: Tinker Tailor Soldier Virgin
The Final Girls (2015) · Mar 11, 2019
094 Planet Terror: A Grindhouse Texas Independence Day!
Planet Terror (2007) · Mar 4, 2019
092 Happy Death Day 2U: Valentine's Day for the Whole Family
Happy Death Day 2U (2019) · Feb 18, 2019
091 Velvet Buzzsaw: If It Ain't Baroque, Don't Fix It
Velvet Buzzsaw (2019) · Feb 11, 2019
090 Jeepers Creepers 3: In-Creep-tion
Jeepers Creepers 3 (2017) · Feb 4, 2019
089 Bird Box: Keep Some Birds in a Box!
Bird Box (2018) · Jan 28, 2019
088 Escape Room: Dr. Toucan Sam
Escape Room (2019) · Jan 22, 2019
087 Pumpkinhead: Vigilante Fruit Justice
Pumpkinhead (1988) · Jan 14, 2019
086 Year in Review 2018 – Part 2
Dokgo Rewind Part 2 (2018) · Jan 7, 2019
083 Pooka: Into The Dark Mirror
Pooka! (2018) · Dec 17, 2018
082 Home Alone: A Christmas Horror Story
A Christmas Horror Story (2015) · Dec 10, 2018
081 American Psycho: Be Kind, Rewind
Be Kind Rewind (2008) · Dec 3, 2018
080 The Wailing: Get Possessed By The Beauty of Korea!
The Wailing (2016) · Nov 26, 2018
079 Ice Cream Man: When Paul Newman Hit Rock Bottom
Ice Cream Man (1995) · Nov 19, 2018
078 Overlord: You Are Overselling Louisiana!
Overlord (2018) · Nov 12, 2018
077 Insidious: The Jan Brady of Horror Kids
Insidious (2011) · Nov 5, 2018
076 The Lost Boys: Headbanging to Saxophone
The Lost Boys (1987) · Oct 29, 2018
075 Halloween: Mannequin Mike
Halloween (2018) · Oct 22, 2018
074 Apostle: Beauty & The Kidnapper Tax
Apostle (2018) · Oct 15, 2018
073 Queen of the Damned: Aaliyah Country Buffet
Queen of the Damned (2002) · Oct 8, 2018
070 The Predator: Spines Are Going to Bleed All Over You!
The Predator (2018) · Sep 17, 2018
069 The Nun: Sister Marilyn Manson
The Nun (2018) · Sep 10, 2018
068 Upgrade: Alternate Title is Up-Grey'd!
Upgrade (2018) · Sep 4, 2018
067 Party Bus to Hell: How Much Can Tara Reid Bench?
Party Bus To Hell (2017) · Aug 27, 2018
066 The Hand That Rocks the Cradle: Get Rocked!
The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (1992) · Aug 20, 2018
064 The Birds: Don't Escape in a Soft Top
The Birds (1963) · Aug 6, 2018
BONUS: Down at Castle Rock - Episodes 1-3
Castle Rock (2000) · Aug 2, 2018
063 Unfriended: Dark Web: Betty White Is In the Sequel
Unfriended: Dark Web (2018) · Jul 27, 2018
062 The Endless: You Can't Spell Cult without UT
The Endless (2017) · Jul 20, 2018
061 Friday the 13th: The Not Quite Final Chapter
Friday the 13th (2009) · Jul 13, 2018
060 The First Purge: Yippee-Ki-Yay Founding Fathers
The First Purge (2018) · Jul 4, 2018
059 They Live: Roddy Piper Is NOT John Lennon
They Live (1988) · Jun 29, 2018
058 Mom and Dad: Full Cage Rage!
Mom and Dad (2018) · Jun 22, 2018
057 Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Do Science!
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) · Jun 15, 2018
056 Hereditary: We Are Family
Hereditary (2018) · Jun 8, 2018
053 The God Inside My Ear: Chekhov's Brownie
The God Inside My Ear (2018) · May 18, 2018
052 Carrie: Periods Ruin Everything
Carrie (1976) · May 11, 2018
051 Zombeavers: Leave It To Beavers
Zombeavers (2014) · May 4, 2018
050 The Witch: Black Philip the G.O.A.T.
The Witch (2016) · Apr 27, 2018
049 Exit to Hell: Hammer and Sickle
Exit to Hell (2013) · Apr 20, 2018
048 Truth or Dare: No Tips, No Touching
Truth or Dare (2018) · Apr 13, 2018
047 A Quiet Place: These Shoes Are Made For Walkin'
A Quiet Place (2018) · Apr 6, 2018
046 Cabin In The Woods: The Shape of Slaughter
The Cabin in the Woods (2012) · Mar 30, 2018
045 Unsane: Stop, Hammer Time!
Unsane (2018) · Mar 23, 2018
044 Leprechaun 4 In Space: Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Gold
Leprechaun 4: In Space (1997) · Mar 16, 2018
043 The Strangers 2 Prey at Night: Stranger Danger
The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018) · Mar 9, 2018
042 Get Out: Meet the Parents
Meet the Parents (2000) · Mar 2, 2018
041 Wish Upon: Magical Jukebox
Wish Upon (2017) · Feb 23, 2018
040 The Suckling: Wrap It Up
The Suckling (1990) · Feb 17, 2018
039 My Bloody Valentine: You're the Coalest
My Bloody Valentine (1981) · Feb 9, 2018
038 The Grudge: Firefighters Are The Villains
The Grudge (2004) · Feb 2, 2018
037 Wait Until Dark: The Power of the Blind
Wait Until Dark (1967) · Jan 26, 2018
036 30 Days of Night: For...Reasons
30 Days of Night (2007) · Jan 19, 2018
035 Battle Royale: You Don't Know Japanese!
Battle Royale (2000) · Jan 13, 2018
032 Black Christmas: Elvis Approved
Black Christmas (1974) · Dec 21, 2017
031 Jack Frost: Not THAT Jack Frost
Jack Frost (1997) · Dec 14, 2017
030 Krampus: Rest In Peace DHL Guy
Krampus (2015) · Dec 7, 2017
029 The Invitation: A Diffi-Cult Video
The Invitation (2016) · Nov 30, 2017
028 ThanksKilling: Very Fowl Play
ThanksKilling (2008) · Nov 22, 2017
027 Green Room: Nazi Punks F**k Off
Green Room (2016) · Nov 16, 2017
026 Prevenge: Fetal Attraction
Prevenge (2017) · Nov 9, 2017
025 Halloween 3: They Only Removed The Headstones!
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) · Oct 31, 2017
024 Jigsaw: Gettin' Jiggy With It
Jigsaw (2017) · Oct 30, 2017
023 Jason X: X Gon Give It To Ya
Jason X (2001) · Oct 26, 2017
022 Trick 'r Treat: Follow The Rules!
Trick 'r Treat (2007) · Oct 20, 2017
021 The Babysitter: Dad's With A Protestant
The Babysitter (2017) · Oct 16, 2017
020 Happy Death Day: Kappa's Don't Eat Cupcakes
Happy Death Day (2017) · Oct 14, 2017
019 Gerald's Game: A-Wristed Development
Gerald's Game (2017) · Oct 5, 2017
018 Rosemary's Baby: Word To The Mothers
Rosemary's Baby (1968) · Sep 28, 2017
017 The Craft: The Bitches of Eastwick
The Craft (1996) · Sep 21, 2017
016 Blood Drive Part 2: Dick Vicious
Blood Drive (2017) · Sep 14, 2017
015 It: How I Spent My Summer Vacation
It (2017) · Sep 8, 2017
014 Children of the Corn: Team Isaac or Team Malachi?
Children of the Corn (1984) · Sep 5, 2017
013 Annabelle Creation: Do Demons Cure Polio?
Annabelle: Creation (2017) · Aug 22, 2017
012 Tourist Trap: We're Gonna Have A Party
Tourist Trap (1979) · Aug 15, 2017
011 Blood Drive Part 1: Suck-u-bus
Blood Drive (2017) · Aug 8, 2017
010 Monkey Shines: Ella's There For You
Monkey Shines (1988) · Aug 1, 2017
007 Bram Stoker's Dracula: A Tale As Old As Time
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) · Jul 11, 2017
006 Train to Busan: That's Why Mommy Left
Train to Busan (2016) · Jul 4, 2017
005 Housebound: Village of the Dental Dam-ed
Housebound (2014) · Jun 27, 2017
004 The Amityville Horror: Jesus Take the Wheel
The Amityville Horror (1979) · Jun 20, 2017
003 It Comes At Night: Buckets of Fun
It Comes at Night (2017) · Jun 13, 2017
002 The Omen: We Need to Talk About Damien
The Omen (1976) · Jun 6, 2017
001 Alien Covenant: 2 Fassbender 2 Furious
Alien: Covenant (2017) · May 30, 2017