Two girls, many horror movies. One of us is scared by anything, one of us isn’t.
The Substance: That's Showbiz, Baby!
The Substance (2024) · Apr 27, 2026
Knives Out: It Makes No Damn Sense; Compels Me Though
Knives Out (2019) · Nov 27, 2025
Zombieland: Enjoy the Little Things
Zombieland (2009) · Oct 31, 2025
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil: 3.75
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010) · Oct 15, 2025
Companion: Did You Jailbreak Your Sexbot?
Companion (2025) · Oct 1, 2025
Lamb: WTF Is This? Happiness.
Lamb (2021) · Jul 31, 2025
MaXXXine: Producer Mia Goth
MaXXXine (2024) · Jul 11, 2025
Smile 2: Still Smilin'
Smile 2 (2024) · Apr 20, 2025
Better Watch Out: Some People's Kids!
Better Watch Out (2017) · Feb 27, 2025
The Lodge: Holly Jolly Gaslighting
The Lodge (2020) · Dec 25, 2024
Trap: Like Criminal Minds But Worse
Trap (2024) · Dec 24, 2024
Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror: Descending into Madness
Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror (2006) · Oct 31, 2024
I Saw The TV Glow: You Won't Even Remember That You're Dying
I Saw the TV Glow (2024) · Oct 30, 2024
The Taking of Deborah Logan: Don't You Have Enough For Your Project?
The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014) · Oct 23, 2024
Abigail: Definitely Not Twilight
Abigail (2024) · Oct 9, 2024
Smile: Not Your Average First Break
Smile (2022) · Oct 2, 2024
The Strangers: Because You Were Home
The Strangers (2008) · Sep 25, 2024
Stitches: This Clown F*cks
Stitches (2012) · Sep 4, 2024
The Wicker Man: I’m Just Upset
The Wicker Man (2006) · Aug 7, 2024
Parasite: Peaches Remain Amazing
Parasite (2019) · Jul 3, 2024
Psycho: We Love Janet Leigh
Psycho (1960) · Jun 5, 2024
Talk to Me: Do Kangaroos Make That Noise?
Talk to Me (2023) · Mar 13, 2024
Vacancy: Might As Well Go Through The Trap Door
Vacancy (2007) · Jan 17, 2024
The Boy: Just a Movie
Just a Movie (1985) · Nov 15, 2023
Clue: Communism is Just a Red Herring
Clue (1985) · Oct 31, 2023
Barbarian: Baby Fever
Barbarian (2022) · Oct 25, 2023
Child’s Play: More Like Bad Guy Dolls
Child's Play (2019) · Oct 18, 2023
Freddy vs. Jason: Monster Mash
Freddy vs. Jason (2003) · Oct 13, 2023
Season of the Witch: Kind of a Slog
Season of the Witch (1973) · Oct 11, 2023
M3GAN: Chucky Walked So M3GAN Could Dance
M3GAN (2022) · Oct 4, 2023
Gaia: Mother Earth Out For Blood
Gaia (2021) · Sep 27, 2023
The Birds: That’s Not What Birds Sound Like
The Birds (1963) · Aug 30, 2023
The Evil Dead: Go Green
The Evil Dead (1981) · Aug 16, 2023
Thinner: More Racist Than You’d Think
Thinner (1996) · Jul 12, 2023
Annabelle: Collecting Dolls is Asking For Problems
Annabelle (2014) · Jun 28, 2023
The Thing: Poor Doggies
The Thing (1982) · May 3, 2023
Ginger Snaps: A Ruff Time of the Month
Ginger Snaps (2000) · Mar 15, 2023
Raw: The French Just Be Like That
Raw Sauce (2016) · Mar 8, 2023
Little Monsters: Pay Teachers More
Little Monsters (2019) · Feb 15, 2023
Paranormal Activity 4: Creepy But Not Sexual
Paranormal Activity 4 (2012) · Feb 8, 2023
Sleepy Hollow: Burton and Depp Together Again
Sleepy Hollow (1999) · Feb 1, 2023
The Menu: Hospitality At Its Best
The Menu (2022) · Jan 25, 2023
Pearl: Some Things Never Change
Pearl (2022) · Jan 18, 2023
Wes Craven’s New Nightmare: New Year, New Nightmare
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994) · Jan 11, 2023
Velvet Buzzsaw: aRtSy
Velvet Buzzsaw (2019) · Dec 21, 2022
Happy Death Day 2 U: Here We Go Again
Happy Death Day 2U (2019) · Dec 14, 2022
Alien: We Love Sigourney Weaver
Alien (1979) · Dec 7, 2022
Final Destination 5: Be Careful Now
Final Destination 5 (2011) · Nov 30, 2022
Pan’s Labyrinth: Mercedes is Iconic
Pan's Labyrinth (2006) · Nov 17, 2022
Cult of Chucky: Batsh*t Delight
Cult of Chucky (2017) · Nov 10, 2022
Beetlejuice: Goth Girl Supremacy
Beetlejuice (1988) · Oct 31, 2022
Hocus Pocus: Witchy Women
Hocus Pocus (1993) · Oct 26, 2022
Evil Dead: That’s a Lot of Blood
Evil Dead (2013) · Oct 19, 2022
Trick R Treat: It All Comes Back
Trick 'r Treat (2007) · Oct 12, 2022
Killer Klowns From Outer Space: Pennywise Who?
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) · Oct 5, 2022
As Above So Below: Mind Your F*cking Business
As Above, So Below (2014) · Sep 28, 2022
The Purge: A Good Starting Point
The Purge (2013) · Sep 21, 2022
Mother!: Why Age Gaps Don’t Work
mother! (2017) · Sep 14, 2022
Candyman: Almost As Good As The Original
Candyman (2021) · Sep 7, 2022
Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street: Apparently Not CGI Blood
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007) · Aug 31, 2022
Little Shop of Horrors: Chaos and Puppets
Little Shop of Horrors (1986) · Aug 24, 2022
Blair Witch: That’s The Same Movie Twice
Blair Witch (2016) · Aug 17, 2022
Hell Fest: OSHA Would Hate This
Hell Fest (2018) · Aug 10, 2022
Fear Street 1666: Goode Guys Finish Last
Fear Street: 1666 (2021) · Aug 3, 2022
Fear Street 1978: Real Hot Girl Sh*t
Fear Street: 1978 (2021) · Jul 20, 2022
Curse of Chucky: Back to Basics
Curse of Chucky (2013) · Jul 13, 2022
Fear Street 1994: Zombies or Ghosts?
Fear Street: 1994 (2021) · Jun 30, 2022
I Know What You Did Last Summer: Partial Slay
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) · Jun 22, 2022
Tusk: They Should Have Killed Him
Tusk (2014) · Jun 9, 2022
Freddy’s Dead The Final Nightmare: Introducing Freddy-vision!
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) · Jun 1, 2022
Cujo: Bad Pet Ownership
Cujo (1983) · May 25, 2022
Friday the 13th Part 2: It Doesn’t Matter
Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981) · May 13, 2022
The Conjuring 2: A Supposed True Story
The Conjuring 2 (2016) · May 11, 2022
Idle Hands: An Underrated Classic
Idle Hands (1999) · Apr 20, 2022
Southbound: We Love A Time Loop
Southbound (2015) · Apr 13, 2022
Spring: White People Love Italy
Spring (2014) · Apr 6, 2022
Seed of Chucky: Jennifer Tilly Remains An Icon
Seed of Chucky (2004) · Mar 30, 2022
The Woman in Black: Please Enunciate
The Woman in Black (2012) · Mar 23, 2022
Leprechaun: Introducing Jennifer Aniston
Leprechaun (1993) · Mar 17, 2022
Horns: Look at Harry Potter Go
Horns (2013) · Mar 16, 2022
Freaky: Dry As Sandpaper
Freaky (2020) · Mar 2, 2022
Creep: Don’t Help People?
Creep (2014) · Feb 23, 2022
House of Wax: Wax On, Wax Off
House of Wax (2005) · Feb 16, 2022
My Bloody Valentine 3D: A Product of Its Time
My Bloody Valentine (2009) · Feb 9, 2022
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5 The Dream Child: A Few Good Bits
A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child (1989) · Feb 2, 2022
Antlers: Lots of Screeching
Antlers (2021) · Jan 27, 2022
Little Evil: Stepfatherly Love
Little Evil (2017) · Jan 20, 2022
A Classic Horror Story: Don’t Drink and Drive
A Classic Horror Story (2021) · Jan 13, 2022
Santa Sangre: Boobs and Murder
Santa Sangre (1989) · Dec 22, 2021
A Christmas Horror Story: There’s a Lot Going On Here
A Christmas Horror Story (2015) · Dec 15, 2021
Prom Night: Distinctly Mediocre
Prom Night (2008) · Dec 8, 2021
Pilgrim: Bad Holiday=Bad Holiday Movie
Pilgrim (2019) · Nov 24, 2021
Audition: Acupuncture Can Be Good, Right?
Audition (2000) · Nov 17, 2021
The Lost Boys: Insert Sax Solo
The Lost Boys (1987) · Nov 12, 2021
Thir13en Ghosts: What An Ugly House
Thir13en Ghosts (2001) · Nov 3, 2021
Halloween: Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife
Halloween (2018) · Oct 27, 2021
Witchboard: Could’ve Had a Worse Time
Witchboard (1986) · Oct 20, 2021
Bride of Chucky: Jennifer Tilly Supremacy
Bride of Chucky (1998) · Oct 13, 2021
Suspiria: Girlboss Energy
Suspiria (2018) · Oct 6, 2021
The Babysitter: How’d We Get to Colonoscopy?
The Babysitter (2017) · Sep 29, 2021
The Old Ways: Close But No Cigar
Apex Legends Stories from the Outlands "The Old Ways" (2020) · Sep 22, 2021
Fright Night: David Tennant is a Sl*t
Fright Night (2011) · Sep 15, 2021
The Cleansing: Free on Prime and Still Too Expensive
The Cleansing (2019) · Sep 8, 2021
From Dusk Til Dawn: Great News If You Like Cheech
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) · Sep 1, 2021
The Lighthouse: Why’d Y’Spill Yer Beans?
The Lighthouse (2019) · Aug 25, 2021
American Psycho: I Need to Return Some Videotapes
American Psycho (2000) · Aug 18, 2021
Friday the 13th: Like It or Not, It’s Iconic
Friday the 13th (1980) · Aug 13, 2021
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4 The Dream Master: Just Let Me Watch These Kids Die
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) · Aug 4, 2021
Candyman 2 Farewell to the Flesh: I Miss Helen Lyle
Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh (1995) · Jul 28, 2021
The Final Girls: None of Us Asked to Be Written This Way
The Final Girls (2015) · Jul 21, 2021
The Wicker Man: This is Why You Should Leave People Alone
The Wicker Man (1973) · Jul 14, 2021
Midsommar: There’s a Lot to Unpack Here
Midsommar (2019) · Jul 7, 2021
The Omen: Take One For the Team and Kill Your Kid
The Omen (1976) · Jun 30, 2021
Us: Let’s All Just Hold Hands
Us (2019) · Jun 24, 2021
The Craft: It’s Fun, It’s Scary, Who Gives a Sh*t?
The Craft (1996) · Jun 9, 2021
The Perfection: Two Girls, One Cello
The Perfection (2018) · Jun 2, 2021
Children of the Corn: This is Your Fault, Burt
Children of the Corn (1984) · May 26, 2021
Would You Rather: Actually I’d Rather Not But Thanks
Would You Rather (2013) · May 19, 2021
Paranormal Activity 2: Haven’t You Learned Your Lesson Yet?
Paranormal Activity 2 (2010) · Apr 21, 2021
The Hills Have Eyes: Isn’t It Enough That They’re Cannibals?
The Hills Have Eyes (2006) · Apr 14, 2021
Pet Sematary: Death is All Around Us
Pet Sematary (1989) · Apr 7, 2021
Hush: Maddie’s a Bad*ss B*tch
Hush (2016) · Mar 31, 2021
Tragedy Girls: I Feel Like They Should’ve Kissed
Tragedy Girls (2017) · Mar 24, 2021
The Conjuring: Just Another Haunting
The Conjuring (2013) · Mar 17, 2021
Saw: Don’t Piss Off Your Terminal Cancer Patients
Saw (2004) · Mar 10, 2021
Urban Legend: It Just Wants What Scream Has
Urban Legend (1998) · Mar 3, 2021
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 Dream Warriors: Welcome to Prime Time
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) · Feb 24, 2021
Scream 4: Why Did You Say That, Judy?
Scream 4 (2011) · Feb 17, 2021
My Bloody Valentine: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
My Bloody Valentine (1981) · Feb 10, 2021
Bram Stoker’s Dracula: Lots of Boobs and Lots of Licking
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) · Feb 3, 2021
Scream 3: Sidney Prescott Remains an Icon
Scream 3 (2000) · Jan 27, 2021
The Amityville Horror(2005): All Confusing, Not Enough Scary
The Amityville Horror (2005) · Jan 20, 2021
Krampus: Like Home Alone But Multicultural
Krampus (2015) · Dec 23, 2020
Holidays: Our First Anthology
Holidays (2016) · Dec 16, 2020
Anna and the Apocalypse: This is Nae Disney
Anna and the Apocalypse (2018) · Dec 9, 2020
Hereditary: A Family Tragedy
Hereditary (2018) · Dec 2, 2020
Get Out: Racists are Everywhere
Get Out (2017) · Nov 25, 2020
In The Tall Grass: It’s Not Just a Boulder, It’s a Rock
In the Tall Grass (2019) · Nov 18, 2020
Christine: Hell Hath No Plymouth Fury Like a Car Scorned
Christine (1983) · Nov 11, 2020
The Purge Election Year: You Don’t Watch a Purge Movie for the Writing
The Purge: Election Year (2016) · Nov 3, 2020
The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Nothing Beats Tim Curry in Fishnets
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) · Oct 31, 2020
Halloween: The Film Debut of an Icon
Halloween (1978) · Oct 28, 2020
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Delicious Roadside BBQ and Headcheese
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) · Oct 14, 2020
The Houses October Built: Blair Witch But Worse
The Houses October Built (2014) · Oct 7, 2020
The Silence of the Lambs: Substitute Human for Beef
The Silence of the Lambs (1991) · Oct 1, 2020
Final Destination 3: Reasons to Not Use Tanning Beds
Final Destination 3 (2006) · Sep 23, 2020
The Shining: The Worst Social Distancing Experience Ever
The Shining (1980) · Sep 16, 2020
Child’s Play: The Only Karen We Care About
Child's Play (1988) · Sep 9, 2020
Insidious: More Kids and More Demons
Insidious (2011) · Aug 12, 2020
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 Freddy’s Revenge: No Homo But...
A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985) · Jul 31, 2020
The Babadook: Sometimes You Gotta Stab Your Mom
The Babadook (2014) · Jul 23, 2020
Paranormal Activity: Ouija Boards Are Never the Answer
Paranormal Activity (2007) · Jul 15, 2020
Misery: Kathy Bates is an Icon
Misery (1990) · Jul 8, 2020
Happy Death Day: Men Aren’t Worth It
Happy Death Day (2017) · Jul 1, 2020
The Rite: A Little Too Catholic
The Rite (2011) · Jun 24, 2020
Repo The Genetic Opera: This is a Biohazard
Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008) · Jun 17, 2020
The VVitch: You’re No Good, Goat!
The Last Witch Hunter (2015) · Jun 10, 2020
Prom Night: Every Movie Deserves a Choreographed Dance
Prom Night (1980) · Jun 3, 2020
Sinister: Reasons to Not Have Children
Sinister (2012) · May 27, 2020
Carrie: Maybe It’s Maybelline, Maybe It’s Psychic Powers
Carrie (1976) · May 20, 2020
The Human Centipede: Like Saw But Worse
The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009) · May 13, 2020
Unfriended: Reasons to Not Cyberbully
Unfriended (2014) · May 6, 2020
Poltergeist: It’s Steven F***ing Spielberg(and Tobe Hooper)
Poltergeist (1982) · Apr 29, 2020
Scream 2: At Least It’s a Scream Movie?
Scream 2 (1997) · Apr 22, 2020
The Exorcist: Pea Soup for the Soul
The Exorcist (1973) · Apr 15, 2020
Ready or Not: It’s Not You, It’s My Satanic Worshipping Family
Ready or Not (2019) · Apr 8, 2020
Rosemary’s Baby: Guy(s) Sucks
Rosemary's Baby (1968) · Apr 1, 2020
IT Chapter Two: Just Jessica Chastain and 5000 Gallons of Blood
It Chapter Two (2019) · Mar 25, 2020
The Cabin in the Woods: Beware the Merman
The Cabin in the Woods (2012) · Mar 18, 2020
The Blair Witch Project: Stay Out of the Woods
The Blair Witch Project (1999) · Mar 4, 2020
A Nightmare on Elm Street: Just Johnny Depp and 500 Gallons of Blood
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) · Feb 26, 2020
The Ritual: All My Friends Are Dead 🦕
The Ritual (2017) · Feb 19, 2020
Jennifer’s Body: Mark Me Down as Scared and Horny
Jennifer's Body (2009) · Feb 12, 2020
Final Destination: Possible But Highly Unlikely
Final Destination (2000) · Feb 5, 2020
The Ring: How to NOT Defeat an Evil Psychic Child Ghost
The Ring (2002) · Jan 29, 2020
Candyman: Bees and Hypnotists and Hooks, Oh My!
Candyman (1992) · Jan 22, 2020
Scream: Men Can’t Be Trusted
Scream (1996) · Jan 15, 2020
The Amityville Horror: It Was The 70s and Children Are Monsters
The Amityville Horror (1979) · Jan 6, 2020