A married couple's quest to rectify the wrongs of their partner never seeing culturally relevant movies. (Mostly 1980s, but we dabble in other decades.) The Crime Files specifically examines crime movies and their impact upon societal perceptions of law enforcement.
Girls Just Want To Have Fun (1985) - "I don't know where to begin. This is really embarrassing. I'm pretty boring."
Girls Just Want to Have Fun (1985) · Nov 6, 2025
Crime Files - Ep 8 LIVE at ASC - Se7en (1995) - "This is not even my desk."
Se7en (1995) · Sep 30, 2025
Fast Forward (1985) - "We've got to get awesome!"
Fast Forward (1985) · Jul 28, 2025
Crime Files - Ep 7 Almost LIVE at ASC - American Psycho (2000) - "I simply am not there"
American Psycho (2000) · Nov 15, 2023
Sing (1989) - "Honey, you do not know what this Italian butt is capable of!"
Sing (1989) · Aug 24, 2022
Zodiac - LIVE at ASC - You Havent Seen What - Ep CF6
Zodiac (2007) · Jun 8, 2022
Gremlins (1984) - "I told ya we shoulda got a Zenith"
Gremlins (1984) · Mar 4, 2022
Ep: 37 - Children of the Corn (1984) - "I spy with my little eye, something that starts with the letter 'C'"
Children of the Corn (1984) · Nov 3, 2021
Ep: 36 - Better Off Dead (1985) - "WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT'S HOLY?!"
Better Off Dead... (1985) · Sep 17, 2021
Ep 34: Jaws: The Revenge (1987) - HOLIDAY SPECIAL - "I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder. I've dreamed of nothing else since I was a small boy."
Jaws: The Revenge (1987) · Dec 24, 2020
Ep: 33 - The Witches of Eastwick (1987) - "Have another cherry."
The Witches of Eastwick (1987) · Oct 31, 2020
Ep: 32 - Hocus Pocus (1993) - "You sold your soul! You're the ugliest thing that ever lived and you know it!"
Hocus Pocus (1993) · Oct 26, 2020
Ep: 31 - Real Genius (1985) - "All Brains, No Penis"
Real Genius (1985) · Sep 25, 2020
Ep: 30 - KIDCO (1984) - "The USA was the greatest place in the world, and then they had to go and bust KIDCO."
Kidco (1984) · Aug 21, 2020
The Silence of the Lambs (1991) - BONUS MINISODE - "Love your suit."
The Silence of the Lambs (1991) · Feb 28, 2020
Crime Files - Ep 5: The Silence of the Lambs (1991) - PART 2 - "Quid Pro Quo"
The Silence of the Lambs (1991) · Jan 31, 2020
Crime Files - Ep 4 LIVE at ASC: The Silence of the Lambs (1991) - "They don't have a name for what he is."
The Silence of the Lambs (1991) · Jan 10, 2020
CLUE - BONUS MINISODE - "Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable."
Clue (1985) · Dec 20, 2019
Crime Files - Ep 3: The Shawshank Redemption (1994) - "How can you be so obtuse?"
The Shawshank Redemption (1994) · Nov 27, 2019
Crime Files - Ep 2: Runaway Jury (2003) - "You are a moral man living in a world of moral relativity."
Runaway Jury (2003) · Nov 15, 2019
Crime Files - Ep 1: CLUE (1985) - "One plus one plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one."
Clue (1985) · Nov 15, 2019
April Fool's Day - HALLOWEEN MINISODE - "They're Here! They're Hungry! They'll Eat You Alive!"
April Fool's Day (1986) · Oct 31, 2019
Top Gun - BONUS MINISODE - "There's two O's in Goose."
Top Gun (1986) · Oct 7, 2019
Ep 29: Top Gun (1986) - "If you think, you're dead."
Top Gun (1986) · Sep 12, 2019
Ep 27: The Lost Boys (1987) - PART 2 - "Now you know what we are, now you know what you are. You'll never grow old, Michael, and you'll never die. But you must feed!"
The Lost Boys (1987) · Aug 9, 2019
Ep 26: The Lost Boys (1987) - PART 1 - "Michael"
The Lost Boys (1987) · Jul 19, 2019
Ep 25: Breakin' (1984) - "She ain't no street dancer! She knows nothin' about what we do!"
Breakin' (1984) · Jun 27, 2019
Ep 24: Alien (1979) - "Not exactly out of the manual, is it?"
Alien (1979) · Jun 14, 2019
Ep 22: Bull Durham (1988) - "This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains."
Bull Durham (1988) · Mar 28, 2019
Ep 21: Club Paradise (1986) - "Oh, sure! Go start a revolution! It's not gonna look good on your resumé, you know!"
Club Paradise (1986) · Mar 1, 2019
Ep 20: UHF (1989) - "If you took their combined I.Q., and multiplied it by a hundred, you might have enough intelligence to tie your shoe..."
UHF (1989) · Feb 7, 2019
Ep 19: Gandhi (1982) - "The only devils in this world are those running around in our own hearts, and that is where all our battles should be fought."
Gandhi (1982) · Jan 24, 2019
Ep 18: Labyrinth (1986) - "Thanks for nothing, Hogwart!"
Labyrinth (1986) · Jan 8, 2019
Ep 17: A Chorus Line (1985) - "Give a man...some room!"
A Chorus Line (1985) · Jan 4, 2019
Ep 16: Christine (1983) - "Okay... show me."
Christine (1983) · Oct 31, 2018
Ep 15: Toy Story (1995) - "Whaddya say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?"
Toy Story (1995) · Oct 11, 2018
Ep 14: The Golden Child (1986) - "Ha! I got the knife! Now turn on the goddamn lights!"
The Golden Child (1986) · Sep 18, 2018
Ep 13: Three O'Clock High (1987) - "Pain is temporary. Film is forever!"
Three O'Clock High (1987) · Aug 22, 2018
Ep 12: Max Dugan Returns (1983) - "I'd stick to lying. So far you're doing great."
Max Dugan Returns (1983) · Aug 7, 2018
Ep 11: High Fidelity (2000) - "What really matters is WHAT you like, not what you ARE like."
High Fidelity (2000) · Jul 11, 2018
Ep 10: Dirty Dancing (1987) - "You gotta hold the frame."
Dirty Dancing (1987) · Jul 4, 2018
Ep 9: The Dark Crystal (1982) - "Prophets don't know everything."
The Dark Crystal (1982) · Jun 7, 2018
Ep 8: Ruthless People (1986) - "I've been kidnapped by Kmart!"
Ruthless People (1986) · May 22, 2018
Ep 7: The Legend of Billie Jean (1985) - "Fair Is Fair!"
The Legend of Billie Jean (1985) · May 1, 2018
Ep 5: The Princess Bride (1987) - "I do not think it means what you think it means."
The Princess Bride (1987) · Apr 10, 2018
Ep 4: Electric Dreams (1984) - "Moles, that does not compute."
Electric Dreams (1984) · Apr 3, 2018
Ep 3: April Fool's Day (1986) - "Nice? It's gotta be better than nice, it's gotta be bloody unforgettable!"
April Fool's Day (1986) · Mar 27, 2018
Ep 2: Flashdance (1983) - "If you give up your dream, you die."
Flashdance (1983) · Mar 21, 2018