Joe Bauer and Rita Artmann of ArtSpear Entertainment, creators of Toon Sandwich and other, less-well-known comedies, watch and commentate over popular (and distinctly unpopular) movies - excavating plot holes, inventing wild theories, and squeezing every possible drop of irreverence and absurdity out of each scene and line of dialogue.
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #105 - Final Destination: Bloodlines
Final Destination Bloodlines (2025) · Feb 25, 2026
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #104 - Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995) · Jan 20, 2026
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #103 - The Next Three Days
The Next Three Days (2010) · Jul 10, 2025
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #102 - A Bronx Tale
A Bronx Tale (1993) · Mar 15, 2025
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #100 - Titanic
Titanic (1997) · Jan 10, 2025
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #098 - Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) · Nov 10, 2024
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #097 - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #096 - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) · Aug 11, 2024
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #095 - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) · Jul 3, 2024
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #094 - Raiders of the Lost Ark
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) · Jun 1, 2024
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #093 - Back to the Future Part III
Back to the Future Part III (1990) · May 21, 2024
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #092 - Back to the Future Part II
Back to the Future Part II (1989) · May 5, 2024
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #091 - Back to the Future
Back to the Future (1985) · Apr 14, 2024
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #090 - Snow White and the Huntsman
Snow White and the Huntsman (2012) · Apr 4, 2024
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #089 - Mirror Mirror
Mirror Mirror (2012) · Mar 17, 2024
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #088 - The Thomas Crown Affair
The Thomas Crown Affair (1999) · Sep 28, 2023
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #087 - Entrapment
Entrapment (1999) · Jul 9, 2023
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #085 - Rogue One
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) · Apr 23, 2023
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #084 - Don't Breathe
Don't Breathe (2016) · Apr 9, 2023
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #083 - Running Scared
Running Scared (2006) · Apr 2, 2023
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #082 - The Town
The Town (2010) · Mar 26, 2023
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #081 - Collateral
Collateral (2004) · Mar 20, 2023
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #080 - White House Down
White House Down (2013) · Mar 12, 2023
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #079 - Olympus Has Fallen
Olympus Has Fallen (2013) · Mar 5, 2023
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #078 - First Daughter
First Daughter (2004) · Feb 26, 2023
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #077 - Chasing Liberty
Chasing Liberty (2004) · Feb 19, 2023
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #076 - The Long Kiss Goodnight
The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996) · Feb 12, 2023
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #075 - The Last Boy Scout
The Last Boy Scout (1991) · Feb 5, 2023
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #074 - Harlem Nights
Harlem Nights (1989) · Jan 29, 2023
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #072 - The Prestige
The Prestige (2006) · Jan 15, 2023
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #071 - The Illusionist
The Illusionist (2006) · Jan 8, 2023
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #070 - Jurassic World: Dominion
Jurassic World Dominion (2022) · Jan 1, 2023
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #069 - Armageddon
Armageddon (1998) · Nov 6, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #068 - Deep Impact
Deep Impact (1998) · Oct 30, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #066 - The Truman Show
The Truman Show (1998) · Oct 16, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #065 - Volcano
Volcano (1997) · Oct 10, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #064 - Dante's Peak
Dante's Peak (1997) · Oct 3, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #063 - Friends With Benefits
Friends with Benefits (2011) · Sep 25, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #062 - No Strings Attached
No Strings Attached (2011) · Sep 18, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #061 - The Rise of Skywalker
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) · Sep 11, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #060 - The Last Jedi
Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) · Sep 5, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #059 - The Force Awakens
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015) · Aug 21, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #056 - The Phantom Menace
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) · Jul 31, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #055 - Return of the Jedi
Return of the Jedi (1983) · Jul 24, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #054 - The Empire Strikes Back
The Empire Strikes Back (1980) · Jul 16, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #053 - Star Wars
Star Wars (1977) · Jul 10, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #051 - Crossroads
Crossroads (2002) · Jun 26, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #050 - Glitter
Glitter (2001) · Jun 19, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #049 - Spice World
Spice World (1997) · Jun 12, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #047 - Batman & Robin
Batman & Robin (1997) · May 29, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #046 - Batman Forever
Batman Forever (1995) · May 22, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #045 - Batman Returns
Batman Returns (1992) · May 15, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #044 - Batman
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022) · May 8, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #043 - New Jack City
New Jack City (1991) · May 1, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #042 - Hardcore Henry
Hardcore Henry (2015) · Apr 24, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #041 - Shoot 'Em Up
Shoot 'Em Up (2007) · Apr 17, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #040 - Elysium
Elysium (2013) · Apr 10, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #037 - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) · Mar 20, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #036 - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007) · Mar 13, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #035 - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) · Mar 6, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #034 - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) · Feb 27, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #033 - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) · Feb 20, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #032 - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (2001) · Feb 13, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #031 - Men In Black
Men in Black (1997) · Feb 6, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #030 - Independence Day: Resurgence
Independence Day: Resurgence (2016) · Jan 30, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #029 - Independence Day
Independence Day (1996) · Jan 23, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #028 - The Faculty
The Faculty (1998) · Jan 16, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #027 - Scream 4
Scream 4 (2011) · Jan 5, 2022
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #026 - Scream 3
Scream 3 (2000) · Dec 28, 2021
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #025 - Scream 2
Scream 2 (1997) · Dec 23, 2021
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #023 - Jumanji
Jumanji (1995) · Nov 19, 2021
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #022 - Total Recall
Total Recall (1990) · Nov 13, 2021
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #021 - Van Helsing
Van Helsing (2004) · Sep 11, 2021
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #020 - Commando
Commando (1985) · Aug 29, 2021
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #019 - The Amazing Spider-Man 2
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) · Aug 8, 2021
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #018 - The Amazing Spider-Man
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) · Aug 1, 2021
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #017 - Spider-Man 3
Spider-Man 3 (2007) · Jul 17, 2021
[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚♀️ #016 - Spider-Man 2
Spider-Man 2 (2004) · Jun 26, 2021
🎙🧚♀️ #011 - Vertical Limit
Vertical Limit (2000) · May 11, 2021
🎙🧚♀️ #010 - Final Destination 5
Final Destination 5 (2011) · May 2, 2021
🎙🧚♀️ #009 - Final Destination 4
The Final Destination (2009) · Apr 24, 2021
🎙🧚♀️ #008 - Final Destination 3
Final Destination 3 (2006) · Apr 18, 2021
🎙🧚♀️ #007 - Final Destination 2
Final Destination 2 (2003) · Apr 7, 2021
🎙🧚♀️ #006 - Final Destination
Final Destination (2000) · Mar 30, 2021
🎙🧚♀️ #005 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Fallen Kingdom (2019) · Mar 20, 2021
🎙🧚♀️ #004 - Jurassic World
Jurassic World (2015) · Mar 12, 2021
🎙🧚♀️ #003 - Jurassic Park III
Jurassic Park III (2001) · Mar 3, 2021
🎙🧚♀️ #002 - The Lost World JP
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997) · Feb 22, 2021
🎙🧚♀️ #001 - Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park (1993) · Feb 13, 2021