Two dudes inflict movies on each other. ihateyourmovie.substack.com
Demolition Man - I'm a DIRTY RATMAN
Demolition Man (1993) · Oct 15, 2025
Forgotten Gem or Repetitive Slog? Darkman
Darkman (1990) · Sep 25, 2025
Sausage Party "What am I SAYING?!"
Sausage Party (2016) · Jun 11, 2025
Bone Tomahawk "Goldilocks of Troglodytes"
Bone Tomahawk (2015) · Jun 4, 2025
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country "Kerplunk!"
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) · May 27, 2025
The Crow (1994) "Is he the Joker, Is he the Jesus?"
The Crow (1994) · May 21, 2025
Conan the Barbarian "Conan Cromavetic Universe"
Conan the Barbarian (1982) · May 7, 2025
Bergman Island "Welcome to the Disown Zone"
Bergman Island (2021) · Apr 30, 2025
Little Nicky "Dan Becomes a Black Hole of Despair"
Little Nicky (2000) · Apr 25, 2025
The Human Tornado "Double Denim Kung Fu Girl"
The Human Tornado (1976) · Mar 26, 2025
The Martian "Space Oscars"
The Martian (2015) · Mar 19, 2025
Turbo Kid "Garden Gnomes Are the Currency of the Post-Apocalypse"
Turbo Kid (2015) · Mar 5, 2025
Lady Bird "Realistic, But Annoying As F***"
Lady Bird (2017) · Feb 19, 2025
Dead Poets Society "Fire the Father From Being a Father"
Dead Poets Society (1989) · Feb 5, 2025
Deep Blue Sea "What An Amazing 1999 Twist"
Deep Blue Sea (1999) · Jan 22, 2025
The Nice Guys "Award for Best English Words"
The Nice Guys (2016) · Jan 8, 2025
Jingle All The Way "Black Friday The Movie"
Jingle All the Way (1996) · Dec 4, 2024
A Quiet Place "A Bag Full of Spanners"
A Quiet Place (2018) · Nov 20, 2024
Venom: The Last Venom
Venom: The Last Dance (2024) · Oct 31, 2024
The Italian Job (1969) "Big Willy Does a Big Willy"
The Italian Job (1969) · Oct 16, 2024
Partners (2009) "The Leader of Crime"
Partners (2009) · Oct 2, 2024
Top Gun: Maverick "Tom Cruise's Impotence Denial"
Top Gun: Maverick (2022) · Sep 18, 2024
Train to Busan "Business Dad vs. Zombies"
Train to Busan (2016) · Aug 21, 2024
TRON: Legacy "A Bridge Too Far"
A Bridge Too Far (1977) · Aug 7, 2024
Deadpool & Wolverine "Spoonerism, the Height of Comedy"
Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) · Jul 29, 2024
🔓Eternals "Sentient Spookies"
Eternals (2021) · Jul 24, 2024
The Men Who Stare at Goats "An Embarrassment of Bridges"
The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009) · Jul 17, 2024
The Big Lebowski "A Suprising Amount of Jeff Bridges"
The Big Lebowski (1998) · Jul 3, 2024
World War Z "A Descent Into Stupid"
World War Z (2013) · Jun 19, 2024
The Lord of the Rings (1978) "Saruman of Soho"
The Lord of the Rings (1978) · Jun 5, 2024
The Trivia Strikes Back Part 1 - Star Wars
Star Wars (1977) · May 22, 2024
Aftersun "Nothing Happens Yet Everything Happens"
Aftersun (2024) · May 15, 2024
Children of Men "Humanity? I Can Take It or Leave It"
Children of Men (2006) · May 1, 2024
28 Days Later "Post-Apocalyptic Survival for Dummies"
28 Days Later (2002) · Apr 17, 2024
A Monster Calls "Dan's Black Shrivelled Heart"
A Monster Calls (2016) · Mar 20, 2024
Fateful Findings "A Movie Made For Cats"
Fateful Findings (2013) · Jan 31, 2024
Adaptation "Brian Cox's B*tch"
Adaptation. (2002) · Jan 3, 2024
Police Story "Showdown by the Barbie station"
Police Story (1985) · Dec 13, 2023
The Exorcist III: Legion "Too Many Priests"
The Exorcist III (1990) · Dec 6, 2023
The Marvels "Go On, Defend Space Hⅰtler"
The Marvels (2023) · Nov 13, 2023
Whiplash "Jimbob McManahan"
Whiplash (2014) · Nov 8, 2023
Nightmare Before Christmas "Christmas W**k"
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) · Oct 25, 2023
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang "Thematic Resonance"
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) · Oct 4, 2023
From Beyond "Penius Gland" - Bonus Episode 🔓
From Beyond (1986) · Sep 27, 2023
Guns Akimbo "N*zi Captain Picard"
Guns Akimbo (2020) · Sep 20, 2023
Suspiria (2018) "Susie's Bunions"
Suspiria (2018) · Sep 6, 2023
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem [First Impressions]
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (2023) · Aug 14, 2023
The A- Team (2010) "Dora the Explorer Stops Human Trafficking"
The A-Team (2010) · Jul 26, 2023
Paprika (2006) "If the Internet's a Dream, Then It's a Nightmare"
Paprika (2006) · Jul 12, 2023
Atomic Blonde "Haha, I Can Do Gay Too"
Atomic Blonde (2017) · Jun 28, 2023
The Thing (1982) "A Swarm of Vicious Penguins Attack"
The Thing (1982) · Jun 14, 2023
Extraction "His Kryptonite is Indian Boys"
Extraction (2020) · May 31, 2023
Wet Hot American Summer "If You Can Steal a Jellybean, You're an Alpha Man"
Wet Hot American Summer (2001) · May 17, 2023
High Life (2018) "To Incest and Beyond!"
High Life (2018) · May 3, 2023
Mulholland drive "Trying to solve a Rubik's cube in a Labyrinth"
Mulholland Drive (2001) · Apr 19, 2023
Jumanji 2: Welcome to the Jumanji
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017) · Apr 5, 2023