Sammy and Justin look at movie franchises from start to finish, which means spoilers. After each movie, they rate it out of 10, with 5 being the middle or average.
Jason Bourne, That's Jesus Christ! | Bourne Ultimatum
Jason Bourne (2016) · Sep 11, 2026
Jason Supreme | The Bourne Supremacy
The Bourne Supremacy (2004) · Sep 4, 2026
The Second Deadliest Writing Utensil | The Bourne Identity
The Bourne Identity (2002) · Aug 28, 2026
Frankenstein's Toy | Toy Story Franchise Wrap-Up
Toy Story (1995) · Aug 14, 2026
Nuke the Group Chat | Toy Story 5
Toy Story 5 (2026) · Aug 7, 2026
Buzz, I Am Your Retcon | Lightyear
Lightyear (2022) · Jul 31, 2026
Another Final Toy Story | Toy Story 4
Toy Story 4 (2019) · Jul 24, 2026
You've Got an Amigo in Me | Toy Story 3
Toy Story 3 (2010) · Jul 17, 2026
2Story2Toy | Toy Story 2
Toy Story 2 (1999) · Jul 3, 2026
Play Nice | Toy Story
Toy Story (1995) · Jun 26, 2026
A Brief Look at a Brief Franchise | The LEGO Movie Franchise Wrap-Up
The Lego Movie (2014) · Jun 19, 2026
2Chris2Pratt | The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part
The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part (2019) · Jun 12, 2026
NINJA NO Character Development | The LEGO Ninjago Movie
The Lego Ninjago Movie (2017) · May 22, 2026
As a Minifig, I Can Be Incorruptible, I Can Be Everlasting | The LEGO Batman Movie
The Lego Batman Movie (2017) · May 8, 2026
(No Longer) Available at Your Local Toy Store | The LEGO Movie
The Lego Movie (2014) · May 1, 2026
An Old-Aged Classic | Lethal Weapon 4
Lethal Weapon 4 (1998) · Apr 17, 2026
Don't Jaywalk in LA | Lethal Weapon 3
Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) · Apr 10, 2026
Real Men Stare Into Each Other's Eyes | Lethal Weapon 2
Lethal Weapon 2 (1989) · Apr 3, 2026
Cops Who Are Buddies | Lethal Weapon
Lethal Weapon (1987) · Mar 27, 2026
Face/Off | Child's Play (2019)
Child's Play (2019) · Mar 13, 2026
Internet Voodoo | Cult of Chucky
Cult of Chucky (2017) · Mar 6, 2026
Not a Reboot | Curse of Chucky
Curse of Chucky (2013) · Feb 27, 2026
Shockingly Wholesome | Seed of Chucky
Seed of Chucky (2004) · Feb 20, 2026
Dying When I Zapped You, Voodoo to Stay Near You | Bride of Chucky
Bride of Chucky (1998) · Feb 13, 2026
Toy Soldier | Child's Play 3
Child's Play 3 (1991) · Feb 6, 2026
2Child2Play | Child's Play 2
Child's Play 2 (1990) · Jan 30, 2026
Shot Through the Heart, and Mike's to Blame | Child's Play
Child's Play (1988) · Jan 16, 2026
That Mask Has a Butthole | Conan the Barbarian (2011)
Conan the Barbarian (2011) · Jan 2, 2026
How to Reject a 14-Year-Old Girl Like a Real Man | Conan the Destroyer
Conan the Destroyer (1984) · Dec 26, 2025
Beheadings and Boobs | Conan the Barbarian
Conan the Barbarian (1982) · Dec 19, 2025
The Pummeling of Selene | Underworld: Blood Wars
Underworld: Blood Wars (2016) · Dec 5, 2025
The Lycans Were Bad the Whole Time | Underworld: Awakening
Underworld: Awakening (2012) · Nov 28, 2025
Viva la Werevolución | Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009) · Nov 21, 2025
WILLLIIIIIIIAAAAAAMMMMMM!!! | Underworld: Evolution
Underworld: Evolution (2006) · Nov 14, 2025
Matrix But Vampires | Underworld
Underworld (2003) · Nov 7, 2025
Counter Pizza | A Quiet Place: Day One
A Quiet Place: Day One (2024) · Oct 24, 2025
Out of All the Apocalypse Shelters in All the World, She Walks into Mine | A Quiet Place Part II
A Quiet Place Part II (2021) · Oct 17, 2025
Optimistic Pregnancy, Apocalyptic Family | A Quiet Place
A Quiet Place (2018) · Oct 10, 2025
The Worst Kiss in Cinema | Austin Powers in Goldmember
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002) · Sep 26, 2025
2 Spy 2 Shagged | Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) · Sep 19, 2025
These Boots Were Made for Fembots | Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) · Sep 12, 2025
What If Tracy Lived? | No Time To Die
No Time to Die (2021) · Aug 29, 2025
An Apparition, a Phantom, a | Spectre
Spectre (2015) · Aug 22, 2025
Reverse Count of Monte Cristo | Skyfall
Skyfall (2012) · Aug 15, 2025
Oilfinger | Quantum of Solace
Quantum of Solace (2008) · Aug 8, 2025
Bond Year One | Casino Royale
Casino Royale (2006) · Aug 1, 2025
CG Kite Surfing | Die Another Day
Die Another Day (2002) · Jul 25, 2025
Gimme More World | The World Is Not Enough
The World Is Not Enough (1999) · Jul 18, 2025
Evil Tim Apple | Tomorrow Never Dies
Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) · Jul 11, 2025
Murder Sex Hotness | GoldenEye
GoldenEye (1995) · Jul 4, 2025
Bond's Gap Year(s) | Licence to Kill
Licence to Kill (1989) · Jun 27, 2025
A Low-Stakes Side Quest | The Living Daylights
The Living Daylights (1987) · Jun 20, 2025
The Horse Spy | A View to a Kill
A View to a Kill (1985) · Jun 6, 2025
It's Named After the Octopus | Octopussy
Octopussy (1983) · May 30, 2025
He Smuggles Pistachio Nuts | For Your Eyes Only
For Your Eyes Only (1981) · May 23, 2025
Look What Star Wars Made Me Do | Moonraker
Moonraker (1979) · May 9, 2025
The Spy Who Spied the Spy Me | The Spy Who Loved Me
The Spy Who Loved Me (1977) · May 2, 2025
The Third Act Megalomaniac | The Man With the Golden Gun
The Man with the Golden Gun (1974) · Apr 25, 2025
Magic Is Real | Live And Let Die
Live and Let Die (1973) · Apr 11, 2025
Diamonds Are Artificially Scarce | Diamonds Are Forever
Diamonds Are Forever (1971) · Apr 4, 2025
Chekhov's Spikes | On Her Majesty's Secret Service
On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) · Mar 28, 2025
The One Where Bond's Face Is on All the Newspapers | You Only Live Twice
You Only Live Twice (1967) · Mar 14, 2025
Blub-blub-blub-derball | Thunderball
Thunderball (1965) · Mar 7, 2025
Orangeman | Goldfinger
Goldfinger (1964) · Feb 28, 2025
From Istanbul, Not Constantinople | From Russia With Love
From Russia with Love (1963) · Feb 21, 2025
Double Oh No | Dr. No
Dr. No (1962) · Feb 14, 2025