Join the Criticless crew on a journey of free thought as they develop a refreshing film criticism counter-culture where its okay to disagree with out-of-touch film critics. The divide between movie critics and general audiences seems to grow more every day and its time someone put it under a microscope. Are critics too politically driven, too close to the industry, or just too disconnected to relate? Maybe it’s all of the above and then some, and they are determined to find out! Get controversial and dissect tomato scores while uplifting our Criticless users week to week! Join your host and Criticless CEO Blaine Andrews and fellow movie lovers Matt Verlaque, Chris Cowles, and assorted miscreants as they hypocritically review the latest in film and TV while attempting to predict, discuss, & critique the overall critical response.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice is back! The Review!
Beetlejuice (1988) · Sep 6, 2024
The Crow (2024) Review
The Crow (2024) · Aug 23, 2024
Alien Romulus: Best or Worst Movie of the Franchise?
Alien: Romulus (2024) · Aug 16, 2024
What did they do to our beloved Borderlands??? The Movie Review
Borderlands (2024) · Aug 9, 2024
Deadpool and Wolverine! Slicing it up!
Deadpool (2016) · Jul 29, 2024
Twisting It Up With Twisters!
Twisters (2024) · Jul 21, 2024
Review of the Hindi film: Kill
Kill Shot (2023) · Jul 5, 2024
CGI Fest? - Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga Review
Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (2024) · May 31, 2024
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes Review
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes (2024) · May 10, 2024
Boy Kills World, Best Movie of 2024??
Boy Kills World (2024) · Apr 27, 2024
Ghostbusters Answer the Call: Best Movie EVER
Ghostbusters (2016) · Apr 10, 2024
Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire Review, This is how Chris gets canceled
Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024) · Mar 29, 2024
Dune 2 review, the beigiest movie of them all?
Dune (2021) · Mar 29, 2024
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (& a man hugging a rat in the dark)
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022) · Nov 21, 2022
Black Adam (& anyone else please!)
Black Adam (2022) · Nov 8, 2022
Bullet Train (& America's @$$hole)
Bullet Train (2022) · Aug 22, 2022
Nope (& don't talk about chimps!)
Nope (2022) · Aug 3, 2022
Jurassic World Dominion (& Donk-a-Sarus-Rex)
Jurassic World Dominion (2022) · Jun 16, 2022
Top Gun: Maverick (& recording at bedtime)
Top Gun: Maverick (2022) · Jun 3, 2022
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (& we forgot a clever title)
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022) · May 26, 2022
The Northman (& the big toe comparison)
The Northman (2022) · May 8, 2022
Morbius (& Sponsored by problematic people)
Morbius (2022) · Apr 14, 2022
The Adam Project (& Mexican food speaks)
The Adam Project (2022) · Mar 29, 2022
The Matrix Resurrections (& I am Matt-Er)
The Matrix Resurrections (2021) · Jan 8, 2022
Spider-Man: No Way Home (& Timey Whimy Spidey Widey)
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) · Dec 24, 2021
Ghostbusters: Afterlife (& Daddy Rudd)
Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021) · Nov 26, 2021
Eternals (& celestial sphincters)
Eternals (2021) · Nov 11, 2021
Last Night In Soho (& butt mic)
Last Night in Soho (2021) · Nov 5, 2021
Dune (& Barbie on drugs)
Dune (2021) · Oct 31, 2021
Halloween Kills (& Stabby McStabface)
Halloween Kills (2021) · Oct 23, 2021
Malignant (& butthole alley)
Malignant (2021) · Sep 17, 2021
Shang - Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (& fuzzy butt-rabbit)
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021) · Sep 7, 2021
Reminiscence (& cartoon brains)
Reminiscence (2021) · Aug 31, 2021
Free Guy (& watchin ya Comer)
Free Guy (2021) · Aug 20, 2021
The Suicide Squad (& can't cancel the chosen ones)
The Suicide Squad (2021) · Aug 14, 2021
The Green Knight (& Frankenputa)
The Green Knight (2021) · Aug 7, 2021
Black Widow (& commie knuckle tatts)
Black Widow (2021) · Jul 19, 2021
The Tomorrow War (& Canadian Skadoos ?)
The Tomorrow War (2021) · Jul 12, 2021
F9: The Fast Saga (& mind blowing magnets)
F9 (2021) · Jul 3, 2021
Infinite (& Meatloaf's Anal Beads)
Infinite (2021) · Jun 24, 2021
In The Heights (& 1st Golden Shower)
In the Heights (2021) · Jun 20, 2021
The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (& OY! Spooky Ports)
The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (2021) · Jun 12, 2021
Woman In The Window (& Buttchugging Mustard)
The Woman in the Window (2021) · May 22, 2021
Wrath of Man (& The Litty Titty Ladies)
Wrath of Man (2021) · May 13, 2021
THE MITCHELLS VS. THE MACHINES (& Daniel Radcliffe riding a bear)
The Mitchells vs. the Machines (2021) · May 8, 2021
Mortal Kombat (& lets try this a 2nd time)
Mortal Kombat (2021) · Apr 29, 2021
What's Streaming 03/18/21 (Shadow & Bone, Demon Slayer : Mugen Train, Homecoming, The Man Who Killed Don Quixote)
The Man Who Killed Don Quixote (2018) · Apr 29, 2021
Thunder Force (& I cook A LOT of chicken)
Thunder Force (2021) · Apr 16, 2021
Godzilla Vs. Kong (& lukewarm on Milly Bobby)
Godzilla vs. Kong (2021) · Apr 9, 2021
Nobody (& Rat Race in Space!)
Nobody (2021) · Apr 1, 2021
Zack Snyder's Justice League (& Tallent's dirty little Grey's Anatomy addiction)
Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021) · Mar 25, 2021
Chaos Walking (& more critic a-holes)
Chaos Walking (2021) · Mar 18, 2021
Update & A Glitch in the Matrix mini review
A Glitch in the Matrix (2021) · Mar 14, 2021
Nomadland (& wheepin and poopin)
Nomadland (2021) · Feb 26, 2021
Bliss (& I'm inside myself)
Bliss (2019) · Feb 12, 2021
The Little Things (& Godzilla Vs. Mega Fedora)
The Little Things (2021) · Feb 6, 2021
Monster Hunter (& I be Peacockin)
Monster Hunter (2020) · Jan 29, 2021
Tenet (& flaming hot Don Cheeto)
Tenet (2020) · Jan 8, 2021
Sound Of Metal (& What are my knees?)
Sound of Metal (2020) · Dec 18, 2020
Cats (& loads of butt stuff)
Cats (2019) · Dec 5, 2020
The Dead Don't Die (& The Boxed Wine of Actresses)
The Dead Don't Die (2019) · Nov 26, 2020
The Witches ( & The Pinto Scale)
The Witches (1990) · Nov 13, 2020
Evil Eye (& some jive turkey)
Evil Eye (2020) · Oct 30, 2020
Books of Blood (& Spooky vs. Horror)
Books of Blood (2020) · Oct 23, 2020
The Lie (& Doc Crocs)
The Lie (2018) · Oct 12, 2020
The Man Who Killed Hitler and then The Bigfoot (& the Meshmellow)
The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot (2019) · Sep 27, 2020
The New Mutants (& Captain Karen)
The New Mutants (2020) · Sep 5, 2020
Project Power (& 321 League of Extraordinary Gentlemen)
Project Power (2020) · Aug 26, 2020
An American Pickle (& it sadly wasn't David Bowie)
An American Pickle (2020) · Aug 20, 2020
The Vast of Night (& sorry it's rated R)
The Vast of Night (2019) · Aug 12, 2020
Crawl (& a few bloody nubs)
Crawl (2019) · Jul 10, 2020
The King of Staten Island (& the girl takeover)
The King of Staten Island (2020) · Jun 30, 2020
Artemis Fowl (& pick your Anamorph)
Artemis Fowl (2020) · Jun 23, 2020
The Lovebirds (& trailer people)
The Lovebirds (2020) · Jun 4, 2020
The Lodge (& kids suck)
The Lodge (2020) · May 30, 2020
Scoob! (& mispronounced directors)
Scoob! (2020) · May 21, 2020
Bloodshot (& some tasty sausage)
Bloodshot (2020) · May 15, 2020
Extraction (& G.I. Chris Wick)
Extraction (2020) · May 6, 2020
Underwater / Sea Fever (& Its Nautical BROTHER)
Underwater (2020) · May 2, 2020
Blow The Man Down (& the first guest host)
Blow the Man Down (2019) · Apr 18, 2020
Guns Akimbo (& 3 Times Drunker)
Guns Akimbo (2020) · Apr 10, 2020
Big Time Adolescence (& soda on the floor)
Big Time Adolescence (2020) · Apr 3, 2020
The Hunt (& the thunder bros)
The Hunt (2020) · Mar 21, 2020
Onward (& forget the rock, It's Pebble)
Onward (2020) · Mar 11, 2020
The Invisible Man (& Chris' Wants Exploding Cows)
The Invisible Man (2020) · Mar 3, 2020
Locke & Key (& A Narcoleptic Rating Scale)
Locke & Key (2011) · Feb 26, 2020
Sonic The Hedgehog (& Matt is a fungi)
Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) · Feb 18, 2020
Harley Quinn: Birds of Prey (& Blaine can't contain himself)
The Rhythm Section (& we still love you, Charlie Hunnam)
The Rhythm Section (2020) · Feb 5, 2020