What's the one thing the internet is missing? A podcast where three white guys talk about bad movies. Fortunately, these three Evening Brothers are here to fill that void. Jon, Lincoln, and Preston take turns making the other two watch bad movies and take extensive notes about them. If things DON'T get off the rails within 10 minutes, we have been bodysnatched, please send help.
38: War Machine
War Machine (2017) · Aug 15, 2026
37: Borderlands
Borderlands (2024) · Aug 1, 2026
36: 66% of A Working Man
A Working Man (2025) · Jul 18, 2026
35: AVP Alien Vs Predator
AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004) · May 22, 2026
34: King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword (2017) · Apr 10, 2026
32: Escape From New York
Escape from New York (1981) · Feb 27, 2026
30: Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 2
Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 2 (2020) · Jan 31, 2026
29: End of Days
End of Days (1999) · Nov 8, 2025
28: Jared Leto Presents (ruins) Tron: Ares
TRON: Ares (2025) · Oct 23, 2025
27: Pixels.
Pixels (2015) · Oct 11, 2025
25: M Night Shyamalan 2: The Trap
Trap (2024) · Jun 7, 2025
20: Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever: Origins... Sever
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) · Dec 15, 2024
16: Underworld: We're Lycan This One
Underworld (2003) · Oct 19, 2024
15: R.I.P.D. 2: Rise of Roycephus Pulsifer, Civil War Participant
R.I.P.D. 2: Rise of the Damned (2022) · Oct 5, 2024
14: R.I.P.D.V.D.B.P.R.D.
R.I.P.D. (2013) · Sep 21, 2024
12: Di(no)topia
Dinotopia (2002) · Aug 17, 2024
10: Me, My Stealth, and I
Stealth (2005) · Jul 13, 2024
4: Lara Croft: The Ballad of Rude Jimmy
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) · Mar 23, 2024
1: Twilight 3000 Rise of the Sun God
Twilight (2008) · Jan 13, 2024
-7: The Pacifier: God's Honest Ninjas
The Pacifier (2005) · Sep 23, 2023
-8: Wanted: Legally and Emotionally
Wanted (2008) · Sep 9, 2023
-10: Constant(suffering)ine
Constantine (2005) · Aug 12, 2023