Kenzie Nolley and Alyssa Donovan are here to abduct you!! In a good way, we swear. With our combined knowledge of film (medial) and love for aliens (we don't want to fuck one, stop asking), we take you through alien movies as if we are your stoned tour guides. Tag along for alien praise, critiques, and unrelated tangents. Xoxo!!
Starship Troopers
Starship Troopers (1997) · Aug 7, 2026
JOB OPP! (Also Paul)
Paul (2011) · Aug 2, 2026
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
Return of the Jedi (1983) · Jul 10, 2026
Slither (w/ Pudge)
Slither (2006) · Jul 2, 2026
The Tomorrow War (w/ Ana Faris)
The Tomorrow War (2021) · Jun 25, 2026
Disclosure Day
Disclosure Day (2026) · Jun 15, 2026
The Faculty
The Faculty (1998) · May 31, 2026
Fifth Element
The Fifth Element (1997) · May 23, 2026
IT (w/ Kate Evans)
It (2017) · Apr 27, 2026
Project Hail Mary (w/ Pudge)
Project Hail Mary (2026) · Mar 29, 2026
Muppets from Space
Muppets from Space (1999) · Mar 24, 2026
War of the Worlds
War of the Worlds (2025) · Mar 5, 2026
Waiting for Guffman
Waiting for Guffman (1997) · Feb 28, 2026
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) · Feb 7, 2026
Avatar: Fire and Ash (w/ David Fernandez, James Cameron PhD)
Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025) · Jan 29, 2026
Avatar: The Way of Water (w/ David Fernandez, PhD)
Avatar: The Way of Water (2022) · Dec 12, 2025
The Fourth Kind
The Fourth Kind (2009) · Sep 11, 2025
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
The Empire Strikes Back (1980) · Sep 5, 2025
Mars Attacks!
Mars Attacks! (1996) · Aug 28, 2025
Evolution w/ CJ Maiorino
Evolution (2001) · Jul 31, 2025
Zenon the Zequel
Zenon: The Zequel (2001) · Jul 24, 2025
No One Will Save You
No One Will Save You (2023) · Jul 17, 2025
A Quiet Place
A Quiet Place (2018) · Jul 10, 2025
Men in Black
Men in Black (1997) · Jul 3, 2025
Avatar w/ James Cameron expert David Fernandez
Avatar (2009) · Jun 26, 2025
The Abyss w/ Ellory Smith
The Abyss (1989) · Jun 19, 2025
Aliens w/ Quinn Nolley
Aliens (1986) · Jun 12, 2025
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) · Jun 5, 2025
Earth Girls Are Easy
Earth Girls Are Easy (1988) · Mar 21, 2025
Asteroid City
Asteroid City (2023) · Mar 6, 2025
Interstellar
Interstellar (2014) · Feb 14, 2025
Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century
Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century (1999) · Feb 6, 2025
The Thing
The Thing (1982) · Jan 23, 2025
Star Wars: A New Hope
Star Wars (1977) · Jan 16, 2025
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) · Jan 9, 2025
Chicken Little
Chicken Little (2005) · Jan 2, 2025