What’s your favorite scary movie… and would you survive it? It’s easy to sit comfortably on our couches, yelling at horror movie characters to save themselves — but do we really have what it takes to be the final girl? I’d Survive is a horror-comedy podcast that recaps horror movies through a survivalist lens. Each week, Cassie or Caitlin will break down a new movie, and by the end, we’ll reveal its survivability score. We’re on the hunt for the lowest scores and the scariest movies!
69: Hokum (2026) | 62%
Hokum (2026) · Jul 16, 2026
68: Vacancy (2007) | 53%
Vacancy (2007) · Jul 9, 2026
67: Uncle Sam (1996) | 56%
Nasser 56 (1996) · Jul 2, 2026
65: Whistle (2025) | 44%
Whistle (2025) · Jun 18, 2026
64: Piranha (1978) | 41%
Piranha (1978) · Jun 11, 2026
63: Old People (2022) | 46%
Old People (2022) · Jun 4, 2026
61: Pieces (1982) | 88%
Pieces (1982) · May 21, 2026
60: Undertone (2025) | 20%
Undertone (2025) · May 14, 2026
59: Thrash (2026) | 51%
Thrash (2026) · May 7, 2026
58: Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare (2025) | 35%
The 35-Year Promise (2025) · Apr 30, 2026
56: Ice Cream Man (1995) | 60%
60 Hours of the Maikop Brigade (1995) · Apr 16, 2026
55: No One Gets Out Alive (2021) | 43%
Unification of Japan 43 (2021) · Apr 9, 2026
54: Saltburn (2023) | 9%
Cell 9 (2023) · Apr 2, 2026
53: Graduation Day (1981) | 69%
Graduation Day (1981) · Mar 26, 2026
52: Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021) | 50%
Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021) · Mar 19, 2026
49: Cube (1997) | 19%
Hakusen Nagashi 19 no Haru (1997) · Feb 26, 2026
48: Cobweb (2023) | 33%
Cobweb (2023) · Feb 19, 2026
47: My Bloody Valentine (1981) | 44%
My Bloody Valentine (1981) · Feb 12, 2026
46: Escape Room (2019) | 45%
Escape Room (2019) · Feb 5, 2026
44: Frozen (2010) | 63%
Frozen (2010) · Jan 8, 2026
42: Better Watch Out (2016) | 79%
Natpadhigaram 79 (2016) · Dec 25, 2025
41: The Mean One (2022) | 50%
The Mean One (2022) · Dec 18, 2025
39: Stream (2024) | 19%
Stream (2024) · Dec 4, 2025
38: Thanksgiving (2023) | 32%
Thanksgiving (2023) · Nov 27, 2025
37: Splinter (2008) | 44%
Splinter (2008) · Nov 20, 2025
36: The Grudge (2004) | 18%
The Grudge (2004) · Nov 13, 2025
35: Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987) | 18%
Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987) · Nov 6, 2025
34: House of 1000 Corpses (2003) | 6%
DEAW #6 Stand Up Comedy Show (2003) · Oct 30, 2025
33: Hell Fest (2018) | 47%
Hell Fest (2018) · Oct 23, 2025
32: Murder Party (2007) | 79%
Murder Party (2007) · Oct 16, 2025
29: Alone (2020) | 40%
Alone (2020) · Sep 25, 2025
28: Sleepaway Camp (1983) | 96%
Sleepaway Camp (1983) · Sep 18, 2025
27: Dangerous Animals (2025) | 17%
Dangerous Animals (2025) · Sep 11, 2025
26: Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007) | 6%
The Legend of Lu Xiaofeng 6 (2007) · Sep 4, 2025
25: Until Dawn (2025) | 5%
The Pursuit of Lust 5 (2025) · Aug 28, 2025
24: Nope (2022) | 37%
Psychic Manjara 37 (2022) · Aug 21, 2025
23: The Monkey (2025) | 50%
The Monkey (2025) · Aug 14, 2025
22: The Platform (2019) | 27%
The Platform (2019) · Aug 7, 2025
21: Slumber Party Massacre 2 (1987) | 79%
Slumber Party Massacre II (1987) · Jul 31, 2025
20: Wrong Turn (2003) | 10%
Wrong Turn (2003) · Jul 24, 2025
19: Nightman (2023) | 73%
Nightman (2023) · Jul 17, 2025
18: Clown in a Cornfield (2025) | 29%
Clown in a Cornfield (2025) · Jul 10, 2025
17: House on Haunted Hill (1959) | 100%
A Friend in Court Is Better... (1959) · Jul 3, 2025
16: Funny Games (1997) | 0%
Funny Games (1997) · Jun 26, 2025
15: There's Someone Inside Your House (2021) | 65%
There's Someone Inside Your House (2021) · Jun 19, 2025
14: Intruder (1989) | 50%
Intruder (1989) · Jun 12, 2025
13: Heart Eyes (2025) | 52%
Heart Eyes (2025) · Jun 5, 2025
12: The Menu (2022) | 68%
The Menu (2022) · May 29, 2025
11: The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) | 69%
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982) · May 22, 2025
10: Companion (2025) | 74%
Companion (2025) · May 15, 2025
9: The Ritual (2017) | 55%
The Ritual (2017) · May 8, 2025
8: The Hills Have Eyes (1977) | 8%
The Hills Have Eyes (1977) · May 1, 2025
7: Presence (2024) | 97%
PRESENCE (2024) · Apr 24, 2025
6: Watcher (2022) | 46%
Watcher (2022) · Apr 17, 2025
5: Cuckoo (2024) | 22%
Sumiko 22 (2024) · Apr 10, 2025
4: The Fourth Kind (2009) | 90%
The Fourth Kind (2009) · Apr 3, 2025
3: 28 Days Later (2002) | 28%
28 Days Later (2002) · Mar 27, 2025
2: Speak No Evil (2022) | 76%
Speak No Evil (2022) · Mar 20, 2025
1: Psycho (1960) | 53%
Psycho (1960) · Mar 13, 2025