Each week Robbie and Rebecca sit down with a movie and glitter the commentary track with bits of trivia, sarcastic comments, tasteless jokes, and possible heavy breathing into the microphone.
SCARY MOVIE 2: i bet she tosses a mean salad
Scary Movie 2 (2001) · Jun 28, 2025
DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE: i need about tree fiddy
Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) · May 2, 2025
LOGAN: in the name of the Goofy, the Max & and the holy Powerline
Logan (2017) · Apr 25, 2025
DEADPOOL 2: the sequel to the first one (straight up stealing the tagline)
Deadpool 2 (2018) · Apr 18, 2025
DEADPOOL: technical difficulties because it's always fucken something
Deadpool (2016) · Apr 4, 2025
THE WOLVERINE: an increasingly heated discussion about Famke Janssen's boobies
The Wolverine (2013) · Mar 21, 2025
X-MEN ORIGINS: sometimes we latch onto a joke and beat it into the ground
X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) · Feb 28, 2025
BASEKETBALL: goin' down to vagoina town
BASEketball (1998) · Feb 7, 2025
BACK TO THE MINORS: the whole thing's held together with green screens & hairspray
Major League: Back to the Minors (1998) · Jan 31, 2025
MAJOR LEAGUE II: i really thought they won the world series
Major League II (1994) · Jan 24, 2025
MAJOR LEAGUE: various genres of 80s fashion
Major League (1989) · Jan 17, 2025
MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT: it's not even a real dvd (with an i)
Minutes to Midnight (2018) · Jan 10, 2025
DECK THE HALLS: weekend at bernie's, arson & forgery
Deck the Halls (2006) · Dec 28, 2024
THE NIGHT BEFORE: it's called "feature extra" for a reason
The Night Before (2015) · Dec 5, 2024
THANKSGIVING: if we all look gay, none of us look gay
Thanksgiving (2023) · Nov 27, 2024
THE WOLF MAN: plagued by literal poop from a butt
The Wolf Man (1941) · Nov 20, 2024
FRANKENSTEIN: no one knows how or why Igor became a thing
Frankenstein (2025) · Nov 13, 2024
DRACULA: if they were dead, but now they're not, is it still necrophilia?
Dracula (1931) · Oct 22, 2024
ENDGAME: all handjobs are masturbation, but not all masturbation is handjobs
Endgame (2009) · Oct 17, 2024
INFINITY WAR: active dick voice & other friendly acts of violence (our 100th episode)
Avengers: Infinity War (2018) · Oct 9, 2024
ANT-MAN & the WASP: cancel the food, i want string cheese and a juice box
Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) · Sep 25, 2024
RAGNAROK: Taika Waititi is Marvel's Jimmy Kimmel
Thor: Ragnarok (2017) · Sep 17, 2024
DOCTOR STRANGE: her real bald head looks like a fake bald head
Doctor Strange (2016) · Sep 10, 2024
BLACK PANTHER: black to black superheroes
Black Panther (2018) · Aug 28, 2024
BLACK WIDOW: believe me, women notice three inches
Black Widow (2021) · Feb 14, 2024
CIVIL WAR: i'm pretty sure i invented "gang pegging", but i'm scared to google it
Captain America: Civil War (2016) · Feb 7, 2024
ANT-MAN: what adjustments are you making?! those poor lambs...
Ant-Man (2015) · Jan 31, 2024
VIOLENT NIGHT: the best shit we've said all year this week
Violent Night (2022) · Dec 27, 2023
THE SANTA CLAUSE: the vibe of Daddy Claus is very healthy
The Santa Clause (1994) · Dec 20, 2023
NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS: we don't negotiate with terrorists regardless of how jolly they are
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) · Dec 6, 2023
PLANES, TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES: Steve Martin is surprisingly ripped...
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) · Nov 28, 2023
THE EXORCIST: the masturbation leaves a little something to be desired
The Exorcist (1973) · Nov 9, 2023
freaky: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, DENNY'S?!?!
Freaky (2020) · Nov 1, 2023
JEEPERS CREEPERS: i'm sorry, i've eaten too many penises
Jeepers Creepers (2001) · Oct 25, 2023
TRICK R TREAT: kwispy, kweamy, kweepy
Trick 'r Treat (2007) · Oct 18, 2023
POLTERGEIST: oh my god, they have my baaaee-baaaaaaaaaaaay
Poltergeist (1982) · Oct 11, 2023
CASPER: a ghostly gang bang where time doesn't exist
Casper (1995) · Sep 27, 2023
WALKABOUT: Claire is the worst, though
Walkabout (1971) · Sep 23, 2023
MR. NANNY: anyway brother, here's a pachycephalosaurus
Mr. Nanny (1993) · Sep 23, 2023
MRS. DOUBTFIRE: no subtitle will be funnier than Robin Williams
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) · Sep 23, 2023
DON'T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER'S DEAD: the importance of cucumber placement
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991) · Sep 23, 2023
ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING: she didn't even take off her mittens!
Adventures in Babysitting (1987) · Sep 8, 2023
THE SCORPION KING: baddies from another daddy
The Scorpion King (2002) · Aug 16, 2023
THE MUMMY RETURNS: suckyoudryandmakeyouwholeagain, name of your sex tape!
The Mummy Returns (2001) · Jul 26, 2023
THE MUMMY: if Rachel Wives was a librarian i would totally pretend to read more
The Mummy (1999) · Jul 18, 2023
WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT: it's not a question, just flat pancake side boob and split pea vomit
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) · Jul 11, 2023
THE SIMPSONS: it's like swamp-ass but on your head
The Simpsons Movie (2007) · Jun 25, 2023
THE BOB'S BURGERS MOVIE: it's a weird, ironic twist, but whip it out, uncle tickletush
The Bob's Burgers Movie (2022) · Jun 23, 2023
OCEAN'S 11: the only thing that goes wrong is the poo poo
Ocean's Eleven (2001) · Jun 16, 2023
SCARY MOVIE: an unnecessarily accurate vocal representation of the sound a buttplug makes
Scary Movie (2000) · May 3, 2023
SCREAM 2: quit acting with your teeth - the reckoning
Scream 2 (1997) · Apr 19, 2023
SCREAM: well, ya know, standards have changed since the 90s
Scream (1996) · Apr 19, 2023
THE OTHER GUYS: Rebecca can't handle anymore shots
The Other Guys (2010) · Apr 18, 2023
BAD BOYS FOR LIFE: i don't know how to explain it, but Martin Lawrence looks like a toad
Bad Boys for Life (2020) · Mar 22, 2023
BAD BOYS II: honestly, dead or alive, i'm looking at big ass titties (poor side boob)
Bad Boys II (2003) · Mar 15, 2023
AGE OF ULTRON: five seconds on the internet, and he knew what we're all scared to admit
The Godfather (1972) · Feb 22, 2023
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY, VOL 2: i cried, you cried, we all cried, i cried some more...
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) · Feb 21, 2023
THE DARK WORLD: like...it's so dark. why is it so dark? it's so fucking dark...
Thor: The Dark World (2013) · Jan 25, 2023
IRON MAN 3: a bomb's not a bomb when it's a bomb, and Rebecca has SO many more subtitles...
Iron Man 3 (2013) · Jan 10, 2023
MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL: zephyr's step-dad's cucumber dildo character
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) · Dec 20, 2022
SCROOGED: my dad taught me about cocaine
Scrooged (1988) · Dec 6, 2022
CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS: i would totally do Jamie Lee Curtis
Christmas with the Kranks (2004) · Nov 29, 2022
A CHRISTMAS STORY: a 40s mom with a 40s dumpster
A Christmas Story (1983) · Nov 22, 2022
BLACK CHRISTMAS: something about cunts and bananas...
Black Christmas (1974) · Nov 15, 2022
KRAMPUS: aunt Dorothy is the actual hero here
Krampus (2015) · Nov 8, 2022
SINISTER: that dude is hung/hanged like a horse
Sinister (2012) · Nov 2, 2022
KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE: nobody cares about the rest of the city, do they?
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) · Nov 2, 2022
FREDDY VS JASON: compiling the herpes
Freddy vs. Jason (2003) · Nov 2, 2022
WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS: on such a small budget?!
What We Do in the Shadows (2014) · Oct 11, 2022
CRY_WOLF: no one dies, but he looks like Matt Dillon
Cry_Wolf (2005) · Oct 6, 2022
RE-ANIMATOR: contains violence and gore and titties
Re-Animator (1985) · Oct 6, 2022
SKELETON KEY: forget sugar daddies, i want a sugar barron
The Skeleton Key (2005) · Sep 20, 2022
GOON: the one where we learn the rules to hockey
Goon (2012) · Sep 13, 2022
THE MIGHTY DUCKS: i wanna smuckhakke your mom, charlie
The Mighty Ducks (1992) · Aug 30, 2022
ACTION POINT: Pontius is our only rule
Action Point (2018) · Aug 16, 2022
JACKASS 3D: the kids are fuckin back...
Jackass 3D (2010) · Aug 2, 2022
NUMBER 2: everyone be on their worst behavior
Jackass Number Two (2006) · Jul 26, 2022
JURASSIC PARK III: billy's immortal albatross or something or whatever
Jurassic Park III (2001) · Jul 17, 2022
THE LOST WORLD: it was a long and rainy night...
The Lost World (2001) · Jul 17, 2022
JURASSIC PARK: guitar strings & hollywood perverts
Jurassic Park (1993) · Jul 16, 2022
READY PLAYER ONE: oh honey, we're all shit shows...
Ready Player One (2018) · Jul 16, 2022
BACK TO THE FUTURE III: well look at doc being a huge fuckin' hypocrite
Back to the Future Part III (1990) · Jul 16, 2022
BACK TO THE FUTURE II: let's just go everywhere then...
Back to the Future Part II (1989) · Jul 16, 2022
BACK TO THE FUTURE: that's your mom, dude...
Back to the Future (1985) · Jul 16, 2022
THE AVENGERS: pierre lays down the law
The Avengers (2012) · Jul 16, 2022
THOR: oh you bitch, you little bitch
Thor (2011) · Jul 16, 2022
THE INCREDIBLE HULK: insert long, wet fart noise here
The Incredible Hulk (2008) · Jul 16, 2022
IRON MAN: stoney tark & where the fuck is don cheadle?
Iron Man (2008) · Jul 16, 2022
CAPTAIN MARVEL: surfing with Jesus & allison brie in a phase one movie
Captain Marvel (2019) · Jul 16, 2022
DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?: super hot giant aliens & other stories
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000) · Jul 16, 2022
NIGHTMARE ALLEY: our first drinking game
Nightmare Alley (2021) · Jul 16, 2022
A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD: is it papa or papí
A Good Day to Die Hard (2013) · Jul 16, 2022
LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD: stop acting with your teeth
Live Free or Die Hard (2007) · Jul 16, 2022
DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE: a brother's wrath
Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995) · Jul 16, 2022
DIE HARD: it's a damn christmas movie
Die Hard (1988) · Jul 16, 2022