From the creators of Smash Fiction, it's horniness meets science! We examine a fictional universe and rank the f*ckability of the characters to determine the true median on our collective boner scale. Who exactly is the middle of the pack in Lord of the Rings? Who is the middle ground of sexiness in the Marvel Cinematic Universe? Just where does the horniness middle fall in Game of Thrones? We bring together a diverse array of sexualities, rank the characters, crunch the numbers, and find out truly wild and surprising things about everyone's internal boner-meter along the way.
Hard Choices 52 - Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga
Star Wars (1977) · Jul 31, 2026
Hard Choices 52 - Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015) · Jul 31, 2026
Hard Choices 52 - Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga
Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) · Jul 31, 2026
Bad Choices 5 - Shrek [Public Edition]
Shrek (2001) · Nov 30, 2025
Hard Choices 47 - Comic Book Villains [Live at Tucson Comic Con]
Comic Book Villains (2002) · Sep 30, 2025
Announcement! Bad Choices - Shrek Livestream and Live Show at Tucson Comic Con
Shrek (2001) · Jul 25, 2025
Hard Choices 42 - Lost
Lost (2004) · Apr 1, 2025
Hard Choices 40 - What We Do in the Shadows
What We Do in the Shadows (2014) · Oct 29, 2024
Hard Choices 39 - Street Fighter
Street Fighter (1994) · Sep 30, 2024
Hard Choices 17 - Mascots
Mascots (2016) · Oct 13, 2022
Hard Choices 16 - The Muppets
The Muppets (2011) · Sep 1, 2022
Hard Choices 12 - Doctor Who
Doctor Who (1996) · Apr 30, 2022
Hard Choices 11 - The Mummy Trilogy
The Mummy (1999) · Mar 31, 2022
Hard Choices 9 - Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat (2021) · Jan 30, 2022
Hard Choices 1 - Lord of the Rings
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) · Apr 1, 2021
Hard Choices 1 - Lord of the Rings
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) · Apr 1, 2021
Hard Choices 1 - Lord of the Rings
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) · Apr 1, 2021