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Ep 107 - The Thing (Screenshare Unplugged)
The Thing (1982) · Aug 12, 2026
Ep 105 - Terminator: Dark Fate (John Connor's Chest Cavity)
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019) · Jul 22, 2026
Ep 104 - Logan (Brutality with a Hard R)
Logan (2017) · Jul 15, 2026
Ep 102 - Jaws (A Whaaat?)
Jaws (1975) · Jun 24, 2026
Ep 100 - Se7en (Sesevenen)
Se7en (1995) · Jun 3, 2026
Ep 98 - Dark City (Why Does Brain Fill With Cum?)
Dark City (1998) · May 20, 2026
Ep 96 - The 4:30 Movie (Sex Poo)
The 4:30 Movie (2024) · Apr 29, 2026
Ep 95 - American Movie (Wayne's World on Meth)
American Movie (1999) · Apr 22, 2026
Ep 94 - Past Lives (Good Art Makes You Get Therapy)
Past Lives (2023) · Apr 15, 2026
Ep 93 - Trekkies (Meet the Trekkers)
Trekkies (1997) · Apr 8, 2026
Ep 89 - The Age of Disclosure (Telepathic Vampire Aliens)
The Age of Disclosure (2025) · Feb 25, 2026
Ep 87 - The People v. Arnold - Batman & Robin
Batman & Robin (1997) · Feb 4, 2026
Ep 83 - The People v. Arnold - Predator
Predator (1987) · Jan 7, 2026
Ep 82 - Four Rooms (Let Your Bush Pop)
Four Rooms (1995) · Dec 31, 2025
Intermission - Christmas 2025 with Mariah Carey
Intermission (2025) · Dec 24, 2025
Ep 81 - Jingle All the Way (Collar Continuity Crisis)
Jingle All the Way (1996) · Dec 17, 2025
Ep 80 - A Very Muppet Christmas Movie (Save Me, Whoopi Goldberg)
It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (2002) · Dec 10, 2025
Ep 78 - Frankenstein (Gatekeeping the Seamen Demon)
Frankenstein (1931) · Nov 26, 2025
Ep 77 - Alien: Romulus (CGI Bilbo Baggins)
Alien: Romulus (2024) · Nov 12, 2025
Ep 76 - Alien: Covenant (Whistle and Cum)
Alien: Covenant (2017) · Nov 5, 2025
Ep 74 - Halloween Ends (We Fixed the Movie)
Halloween Ends (2022) · Oct 22, 2025
Ep 73 - Halloween Kills (Evil Dies Tonight)
Halloween Kills (2021) · Oct 8, 2025
Ep 72 - Halloween 2018 (Back Off, Man - I'm a Podcaster)
Halloween (2018) · Oct 1, 2025
Ep 70 - Ghostbusters (Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good)
Ghostbusters (1984) · Sep 17, 2025
Intermission - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) · Sep 10, 2025
Ep 68 - The Conjuring 2 (Bullshit Reloaded)
The Conjuring 2 (2016) · Aug 27, 2025
Ep 66 - Prometheus (Are Buttholes Genitalia?)
Prometheus (2012) · Aug 13, 2025
Ep 64 - Matrix Revolutions (Jesus Is My Antivirus)
The Matrix Revolutions (2003) · Jul 23, 2025
Ep 63 - Matrix Reloaded: Part 2 (More Bullet Time!)
The Matrix Reloaded (2003) · Jul 16, 2025
Ep 61 - The Matrix: Part 2 (Robot Shrimp in the Bellybutton)
The Matrix (1999) · Jul 2, 2025
Ep 60 - The Matrix (Gimme that Brain Train)
The Matrix (1999) · Jun 25, 2025
Ep 57 - The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (Ahhhh! [Chinese])
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) · May 28, 2025
Ep 56 - The Mummy Returns (Scorpion King of the Hill)
The Mummy Returns (2001) · May 21, 2025
Ep 55 - The Mummy (ACME Sexism)
The Mummy (1999) · May 14, 2025
Ep 53 - Red Sonja (Baguette Nielsen)
Red Sonja (1985) · Apr 16, 2025
Ep 52 - Conan the Destroyer (How Do I Swallow These Rocks)
Conan the Destroyer (1984) · Apr 9, 2025
Ep 51 - Conan the Barbarian (Arnold Noises)
Conan the Barbarian (1982) · Apr 2, 2025
Ep 50 - Aliens (Alien$)
Aliens (1986) · Mar 26, 2025
Ep 49 - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (Part 2: Sauron's Mouthguard)
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) · Mar 19, 2025
Ep 48 - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (Part 1: Gandalf Doesn't Wipe)
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) · Mar 12, 2025
Ep 47 - The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (Part 3: Gimli is the Michael Jordan of Crotch Shots)
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) · Feb 19, 2025
Ep 46 - The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (Part 2: The Riders of Brohan)
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) · Feb 12, 2025
Ep 45 - The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (Part 1: British People are Bad People)
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) · Feb 5, 2025
Ep 44 - The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (Part 3: Gandalf Gets Banned)
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) · Jan 22, 2025
Ep 43 - The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (Part 2: Rule 34 Tom Bombadil)
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) · Jan 15, 2025
Ep 42 - The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (Part 1: The Lore of our Memes)
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) · Jan 8, 2025
Ep 41 - Alien (Double Dildo Spaceship)
Alien (1979) · Jan 3, 2025
Ep 39 - The Muppet Christmas Carol (Tom Hiddleston's Prolapsed Chickussy)
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) · Dec 18, 2024
Ep 37 - Gremlins (Baby's First Horror)
Gremlins (1984) · Dec 4, 2024
Ep 36 - The Holiday (Jack Black's Uncanny Valley)
The Holiday (2006) · Nov 27, 2024
Ep 34 - Prince of Egypt (Dead Kids All Over the Place)
The Prince of Egypt (1998) · Nov 13, 2024
Ep 33 - Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (Jiu-Jitsu is No Joke)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993) · Nov 6, 2024
Ep 32 - Poltergeist (Ethically Sourced Corpses)
Poltergeist (1982) · Nov 1, 2024
Ep 31 - Bram Stoker's Dracula (Vampire Dutch Oven)
Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) · Oct 30, 2024
Ep 30 - Stir of Echoes (Daddy's a Receiver Now)
Stir of Echoes (1999) · Oct 23, 2024
Ep 29 - The Mothman Prophecies (Remove Gerbil Before Watching)
The Mothman Prophecies (2002) · Oct 9, 2024
Ep 28 - Halloween (Scaring Kids From Bushes)
Halloween (1978) · Oct 2, 2024
Ep 27 - Blade Runner 2049 (Do Androids Dream of AI Love?)
Blade Runner 2049 (2017) · Sep 25, 2024
Ep 26 - Doctor Sleep (Stephen King's Apartment Prices are Way Off)
Doctor Sleep (2019) · Sep 18, 2024
Ep 25 - Get Out (Festering S***hole)
Get Out (2017) · Sep 11, 2024
Ep 24 - The Autopsy of Jane Doe
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016) · Sep 4, 2024
Ep 23 - League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (The Public Domain Avengers)
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003) · Aug 28, 2024
Ep 22 - V for Vendetta (Berries and Cream Batman)
V for Vendetta (2006) · Aug 21, 2024
In Defense Of - "Ladyhawke"
Ladyhawke (1985) · Aug 7, 2024
Ep 20 - Practical Magic (Dead Borat)
Practical Magic (1998) · Jul 31, 2024
Ep 19 - The Crow (Shit On Me)
The Crow (1994) · Jul 24, 2024
Ep 18 - Dune: Part Two (Soupy Sex)
Dune: Part Two (2024) · Jul 17, 2024
Ep 16 - Fargo (For a Little Bit of Money)
Fargo (1996) · Jul 3, 2024
In Defense Of - "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker" Part II
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) · Jun 26, 2024
In Defense Of - "Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker"
Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) · Jun 19, 2024
Ep 15 - Psycho (Papa Pedro Pascals's Pickled Peckers)
Psycho (1960) · Jun 12, 2024
Ep 14 - Dr. Strangelove (Thumb in the Middle - Do What You Want)
Ep 13 - The Ugly Dachshund (Japanese Polka Party)
The Ugly Dachshund (1966) · May 29, 2024
Ep 11 - The Muppet Movie (Chicken Wokka)
The Muppet Movie (1979) · May 15, 2024
Ep 9 - Neptune Frost (You Literally Can’t Take It Literally)
Neptune Frost (2022) · May 1, 2024
Ep 8 - Attack the Block (Guns as Marketing Tools)
Attack the Block (2011) · Apr 24, 2024
Ep 7 - The Creator (The Bye Was Implied)
The Creator (2023) · Apr 17, 2024
Ep 6 - High Life (Launch Yourself into a Black Hole)
High Life (2018) · Apr 10, 2024
Ep 5 - Terminator Salvation (Thumb Man and the Seal)
Terminator Salvation (2009) · Apr 3, 2024
Ep 4 - M3Gan (Elizabeth Olsen Dolls are not Therapy)
M3GAN (2022) · Mar 27, 2024
Ep 2 - Split (Marsha's Steel Chair)
Split (2016) · Mar 13, 2024