Bring Me the Axe is a comedy podcast celebrating the best (and worst) horror from a time when the video store ruled the night. Every other week, brothers Bryan and Dave White (and the occasional guest) heed the call of nostalgia and evaluate the classic 70s and 80s horror movies they loved in their childhood to determine whether the movies are still relevant today or should be allowed to fade into obscurity.
99CR 63: The Shark Hunter
The Shark Hunter (1979) · Jul 20, 2026
99CR 62: Dirty Dancing
Dirty Dancing (1987) · Jul 6, 2026
110: Carnival of Souls
Carnival of Souls (1962) · Jun 29, 2026
108: Dracula's Daughter
Dracula's Daughter (1936) · Jun 1, 2026
99CR 58: Blue Velvet
Blue Velvet (1986) · May 11, 2026
106: The Wicker Man
The Wicker Man (1973) · May 4, 2026
99CR 57: Martin
J.A. Martin Photographer (1977) · Apr 27, 2026
105: Night School
Night School (1981) · Apr 20, 2026
99CR 56: Ninja Terminator
Ninja Terminator (1986) · Apr 13, 2026
101: Friday the 13th Part 6 - Jason Lives (Bonus)
Jason Lives - Friday the 13th Part VI (1986) · Mar 13, 2026
99CR 53: Raiders of Atlantis
Raiders of Atlantis (1983) · Mar 2, 2026
99: Day of the Dead
Day of the Dead (1985) · Feb 23, 2026
99CR 52: Black Belt Jones
Black Belt Jones (1974) · Feb 16, 2026
98: Friday the 13th - A New Beginning w/guest Aileen Clark (Bonus)
Friday the 13th Part III (1982) · Feb 13, 2026
97: Tales From The Hood
Tales from the Hood (1995) · Feb 9, 2026
99CR 51: Death Wish 3
Death Wish 3 (1985) · Feb 2, 2026
99CR 50: What Have You Done To Solange?
What Have You Done to Solange? (1972) · Jan 19, 2026
95: Chopping Mall
Chopping Mall (1986) · Jan 12, 2026
99CR 49: Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (1984) · Jan 5, 2026
99CR 48: Mulholland Drive
Mulholland Drive (2001) · Dec 15, 2025
92: A Return To Salem's Lot
A Return to Salem's Lot (1987) · Dec 8, 2025
90: House of Dark Shadows
House of Dark Shadows (1970) · Nov 10, 2025
99CR 45: The Beastmaster
The Beastmaster (1982) · Nov 3, 2025
88: A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 - Dream Warriors
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987) · Oct 20, 2025
87: Phantasm
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) · Oct 13, 2025
99CR 44: Steel and Lace
Steel and Lace (1991) · Sep 29, 2025
85: Vacation of Terror 2 - Diabolical Birthday
The Man in My Basement (2025) · Sep 22, 2025
99CR 43: If Footmen Tire You What Will Horses Do? w/guest Aileen Clark
If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? (1971) · Sep 15, 2025
84: Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) · Sep 8, 2025
99CR 42: The Wraith
The Wraith (1986) · Sep 1, 2025
83: Nosferatu the Vampyre
Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979) · Aug 25, 2025
99CR 41: This House Possessed
This House Possessed (1981) · Aug 18, 2025
99CR 40: The Day After
The Day After (1983) · Aug 4, 2025
81: Night of the Comet
Night of the Comet (1984) · Jul 28, 2025
99CR 39: King of New York
King of New York (1990) · Jul 21, 2025
78: What's The Matter With Helen?
What's the Matter with Helen? (1971) · Jun 30, 2025
99CR 37: Killer Condom
The Killer Condom (1996) · Jun 23, 2025
76: Friday the 13th - The Final Chapter (Bonus)
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) · Jun 13, 2025
75: What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962) · Jun 2, 2025
99CR 35: Blood of Heroes
The Blood of Heroes (1989) · May 26, 2025
99CR 34: Miami Connection
Miami Connection (1987) · May 12, 2025
(Sample) Do You Think I'm Spooky? S1E15: Lazarus
Lazarus (2021) · May 1, 2025
(Sample) Millennium Edition: House of Wax
House of Wax (2005) · May 1, 2025
99CR 33: Highlander
Highlander (1986) · Apr 28, 2025
99CR 32: American Ninja
American Ninja (1985) · Apr 14, 2025
71: Picnic At Hanging Rock
Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975) · Apr 7, 2025
(Sample) Millennium Edition: Lake Mungo
Lake Mungo (2009) · Apr 1, 2025
99CR 31: Streets of Fire
Streets of Fire (1984) · Mar 31, 2025
99CR 29: Lone Wolf & Cub - Sword of Vengeance
Lone Wolf and Cub: Sword of Vengeance (1972) · Mar 3, 2025
68: Night of the Living Dead
Night of the Living Dead (1968) · Feb 24, 2025
99CR 28: Escape From New York
Escape from New York (1981) · Feb 17, 2025
99CR 27: Escape From The Bronx
Escape from the Bronx (1983) · Feb 3, 2025
66: Alice, Sweet Alice
Alice, Sweet Alice (1976) · Jan 27, 2025
99CR 26: The Apple
The Apple (1980) · Jan 20, 2025
65: The Changeling
The Changeling (1980) · Jan 13, 2025
(Sample) Do You Think I'm Spooky? S1E7: Ghost In The Machine
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024) · Jan 9, 2025
99CR 25: Mommie Dearest
Mommie Dearest (1981) · Jan 6, 2025
63: Christmas Evil
Christmas Evil (1980) · Dec 23, 2024
61: Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2
Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) · Dec 9, 2024
99CR 23: The Christmas Martian
The Christmas Martian (1971) · Dec 2, 2024
60: Daughters of Darkness
Les Lèvres rouges (1971) · Nov 25, 2024
99CR 22: The Beaver Trilogy
Beaver Trilogy (2000) · Nov 18, 2024
59: Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1931) · Nov 11, 2024
99CR 21: Death Warrant
Death Warrant (1990) · Nov 4, 2024
56: A Nightmare On Elm Street
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) · Oct 14, 2024
55: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) · Oct 7, 2024
54: Cemetery Man
Cemetery Man (1994) · Sep 30, 2024
99CR 19: Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah
Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah (1991) · Sep 9, 2024
99CR 18: Ghidorah, The Three-Headed Monster
Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster (1964) · Aug 26, 2024
50: The Silence of the Lambs
The Silence of the Lambs (1991) · Aug 19, 2024
49: I Know What You Did Last Summer
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) · Aug 5, 2024
99CR 16: Assault on Precinct 13
Assault on Precinct 13 (1976) · Jul 29, 2024
47: Return of the Living Dead
The Return of the Living Dead (1985) · Jul 8, 2024
99CR 13: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) · Jun 17, 2024
45: The Haunting
The Haunting (1963) · Jun 10, 2024
99CR 09: The Warriors
The Warriors (1979) · Apr 8, 2024
99CR 08: Sunset Boulevard
Sunset Boulevard (1950) · Mar 25, 2024
38: The Funhouse
The Funhouse (1981) · Mar 18, 2024
99CR 07: Get Crazy
Get Crazy (1983) · Mar 11, 2024
37: Night of the Creeps
Night of the Creeps (1986) · Mar 4, 2024
36: Dawn of the Dead
Dawn of the Dead (1978) · Feb 19, 2024
99CR 05: Ganja & Hess
Ganja & Hess (1973) · Feb 12, 2024
99CR 04: Phantom of the Paradise
Phantom of the Paradise (1974) · Jan 29, 2024
99CR 03: Polyester
Polyester (1981) · Jan 15, 2024
31: New Year's Evil
New Year's Evil (1980) · Jan 8, 2024
99CR 02: Delivery Boys
Delivery Boys (1985) · Jan 1, 2024
99CR 01: 1990: Bronx Warriors
1990: The Bronx Warriors (1982) · Jan 1, 2024
30: Black Christmas
Black Christmas (1974) · Dec 25, 2023
23: Halloween (1978)
Halloween (1978) · Oct 30, 2023
20: Halloween (2018)
Halloween (2018) · Oct 2, 2023
18: The Peanut Butter Solution
The Peanut Butter Solution (1985) · Sep 22, 2023
14: Maximum Overdrive
Maximum Overdrive (1986) · Aug 7, 2023
13: Sleepaway Camp
Sleepaway Camp (1983) · Jul 24, 2023
10: The Old Dark House
The Old Dark House (1932) · Jun 26, 2023
08: The House on Sorority Row
The House on Sorority Row (1982) · May 29, 2023
05: The Sentinel
The Sentinel (1977) · Apr 17, 2023
02: Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker
Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (1981) · Mar 9, 2023
01: Amityville 2: The Possession
Amityville II: The Possession (1982) · Feb 20, 2023